[Hebrew Mythology] Fallen to Heaven

I, Lu Shuang, have simple family members. Now I am studying in the imperial capital. I am a science and engineering dog. I am a straight man with a mental illness. I have average three views, a touching IQ, good popularity, bad taste, and a bad temper. My life experience can be summarized in a table with at most five lines. , my favorite professor, nicknamed Lao Yangshu, is single and has no favorite girls.

So I don't really understand what this beautiful woman in front of me is here for, not to mention that she directly pulled out my infusion tube and dragged me down three floors without anyone else, and stuffed me into a car I don't understand, but it's worth it anyway In the car, I closed the door, and then I breathed a sigh of relief, and collapsed beside me.

It was a rather beautiful, hot woman.Blonde curly hair, sunglasses with dark brown lenses, carrying a handbag that is probably not cheap, and fluent in standard Mandarin: "You are finally back, let's go save God now."

……What?

"Ma'am, uh, can you...can you speak clearly?"

She looked at me like crazy.

"I know you don't want to save it, but if the god dies, the world will collapse, even for hell—"

"Wait, did you recognize the wrong person?!"

"Your Majesty Lucifer." She narrowed her eyes and called me that.

And I was stupid.

Before the last time I was hospitalized, I was celebrating the birthday of the third child in the dormitory. In fact, that day was also my birthday, but we felt that we would lose one day of fun if we lived together, so we decided that I would celebrate my birthday a week earlier.I remember trying to grab a lighter as if, and then losing consciousness.

Before being hospitalized this time, I stood up because I was too surprised, and hit the roof of the car heavily. Maybe I was a little anemic or too excited. I lay on the ground directly, with a golden star in front of my eyes, and then the familiar darkness.

I have lived in this place of the hospital only twice in my life.

The blond beauty calls herself Gabriel, which I think should be Gabriel.She expressed surprise that I have no memory of being Lucifer and all the stats in my body are the same as ordinary people, and expressed uncertainty about whether her own magic will hurt me, and then said that I might have to stay in the hospital first A few days, and then go to save God.

This proper style of Japanese manga, is it me who has time-traveled or the world-traveled.

Fortunately, she didn't appear in front of me during the few days when I was paralyzed in the hospital bed to test my pure straight man's thinking of how many years I was born and how many years I was single. I left the hospital and returned to school as I wished. ) roommates, the third child patted my arm, "Dude, the probability of the light bulb blowing up and blowing up you is not high."

I was joking with him while mourning my linear algebra class, two Saturday classes, and trying to make up for it would be a hell of a job.In the past half a month, my family members have not asked a word, not even sent a text message.

The relationship between my family and I is not tense, not to mention that the bombing into a coma will notify the parents no matter what, at least the money for my hospitalization will not be paid by any kind person.But apparently no one in my family knew about it, which is kind of funny.

The boss patted me on the shoulder and said he wanted to get rid of my bad luck, but we were all poor dogs, and instead of going out to eat out, we went shopping in Wudaokou.Therefore, the Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and this tour fully demonstrates our state: wandering around, not buying anything.

Then something happened that fully demonstrated the characteristics of the four people in our dormitory.

The cause of the incident was that the fourth child noticed a girl squatting by the merchandise shelf, staring intently at a little magic fairy transformation stick.So we stopped making jokes about the adult diapers on the opposite shelf, and watched an old man who seemed to be the girl's grandfather walk by, and watched the old man pull her up. The girl let out a very surprised cry and was picked up directly.At that time, a few big words flashed through my mind: child abduction and trafficking.

The boss rushed to them at that time, his speed was so fast that he fully demonstrated the demeanor of athletes on the sports field.He was still holding a pack of diapers in one hand, and the fourth child's hat in the other, and just like that, he grabbed the girl and laid him in front of the old man, his dark face twisted into a ball.The third child sighed slowly, patted my shoulder, "Go."

