Those days when I fell in love with monsters

In the earlier shooting of the second phase, Long Piaopiao became the last one and was eliminated.So this time in Shennongjia, in addition to the seven first-timers, there are two replacement artists - former diving queen Fei Changzhu, and international supermodel He Hao.

Cao Xiuming shook hands with Du Jiayan under the guise of saying hello during the routine appearance of the show.

Both of them are secretly exerting their strength.

"Do you know why you asked He Hao?" Cao Xiuming said to Du Jiayan maliciously, "Because the program group can only accommodate one model. How can you compare your little boy with an international supermodel? You know the rules, the two first So what? As long as you are the last one, you will be eliminated!"

Du Jiayan smiled at the camera, MMP in his heart.

"I'll return the same to you." He increased the strength of his hand and said casually, "The program group can only accommodate one actor. Your contract is only written to the third issue, right? Oh! It's today!"

After finishing speaking, he winked at Cao Xiuming, looking harmonious.

When others come up to say hello, he certainly can't make a bad face. The principle Liu Ming taught him is not to be the one who strikes first.

Cao Xiuming withdrew his hand in pain, gave Du Jiayan a hard look, and returned to his original position with an ugly expression.Although Du Jiayan, like him, only signed a minimum three-term contract, but Du Jiayan took a No.2 and a No.3.He himself has only one seventh and one eighth.The score gap is too big.

"What did he ask you for?" When the director introduced Fei Changzhu, the diving queen, Lang Jun moved over and asked Du Jiayan.

Du Jiayan looked at his palm, and did not answer Lang Jun immediately, but suddenly said: "Strange..."

"What's strange?" Lang Jun was puzzled.

"My strength..." Du Jiayan was a little confused, "Cao Xiuming was born in martial arts, so I'm sure I can't beat him when it comes to fighting. But we just fought, and he... seems to be hurt by me, is it true?"

Lang Jun coughed lightly, intending to explain the benefits of double cultivation.In the end, Du Jiayan asked himself and answered: "It seems that Cao Xiuming hasn't made any progress in these years, that's right, he climbed to his current position, isn't it just for the sake of sex and money. Hehe... the next time I meet him as an order, it's my turn to beat him up !"

Lang Jun had no choice but to touch his nose and not speak.

After everyone finished recording and appearing on the stage, the program team pushed nine boxes up.

"Picking something again?" Zhang Pingping complained when he saw the box, "Panda last time, turtle last time, what is it this time?"

"Mr. Zhang guessed wrong. This time it is neither picking animals nor a challenge." The director yelled through a small speaker, "Today I am in Shennongjia. ' mini-game."

"Challenges are exhausting! We don't want to play small games!" Du Jiayan broke down.Taste herbs?It's not a good game at first glance, Shennong tasted himself to death, okay?

"Yes, yes, no small games, let's start the challenge quickly! Go! Go! Go!" Everyone echoed.

However, the devil, the director, continued to announce with a smile: "Everyone can choose not to play. Let me count now. If you don't want to play, please raise your hand!"

ha?If you say you don't want to play, can you really not play?Lang Jun and Du Jiayan exchanged glances, their hearts beating.It's impossible for the program team to be so kind, so, should we play or not?

The others thought the same as the two, and they firmly did not believe that the program group suddenly changed their sex.Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, the director asked for a long time, but no one dared to raise their hands.

"Look, I knew everyone wanted to play." The director's tone was so cheap that it made teeth itch, and he pointed to the nine boxes and said, "There are all kinds of 'grass' in here! There are lettuce, coriander, Houttuynia cordata, Licorice, garlic sprouts, etc. Newcomers can get preferential treatment, the first to choose, and then ranked according to the previous period, No.1 will follow, and so on...the ones selected...have to be eaten..."

After everyone listened, they were speechless for a while, only Tang Zi still had a little hope: "No more? Is it over?"

"That's right, it's over." The director announced, "He Hao, please be the first to come up and choose!"

Zhang Pingping wanted to cry without tears, so he patted his right hand twice: "Your teacher asked you to raise your hand more and answer more questions. Why are you so disobedient? You don't raise your hand when you should!"

Mo Luo joked with a shy face beside him: "Brother Pingping! Why don't you lift it?"

Everyone laughed when they heard it, and Zhang Pingping chased Mo Luo to fight, which diluted everyone's regret a lot—it turned out that it was really just a game, and if I had known it, I would not have participated in it!

"What number is better to choose?" Du Jiayan quietly asked Lang Jun.

"Number four." Lang Jun's eyes sparkled, "Number four is the best."

Du Jiayan had the bottom line in his heart, and just prayed that He Hao and Mo Luo, who were in front of him, would not choose No. [-] away.As a result, as one wishes, He Hao chose No. [-], Lang Jun chose No. [-], and Mo Luo chose No. [-].

I don't know if it was because the four-character omen was bad, but neither of the two who didn't know the inside story chose.

As soon as Du Jiayan opened the lid, he immediately wowed.When the others looked over, there was a sound of envy again.In the No. [-] box, there is a plate of roasted leeks, which is delicious in color and fragrance.

Cao Xiuming muttered in a low voice next to him: "It's really bad luck." He felt very uncomfortable.

"Oh! Why didn't I choose number four!" Mo Luo was heartbroken after receiving a plate of licorice tablets.

