Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Seeing that the monkey king started to climb, the other monkeys automatically followed without bothering to direct.It's just that I don't know what the Monkey King is thinking. Other monkeys will be chased and beaten by him after he learns how to pick hydrangeas.

"Ah! Don't bring such a thing!" Xiao Qian still likes her little monkey quite a lot. Seeing that a bunch of its hair was pulled off by the Monkey King, her heart ached so much that she begged Cao Xiuming, "Teacher Cao, hurry up, Tell you monkey to stop!"

Cao Xiuming looked embarrassed, but in fact he was very happy: "I can't control it, this...isn't it embarrassing me? Xiao Qian, is your monkey obedient? Why don't you let your monkey come back first..."

This reason is beyond reproach.Even though the monkey breeders have explained it, everyone still has little knowledge of commanding the monkeys.

Xiao Qian had no choice but to try to call her monkey back: "Suan Miao, Suan Miao! Come back quickly, don't hit me..." As soon as she called twice, the monkey screamed and crawled down, slipping into Xiao Qian's arms .Two long arms clasped her shoulders, and there were tears in her big eyes.

Seeing that the place where the little monkey's hair was plucked was bloodshot, Xiao Qian quickly blew on it.

"When the licorice picks the hydrangea, I'll give it to you." Mo Luo, a fan, comforted the idol.

Xiao Qian glanced at him, a little moved.

While all the monkeys were screaming on the cliff, Du Jiayan's monkeys were still scratching him.

"Chives! Aren't you restless? Everyone is grabbing that red thing, so go too!" Du Jiayan yelled frantically.

"You want me to grab that?" Monkey Leek squeaked.

Just as Du Jiayan was about to nod, Leek laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I won't go! I'll help you catch lice!"

"I don't have lice!" Du Jiayan almost collapsed.

At this moment, the monkey king had already taught the other monkeys a lesson on the cliff. Seeing that all the monkeys shrank back, he climbed down leisurely, grabbed the hydrangea ball and ran towards Cao Xiuming.

"Come here! Come here! Be good to me!" Cao Xiuming planned to take the first level No.1 and keep the advantage.

However, Lang Jun blinked, but the Monkey King bypassed Cao Xiuming directly, and threw the hydrangea ball on Du Jiayan. Du Jiayan reached out and caught it.

At this time, Cao Xiuming contributed his funniest moment in the "Pandaren" program.With his hands open, his legs squatting slightly, and his hips slightly sinking, he demonstrated in a second how to change his expression from ecstatic to stunned.Since then, this clip has been made into a GIF by the majority of netizens and used everywhere as emoticons.

Zhang Pingping laughed out of embarrassment: "Du Jiayan, you have been chosen by the Monkey King as Mrs. Yazhai? The hydrangea hit you, and you have to be responsible for it!"

"Come, come! Send Teacher Du and Houttuynia cordata into the bridal chamber!" He Hao also joked on the side.

Everyone laughed together, only Lang Jun shrank in the corner, his face darkened secretly.

To be honest, Du Jiayan was a little confused. After hearing everyone's teasing, he realized that he grabbed the hydrangea ball and asked the director team: "This...does it count?"

"It doesn't count!" Before the director team could speak, Cao Xiuming, who was in the petrification, suddenly yelled angrily, "My monkey caught the hydrangea ball, why should it be yours? It doesn't count!"

It could be seen that Cao Xiuming was on fire, the scene suddenly fell into silence, and the laughter just now disappeared.

"But the director team clearly said that as long as the artist gets the hydrangea, the challenge is successful, but they didn't say that they must use their own monkey." Mo Luo muttered in a low voice.

"It's your turn to talk?!" Cao Xiuming turned around and stared at the other party with a grim expression, "Are you from the director team?"

"Hey, Mr. Cao..." The producer happened to be there, and rushed out to smooth things over, "Monkeys are not easy to control. We have anticipated this situation, so we ask artists to use any method, as long as they get the hydrangea ball, it will be a challenge." success!"

"I don't care! Then you change the rules and re-record this section!" Cao Xiuming said domineeringly, "Why let him pick the cheapest? This is obviously my monkey, my hydrangea!"

"Cao Xiuming, our time is not time?" Zhang Pingping is also considered a senior. He changed the off-line jokes on the variety show, and asked the other party with a serious face, "Why do you re-record it when you say it? Why? ? The second channel is your site?"

"That's right, everyone is an entertainer, so why should I accommodate you?" Fei Changzhu had an upright personality, and he didn't change his temper after retiring from the sports circle and entering the entertainment circle.

Several other juniors huddled together and whispered, and it seemed that they were reluctant to waste time recording it again.

Cao Xiuming didn't expect that he would be run out, and stood under the cliff angrily, unable to get off the stage.The production director is also one of the first and two seniors, and he doesn't know how this matter will end.

"Since it's yours, let's continue." Du Jiayan snorted coldly, and threw the ball at Cao Xiuming's feet, "You think I'm rare?" He nodded at the director, "Cao Xiuming himself If you want to re-record, you can help him make up a scene of a monkey handing the ball later, and then just cut it out, I have no objection."

"Oh! Teacher Du, Teacher Du! Thank you, thank you, you are such a magnanimous living Bodhisattva!" The production director wanted to call Amitabha, and winked at the director again, "Keep shooting! Hurry up!"