So I rushed up with a movement that was at least half slow, took the fourth child's hat with one hand and threw it to the third child, and took the diaper with the other hand and threw it to the fourth child, and then hugged the old man's chest from the back, and the fourth child immediately He yelled at the top of his voice, "Take care of the old and sell the old - patriarchal - domestic violence -"

The third child put the hat of the fourth child on his head, and walked towards us step by step, his eyes burning like a messenger of justice. He used the standard fluent Beijing dialect: "According to the third paragraph of Article 20 of the Criminal Law, in public places Adults who commit violence can be sentenced to three years in prison, with additional penalties depending on the circumstances. Since it is a criminal case, others can prosecute it, this gentleman, please cooperate."

Of course, this is all made up. We are chemical engineering. Although the third child transferred to the department, he transferred to gardening. None of them really understand the law.The third child showed a polite smile to the melon-eating crowd around me, and then I held the child, the eldest held the old man with his backhand, and the fourth child secretly stuffed the diapers back on the shelf, and the third child showed his medical insurance to the onlookers The card, because it was too far away, no one could see it clearly, shook it and put it away, "Please cooperate with law enforcement!"

Then, under the watchful eyes of a group of people, we beat the old man all the way to the front desk, "What's your mother's name?" I asked the girl, and I got a timid answer: "Why are you holding my grandpa?"

I glanced at the old man.

The old man glared at me.

The youngest swallowed a mouthful of saliva, our eyes met, three, two, one, I put down the girl and the boss let go of the old man, we ran away, and the old man's roar came from behind.

"I hacked to death you kings|eight|turtle|grandsons——"

"It seems to be from ours." I said while running, "Shut up, fourth, it doesn't sound like Hainan."

"Don't worry about it, run away!" The boss roared and laughed, and we ran out of the main entrance of the supermarket and bumped into Gabriel head-on.

In an instant, my embarrassing but okay mood disappeared.

"You guys," she is wearing a slim-fit leather jacket and boots, showing the standard absolute field, and the six unknown diamonds on the frame of the sunglasses are shining brightly, which looks suitable for appearing in American blockbuster shots, "Which university?"

"China Industry." The youngest made up one without blinking. We ran past her like idiots, and three of us were tripped by her long legs. I survived because I was the farthest from her.

"Did you just run away like this? Although it was out of good intentions, at least you should apologize?" She asked in a tone that made me feel a little disgusted, "Do you dare to do it or not?"

The boss was lying on the ground staring at her, and it took me a while to realize what I could see from the boss's angle.Apparently she realized it too, so she let out a sneer, "Hey," she said, "I'm actually a guy."

The boss's face turned green.

"This attribute is exclusive to me." Another blonde beauty interjected. She didn't wear such exaggerated glasses. She appeared behind me at some point and raised her hand to pat my shoulder. Is it impossible for memories to flow directly between two worlds? Forget it, let me ask directly, do you know me?"

I honestly shake my head.

Then she punched me on the head with a fist, then turned to the stomach, and kicked three times, and I was lying on the ground like the other three.

"I've been wanting to hit you like this for a long time," she said refreshedly. "Come on, let me introduce myself. I'm Gabriel, a master of women's clothing. Next, I want to tell you a more magical story."

In the temporarily booked hotel room, my three roommates and I were sitting in a row, facing two very similar faces of Gabriel and Gabriel dangling.

"Is that so?" Gabriel frowned distressedly, "I thought it was a temporary soul leaving the body, and all the memories would be restored when I came back."

"Thinking too much. After all, things like memory—"

"After all," the boss said what I wanted to say, "you are absolutely mistaken."

"After all," I continued, "if I were Lucifer, I'd rather die than be reincarnated as a human being."

"After all," the third child said, "No matter how much Lucifer turns around, he will never turn into this frustrating state."

"After all," the fourth child, "even if the second cub is really Lucifer, he has nothing to do with his previous life now."

The four of us talked very tacitly after all, Gabriel made a pretty face, and Gabriel waved his hand calmly, "It doesn't matter, for us, God wants you to continue the relationship; yes As far as they are concerned, they need you to save God, if you don’t save this world, it will be over.”

"...Why did God let Lucifer save him?!"

"Because only Lucifer is the closest to God. But make it clear that it is not Lucifer, but Lu Shuang. Lucifer is only close, and you are truly equal to God, so only you can go."

