Those days when I fell in love with monsters
Chapter 16 Kiss Me?
Du Jiayan woke up before the doctor arrived, his head was not dizzy, and his body was completely healthy.
Director Liang, who temporarily decided to visit the patient, touched his bald head, a little unhappy: "Du Jiayan, how can people recover so quickly! You are not pretending to be sick, are you? Just to chase after your little boyfriend?"
The middle-aged doctor who was useless standing next to him felt as if he had heard something terrible.
"Little boyfriend?" Du Jiayan looked puzzled.
"Lang Jun." Director Liang reminded him.
"Bah!" Du Jiayan almost spat out the ginger soup in his mouth, "Are you still a director? I'm afraid that the starring role of the movie will not be rumored, right? At that time, don't blame me for lowering the quality of your movie and questioning your directorial ability! Let's see if you can still tell such a joke."
"This is not a joke." Director Liang sneered, "Look at this."
With that said, he handed the phone to Du Jiayan.The sound in the short video is noisy, but Lang Jun can be seen jumping down from the tree with Du Jiayan in his arms.And the process of going down the mountain after that was also captured clearly.
Du Jiayan was stunned: "Aren't there any young adults in our crew? Why did Lang Jun carry me down the mountain... Xiao Su! Don't you have to eat two lunch boxes for every meal? Where did your strength go?"
Xiao Su, who was suddenly named, was taken aback, and said indiscriminately, "It seems...it has grown to the top of the chest."
The three men in the room subconsciously looked at her chest.Xiao Su reacted, blushed in shame, and turned around.
Although it seemed that he had heard some terrible secret, the middle-aged doctor, still out of the way of thinking of a straight man, gave an evaluation in his heart, um, this girl is 36D by visual inspection.
Director Liang coughed and suddenly looked at the doctor.That look, as if just realized that there is an extra big living person in the room.Obviously this person was just brought in by him.
"Since Mr. Du has recovered, Mr. Liang, I will leave first..." The middle-aged doctor didn't understand, so he had to leave quickly.
"Okay, okay, I didn't expect that someone in the crew would dare to pretend to be sick, so I'm sorry to trouble you." Director Liang said, "I'll arrange a car to take you back to the county seat later."
"Hey! Director Liang! Just kidding, pay attention to the scale, otherwise I will resign!" Du Jiayan protested, getting out of bed to send the doctor out.
The doctor hesitated for a moment, then summoned up his courage and said, "However, before I leave...can I take a photo with you? Or, I can also sign your autograph."
"Doctor? Are you still a fan of Du Jiayan?" Director Liang was surprised. Did Du Jiayan attract fans to middle-aged people?This is too good to fight...
"No, no, it's my daughter. She's a fan of Mr. Du." The doctor explained, a little embarrassed, "I'm 26 this year, and I haven't had a boyfriend yet. Last time a relative asked her in a WeChat group, Why don't you find a boyfriend? She threw out Mr. Du's photo and said that she has already found him, and she has been in love for three years, and her future husband will be him. That's why I know Mr. Du."
"Hahaha, Xiao Du, this is your 'father-in-law'!" Director Liang laughed loudly, "Come on, let me take a picture for you personally."
"That's really an honor for you." Du Jia said with a half-smile.
After taking the group photo, Du Jiayan signed the doctor's name: "Doctor, what's your daughter's name? Let me send her a few words of blessing."
"Oh, no need, just write 'Mao Dandan, I don't think we are suitable, let's break up, I hope you can find your own happiness.'" The doctor had already prepared the draft, "Signature, your signature .”
Du Jiayan and Director Liang looked at the doctor stupidly, unable to laugh anymore.
In the end, at the doctor's insistence, Du Jiayan awkwardly wrote this "breakup letter" and gave it to him.
"Unexpectedly, he is a heartless 'father-in-law'." Director Liang shook his head, "No way, I just made a joke about you and Lang Jun, did he believe it?"
"Miss Mao, does this count as being expelled from fandom?" Xiao Su, who is like a wallflower, is very concerned about this matter.
