Those days when I fell in love with monsters

"Crap! Do it again!" In the end, Director Liang still yelled NG, "You two are hugging too tightly. At this time, Chen Dao and Jiang Ruo haven't pierced the window paper, so don't act like an old couple, okay? ?”

The surrounding staff snickered.

Lang Jun turned his head and shouted angrily: "Director, I'm afraid we won't be able to shoot today. Brother Jiayan passed out."

"What?" Director Liang didn't expect it.

The crew suddenly became agitated.Someone asked the director if he wanted to call a doctor. Xiao Su took a blanket and rushed under the tree with the others, feeling extremely anxious.If my aunt finds out, I don't know how I will be scolded for knocking out the boss "Gu".

"Brother Lang, come on, give us the man, let him go slowly, everyone will continue..." Several brothers in the photography team opened their hands and shouted at Lang Jun who was holding Du Jiayan.

Lang Jun frowned, suddenly picked up Du Jiayan, bent his legs, and stood on the tree trunk.

"Lang... Brother Lang, what are you doing?" Xiao Su pinched the blanket, a little dumbfounded.

Not only her, but even the surrounding staff were a little stunned.Although it's just a tree trunk, it's still more than two meters high, and it's possible to sprain your feet even if you jump alone.What's more, with a person?

"Hey! Lang Jun! Don't give me a hard time..." Director Liang, who was watching the situation on the monitor, shouted through the loudspeaker.However, before he finished speaking, Lang Jun kicked his hind legs and jumped down from the tree.

With a neat posture and a light landing, he directly passed the people under the tree without even splashing dust.

"Fuck! Go over and have a look, is my second male lead limping?" Dao Liang shouted angrily, "The first male is dizzy, the second male is limping, is this scene going to be filmed?"

"I'm fine!" Lang Jun shouted, hugging Du Jiayan and started walking down the mountain.

Someone pushed Xiao Su: "Aren't you an assistant? Follow me quickly."

Xiao Su came to her senses, ran a few steps, then turned around and asked, "Brother Photographer, you guys are here to help too! How can Brother Lang carry himself down the mountain by himself?"

A few photographers pushed me and I pushed you, winking and smiling.A chubby bearded man shook his hand at her: "Just go, why bother so much? If you slow down, you won't be able to catch up with Lang Jun."

Xiao Su saw it, as expected, Lang Jun strode like flying, walked to the distance in the blink of an eye, and his figure became smaller and smaller. "Hey! Brother Lang, wait for me!" Xiao Su had no choice but to carry the blanket and chase after him regardless.

"Hey! This kid..." Director Liang took off his glasses, sat on the director's chair and shook his head, announcing, "It's over, it's over."

Everyone cheered and began to collect equipment in an orderly manner.Director Liang recruited an assistant to ask, "Lang Jun seems to be pretty good at martial arts. Did he say in his resume that he had studied martial arts?"

"This..." The director's assistant hesitated, "I don't remember it either, I'll find someone to check it out later."

"Forget it, no need, I'll ask him when I go back." Director Liang waved his hand, walked away slowly, and muttered, "Wang An seems to be planning to shoot a martial arts movie recently, right? Martial arts niche... En , I'll think about it... think about it again."

Lang Jun ran down the mountain holding people all the way, and no one could catch up.As soon as he entered the yard, he first kicked the willow tree, then put the man in the room and wrapped him tightly with a quilt.

"Damn, old monster! Do you bully monsters like this?" The willow spirit yelled in the trunk, "Forget it if you snatch my stove, and seal me in the body. Every time you see me, you kick it first!" I kicked, I also have a temper! I... uh? What smell? I wipe! Who is throwing shit on me?"

The stench in the air was unprecedented, and it was no wonder that the willow spirit remembered the days when humans fertilized him in order to make him grow taller.

Lang Jun buried his face in Du Jiayan's neck, and used his demon power to cool Du Jiayan down. Xiao Su rushed in and saw this scene.She opened her mouth wide, subconsciously lifted the blanket in her hand to her head, covered her ears, and retreated step by step to the door.

I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything... Covering her head with a blanket, she closed her eyes and meditated.However, after reading for a long time, Xiao Su broke down and pulled off the blanket, walking around in the yard messily.

No, this matter is too big!I can't pretend I didn't see it.Think about it, what should I do?Xiao Su bit her finger and thought about the countermeasures, and after much deliberation, her not very bright mind came up with a way to throw the pot away, and I want to tell my aunt!right!Be sure to tell her that only she knows what to do.

Xiao Su took out her phone, and hundreds of messages instantly popped up on the screen.She clicked it out and was dumbfounded.It turned out that everyone was discussing the scene in the evening in the group.

Photography cowboy: I bet!Our male number one and male number two must be doing a fake show for real, and they are getting together!

Little brother with glamorous makeup and hair: Is this still a gamble?Who do you want to cheat money from!

Changji Meiwa: Now we can only bet on who goes up and who goes off.

Sister Li in clothing: I bet on Lang Jun, look at his performance today, how boyfriend-like is he?My man, you can't even touch him, you just jumped off the tree and carried him back directly!That is a mountain road with more than three miles!Holding a living person weighing more than 100 kilograms and not letting go!What kind of power is this?This is the power of attack!