Very good, this time my identity has been upgraded again.

"But memory is difficult to project from one world to another. No, it should be said that since you have become a god..." He frowned and shook his head, "It's hard to say whether your memory still exists or not." , but it’s okay, when the gods come out, you two can solve your problems by yourself.”

"Wait... I said," I pointed to Gabriel, "you are the Gabriel of this world. You said I was Lucifer." Turning to Gabriel, "You are the Gabriel of that world You said that I once went to your world and became a god. That is to say, I was Lucifer first, then I became Lu Shuang after some unknown incident, then went to create another world to become a god, and then came back? "

Gabriel nodded curtly.

"Novels dare not write like that."

"Lucifer's guts are guessed by novels?"

"...I believe in materialism!"

"The realm of the gods can be understood by those mortals?"

"But the problem now is—"

Gabriel stood up.He drew the curtains, and the wings spread from behind him.

Those were real wings, pure white and flawless, each feather floated clearly in the air, and his figure also floated, the air was swirling in the room, and the sound of wings beating seemed to be directly transmitted to our hearts.

His green eyes looked down at us.

"Understood?" he asked. "This is the evidence. We have gone to such great lengths to come here to see the world to help you and not to deceive you in any way."

There was a series of buzzing in my mind, and then I answered him mechanically: "Human body structure is different from that of birds, without features such as hollow long bones and streamlined body shape, it is unrealistic to think that as long as they have wings, they can fly It’s also an obscenity to the various other traits that birds have developed over the long evolution of—huh?!”

A splash of cold water appeared out of nowhere from above my head, cooling me down.

"—the time and effort spent on the evolution of all things in order to find a suitable position," I finished my conclusion tenaciously, "it's not something you can end with a word of God!"

"...God did not create this world one species after another." Gabriel pressed his temple and sighed, "He just planned the land and sea, and then created the first single cell, and then all kinds of evolution He didn't even care—this period is called Genesis, and the seven days that humans talk about is actually a long evolution. So Lucifer spent much longer with God than you think...well, anyway, for you, more than The number of millions is basically meaningless, right?"

I nodded awkwardly.

Gabriel showed a helpless expression.

"Forget it," she turned to Gabriel, "Who is here on your side? We may have to be mentally prepared."

"Guess that people from both worlds came, and the rest were thrown there. Me, Yanar, Raphael, there is no one else, but I'm not sure about hell, according to our final observation results... …I think about it… There should be two people here, but I don’t know who they are. Don’t worry about them, whoever comes here will not oppose you, we just came to help our Highness push God away.”

"...Don't redirect me casually!" My head was about to explode, "I like girls! And what happened to God? Why should I save him!"

"...Shortly after Lucifer's fall, the gods disappeared. It has been thousands of years now, and without the power of gods to provide supplements, this world will disappear in just a few thousand years."

"and then?"

"……what?"

"If the world disappears, does God still need to be saved?"

"No...you don't need it?"

"In fact, thousands of years are meaningless to us, and I don't bother with him after thousands of years." I replied sincerely, and the boss nodded fiercely, "What is it, what should I do first?" Vice-Prince of the Kingdom of Heaven, then went to be the devil king, then became a god, and now came to save the god, is Lucifer so busy?"

The third child didn't say a word, raised his hand and hooked my shoulder, staring at the two angels from different worlds opposite.The fourth child simply whistled, "Or do we want to form a group of four protagonists to save the gods? Stop making trouble, I like our own lives, let people who are thousands of years later take care of things, the world To destroy is to destroy."

All of a sudden, I felt extremely at ease.

Gabriel descended, watching us with a little sadness in his eyes.

"Your popularity is as good as ever."

"Stop talking nonsense." The boss simply stood up and stood in front of me, "We are not 16 years old, thinking about saving the world every day, what you are talking about is too far away, we decided that he is a human being, that's all. "

Gabriel sighed.

"Then have you ever thought that the reason why you are willing to protect him and stand by his side is only because the power in his soul is an instinctive attraction to you?"

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