"After all, it's not your fault?" Even a highly respected director, Du Jiayan had no good looks at Director Liang at this moment, "You told the doctor to go away, what exactly are you trying to say?"
Mentioning this question, Director Liang returned to seriousness.
"Do you know where the video I just showed you came from?" Director Liang asked.
"It was taken by the staff." Du Jiayan was a little puzzled, isn't this obvious?
"In order to prevent leaks, this kind of shooting is prohibited on the set, you know?" Director Liang asked seriously.
Du Jiayan nodded.
"My assistant told me after seeing a sneak shot of a scene." Director Liang said, "I just wanted to give him a verbal warning and fine him [-]% of his salary. But when my assistant went to notify him, he heard Negotiating prices with other people. What he wants to sell is this video I just showed you."
"Do you know who the buyer is?" Du Jiayan asked suddenly after being silent for a moment.
Director Liang spread his hands: "I find my enemies by myself. I am an old man who is about to retire, and I don't want to get involved. I stopped it today because this kind of candid filming violates the rules. You don't have to thank me. By the way, my name is Lang Jun restrain yourself, you too!"
"I have nothing to do with him." Du Jiayan was a little puzzled, "Director Liang, you are someone who has seen things, how could you misunderstand?"
Xiao Su, who just saw someone kissing the neck, looked up at the sky, pretending not to hear this sentence.
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Director Liang shook his head, "Don't forget my title in Jianghu, even if you don't have that kind of thing now, you will definitely have it in the future."
Du Jiayan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that Director Liang did have a nickname in the showbiz that he hadn't mentioned for a long time—"Director Yuelao". Director Liang had made more than ten movies in his life, and he was the most famous and familiar to the public. There are about six of them. .But in these six movies, either the male lead and the female lead are good, or the female lead and the male lead are good, or there is another permutation and combination.The six movies have created six pairs of lovers in the entertainment industry.So there were some irresponsible people who took stock at random. Except for these six, the other dramas were not considered at all, and they directly came to the iron law that as long as it is a drama directed by Liang, it must be a CP.
"Are you cursing me? Or blessing me?" Du Jiayan said with a straight face, transsexual love?He doesn't want to try!Isn't it said in the TV series that this is against the rules of heaven?he believe.
"A curse or a blessing, it depends on what you think." Director Liang laughed, waved his hands and walked away.
Seeing "Yuelao" left, Du Jiayan asked Xiao Su: "I've been talking about Lang Jun for a long time, where is Lang Jun?"
Xiao Su pointed to the opposite side: "I'm also resting in the room. It seems that I fell asleep after sending you back." She sighed, "He carried you down from the mountain alone, how tired he is!"
Du Jia said in his heart, then you think too much, he is a monster, and he won't be tired if he runs a hundred miles with me in his arms.
However, he remembered the warm force coming from his lower back before he almost fainted from the burn, and couldn't help but murmured: "It's not what I think, is it? Then he...is too unremarkable." Wolf."
"What Lang? What's wrong with Brother Lang?" Xiao Su didn't hear clearly, and thought he was asking Lang Jun.
"I said you, Brother Lang, have worked hard. I'll go and see if he's awake." Du Jiayan said angrily, "I care about you, Brother Lang so much? Go, go, go and see."
Being stunned for no reason, Xiao Su immediately wrote a note in the little notebook in her heart - "Don't show too much concern for Lang Jun, otherwise the jealous boss will think you are poaching corners, so you can't eat and walk around." Important Level, five stars!
"Boss, you should go. I will arrange a place for my aunt to live in." Xiao Su respectfully typed the report, wanting to disappear.
"Why did your aunt come here?" Du Jiayan was stunned when he heard the news.
"I told her that you passed out." Xiao Su thought for a while, and then concealed the secret part, "She may be worried and wants to come over and have a look."
"Isn't she busy taking care of her son? Tell her not to come, I'm fine." Du Jiayan said with disgust.
Xiao Su had no choice but to oh.