Coordinator Sister Hua: That's not good. The actor's physique is a bit weak, but he has his own aura and has been in the top position for a long time. Could it be that he will be picked up by a newcomer?Anyway, I don't believe that Du Yingdi is below.

Daddy of Lighting: Come, come, let me open a gamble, who will participate?

Little brother with glamorous makeup and hair: I will participate, and I will offer 500 yuan to bet Lang Jun is the attack. @形单华姐, you have to listen to me when it comes to base matters.After all, I'm gay and basic.

……

The gamble is on!Why didn't anyone speak up and say they were innocent?Although Xiao Su also felt that the two were not innocent, she still bit the bullet and helped the boss to clarify (lying): "You guys think too much, the boss and Brother Lang are really fine."

Lighting Ben: Hey, someone is going to say wolf is coming.

Tuotou with makeup and hair: Hey, some people are going to say wolf is coming.

……

Yep, swiping the screen again.Xiao Su cried angrily, so she could only call Liu Ming to report the situation, and at the same time said, "Boss, I can only help you here. When you see the chat records, remember not to deduct my salary."

"Hello, aunt." Xiao Su called.

"Tell me, what's the matter? What's wrong with Du Jiayan again?" Liu Ming asked angrily.Except for the holidays, Xiao Su basically doesn't call her, and whenever she calls, she just asks for help.

"Well, aunt, I just saw Brother Lang... He, he kissed the boss." Xiao Su said shyly, "Now, everyone in the crew thinks there is something about the two of them. Because today, Lang... Brother Lang I personally hugged the boss down the mountain and refused to let go, everyone saw it."

"What? Lang Jun is a scheming bitch, did he do it on purpose?" Liu Ming was furious at first, and then realized, "Wait? Is Du Jiayan dead? How could he be carried all the way down the mountain?"

Xiao Su choked for a moment, and could only admit her mistake: "After coming to Qingdao, the boss had a little fever, and he passed out after filming all day today..."

"Why didn't you talk about such a big thing first! You asked me to talk about you! You wait, my mother will fly over tomorrow morning. By the way, did you call for a doctor?" Liu Ming was furious on the other end of the phone.

"Please, Director Liang asked someone to invite, but it hasn't arrived yet." Xiao Su was really about to cry.

"Then Du Jiayan is still in a coma now? You take good care of him by the side, don't you hear me, don't make any more mistakes." Liu Ming ordered.

"But..." Xiao Su cried, "Brother Lang is staying with him in the room right now, I'm afraid I'll see something I shouldn't see when I go in."

"Su! Trick! Di! Who is your boss? Get the hell out of here now to protect Du Jiayan's chastity and innocence! Otherwise, when I come, I'll let you go home and plant sweet potatoes!" Liu Ming yelled wildly. Xiao Su's mind almost went into a mess.

After hanging up the phone, she lowered her head and slid into it like a landmine.

Looking up, Xiao Su breathed a sigh of relief, Lang Jun was no longer kissing the boss.

"Brother Jiayan's manager is coming?" Lang Jun glanced at her and asked suddenly.

Xiao Su really wanted to control her expression, but she didn't need to think about it. At this moment, there was only shock on her face.Although she made the call from the yard, her voice was so low, how did Brother Lang hear it?

"Take care of Brother Jiayan. I just checked. He seems to have a fever." Lang Jun stood up and went back to his room.

When passing the willow tree, he stopped for a moment, took out a small bottle from his arms, and poured some liquid from the bottle on the root of the willow tree.

"Old monster! What are you doing? What the hell did you pour?" The willow elf bumped into the seal in the tree and cursed.However, just after disappearing for a few minutes, the willow spirit's almost mournful stench swept over again, and this time, it came so fiercely that the leaves of the willow spirit almost turned yellow.

"You are so vicious! You even poured chemical fertilizers on me!" The willow spirit heard from the plants that chemical fertilizers are used to ripen crops, but the taste is unpleasant, smelly and itchy, and the roots will be burned if the amount is too much.He hasn't experienced the feeling of being burned yet, but this smell, which is worse than manure, can only make him think about the chemical fertilizer.

"Fertilizer?" Lang Jun smiled, and there was an evil spirit between his eyebrows and eyes, which was completely different from his previous taciturn image. "Then you will suffer it for life, and use your demon power to catalyze it. Maybe after the summer, you Can it be longer?"

After finishing speaking, he sneered and went back to the room.For Du Jiayan, his demon power was consumed a bit, so he had to rest.

The willow spirit used all the rough country slang he had learned to insult Lang Jun, and finally couldn't bear it.Decided to use the demon power to dissolve the "fertilizer" at the root.As a result, the more he melted, the stronger the smell became.

"Am I being cheated?" A thought finally flashed into his mind before the willow spirit smelled faint.

In the evening, the grandson who came home from school said to Uncle Jiang: "Grandpa, look, why are the leaves of our willow tree withered?"

"It's summer, how could it be like this?" Uncle Jiang was also a little surprised, "Could it be that he is going to die?"

After finishing speaking, he touched the trunk of the tree and said with some regret: "Xiao Bo, if this tree is really dead, I will build a set of furniture for you and your sister. I don't want to waste it growing for so many years."

Fortunately, the willow tree spirit passed out, otherwise, upon hearing this, she might be so angry that she would die immediately.