Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Lang Jun grinned as if he was floating on a cloud, and went home.Although he wanted to stay close to Du Jiayan, but considering the nature of their work, he knew that this was impossible, so he simply slept with him and went back home.In a good mood, he stopped the car halfway and bought cakes that he rarely bought for his younger brothers and sisters.

"How can wolves eat sweets? If their teeth are rotten, do you still want to be the king of the prairie?" He used to warn his younger siblings like this.

But this time, he couldn't resist buying Lang Jingjing's favorite, the pink chiffon strawberry cake.

When the female clerk was packing for him, she smiled and asked, "Did you buy it for your girlfriend?"

Lang Jun said with a solemn face: "No, children must eat, so they can't buy it."

When the female shop assistant heard this, she felt sad. She just wanted to test whether this handsome guy with a tan color had a girlfriend, but in the end, he even had a child.

Lang Jun, who inadvertently disposed of a peach blossom, got into the car carrying the box.

The vixen locked in the back row of the cage sniffed it hard, and asked a little disappointed: "What is this thing? It's so fragrant that it makes people salivate..."

"Speak human!" Lang Jun saw that the red light was about to turn on, and the car in front hadn't crossed the road yet, so he couldn't help cursing.

The vixen groaned for a long time, and simply stopped talking.He felt that if he compromised, it would mean admitting defeat.

When they drove into the garage, Ron Duoduo and Lang Jingjing heard the sound and rushed over.Ron Duoduo grabbed the car window and yelled at Lang Jun in the driver's seat: "You don't come home at night! Where did you die! You almost made us orphans, do you know?"

Lang Jingjing was a little reserved: "Brother, I am relieved to see that you are still alive."

Lang Jun was speechless, turned off the fire, and asked casually, "Where's Xiaoxiao?"

"Abducted by a dog dealer. It's because of you that you failed to fulfill your duty as a brother!" Ron Duoduo said nonsense.

"Get out! I believe your evil!" Lang Jun knocked on him while driving the door.

Ron Duoduo groaned, covered his head, and refused to give up questioning: "Be honest, why did you go last night? You didn't answer the phone?"

What did you do?A rippling smile appeared on Lang Jun's face, and he cleared his throat: "Don't worry about the adults' business, children!"

"Your brother is in heat! All night long!" Unexpectedly, the vixen who never speaks "human words" will stop singing if she doesn't speak, and become a blockbuster!He spoke suddenly and complained in grief and indignation.

Lang Jun was stunned for a moment, and even forgot to take the cake.

Lang Jingjing lay on the car window and exclaimed: "A fox! Brother, is this the pet you gave me?"

Ron Duoduo's eyes brightened: "Wow, it's still red-haired, so beautiful!"

Unexpectedly, no one pursued his estrus and prostitution. Lang Jun heaved a sigh of relief, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, it is a pet for you! As long as you don't play to death, you can do anything!"

"I'm a big monster with a shape, so I'm not afraid of you little monsters without a shape!" The vixen swallowed and shouted sternly.

Lang Jun snorted, now you don't seduce people like ancient ladies, you know that this fox is meticulous and deep.

"Are you a shape-changing monster?" Ron Duoduo said enthusiastically, "Then you are transformed!"

The vixen was silent.

"I know you're a liar! Look at me!" Ron Duoduo seemed to be holding back his energy to fart, and with a puff, his two wolf paws turned into human hands, "Look! I'm not that strong!"

That look was really weird and funny, the vixen turned his head away, not wanting to make any comments.

Lang Jun took the cake out of the trunk and said angrily, "Okay, don't be ashamed. Come to the kitchen and share the cake!"

"Cake!" Lang Jingjing didn't expect so many surprises today, and immediately followed Lang Jun to the kitchen.

However, Ron Duoduo, who usually likes to join in the fun, has not been a follower.He opened the car door, took out the fox's cage, and put it on the lawn.

He looked at the vixen furiously: "What are you doing?"

Ron Duoduo showed his shiny teeth: "You are so beautiful. This is the first time I saw a red fox. On the grassland, the foxes are all gray and ugly."

"Well, thank you so much for your compliment." The vixen didn't expect him to say this, and said somewhat self-confidently.

However, Ron Duoduo showed an excited expression: "If I use you as a scarf, it must look good!"

Hu Yu: "..."

In the kitchen, Lang Jingjing, who had the cake all over her face, suddenly remembered what the vixen said, and asked innocently, "Brother, what is □□?"

With a puff, Lang Jun sprayed the cake out of his mouth.

"Oh, it's too sweet, you can eat it." He changed the subject carefully, pretending that he didn't want to eat, picked up the rag and began to clean up the kitchen, "Little Lang, hurry up and eat more while your unlucky second brother is not here."

Lang Xiaoxiao can't speak before he has opened his mind, and he is eating like a pig.

"Brother, I know what it is to be in heat! That's the instinct of our animals. But what's going on? How can I get it?" Lang Jingjing didn't get distracted, but asked in more detail.

"□□ means kissing!" Ron Duoduo came in from the outside and educated his sister, "After kissing, we will sleep together and have a baby the next day. This is□□!"