Du Jiayan stomped to the yard, looked and looked at Lang Jun and Director Liang's room, hesitating.
"If you want to come in to see your lover, come in, you're like a bitch!" Unexpectedly, Director Liang popped up out of nowhere and shouted.
Du Jiayan was taken aback, and hurriedly asked for help: "What did you say? I don't understand! I came out to see this big willow tree. It's terrible. I heard Uncle Jiang said that it has been hundreds of years, right? It's amazing, long It’s so big, maybe it’s a smart one.” After speaking, he deliberately touched the big trunk of Willow, as if it really happened.
The mature willow tree will not wake up.After being wiped with oil by the "pollution source" a few times, he trembled, dropped a few leaves, and passed out again.
Director Liang looked down on Du Jiayan's trying to hide it, and walked out wearing big slippers: "I, I went to the assistant director to discuss tomorrow's storyboard. Someone can do whatever he wants, no one cares!"
Du Jiayan pretended not to hear, and concentrated on picking the bark there. (Willow Spirit: ... Where did I offend you two?)
"Tch." Director Liang snorted coldly, and left happily.
Du Jiayan saw that there was no one in the room, and Uncle Jiang's family was watching TV.Immediately throwing away the torn bark, he ran into Lang Jun and Director Liang's room in a hurry.
As Xiao Su said, Lang Jun was really nestled on the bed, sleeping on his side.A dim yellow light in the room was dimly on.Du Jiayan sat down, took a serious look, and felt that the other party's face seemed to be worse than usual.
"It's just an illness, is it worth it?" Du Jiayan was a little puzzled, and whispered to himself, "Or, are you actually afraid of delaying the progress of the filming?"
Lang Jun didn't move, and fell asleep peacefully.
Du Jiayan sat on the side and didn't want to leave. He just watched and lost his mind.After a while, I felt that this person's forehead is really pretty; well, the nose is also pretty; well, there is also a mouth, the lower lip is so thick, if you kiss...
"Stop! What am I thinking! He's a demon!" Du Jiayan screamed in his heart, trying to stop himself from getting hot.
But at the same time, there was another voice in my heart, and he sighed a little: "How can there be a monster who looks so in line with my own aesthetics? It's too evil. It's harder to kill than a rose with thorns, okay? It's like a piranha level that can be seen from a distance but not played with..."
Du Jiayan was full of inner drama, staring at Lang Jun's face alone, and performed more than 20 minutes of tearing drama in his heart.
Until a voice shouted card to him!
"Fuck, he's been looking at me for so long, is he going to kiss me?" Du Jiayan heard the sleeping Lang Jun say so.
The author has something to say:
Nine Groups of Hot Posts Breaking Up Letters in Small Theater
Post: [My "scumbag" husband actually wrote a letter to break up, and asked my father to pass it on! ? 】
Landlord: Even today, I don’t want to hide it.Just wanted to tell everyone!My husband is Du Jiayan!I have been married to him for three full years, and I should have given him the box office, the peripherals I bought, and the endorsement products I supported. I think I treat him well.But today, he actually wrote a breakup letter by hand, wanting to break up with me!And this letter was passed on to me by my dad!I'm really - so happy!Hahahahaha!Does this mean that my husband admits that he has had a relationship with me?Ah ha ha ha ha, my God, I am a fan!
Landlord: There are pictures as evidence [group photo] [signature picture]
Floor 1: My day!Envious of the landlord, rounding up, it is equivalent to having a monkey with Du Jiayan!
2nd Floor: The host is a master of drama, I take it!
Floor 3: What should I do, I also want idol to write me a breakup letter.I am willing to be an abandoned woman for him, as long as he admits that he had a relationship with me!Wow ha ha ha, it's so exciting just thinking about it!
4th Floor: The landlord's emotional change is well-founded!I'm just curious, how did Du Jiayan feel when the landlord's father asked Du Jiayan to write a breakup letter?
Floor 5: Maybe it's the mood of being happy to be a son-in-law, and I have tried to become a son-in-law.Hahaha!
