Those days when I fell in love with monsters
Chapter 41 Elopement
All of Cao Xiuming's face was lost at once.
Not long ago, he was awarded the honorary title of "Face Slapping Sect Leader", how long has it been? The "Pengci Sect Leader" and "The King of Drama" have also joined in succession, and the three-legged situation has firmly placed him on the pillar of shame on the Internet.
In a short time, he won't come out and make a fool of himself.
"As long as you keep a low profile for a year or so, then choose a good project to come back, and show a sincere attitude of admitting your mistakes, this matter can be turned around." Cao Xiuming's publicist comforted him, "You didn't make a principled mistake. Memories are very short, during this period of time, treat yourself as a vacation."
Cao Xiuming, who was supposed to be unconscious, stood behind the curtain, staring at the reporters squatting at the entrance of the hospital with a sinister expression.
"Xiu Ming, no one thought that the TV station would come up with such a dirty trick. This is a trick that only the most despicable paparazzi would use." The woman in a white dress tactfully persuaded him, "Push all the activities, Don't show your face recently."
"I'm not going to the VOGUE cover, the four major fashion weeks, the Salsa charity dinner, the film festival, and all kinds of celebrations at the end of the year?!" Cao Xiuming pressed the window lattice and said through gritted teeth.
"These things are available every year." The woman pressed his shoulders and made Cao Xiuming face herself, "Listen to me, you know?"
A shadow flashed across Cao Xiuming's eyes covered by eyelashes, and finally he nodded.
"Well, if there are public welfare activities, I will let you participate in one or two." The woman touched his face, "If you behave well, you will still be the number one male in the New Year's film at the end of the year."
Cao Xiuming grabbed that hand, rubbed it in the palm of his hand, and asked in an ambiguous tone: "Then what should I do to behave well?"
The woman smiled and drew her hand back.
She turned around swayingly, took her bag and left, before the door closed, she turned around and said, "Good boy."
There were other people present, so Cao Xiuming held back his anger.He turned his head again and watched those wretched reporters downstairs looking around, hiding their heads and showing their tails.Great hatred for Du Jiayan welled up in my heart.
Not a single thing has gone right for him since the Gold Star awards ceremony.
Originally, he wanted to use "Pandaren" to regain his declining reputation, but Du Jiayan intervened, making this show the worst Waterloo since his debut.Du!Chia!Word!Is it really his nemesis?Thinking of this, Cao Xiuming, who is not superstitious, couldn't help but have an idea. If a reliable master can be found, then——
At this moment, Du Jiayan, who was missed by Cao Xiuming, was having a hard time.
The two, who were supposed to open a bottle of champagne to celebrate, were disturbed by a phone call.The caller was not someone else, but Du Jiayan's mother - Lin Cuihua.
"Hey, son! Are you busy?" Lin Cuihua's hearty voice rang on the other end of the phone.
Du Jiayan handed the wine to the agent and asked her to drink it herself.He replied casually: "Oh, Mom! I'm not busy, I'm off today."
"Your dad and I will come to see you tomorrow. What is the address you mentioned last time, please tell me again." Suddenly, Lin Cuihua threw a gun.
"What?" Du Jiayan's face changed, "No! No, don't you never go out of the mountain? Why do you want to come and see me?"
"Auntie is coming?" Liu Ming, who was struggling with the bottle cork, looked for tools everywhere, "It's rare! When will you arrive? I'll be the host and treat Auntie to a meal! I have worked with you for so many years, and I have never seen her. This time You must see the true face of Mount Lu, right?"
Du Jiayan hissed distractedly, and went outside with his phone.
"This..." Lin Cuihua's voice was rare, "Hu Yu, his parents are worried about him and afraid that he won't get along well with you, so they asked me, my in-laws, to come and have a look. I have never been out of the mountains, so I can count on my daughter-in-law's blessing..."
"Mom! I told you he's a man!" Du Jiayan was a little devastated. He had called back to question Hu Yu at the beginning.She asked Lin Cuihua tearfully, is there such a mother who deceives her son in the world?Throw a male goblin over here and let his son have sex.Lin Cuihua didn't take it seriously, she said that marriage is destined, she had figured it out for herself, in this life, Du Jiayan should have a transsexual relationship with a male goblin.Moreover, Hu Yu's parents were reasonable and knew that the Du family might be dead, so they allowed Du Jia to "take concubines", one, two, three, or four, as long as Hu Yu was the main wife.
