Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Lang Jun: What about people?Are you still here?why don't you talk...

Why don't you talk, don't you have any clues in your heart?Du Jiayan took a few deep breaths and told himself that Lang Jun is a wolf!It's a wolf!It's normal not to be in love.Be calm and be patient.

After he calmed down, he typed with a bad face: "Then I'll put one up for sale on Xianyu, and play with the buyer when the time comes, so be busy."

Basically, it's not tactful.

"Wipe! Idiot!" Lang Jun, who was washing the dishes, realized that he had made a big mistake, and almost threw his phone into the sink in annoyance.He patted his forehead, and immediately sent a 520 red envelope, saying, "Sell me the ticket!"

Du Jiayan rolled his eyes, hummed twice, feeling a little dark in his heart.

Wolf Knight: Alright, alright, seeing your sincerity, I sold it to you.However, this is five times higher than the original price. It's unlucky for your boyfriend to find a prodigal like you.

Lang Jun: It doesn't matter, he is too good at making money.

Wolf Knight: What?You want to eat soft rice!

Lang Jun: Little wolfdogs can eat soft rice, am I worse than little wolfdogs?

Du Jiayan rubbed his sore waist, curled his lips, others are little wolf dogs, you are a beast!

However, since you have decided to go to the amusement park, you must prepare a disguise.The next day, Du Jiayan got up early and started to mess with himself.He put on a Korean-style wig for himself and covered his bangs, instantly making him five years younger.He felt that this was not safe, so he turned himself into a big crouching silkworm and put on a fake beard from the crew.Once he put on the mask, and then changed into a milky white T-shirt that he would never wear, the 30-year-old Du Yingdi turned into a 22-year-old Korean university graduate.

The two made an appointment to meet at the entrance of the amusement park.

As soon as Du Jiayan got out of the car, he was so pissed off.Lang Jun was carrying a satchel, and was standing at the gate to buy balloons. He didn't pretend to be anything other than wearing big sunglasses.

Du Jiayan moved over sneakily and poked Lang Jun on the shoulder.

"Two couple balloons, the kind that can go to the sky... eh?" Lang Jun turned his head and looked at the young man in front of him with some doubts, "What are you doing? You have to queue up to buy balloons, you know that?"

Du Jiayan pinched him hard, and said in a low voice, "I'm Jiang Ruo!"

Lang Jun understood in seconds, and then frowned deeply: "Why are you dressed like this?"

"Aren't I afraid that people will recognize me?" Du Jiayan gritted his teeth, "You have the nerve to say so! Why don't you even try to pretend!"

"I'm not popular, what are you afraid of?" Lang Jun boasted.

Du Jiayan stared at him, speechless.

"Hey! Do you still want to buy balloons?" Seeing that there was already a line behind the two, the stall owner urged.

"Buy, buy, buy, of course, I'll pay for it, okay!" Lang Jun hurriedly turned around and picked up the balloon.In the end, I chose two, one black and one white, "Here, take this." Lang Jun handed him a white balloon.

Du Jiayan took it and complained: "Aren't you going to buy a couple balloon? What's this called? It looks like black and white impermanence."

Lang Jun pretended not to hear, and handed the satchel to Du Jiayan, "Come on, here you are."

What?Let me carry my bag?Du Jiayan felt like a wolf in his heart.He wanted to refuse immediately, but in the next second, Lang Jun took off his mask and tore off the fake beard on his face while he was not paying attention.

"Oh! What are you doing!" Du Jiayan's eyes widened, and he covered his mouth, almost peeing in fear.He looked around in horror to see if anyone had spotted him.

"What's this called? Caterpillar? It's an eyesore!" Lang Jun raised his hand and threw the fake beard into the trash can.

"Are you crazy!" Du Jiayan was angry, looking for cover everywhere, for fear that someone would capture the actor alive, and then there would be a big news, and Cao Xiuming would laugh at him.

As a result, Lang Jun didn't understand at all, he grabbed his hand firmly and let it go.

Du Jiayan closed his eyes tightly, his whole face wrinkled into a grimace, hoping that no one would recognize him as Du Yingdi.As a result, Lang Jun looked funny, lowered his head and kissed him.

Well, it's fragrant, only he can smell it now.

"Look, is there anyone looking at you?" Lang Jun's voice was low, rolling in his throat with a smile.

Du Jiayan didn't hear the imaginary exclamation, and opened one eye to take a look. As a result, everyone went their own way and didn't pay attention to the two people at the gate, except for a few girls pointing from a distance.

"My day! I'm going to be discovered! Go, go!" The wind was rumbling, and the grass and trees were full of soldiers. Du Jiayan hurriedly shouted to retreat.

Lang Jun's wolf ears could clearly hear the girls over there talking about which of them attacked and who suffered.So he grabbed Du Jiayan and explained: "I wanted to give you a surprise, but I feel that you are a little more frightened. Slightly, look——"

With that said, Lang Jun unzipped the satchel.

A snow-white rabbit was lying on the bottom of the satchel, blinking its colorful eyes and saying, "Hello."

"Wow! Monster Rabbit? So cute!" Du Jiayan wanted to reach out to touch it, but Lang Jun slapped it away.

"You are not allowed to touch other monsters casually." Lang Jun said with a straight face.

Du Jiayan snorted twice, blaming Mrs. Lang Jun for being an asshole, but feeling sweet in his heart.It's been a long time since I haven't been in love. This kind of little vinegar between couples tastes quite beautiful.