……
Half an hour later, the Weibo hot search "Du Jiayan, you owe me a breakup letter" ranked first.
Director Liang, who temporarily decided to visit the patient, touched his bald head, a little unhappy: "Du Jiayan, how can people recover so quickly! You are not pretending to be sick, are you? Just to chase after your little boyfriend?"
The middle-aged doctor who was useless standing next to him felt as if he had heard something terrible.
"Little boyfriend?" Du Jiayan looked puzzled.
"Lang Jun." Director Liang reminded him.
"Bah!" Du Jiayan almost spat out the ginger soup in his mouth, "Are you still a director? I'm afraid that the starring role of the movie will not be rumored, right? At that time, don't blame me for lowering the quality of your movie and questioning your directorial ability! Let's see if you can still tell such a joke."
"This is not a joke." Director Liang sneered, "Look at this."
With that said, he handed the phone to Du Jiayan.The sound in the short video is noisy, but Lang Jun can be seen jumping down from the tree with Du Jiayan in his arms.And the process of going down the mountain after that was also captured clearly.
Du Jiayan was stunned: "Aren't there any young adults in our crew? Why did Lang Jun carry me down the mountain... Xiao Su! Don't you have to eat two lunch boxes for every meal? Where did your strength go?"
Xiao Su, who was suddenly named, was taken aback, and said indiscriminately, "It seems...it has grown to the top of the chest."
The three men in the room subconsciously looked at her chest.Xiao Su reacted, blushed in shame, and turned around.
Although it seemed that he had heard some terrible secret, the middle-aged doctor, still out of the way of thinking of a straight man, gave an evaluation in his heart, um, this girl is 36D by visual inspection.
Director Liang coughed and suddenly looked at the doctor.That look, as if just realized that there is an extra big living person in the room.Obviously this person was just brought in by him.
"Since Mr. Du has recovered, Mr. Liang, I will leave first..." The middle-aged doctor didn't understand, so he had to leave quickly.
"Okay, okay, I didn't expect that someone in the crew would dare to pretend to be sick, so I'm sorry to trouble you." Director Liang said, "I'll arrange a car to take you back to the county seat later."
"Hey! Director Liang! Just kidding, pay attention to the scale, otherwise I will resign!" Du Jiayan protested, getting out of bed to send the doctor out.
The doctor hesitated for a moment, then summoned up his courage and said, "However, before I leave...can I take a photo with you? Or, I can also sign your autograph."
"Doctor? Are you still a fan of Du Jiayan?" Director Liang was surprised. Did Du Jiayan attract fans to middle-aged people?This is too good to fight...
"No, no, it's my daughter. She's a fan of Mr. Du." The doctor explained, a little embarrassed, "I'm 26 this year, and I haven't had a boyfriend yet. Last time a relative asked her in a WeChat group, Why don't you find a boyfriend? She threw out Mr. Du's photo and said that she has already found him, and she has been in love for three years, and her future husband will be him. That's why I know Mr. Du."
"Hahaha, Xiao Du, this is your 'father-in-law'!" Director Liang laughed loudly, "Come on, let me take a picture for you personally."
"That's really an honor for you." Du Jia said with a half-smile.
After taking the group photo, Du Jiayan signed the doctor's name: "Doctor, what's your daughter's name? Let me send her a few words of blessing."
"Oh, no need, just write 'Mao Dandan, I don't think we are suitable, let's break up, I hope you can find your own happiness.'" The doctor had already prepared the draft, "Signature, your signature .”
Du Jiayan and Director Liang looked at the doctor stupidly, unable to laugh anymore.
In the end, at the doctor's insistence, Du Jiayan awkwardly wrote this "breakup letter" and gave it to him.
"Unexpectedly, he is a heartless 'father-in-law'." Director Liang shook his head, "No way, I just made a joke about you and Lang Jun, did he believe it?"
"Miss Mao, does this count as being expelled from fandom?" Xiao Su, who is like a wallflower, is very concerned about this matter.