Du Jiayan certainly understands how pedantic his vixen parents are who can teach Hu Yu such a ladylike son.He couldn't reason with Lin Cuihua, so he had to lie to his family that Hu Yu would live with him for the time being, and the two of them got along slowly.Marriage is not marriage, we will talk about it later.
"It's not the same race, it doesn't matter if it's male or female." Lin Cuihua shouted on the phone.
Du Jiayan had a headache: "Are you really going to come? Didn't discuss it?"
"Of course!" Lin Cuihua was very surprised, "What's your attitude? Your dad and I have decided to go to see the Great Wall! You don't welcome it?"
"No, no, mom, it's rare for you to come out, so how could I not welcome you." Du Jiayan laughed, "Give me the flight information, and I'll send someone to pick you up when the time comes."
"It's almost..."
After chatting for more than half an hour, Du Jiayan hung up the phone and let out a long breath.Liu Ming knocked on the glass door, shaking the champagne in his hand.
Du Jiayan made a gesture to wait a moment, and quickly called Lang Jun.
"It's urgent, it's urgent!" Du Jiayan said immediately after the call was made, "Bring Hu Yu over tomorrow! During this period, he must stay at my house!"
"Why?" Lang Jun's voice was low, the phone was very noisy, and he was still working in the middle of the night.
"Huh? The commercial is not finished yet?" Du Jiayan was startled and asked subconsciously.
"The script was changed, so the shooting time was extended." Lang Jun smiled, and his mood was not so depressed, "I just thought you cared about me, but you still have to explain clearly why you let Hu Yu live in your house."
"Lang Jun, because my parents are coming." Du Jiayan wailed and howled, "They are here for inspection!"
Lang Jun was taken aback, and his palms were so hard that he almost scrapped the phone.His real boyfriend didn't even live with Du Jiayan!Why let the vixen take the lead?
Finishing work at three o'clock in the morning, Lang Jun didn't go to the hotel arranged by the factory to sleep, but drove back to his home.
The three younger siblings were all asleep, and Ron Duoduo occupied his bed because he couldn't sleep, and the whole wolf spread out into a big character, blowing his nose and bubbles there.Lang Jun got angry and kicked him off.
"Wow, woof!" Ron Duoduo shuddered, stood up and barked, and finally saw his elder brother, who was standing by the bed and sneered at himself.
"Sounds so nice, I'll buy you a Frisbee tomorrow, okay?" Lang Jun sarcastically said.
Ron Duoduo is also a little shy, why is he called barking?It must be that the huskies have installed too much, and it will be subtle, and they won't even cry. "Then what, why are you kicking me in the middle of the night!" Ron Duoduo decided to skip this topic, preemptively, and find fault with his own brother, "It's too wicked to disturb people's dreams!"
"Wicked? Believe it or not, I'll kick you a few more times!" Lang Jun flicked his ankle.
Ron Duoduo quickly jumped away.
At this time, Hu Yu poked out the fox's head from under the quilt, squinted his eyes and shouted, "Duoduo, Duoduo...what's wrong?"
When Lang Jun entered the door, he only saw Ron Duoduo, who had an obvious target, and had no idea that the fox was also curled up under the blanket.He immediately laughed angrily: "Okay! Ron Duoduo! You've grown up!"
Ron Duoduo felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly groaned and slipped away.When it slipped, it clipped its tail.
Hu Yu was in a daze, feeling as if someone was lifting her up by the neck.He opened his eyes wide and met Lang Jun's star-like eyes. He shivered, as if cold water had been poured on him, and he came to his senses.
When he was a child, Hu Yu’s parents told him for a whole year how humans killed foxes and turned them into fur in order to warn him not to trust humans easily.He has no idea about skinning, he only knows that it must be extremely painful.However, at this moment, bathed in Lang Jun's gaze, he suddenly felt that he might be skinned.As soon as he blinked, tears rolled down.
Lang Jun was tired and disgusted, he picked up the fox and threw him into the dog cage that was used as a display.Then he chased Ron Duoduo in the yard and beat him up.
Lang Jun vented his anger and fell asleep peacefully.
The more Lang Duoduo thought about it, the more aggrieved he became. He glanced at Lang Jingjing and Lang Xiaoxiao who didn't care about him and slept like dead pigs. He spat and went to find Hu Yu.