"Everyone, I'll eat first as a respect!" Du Jiayan was in a great mood, and swallowed the spicy roasted leeks in one bite.

Zhang Pingping was beside him, obviously swallowed, his eyes were dazed.

Next, Xiao Qian got the boiled garlic sprouts, Tang Zi got the coriander, Zhang Pingping got the tea leaves, and Cao Xiuming got the ultimate prize - Houttuynia cordata!

He was holding the box with a pale face, and protested to the director: "No, this is a re-recording, I just wanted to get number seven! Not number six."

Hearing his request, the director team of course refused to agree: "Mr. Cao, you chose this by yourself. We don't know what number you originally wanted to choose? Besides, Fei Changzhu is behind you. Don't tell me you have the nerve to play tricks. Do you want Miss Fei to exchange number seven for your number six?"

The number seven Fei Changzhu chose was lettuce, which was easy to eat.With displeasure on her face, she shook her head quickly.

"Who says I'm cheating?" Cao Xiuming's face changed, "You little director, you'd better watch your words!"

The power of a variety show director is actually that small, not to mention that there are several directors in this program group.Being scolded by Cao Xiuming, the director of course didn't dare to reply, but secretly remembered the other party in his heart.

The way other artists looked at Cao Xiuming also changed a little. They filmed three episodes of the show together. Even if they didn't communicate in private, just interacting on the stage, everyone could see a lot of tricks.

Du Jiayan didn't fall into the trap and stand out. He was afraid of being cut in and giving the audience the impression of being unreasonable and unforgiving.

"What did you do?" He turned his head quietly, pretending to be talking to Lang Jun, and asked in a low voice.

Lang Jun nodded.

It seems that Cao Xiuming did go to No. [-], but when he met Lang Jun, he could only suffer from being dumb.

"Who made him uneasy and kind, and wanted to pinch you." Lang Jun wanted to touch Du Jiayan's hand, but the camera was nearby, so he didn't have a chance for a while.

Du Jiayan lowered his head, couldn't help it, but still smiled, showing a little complacent expression.

After Cao Xiuming yelled at the director, he had no choice but to shoot again, closing his eyes and biting down.That taste--it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a mixture of five flavors, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the excrement and stones are all together.After taking a bite, Cao Xiuming refused to bite again. The director team had no choice but to continue to the next session.

Nine monkeys, big and small, were led out.

"Everyone knows that we have to cooperate with animals in every checkpoint in our show. But this time, we don't need everyone to attract monkeys, after all, it's too easy." The director laughed, "The little game of 'Tasting Herbs' has actually made everyone Selected."

Everyone suddenly realized, and shouted that the program crew was very scheming.Luckily no one fell for the scam.

"Oh, I knew that everyone in Minran was the safest, dear little hands, well done! Fortunately you didn't lift it." Zhang Pingping put on a loving look and stroked his right palm.

"How do you divide these monkeys?" Tang Zi didn't like monkeys very much, and thought they were a bit noisy and dirty.However, this is an environmental protection program, she dare not reveal such thoughts.

"Mr. Cao who got Houttuynia cordata will get the Monkey King, and Mr. Du who got the parsley... Finally, Mr. Du who ate the roasted leek will complete the challenge with the most naughty little monkey!" the director said. After the announcement, the monkey breeder handed the monkey to the artists and told them how to get along.

Cao Xiuming was overjoyed, the anger and grievance of eating Houttuynia cordata no longer appeared on his face.What he got was the Monkey King!In this episode, he will definitely force Du Jiayan to get back the humiliation he suffered in the previous two episodes. If he is lucky, he might be able to eliminate this thorn in his side.

"It's a disservice this time." Lang Jun pinched his monkey, looking sleepy.

"Blessings come in misfortunes, misfortunes depend on blessings!" Du Jiayan scratched his ears and comforted Lang Jun, "You're right, I don't want to eat that kind of Houttuynia cordata in order to get the Monkey King. But—" He Some broke down and pulled the monkey on his body, "I, the monkey, am too crazy."

The monkey given to Du Jiayan was half the size of the others.I don't know if it's because ADHD is particularly serious. As soon as it was handed over to Du Jiayan, the two of them didn't know each other well. It started to crawl around on him, brushed his hair, caught lice for him, and messed up Du Jiayan's hairstyle.

Lang Jun threatened it with a demonic aura.

The other monkeys froze in fright, but the monkey world dragon Aotian dared to show his teeth at Lang Jun and pretended to be aggressive.

Crazy is not terrible, what is terrible is stupidity.Du Jiayan shook his head at Lang Jun in despair, telling him to put away his evil spirit.

At this time, the content of the first challenge was also announced.The program group turned to a cliff, pointed to the nine red hydrangeas hanging on the cliff and said: "The first challenge is 'picking hydrangeas'! As long as the artist gets the hydrangea, the challenge is successful. If you pick the hydrangea by yourself, or if the monkey helps you pick it, it will be fine." Can."

In the end, the monkey king was worthy of being the monkey king. Cao Xiuming lured him with some bananas, and he quickly climbed up the cliff and picked the first hydrangea.

Cao Xiuming was full of complacency, waved to everyone, and finally smiled in the direction of Du Jiayan: "Sorry, it seems that today's No.1 must be me."

The author has something to say:

Cao Xiuming can only be proud for three seconds... Who said that being slapped in the face is his character design?