"After all, it's not your fault?" Even a highly respected director, Du Jiayan had no good looks at Director Liang at this moment, "You told the doctor to go away, what exactly are you trying to say?"
Mentioning this question, Director Liang returned to seriousness.
"Do you know where the video I just showed you came from?" Director Liang asked.
"It was taken by the staff." Du Jiayan was a little puzzled, isn't this obvious?
"In order to prevent leaks, this kind of shooting is prohibited on the set, you know?" Director Liang asked seriously.
Du Jiayan nodded.
"My assistant told me after seeing a sneak shot of a scene." Director Liang said, "I just wanted to give him a verbal warning and fine him [-]% of his salary. But when my assistant went to notify him, he heard Negotiating prices with other people. What he wants to sell is this video I just showed you."
"Do you know who the buyer is?" Du Jiayan asked suddenly after being silent for a moment.
Director Liang spread his hands: "I find my enemies by myself. I am an old man who is about to retire, and I don't want to get involved. I stopped it today because this kind of candid filming violates the rules. You don't have to thank me. By the way, my name is Lang Jun restrain yourself, you too!"
"I have nothing to do with him." Du Jiayan was a little puzzled, "Director Liang, you are someone who has seen things, how could you misunderstand?"
Xiao Su, who just saw someone kissing the neck, looked up at the sky, pretending not to hear this sentence.
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Director Liang shook his head, "Don't forget my title in Jianghu, even if you don't have that kind of thing now, you will definitely have it in the future."
Du Jiayan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that Director Liang did have a nickname in the showbiz that he hadn't mentioned for a long time—"Director Yuelao". Director Liang had made more than ten movies in his life, and he was the most famous and familiar to the public. There are about six of them. .But in these six movies, either the male lead and the female lead are good, or the female lead and the male lead are good, or there is another permutation and combination.The six movies have created six pairs of lovers in the entertainment industry.So there were some irresponsible people who took stock at random. Except for these six, the other dramas were not considered at all, and they directly came to the iron law that as long as it is a drama directed by Liang, it must be a CP.
"Are you cursing me? Or blessing me?" Du Jiayan said with a straight face, transsexual love?He doesn't want to try!Isn't it said in the TV series that this is against the rules of heaven?he believe.
"A curse or a blessing, it depends on what you think." Director Liang laughed, waved his hands and walked away.
Seeing "Yuelao" left, Du Jiayan asked Xiao Su: "I've been talking about Lang Jun for a long time, where is Lang Jun?"
Xiao Su pointed to the opposite side: "I'm also resting in the room. It seems that I fell asleep after sending you back." She sighed, "He carried you down from the mountain alone, how tired he is!"
Du Jia said in his heart, then you think too much, he is a monster, and he won't be tired if he runs a hundred miles with me in his arms.
However, he remembered the warm force coming from his lower back before he almost fainted from the burn, and couldn't help but murmured: "It's not what I think, is it? Then he...is too unremarkable." Wolf."
"What Lang? What's wrong with Brother Lang?" Xiao Su didn't hear clearly, and thought he was asking Lang Jun.
"I said you, Brother Lang, have worked hard. I'll go and see if he's awake." Du Jiayan said angrily, "I care about you, Brother Lang so much? Go, go, go and see."
Being stunned for no reason, Xiao Su immediately wrote a note in the little notebook in her heart - "Don't show too much concern for Lang Jun, otherwise the jealous boss will think you are poaching corners, so you can't eat and walk around." Important Level, five stars!
"Boss, you should go. I will arrange a place for my aunt to live in." Xiao Su respectfully typed the report, wanting to disappear.
"Why did your aunt come here?" Du Jiayan was stunned when he heard the news.
"I told her that you passed out." Xiao Su thought for a while, and then concealed the secret part, "She may be worried and wants to come over and have a look."
"Isn't she busy taking care of her son? Tell her not to come, I'm fine." Du Jiayan said with disgust.
Xiao Su had no choice but to oh.
Du Jiayan stomped to the yard, looked and looked at Lang Jun and Director Liang's room, hesitating.