"Brother is too much!" Seeing the dog cage, Ron Duoduo became even more angry.Hu Yu is his pet, his own!Why did the elder brother put him in the cage?Besides, this thing has never been used before, so putting Hu Yu in it is simply an insult to the monster!
Others are evil towards courage, but Lang Duoduo is angry towards courage.
His eyes sparkled in the darkness: "Hu Yu! I'll take you to elope!"
elopement?Hu Yu was terrified.How could a woman from a good family have anything to do with elopement?This is a big crime to sink Tang.Besides, elopement is only called elopement if two people are in love. What are he and Ron Duoduo?
Hu Yu shook the fox's head and rejected Ron Duoduo's proposal.
"Can you bear it?" Ron Duoduo was dying of anxiety. "Brother is so domineering. It's okay if he's not at home, but he bullies you when he's at home. I can't even protect you. No, we must leave tonight!"
"But...elope..." Hu Yu twitched, "That's something only... a lover..."
"A lover?" Ron Duoduo didn't understand, "I have feelings for you!" Human beings outside love their pets, and I want to protect you. Is this considered love?
Hu Yu's whole body was shocked, and his heart was as bright as the dawn of the sky.These few days at Lang's house, like a revolving lantern, emerged in his mind.It turns out that Ron Duoduo has feelings for him?He is a frustrated person, how should he respond?
"Are you going or not? It's almost dawn!" Ron Duoduo urged, "Why don't you have any idea? If you want it, you don't want it, so let's have a good time!"
My own fox life has been waiting to be arranged.This time, why not let him decide?
Hu Yu gritted his teeth: "Duo Duo! Do you really want to be with me?"
"Otherwise?" Ron Duoduo thought that Hu Yu was afraid that he would miss his elder brother and younger brother, "This is what I proposed, okay?"
"Then..." Hu Yu's voice trembled, as if swearing to the most important thing in life, he said solemnly, "Okay, I'll elope with you!"
When Ron Duoduo was happy, he didn't care about anything else, and with a paw, he opened the door of the cage.
One wolf and one fox, stepping lightly into the night, heading for a new life.
After a long time, Du Jiayan, who learned what happened on the day of the incident, sighed: "Ron Duoduo also had a brain twitch, what did you say 'elope'? Instead of 'escaping', why are there so many things behind?"
Not long ago, he was awarded the honorary title of "Face Slapping Sect Leader", how long has it been? The "Pengci Sect Leader" and "The King of Drama" have also joined in succession, and the three-legged situation has firmly placed him on the pillar of shame on the Internet.
In a short time, he won't come out and make a fool of himself.
"As long as you keep a low profile for a year or so, then choose a good project to come back, and show a sincere attitude of admitting your mistakes, this matter can be turned around." Cao Xiuming's publicist comforted him, "You didn't make a principled mistake. Memories are very short, during this period of time, treat yourself as a vacation."
Cao Xiuming, who was supposed to be unconscious, stood behind the curtain, staring at the reporters squatting at the entrance of the hospital with a sinister expression.
"Xiu Ming, no one thought that the TV station would come up with such a dirty trick. This is a trick that only the most despicable paparazzi would use." The woman in a white dress tactfully persuaded him, "Push all the activities, Don't show your face recently."
"I'm not going to the VOGUE cover, the four major fashion weeks, the Salsa charity dinner, the film festival, and all kinds of celebrations at the end of the year?!" Cao Xiuming pressed the window lattice and said through gritted teeth.
"These things are available every year." The woman pressed his shoulders and made Cao Xiuming face herself, "Listen to me, you know?"
A shadow flashed across Cao Xiuming's eyes covered by eyelashes, and finally he nodded.
"Well, if there are public welfare activities, I will let you participate in one or two." The woman touched his face, "If you behave well, you will still be the number one male in the New Year's film at the end of the year."
Cao Xiuming grabbed that hand, rubbed it in the palm of his hand, and asked in an ambiguous tone: "Then what should I do to behave well?"
The woman smiled and drew her hand back.
She turned around swayingly, took her bag and left, before the door closed, she turned around and said, "Good boy."
There were other people present, so Cao Xiuming held back his anger.He turned his head again and watched those wretched reporters downstairs looking around, hiding their heads and showing their tails.Great hatred for Du Jiayan welled up in my heart.
Not a single thing has gone right for him since the Gold Star awards ceremony.
