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Egg. "Han Yang didn't look back, he was saving a handful of small celery, wondering if he should break off the leaves.
Behind him, Jiang Xiaocheng cried and shouted: "It's all my fault! God, I know I was wrong! I will never send pictures of cats to Han Yang again. They are all my hands. Please let me change back! I You must be a good person and save all sentient beings..."
Han Yang grabbed Shanqin and kicked Jiang Xiaocheng, who was howling, and kicked him to a chair in the dining room to sit down, "You made all the yelling, it's useless to worship the Barefoot Immortal."
"Eh, it's wrong, er, it's really wrong, er, you shouldn't marry me as soon as you get married, er, if you don't marry me, er, your husband won't die..." Jiang Xiaocheng started talking nonsense again, imitating Tong Xiangyu.
"What stimulated you to go back to the company?" Han Yang still folded the leaves into the trash can and began to cut them with a knife.
"It's needless to say! I'm already like this." The first half of the sentence is still roaring, but the momentum of the second half of the sentence has fallen to the bottom.
"If you want me to say, it's fine if you don't do that job, you're tired and have little money." Han Yang comforted him.
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm not you. I can do everything well. I'm already satisfied with this job." , tall, and capable after work, why is it that he, Jiang Xiaocheng, keeps fighting with him every day?It's not fair!
"Are you satisfied with six thousand? If I give you fourteen thousand a month, you won't be able to live a happy life?"
Speaking of this, Jiang Xiaocheng is like a firecracker being lit, "What's the matter with six thousand? Six thousand is enough for me to spend. Who will give me fourteen thousand, will you give it? If you give it, I will live beautifully." Die, Dad likes to die alive and beautiful!"
He had already stood up from the chair and walked up behind Han Yang, slapping Han Yang's back with his bright right palm.The effect of force is reciprocal. After beating Han Yang, Jiang Xiaocheng felt that his palm was hot, numb and painful.
Han Yang, who put down the knife, turned around with a sullen face, grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's hands with one hand, pressed his neck with the other, and stabbed him into the vegetable washing sink next to him, "Little bastard, you can't stop pushing, eh How could Jiang Xiaocheng have as much strength as him, shaking his head and struggling under his big palm, the more Han Yang saw him struggling harder, he hated Jiang Xiaocheng for his hopeless appearance.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was finally let go, clutched his neck and scolded Han Yang, "You are so dangerous, you have a tyrannical factor active in your bones, and even your own child, Fa Xiaocheng, wants to kill you, you pervert!" The scolded dog blood Han Yang, who was drenched in the shower, flicked water on his face with a backhand, and the celery leaves were still stuck.
Jiang Xiaocheng had half an hour left to maintain his human appearance, Han Yang quickly fried two dishes, Jiang Xiaocheng finally calmed down for a while, holding his rice bowl as quietly as a chicken to pick vegetables, single-choice fried shredded pork in celery, honey Bell peppers in popped clams in sauce.
Han Yang: Jiang Xiaocheng is probably not the product of a close relative marriage...
After taking a shower, Han Yang finally changed into his pajamas and went to sleep. Jiang Xiaocheng, who was lying on the bed, was puzzled, why did he wear clothes to sleep?
He didn't even watch the strip show, this guy actually changed his clothes in the bathroom, and he took Jiang Xiaocheng too much as an outsider, he was angry because he didn't see the naked man today.
Han Yang who was lying on the bed seemed to dislike Jiang Xiaocheng a little bit.You have already transformed today, why are you still lying on my bed.But in the end, Jiang Xiaocheng acquiesced to share a pillow with him.
On Saturdays when he didn’t have to go to work, Han Yang didn’t wake up until after nine o’clock, and was forced out of the house by Jiang Xiaocheng’s meowing. The city where they lived since they were young seemed to have only winter and summer all year round. Jiang Xiaocheng, who has such a style, insisted that Han Yang take it out for shopping, and even wanted to eat fucking ice cream.
So, wearing a black leather jacket, riding a fan motorbike, the 1.9-meter-tall, cool-looking Han Yang appeared in the game hall where he and Jiang Xiaocheng often went to college with the little milk cat in his arms.
Red, green and green neon lights flashed in the dark hut, and there was the sound of crackling and clicking keys. A group of young men in their twenties saw the idiot-like Han Yang walking around with his little pet in his arms. Behind each game console, there is an ice cream sold at the entrance of the store in his hand to feed the cat.
This is what Jiang Xiaocheng discussed with him before he went out. It was a discussion rather than a threat. If he didn't buy him ice cream, he would scratch his ears with his paws. The most sensitive part of Han Yang's whole body was his ears.
Strolling outside, Jiang Xiaocheng went to the toilet in the restaurant where they were eating, and Han Yang had to guard him outside. After using the toilet, he became Jiang Xiaocheng himself. Fortunately, he went to the company yesterday I changed my clothes, otherwise I would have to run naked on the street today.
On the way home, Jiang Xiaocheng insisted on riding Han Yang's motorcycle, and asked Han Yang to sit behind him to experience the speed of the wind.
Jiang Xiaocheng: Riding on a motorcycle, I am the most beautiful boy on the street!