"This is a phantom rabbit, and its instinct is to create illusions." Lang Jun explained to him, "This guy's name is Xie Lun, and I specially asked him to come here to help today, so you don't have to worry about disguise."

"Yes, I came here to help voluntarily." Xie Lun accepted reluctantly.

God knows, he still has five sets of test papers to do, even Chen Junyu asked him to watch a movie, but he refused.

"So amazing?" Du Jiayan's eyes lit up, and he deliberately walked around the queue to buy tickets with his satchel on his back. As a result, no one noticed him.He came back happily, and thumped Lang Jun on the shoulder: "If you hadn't said it earlier, I would have known that I would not wear a wig, I was so bored!"

"You can take it off now." Lang Jun pulled him to check the ticket.

Du Jiayan shook his head: "Forget it, wearing a hairnet, the hair is flattened. It's too ugly to take it off."

Today was the weekend, and there were too many people in the amusement park. After the two entered, they held hands and stood in front of the instruction map for a while.

"What do you want to play?" Lang Jun asked him.

"I want to play." Du Jiayan thought for a while and said, "Let's take the road on the left, turn around and come back."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Lang Jun had no objection.

The two followed the crowd and walked forward. Du Jiayan hadn't experienced the feeling of walking in a crowd for a long time.He looked around and found that besides children, most of the people who came to the amusement park were couples.Everyone held pink or other colored couple balloons in their hands, only he and Lang Jun held up black and white.

"Even if we get separated, we won't mistake anyone else." Lang Jun whispered in Du Jiayan's ear.

Okay, okay, Du Jiayan admitted that Lang Jun thought very carefully, more thoughtfully than himself.

The first project in the amusement park was the bouncing car. Instead of riding in one, the two drove two cars, working together to block other tourists.There was a fat middle-aged man who was stuck in a corner with his son and couldn't get out. After a round of playing, he complained a little speechlessly, saying, "The current junior high school students are too vigorous."

This made Lang Jun and Du Jiayan look at each other in blank dismay.

"Xie Lun, you turned the two of us into junior high school students?" Du Jiayan couldn't believe it.

"Otherwise." Xie Lun felt that it should be taken for granted, "After all, I am the most familiar with this identity."

"Junior high school students are fine too." Lang Jun said, "I still feel embarrassed about some projects, but now we are junior high school students, so feel free to play!"

For example, Du Jiayan was a little embarrassed to go to the booth where he shot and won the dolls.After all, most of the people in front of it were girls and their boyfriends.However, now that he has the appearance of a junior high school student, then Du Jiayan will not be polite.

He proudly bought a hundred rounds of ammunition and distributed fifty rounds to Lang Jun.Vow to get the biggest jumping Pikachu life doll.

There happened to be a couple next to her. The girl was wearing a sailor suit and wearing ponytails, and she acted like a baby to her boyfriend: "I want Pikachu! Please, please!" While talking, she was holding the boy's arm and jumping around, but she didn't know How many layers of breasts have been padded to rub.

Before the other boyfriend could speak, Du Jiayan laughed loudly: "Beauty! Sorry, this Pikachu is mine now."

After finishing speaking, he aimed his gun in a decent manner, and the red and green little tin men on the machine sang and circled around, disdainful of him.

bang bang bang!A box of twenty rounds was fired like a cannonball. Du Jiayan took off the goggles: "Did you hit all of them?"

"I got hit twice." The boss raised his eyelids and said leisurely while picking his teeth.

"Hahaha..." The sailor suit girl and her boyfriend laughed together, "Little brother! Two shots! Hahaha, a girl like me can hit eight shots! Hahaha..."

Du Jiayan blushed in anger, wondering how could he only get hit twice?This result is too bad!When he looked back, Lang Jun was also suppressing a smile.

"Hey, go!" He handed the gun to Lang Jun.

Lang Jun didn't answer, he held back a smile and said something in Du Jiayan's ear.Du Jiayan's face immediately turned red.He muttered "shameless" in a low voice!Force the gun into Lang Jun's hand.

Lang Jun loaded the bullet, didn't even wear goggles, aiming at random, bang bang bang...

After a burst of gunpowder smoke cleared, those little tin men who disdained Du Jiayan all fell down.

"Twenty rounds...all hits..." The boss opened his mouth wide and didn't even notice that the toothpick fell to the ground.

The jeering of the sailor girl and her boyfriend came to an abrupt end.Du Jiayan snatched Pikachu, triumphantly made faces at the two of them, and left with Lang Jun on his arm.

"Look at that little bitch's boyfriend! Why are you so useless?!" After walking a long way, Du Jiayan could still hear the voice of the girl in sailor suit scolding her boyfriend.

"Happy? You're cheating!" Lang Jun felt a little funny.It seems that since Xie Lun said that he changed the appearance of the two of them to junior high school students, Du Jiayan's words and deeds have unconsciously become childish. Is this an occupational disease of actors?

"Who told her that she doesn't have a monster boyfriend?" Du Jiayan showed a proud look, "Hmph! I do!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Lang Jun: Don't patronize playing Pikachu!Do you remember what you promised me?

Du Jiayan: But... really want to do this?What a shame!

Lang Jun: What?You got the doll for you, so you're going to cross the river and tear down the bridge?

Du Jiayan (pushing his butt helplessly, grabbing Lang Jun's arm and shaking it): Husband, they want Pikachu!Please please please!

Lang Jun (holding Du Jiayan in his arms): Recently, my hearing is not very good, I only heard the first six words.Since you want it!Then go back to the room!

Du Jiayan: ...shameless!

ps: Yes, I still owe a chapter, I hope to make it up tonight (26th)!