Originally, he wanted to use "Pandaren" to regain his declining reputation, but Du Jiayan intervened, making this show the worst Waterloo since his debut.Du!Chia!Word!Is it really his nemesis?Thinking of this, Cao Xiuming, who is not superstitious, couldn't help but have an idea. If a reliable master can be found, then——
At this moment, Du Jiayan, who was missed by Cao Xiuming, was having a hard time.
The two, who were supposed to open a bottle of champagne to celebrate, were disturbed by a phone call.The caller was not someone else, but Du Jiayan's mother - Lin Cuihua.
"Hey, son! Are you busy?" Lin Cuihua's hearty voice rang on the other end of the phone.
Du Jiayan handed the wine to the agent and asked her to drink it herself.He replied casually: "Oh, Mom! I'm not busy, I'm off today."
"Your dad and I will come to see you tomorrow. What is the address you mentioned last time, please tell me again." Suddenly, Lin Cuihua threw a gun.
"What?" Du Jiayan's face changed, "No! No, don't you never go out of the mountain? Why do you want to come and see me?"
"Auntie is coming?" Liu Ming, who was struggling with the bottle cork, looked for tools everywhere, "It's rare! When will you arrive? I'll be the host and treat Auntie to a meal! I have worked with you for so many years, and I have never seen her. This time You must see the true face of Mount Lu, right?"
Du Jiayan hissed distractedly, and went outside with his phone.
"This..." Lin Cuihua's voice was rare, "Hu Yu, his parents are worried about him and afraid that he won't get along well with you, so they asked me, my in-laws, to come and have a look. I have never been out of the mountains, so I can count on my daughter-in-law's blessing..."
"Mom! I told you he's a man!" Du Jiayan was a little devastated. He had called back to question Hu Yu at the beginning.She asked Lin Cuihua tearfully, is there such a mother who deceives her son in the world?Throw a male goblin over here and let his son have sex.Lin Cuihua didn't take it seriously, she said that marriage is destined, she had figured it out for herself, in this life, Du Jiayan should have a transsexual relationship with a male goblin.Moreover, Hu Yu's parents were reasonable and knew that the Du family might be dead, so they allowed Du Jia to "take concubines", one, two, three, or four, as long as Hu Yu was the main wife.
Du Jiayan certainly understands how pedantic his vixen parents are who can teach Hu Yu such a ladylike son.He couldn't reason with Lin Cuihua, so he had to lie to his family that Hu Yu would live with him for the time being, and the two of them got along slowly.Marriage is not marriage, we will talk about it later.
"It's not the same race, it doesn't matter if it's male or female." Lin Cuihua shouted on the phone.
Du Jiayan had a headache: "Are you really going to come? Didn't discuss it?"
"Of course!" Lin Cuihua was very surprised, "What's your attitude? Your dad and I have decided to go to see the Great Wall! You don't welcome it?"
"No, no, mom, it's rare for you to come out, so how could I not welcome you." Du Jiayan laughed, "Give me the flight information, and I'll send someone to pick you up when the time comes."
"It's almost..."
After chatting for more than half an hour, Du Jiayan hung up the phone and let out a long breath.Liu Ming knocked on the glass door, shaking the champagne in his hand.
Du Jiayan made a gesture to wait a moment, and quickly called Lang Jun.
"It's urgent, it's urgent!" Du Jiayan said immediately after the call was made, "Bring Hu Yu over tomorrow! During this period, he must stay at my house!"
"Why?" Lang Jun's voice was low, the phone was very noisy, and he was still working in the middle of the night.
"Huh? The commercial is not finished yet?" Du Jiayan was startled and asked subconsciously.
"The script was changed, so the shooting time was extended." Lang Jun smiled, and his mood was not so depressed, "I just thought you cared about me, but you still have to explain clearly why you let Hu Yu live in your house."
"Lang Jun, because my parents are coming." Du Jiayan wailed and howled, "They are here for inspection!"
Lang Jun was taken aback, and his palms were so hard that he almost scrapped the phone.His real boyfriend didn't even live with Du Jiayan!Why let the vixen take the lead?
Finishing work at three o'clock in the morning, Lang Jun didn't go to the hotel arranged by the factory to sleep, but drove back to his home.
The three younger siblings were all asleep, and Ron Duoduo occupied his bed because he couldn't sleep, and the whole wolf spread out into a big character, blowing his nose and bubbles there.Lang Jun got angry and kicked him off.
