Those days when I fell in love with monsters

When Lang Jun was woken up by Lang Jingjing, he was having a big dream in bed.

"Big brother! Big brother!" Lang Jingjing pushed him with her front paws, "Get up quickly, the second brother and the vixen are gone."

Lang Jun turned over and said, "He loves to walk by himself the most, you go to the community to look for it."

"Oh." Lang Jingjing finished walking away.Lang Jun seized the time to fall asleep. When he dreamed that he was named "Fox Suppressing General" by the Heavenly Court just now, Lang Jingjing woke him up. He had to try to see if he could catch the tail of the dream and kill a few The fox relieved his anger.

In the end, he had a dream, but it was Du Jiayan's parents.

The tall and tall Father Du sat on the teacher's chair and asked him: "How many people are there in the family?"

Lang Xiaojun fearfully said, "Four. My parents are not here. I have two younger brothers and one younger sister."

The majestic Mother Du sat on another grand teacher's chair, expressionless: "Where are you from?"

"My hometown is Inner Mongolia..." Lang Xiaojun said nervously.

"What?"

"No, no, it's on the grassland, a place with no people..." Lang Xiaojun stammered to explain.

Du's father and Du's mother looked at each other and interrupted him: "That means you are Phoenix Man?"

Lang Jun, who was beaten as a phoenix man, was dumbfounded, his knees softened, and he couldn't help but kneel down: "Uncle, aunt... My sincerity to Jiayan is a lesson from heaven! I... I will be good to him, and I won't let him He was a little wronged..."

"Good idea!" Mother Du stood up and threw melon seed husks at him, "We only have to be wronged when we talk to you well. You don't earn as much as he does, and he even pays to raise your younger brother and younger sister for you. A family of blood-sucking insects. Old Du, I still like the Hu family, don’t you think so?”

"The Hu family? I killed the Hu family!" Lang Jun, who was sleeping on the bed under the sun, grumbled, talking in his sleep.

Lang Jingjing, who had not run out for a long time, ran back again.

"It's gone! It's gone!" She lifted the quilt and scratched Lang Jun with her paw, "Brother, get up, what time is it, you're still asleep!"

Lang Jun sat up in pain.He scratched his sleepy hair: "What's the hurry, where can your second brother go? Maybe to tease you. Besides, that vixen, I put him in a dog cage last night, so he won't be missing."

"There is nothing in the cage!" Lang Jingjing just turned around the room.

"No?" Lang Jun paused, and the movement of taking off his pajamas stopped immediately.

"Really not. Brother, will the second brother be captured by the vixen?" Lang Jingjing's wolf eyes were full of worry.

"No, I cast a spell when I locked him up yesterday, and the cage can't be opened from the inside." Anyway, Lang Jun sped up his movements, put on a white T-shirt and rushed out.

In the end, as Lang Jingjing said, no!In and out of the house, in and out of the community, there is nothing at all.

Lang Jun stepped on the ground with bare feet, and couldn't help beating his heart.Could it be that Lang Jingjing really hit the mark?The vixen broke through his demon power and took Ron Duoduo away?

"Big brother? What should I do!" Although she always felt that her second brother was unreliable, Lang Jingjing still loved him very much.Thinking that at this time, the annoying second brother might be being tortured by the vixen, she became very anxious.

"You take good care of Xiaoxiao for me, and don't worry about anything else." Lang Jun told her, "Don't wait until I find your second brother and you disappear again."

"Okay." Lang Jingjing promised, and asked Lang Jun full of hope: "Big Brother, you must get Second Brother back!"

Lang Jun nodded, opened Weibo and posted a dog hunting notice.

It included nine photos of Ron Duoduo's life and advertisements, and promised that if the news was valid, he would be rewarded with a lot of money if the dog was found.

During these days, Lang Jun has gained a lot of fans, almost reaching 500 million.Most of them were specifically to blackmail him; a few of them were fans of him after watching "Pandaren"; and some of them were his old fans - after seeing the astonishing set of underwear advertisements , Fall in love with his gays.

No matter which part it is, after seeing his dog hunting notice, anyone with a bit of conscience forwarded it.Lang Jun stared at the phone screen, refusing to let go of any message.

Pencil Dad: Black you, black you, dogs are still very cute, I hope they won't be abducted by bad guys.

Hoe Wo waits for noon: what is heavy reward?Can you spend the spring night with me?

Astrologer Xiaomeng: My God!My family has raised a dog before, I can understand the mood of the male god, please help, actively repost...

Mudbakai: It's not that I poured cold water on him, Lang Jun's husky also looks too much like a husky, right?Put it in the husky pile, it will never be found.

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Du Jiayan's personal studio: Duoduo is very cute, hope to find it soon, pray.

Lang Jun was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect to alarm Du Jiayan's company.After 2 minutes, Du Jiayan called: "What's going on? Is your brother still lost?"

"He didn't get lost." Lang Jun said with a dark face, "I suspect that Hu Yu took him away."

"What?" Du Jiayan was taken aback, "You mean Hu Yu kidnapped your brother? Then he..."

"Yes, he's gone." Lang Jun pressed the corner of his eyebrows irritably.

Du Jiayan was in a panic: "My parents will arrive in the afternoon, and now you tell me that the person is missing, what are you going to do now?"

After all, it was indeed his responsibility to lose people.Lang Jun comforted him: "Don't worry, I will tell my uncle and aunt personally."

Du Jiayan seemed to choke on something, and after a while, he said cautiously: "You want to see my parents? Do you know what it means to meet your parents?"

"Is there any special meaning to seeing your parents?" Lang Jun suddenly thought a little bit to tease him, pretending not to know, "Just explain it clearly to your parents so that they don't blame you, what else is there?"