"If you want to come in to see your lover, come in, you're like a bitch!" Unexpectedly, Director Liang popped up out of nowhere and shouted.
Du Jiayan was taken aback, and hurriedly asked for help: "What did you say? I don't understand! I came out to see this big willow tree. It's terrible. I heard Uncle Jiang said that it has been hundreds of years, right? It's amazing, long It’s so big, maybe it’s a smart one.” After speaking, he deliberately touched the big trunk of Willow, as if it really happened.
The mature willow tree will not wake up.After being wiped with oil by the "pollution source" a few times, he trembled, dropped a few leaves, and passed out again.
Director Liang looked down on Du Jiayan's trying to hide it, and walked out wearing big slippers: "I, I went to the assistant director to discuss tomorrow's storyboard. Someone can do whatever he wants, no one cares!"
Du Jiayan pretended not to hear, and concentrated on picking the bark there. (Willow Spirit: ... Where did I offend you two?)
"Tch." Director Liang snorted coldly, and left happily.
Du Jiayan saw that there was no one in the room, and Uncle Jiang's family was watching TV.Immediately throwing away the torn bark, he ran into Lang Jun and Director Liang's room in a hurry.
As Xiao Su said, Lang Jun was really nestled on the bed, sleeping on his side.A dim yellow light in the room was dimly on.Du Jiayan sat down, took a serious look, and felt that the other party's face seemed to be worse than usual.
"It's just an illness, is it worth it?" Du Jiayan was a little puzzled, and whispered to himself, "Or, are you actually afraid of delaying the progress of the filming?"
Lang Jun didn't move, and fell asleep peacefully.
Du Jiayan sat on the side and didn't want to leave. He just watched and lost his mind.After a while, I felt that this person's forehead is really pretty; well, the nose is also pretty; well, there is also a mouth, the lower lip is so thick, if you kiss...
"Stop! What am I thinking! He's a demon!" Du Jiayan screamed in his heart, trying to stop himself from getting hot.
But at the same time, there was another voice in my heart, and he sighed a little: "How can there be a monster who looks so in line with my own aesthetics? It's too evil. It's harder to kill than a rose with thorns, okay? It's like a piranha level that can be seen from a distance but not played with..."
Du Jiayan was full of inner drama, staring at Lang Jun's face alone, and performed more than 20 minutes of tearing drama in his heart.
Until a voice shouted card to him!
"Fuck, he's been looking at me for so long, is he going to kiss me?" Du Jiayan heard the sleeping Lang Jun say so.
The author has something to say:
Nine Groups of Hot Posts Breaking Up Letters in Small Theater
Post: [My "scumbag" husband actually wrote a letter to break up, and asked my father to pass it on! ? 】
Landlord: Even today, I don’t want to hide it.Just wanted to tell everyone!My husband is Du Jiayan!I have been married to him for three full years, and I should have given him the box office, the peripherals I bought, and the endorsement products I supported. I think I treat him well.But today, he actually wrote a breakup letter by hand, wanting to break up with me!And this letter was passed on to me by my dad!I'm really - so happy!Hahahahaha!Does this mean that my husband admits that he has had a relationship with me?Ah ha ha ha ha, my God, I am a fan!
Landlord: There are pictures as evidence [group photo] [signature picture]
Floor 1: My day!Envious of the landlord, rounding up, it is equivalent to having a monkey with Du Jiayan!
2nd Floor: The host is a master of drama, I take it!
Floor 3: What should I do, I also want idol to write me a breakup letter.I am willing to be an abandoned woman for him, as long as he admits that he had a relationship with me!Wow ha ha ha, it's so exciting just thinking about it!
4th Floor: The landlord's emotional change is well-founded!I'm just curious, how did Du Jiayan feel when the landlord's father asked Du Jiayan to write a breakup letter?
Floor 5: Maybe it's the mood of being happy to be a son-in-law, and I have tried to become a son-in-law.Hahaha!
……
Half an hour later, the Weibo hot search "Du Jiayan, you owe me a breakup letter" ranked first.
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