"Wow, woof!" Ron Duoduo shuddered, stood up and barked, and finally saw his elder brother, who was standing by the bed and sneered at himself.
"Sounds so nice, I'll buy you a Frisbee tomorrow, okay?" Lang Jun sarcastically said.
Ron Duoduo is also a little shy, why is he called barking?It must be that the huskies have installed too much, and it will be subtle, and they won't even cry. "Then what, why are you kicking me in the middle of the night!" Ron Duoduo decided to skip this topic, preemptively, and find fault with his own brother, "It's too wicked to disturb people's dreams!"
"Wicked? Believe it or not, I'll kick you a few more times!" Lang Jun flicked his ankle.
Ron Duoduo quickly jumped away.
At this time, Hu Yu poked out the fox's head from under the quilt, squinted his eyes and shouted, "Duoduo, Duoduo...what's wrong?"
When Lang Jun entered the door, he only saw Ron Duoduo, who had an obvious target, and had no idea that the fox was also curled up under the blanket.He immediately laughed angrily: "Okay! Ron Duoduo! You've grown up!"
Ron Duoduo felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly groaned and slipped away.When it slipped, it clipped its tail.
Hu Yu was in a daze, feeling as if someone was lifting her up by the neck.He opened his eyes wide and met Lang Jun's star-like eyes. He shivered, as if cold water had been poured on him, and he came to his senses.
When he was a child, Hu Yu’s parents told him for a whole year how humans killed foxes and turned them into fur in order to warn him not to trust humans easily.He has no idea about skinning, he only knows that it must be extremely painful.However, at this moment, bathed in Lang Jun's gaze, he suddenly felt that he might be skinned.As soon as he blinked, tears rolled down.
Lang Jun was tired and disgusted, he picked up the fox and threw him into the dog cage that was used as a display.Then he chased Ron Duoduo in the yard and beat him up.
Lang Jun vented his anger and fell asleep peacefully.
The more Lang Duoduo thought about it, the more aggrieved he became. He glanced at Lang Jingjing and Lang Xiaoxiao who didn't care about him and slept like dead pigs. He spat and went to find Hu Yu.
"Brother is too much!" Seeing the dog cage, Ron Duoduo became even more angry.Hu Yu is his pet, his own!Why did the elder brother put him in the cage?Besides, this thing has never been used before, so putting Hu Yu in it is simply an insult to the monster!
Others are evil towards courage, but Lang Duoduo is angry towards courage.
His eyes sparkled in the darkness: "Hu Yu! I'll take you to elope!"
elopement?Hu Yu was terrified.How could a woman from a good family have anything to do with elopement?This is a big crime to sink Tang.Besides, elopement is only called elopement if two people are in love. What are he and Ron Duoduo?
Hu Yu shook the fox's head and rejected Ron Duoduo's proposal.
"Can you bear it?" Ron Duoduo was dying of anxiety. "Brother is so domineering. It's okay if he's not at home, but he bullies you when he's at home. I can't even protect you. No, we must leave tonight!"
"But...elope..." Hu Yu twitched, "That's something only... a lover..."
"A lover?" Ron Duoduo didn't understand, "I have feelings for you!" Human beings outside love their pets, and I want to protect you. Is this considered love?
Hu Yu's whole body was shocked, and his heart was as bright as the dawn of the sky.These few days at Lang's house, like a revolving lantern, emerged in his mind.It turns out that Ron Duoduo has feelings for him?He is a frustrated person, how should he respond?
"Are you going or not? It's almost dawn!" Ron Duoduo urged, "Why don't you have any idea? If you want it, you don't want it, so let's have a good time!"
My own fox life has been waiting to be arranged.This time, why not let him decide?
Hu Yu gritted his teeth: "Duo Duo! Do you really want to be with me?"
"Otherwise?" Ron Duoduo thought that Hu Yu was afraid that he would miss his elder brother and younger brother, "This is what I proposed, okay?"
"Then..." Hu Yu's voice trembled, as if swearing to the most important thing in life, he said solemnly, "Okay, I'll elope with you!"
When Ron Duoduo was happy, he didn't care about anything else, and with a paw, he opened the door of the cage.
One wolf and one fox, stepping lightly into the night, heading for a new life.
After a long time, Du Jiayan, who learned what happened on the day of the incident, sighed: "Ron Duoduo also had a brain twitch, what did you say 'elope'? Instead of 'escaping', why are there so many things behind?"
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