"You..." Du Jiayan really wanted to hang up the phone, "Yes, please explain. Anyway, if you scold me then, I will! I will! Just..."

"Just what?"

"Just take care of your lower body and become a monk for a year!" Du Jiayan changed the subject and hung up the phone with a bang.

Lang Jun smiled. The morning wind and the smell of fried dough sticks from the street finally made him feel better.According to Hu Yu's sissy personality, even if Ron Duoduo is kidnapped, he should not be abused.But, where will he go?Lang Jun's mind lit up, and he suddenly thought of it!Wuyun Mountain - Du Jiayan's hometown, which is also Hu Yu's hometown.This coward must have taken Ron Duoduo to find his parents.

However, when Hu Yu proposed to go back to Wuyun Mountain with Lang Duoduo, Lang Duoduo refused immediately.

"Where are you going?" He pressed his paw against the little fox's nose, "Why do you always want to find your father and mother? It's useless!"

"But, what can we do if we don't look for parents?" Hu Yu felt that Ron Duoduo's claws were hot.

"Think about it carefully, you left your parents. I left my brother! We are free, of course we can do whatever we want! Why do we have to go back and be controlled by adults?" Ron Duoduo was completely out of control. Mustang.

"Then what do you want to do?" Hu Yu asked softly, and secretly decided that no matter what Ron Duoduo wanted to do, he would accompany him.

"This... I haven't thought about it yet." Ron Duoduo sniffled and turned his head away from the wolf, "Hey, did you smell it?"

"what?"

"The smell of deep-fried dough sticks! Hmm--it smells better than the stall in front of the house." Ron Duoduo kicked his hind legs, stuck out his tongue, and said, "My brother only allows me to eat one every day. Eating too much is bad for your health! I have decided that the first thing I want to do is to eat ten fried dough sticks! How about you? How many sticks?"

"One stick is enough." Hu Yu felt that Lang Duoduo had great ideas, and he thought of what he wanted to do in a second, unlike him, who didn't know what to do after thinking about it.

"No!" Ron Duoduo decided for him, "At least five!"

"Okay, then five." The little fox nodded kindly.

"Good boy, you're so obedient." Ron Duoduo flicked his tail, and a black wallet fell out of nowhere. He took out a twenty cash card, flicked it again, and the black wallet disappeared.

"Wow, so much money!" Hu Yu was stunned when he accidentally saw a large stack of red bills inside.

"When you run away from home, of course you have to bring money with you. I stole it from my brother." Ron Duoduo proudly said, "Don't worry, when I have money in the future, I will pay him back ten times."

Hu Yu huddled in the corner, adoringly watching Ron Duoduo walk to the deep-fried dough stick stand while biting the money.

The boss was very surprised, it was the first time he saw a husky with money to buy fried dough sticks.Ron Duoduo threw the money to him, raised his paw and pointed to the fried dough sticks in the glass box.

The boss was dubious and gave him ten.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Ron Duoduo barked five times, reminding the boss that there are five more.

The boss spread his hands: "It costs two yuan a piece, you can only buy ten."

Whoa!Prices are soaring!Ron Duoduo left with the bag in his mouth.

The young people eating breakfast at the stall discussed: "Aren't huskies famous for their stupidity? Whose dog is this dog? It's very smart!"

When Ron Duoduo heard it, he immediately raised his head and raised his chest.He guessed in his heart that if he was in a good mood today, he would eat five with the little fox. After all, he was a pet and he had to be well cared for.

Not to mention these two guys who ran away from home to eat fried dough sticks.On Du Jiayan's side, at two o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Ming received Du and his wife who came all the way from the south.

Du Jiayan's father, Du Minmin, wore a pair of glasses and was thin. Lin Cuihua's face was like a full moon, and his plump figure almost broke the poor floral dress.The two stood together, as if all the nutrition of the old Du family had been piled on Lin Cuihua.

"Auntie and uncle, I am Liu Ming, Jiayan's manager. This is our first meeting." Liu Ming shook hands with him, and told the driver to carry the luggage to the car.

"Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you." Lin Cuihua always came forward in family communication, "Where's my son? Is he not coming?"

"He's waiting at the restaurant." Liu Ming helped Lin Cuihua get into the car, "Auntie, your son is a big star, so it's not easy to show his face. Today I will be the host, and clean up the dust for uncles and aunts."

Lin Cuihua bumped into Du Guomin: "Hey, my son's manager is well chosen. It's refreshing, I like it."

Du Guomin was relatively silent, nodded, and signaled that he didn't need to help, and got into the car behind Lin Cuihua.

Three people, no, two people to be precise, having a good conversation in the carriage.Seeing that the atmosphere was good, Liu Ming gave out the prepared gifts.

"I've always wanted to see you, but I just never had the chance." Liu Ming handed over two big boxes, "I knew you were coming to Beijing, so I prepared a little gift."

"How did this happen?" Du Guomin said with a serious face, "I have no position to ask you to spend money."

"What is this? I don't know how much money your son has made me." Liu Ming really wanted to give, "We have been working together for almost ten years, and we haven't had the opportunity to honor our uncles and aunts. This is really a trifle."

"Girl, what is this?" Lin Cuihua was a little curious and wanted to take the box and take a look.If it doesn't cost money, it's okay to accept it, and it will be fine to give Liu Ming two sides of bacon as a gift in return.

"Oh, it's two pieces of fox fur I bought." Liu Ming opened the box like offering a treasure, and boasted, "Winter clothes are bought in summer, and they happen to be at a special price, so it really doesn't cost much! Sigh, it's complete, smooth and slippery It’s still warm. Auntie, it’s cold in the mountains in the south, and this is just right for you to wear! It’s expensive and beautiful! Special address to you!”

Lin Cuihua's face turned green as she listened.Du Guomin glared at her and said that this gift can't be accepted!