Lang Jun was glad that he didn't drink water just now, otherwise he would have sprayed all over the floor.He thought that Ron Duoduo knew something after watching so many goofy TV series, so he only knew about kissing?No wonder the vixen said that he had been in heat all night, but the two little guys didn't respond.

"Brother, is it true?" Lang Jingjing felt that the elder brother was more reliable.

"Yeah!" Lang Jun thought for a while, and said seriously, "Yesterday, I found a sister-in-law for you, and I will introduce you when I have a chance."

"Sister-in-law!" Lang Jingjing felt that today was really a lucky day. She had a pet, a cake, and even a sister-in-law?And sister-in-law also means another thing——

"Brother! Then, am I about to have a nephew?" Lang Jingjing was so excited.

"Hmph, don't be too happy too early." Ron Duoduo didn't think so, "A brother is like a father, and a sister-in-law is like a mother. It's just that we have an extra mother to take care of us. What's there to be happy about?"

Lang Jun felt that his younger brother deserved a beating, so he warned: "Lon Duoduo, you better show me some respect! Besides—there will be no nephews or nieces, your sister-in-law is a man."

The cake that Ron Duoduo carefully held in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.

Lang Jingjing opened her mouth, extremely puzzled: "...Isn't it only women... who can be called sister-in-law?"

Du Jiayan doesn't know yet that his gender has been questioned by the future wolf brother and wolf sister.He slept until the next morning, when he got up and saw, wow, the traces on his body had disappeared completely.

Strange things happen every year, especially this year.

There is really no trace at all!Du Jiayan stood in the bathroom, looking back and forth in the full-length mirror, and the red marks or spots on his body were gone.Moreover, I don't know if it's his illusion, but his skin seems to be a little whiter.Before he was filming location in Chengze Village, even though he wore sunscreen and mask every day, he was still tanned by the seaside sun. On the plane back, Liu Ming even asked him if he wanted to have a whitening injection so that he could come back as soon as possible.But looking at it today, it seems that he has come back for nothing.

Well, it seems that my maintenance skills have become more profound.Du Jiayan proudly raised her chin, thinking that she could also publish a secret book on skin care to compete for the female market.

After taking a shower, he put on his pajamas and leisurely came out to bask in the sun.It seems that the variety show still has more than two weeks to start filming.During this time, he decided to take a good rest and fall in love by the way.It has been seven years since he was vacant, and he was a little worried that he would not fall in love.So, he had to find a military advisor.

Widow: Shuanger, what are you doing?Are you free?

Unreasonable: I'm so skinny, I'm busy playing a trumpet and tearing up my crotch on the Internet!What are you doing?

Widow: Can you use your words in a more civilized way?Anyway, she is a female star!

Unreasonable: Okay, I'm busy communicating with netizens!What are you doing?

Widow: May I ask you for advice, that... If you are in a relationship, where is the best place to go on the first date?

Unreasonable:! ! ! ! !

Unreasonable: I almost forgot!Sister Liu mentioned it to me yesterday!Hey, listen to Sister Liu, you are fighting fiercely.

Unreasonable: (star eyes)

Widow: Ahem...don't be envious.

Unreasonable: Hey, no!You just asked me on a first date?You two slept without a date?

Unreasonable: Ouch, you guys are so □□yo, shame on your face!

Speaking of this, Du Jiayan also felt a little angry, damn it, it's this dead vixen, what are you doing?If he didn't know the truth, he wouldn't have had a relationship with Lang Jun at all.Not long ago, Lang Jun was still saying that he didn't like him, and he was so cheap.However, dignity still depends on self-preservation——

Widow: It will happen when it happens, do you understand?

Unreasonable: I understand, I understand, Dujiangyan opened the gates to release floods, you have flooded this time...

Du Jiayan was taken aback by the sudden appearance of this ancient nickname.

Widow: Don't talk about what you have and what you don't have. If Liu Ming's mind is only full of work and children now, and he can't ask anything, I wouldn't look for you!

Unreasonable: If you ask me, I can't help it.Don't forget, logically, I'm in love with you now.

Widow: Uh... Then tell me, how did those little Kais who chased you before chase you?

Unreasonable: Take me to go skiing abroad, drive a yacht to go out to sea, arrange dinner at a restaurant, or go to Las Vegas to gamble... Xiaokai has fun, isn't it just these tricks?Nothing new.

widow: ...

Unreasonable: How about you think about it in another direction, what do you want to do?

Yu Shuang waited for a long time, and all the black fans who quarreled with her replied three or four times, and then Du Jiayan said slowly: "I actually want to go to the amusement park."

Unreasonable: Damn!Du Yingdi, why are you so girlish?

Widow: I have never been to an amusement park, do you believe it or not?

Unreasonable: True or false?Why didn't you go?

Widow: Because, I became popular too early!

Unreasonable: ...

After that, Du Jiayan sent another message, but Yu Shuang didn't reply.Du Jiayan finally responded to her as a cheapskate, and secretly changed her WeChat name to Wolf Knight.Then, he sent a cryptic invitation message to Lang Jun: "Oh, I happen to have two half-price tickets for the amusement park! It will expire the day after tomorrow, what should I do?"

Lang Jun: "It's going to expire so soon? Let's sell the free fish. You can still make some money by selling two-thirds of the full price of the ticket."

Du Jiayan: "..."

Forget it, there is nothing to talk about in this love.

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