Cao Xiuming looked at the hydrangea under his feet, and his face became more and more blue.Although he won the first place, this first place was too aggrieved, as if Du Jia said he didn't want it and gave him alms.And now, in the eyes of everyone looking at him, there are two words clearly written - fine work!He was angry and annoyed, and secretly scolded the other entertainers for hypocrisy. If their monkeys did the same and gave up the fruits of victory to others, it would definitely have the same reaction as him!Who are you pretending to be the Virgin Mary here?Speaking of pretending to be a virgin, Cao Xiuming thought of Du Jiayan's just pretending to be magnanimous, and felt blocked and disgusted.

He snorted coldly, ignored the hydrangea, and went directly to the second level with the Monkey King.

As soon as he left, several entertainers came to comfort Du Jiayan, "Mr. Du, don't be angry with that kind of person, it's not worth it!" "I'll let my monkey pick two more, your monkey is too disobedient." Who does he think he is? Isn't he just relying on flesh and blood, who doesn't know..." "Du Jiayan, you have a good temper, why are you afraid of him?"

"I'm not afraid of him." Du Jiayan smiled, "If he doesn't get off the stage, just leave, will the show still be recorded? I'm afraid of wasting time, and—" Du Jiayan licked his lower lip, "Play again Once, I can't guarantee that I can still choose roasted leeks."

Everyone laughed, and the atmosphere suddenly relaxed a lot.The staff breathed a sigh of relief and continued filming.

After so much talk and promises, Du Jiayan finally coaxed the tiger and stupid monkey, leek, to the cliff and picked his own hydrangea.

At this time, his progress was already ranked second to last.

When he rushed to the second level challenge and received the challenge letter from the director team, he found that Cao Xiuming, Zhang Pingping, and Tang Zi were still here.

What is the content of the second level?Cao Xiuming has not yet passed.Du Jiayan opened the challenge book - "Jungle Leap": partner with a monkey to compete in the jungle, and if you get the fruit on the high platform before it, the challenge will be considered successful.

Du Jiayan looked up and found that in the jungle ravine, the program team had already arranged trip wires, jumping platforms, trampolines, etc., and the end of the competition was on a high platform, on which monkeys' favorite bananas and peaches were placed.

At this time, it happened to be Cao Xiuming's turn to challenge.I saw him go all out, jump on the trampoline, grab the rope and swing to the opposite side of the ditch, run and speed up, cross a few large rotten logs, and then—he stopped.Because the monkey king Houttuynia cordata had already rushed to the high platform and started peeling bananas.

"Fuck! Are you a pig?" Cao Xiuming broke down and shouted, "Eat, eat, eat! How many skewers have you eaten!"

Tang Zi shook his head aside, and told Du Jiayan: "Mr. Cao told the Monkey King not to move, and the Monkey King acted as if he hadn't heard it, and competed with him seriously, and didn't let the water go at all." The gloating in the words is very good. identify.

"Go!" Zhang Pingping, who was supposed to be behind Cao Xiuming, lay panting on the ground, and waved to Du Jiayan, "I can't do it anymore, I have to take a rest."

Du Jia said that it is better to be respectful than obedient. He pulled the leek off his body, put it on the starting point and said to it: "Do you see anything? A big bunch of bananas!"

Leek squeaked twice: "I see, I see!"

"I want you to take the hydrangea, but you don't take it. Now go and help me get your favorite banana, the head office?" Du Jiayan begged.

"Hee hee, don't take it, I'm mad at you!" Chives giggled foolishly.

"You!" Du Jiayan put on an angry look, "I'll get it myself!" After speaking, he jumped on the trampoline, grabbed the high-altitude rope and swung over.Leek also followed, but it only hung behind Du Jiayan to watch the fun, and when it saw Du Jiayan wrestling, it would laugh very cheaply.

Although the process was stumbling, it took a long time, and there were many wrestling, but the second level was overcome by Du Jiayan in one go.On the high platform, Du Jiayan raised an eyebrow at Cao Xiuming cryptically, which meant showing off and humiliating.

Cao Xiuming secretly clenched his fists.

Of course, the joy when he first got the Monkey King was gone. Thinking of it helping Du Jiayan to get the hydrangea and refusing to let himself pass the second level, Cao Xiuming was very angry.With the camera behind his back, he kicked the Monkey King hard.

That kick hit the abdomen, and the Monkey King let out a scream, causing everyone to look this way.

Tang Zi, who happened to see this scene, was stunned secretly. Is Cao Xiuming mentally ill?Do environmental programs dare to cruelty to animals?Does he feel that he can cover the sky with one hand, and no one dares to break the news?

"I don't know what happened, it just happened like this all of a sudden." Cao Xiuming explained innocently to others.

Everyone had to turn a blind eye and close one eye, pretending not to know.

"If you dare to fight me again later, I'll cut off your head and burn the monkey brain!" Cao Xiuming threatened the monkey king through gritted teeth, then put it far away, jumped on the trampoline and grabbed the monkey king hanging in the air. rope.

The accident happened at this moment, the monkey king with red eyes jumped into the air, grabbed Cao Xiuming's body and began to bite.

"Damn it! Help!" Cao Xiuming screamed in desperation and stretched out his hand to grab the monkey.As a result, the whole person fell into the ditch like a sandbag.