His fastest speed was [-] mph, and he screamed loudly when he passed the elevated highway. He had to let Han Yang in the back seat hug his waist, like a little wife.
Finally back in the community, Jiang Xiaocheng stepped on the brakes when passing by the open space, and walked towards his little cats.Today is the first time to meet the cats in their true colors.
Pulling on the light blue ripped jeans and squatting on the ground, looking at the kitten running away because he came over, Jiang Xiaocheng showed an extremely wretched smile. Standing outside the green belt, Han Yang leaned on the motorcycle, folded his arms and looked at the cat. Jiang Xiaocheng on the ground, from his angle, can only see Jiang Xiaocheng's upper body in a bright yellow sweater, tsk tsk, he is really too short.
"Run whatever you want, look at your cowardly looks."
Dabao and Erbao who were half a meter away from Jiang Xiaocheng meowed a few times, and Jiang Xiaocheng found that he could still understand cat language.What Dabao was talking about was how this person had the same voice as their elder brother.Erbao replied that this person is very strange.
"I am your elder brother~" Jiang Xiaocheng's tone was light and light.
"Meow~"
"Yes, that's me."
"Meow~" Huahua boldly crouched in front of him.
"Huahua, Dabao, Erbao, right? Where's Xiaowang?" He pointed to them and named them one by one.All the cats gathered in front of him, meowing non-stop.
"I've said it all, I'm not a cat." Jiang Xiaocheng plucked his ears.Xiao Wang, who had just finished shitting in the grass, came over, licked his paws, and sneezed towards Jiang Xiaocheng, the beard on both sides of his nose trembling up and down.
"Huh~" Jiang Xiaocheng stood up, "I don't understand what I tell you, so let's forget about it." He crossed the low green belt and left on Han Yang's motorcycle.
That night, Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a cat, started to have diarrhea. He jumped down from Han Yang's bed again and again to find the litter box outside.
"It doesn't taste good if you have milk, you have to suck it. If you still eat ice cream, you regret it." Han Yang made a bowl of hot milk for the little milk cat, and asked Jiang Xiaocheng to drink it while it was still hot.
He originally wanted to take him to the hospital, but was scratched away by Jiang Xiaocheng's paw, telling Han Yang to go to work quickly, so as not to delay the [-] monthly salary.Han Yang was annoyed by him and left the house with a smile.
Saving a cat's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda
However, since the diarrhea started, Jiang Xiaocheng became unwilling to move, and he couldn't eat the delicious food Zhang Yuan made for him at noon, and the diarrhea process was going on all the time.
After pulling for a long time, Jiang Xiaocheng felt that if he pulled again, he would pull out the cat's intestines.After two days of living a life that was worse than death, Jiang Xiaocheng was finally sent to the pet hospital by Han Yang.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who had diarrhea, loss of appetite, and constant sneezing, was diagnosed by the veterinarian as viral rhinobronchitis. Han Yang looked at Jiang Xiaocheng shrunk into a small ball, feeling distressed, thinking that he would never let this little ancestor do whatever he wanted.
"If you don't pay attention, it will cause pneumonia or stomatitis." The veterinarian in a white coat, wearing a light blue mask, told Han Yang earnestly, "Clean the house frequently. Since you have pets, you have to be responsible for their lives and health." .”
"I see, doctor, when will he recover?" Han Yang picked up the little milk cat on the blanket.
"Take injections and medicine on time, take a bath every day, for a week. Don't have close contact with other cats, it will be contagious." The veterinarian took off his eyes and wrote the list, "But you can't take it away now, you have to be hospitalized."
"Uh, can I not be hospitalized?" Han Yang looked at Jiang Xiaocheng, who was sick in his arms, with worry, his ears drooped, and he had no vitality at all, and even his beards on both sides wished they could droop down.
"Why, will we still harm it? I said what's the matter with you, young man. You look tall and sensible. Why, are you worried about medical expenses now?" The veterinarian took off his mask aggressively.
"No, doctor, that's not what I meant..." Han Yang quickly explained that he was afraid that Jiang Xiaocheng would suddenly turn back into a human one day, which would make headlines in the city's news.
"Then what do you mean? Can you give him an injection? Do you know how to feed it..."
In the end, Han Yang was defeated, and Jiang Xiao, who was about to close his eyes, paid the hospitalization fee, followed the hospital nurse to find a cat litter with a better location, and then reluctantly put down the little thing in his arms .Looking at the sick cats who were also hospitalized in the small cages, Han Yang murmured in his heart, didn't he not allow contact with the cats.
At nine o'clock this morning, Jiang Xiaocheng has already turned into a deaf person, at least today is not in danger.But in the following week, what if Jiang Xiaocheng happens to turn back into a human being one day and is bumped into? Han Yangqi frowned and went home.
Usually Jiang Xiaocheng can meow to him a few times at home, although he can't understand it, but it is very lifelike, the ancestor suddenly disappeared at home, Han Yang is not used to it.I'm still a little worried about his illness, and the hospital didn't reassure him, so I always feel that something is weird.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was "abandoned" in the pet hospital, was very unhappy. He was used to lounging on Han Yang's big bed, and now his residence suddenly turned into a small space with three acres of land. Well, Han Yang paid him a small five thousand, and it hurt him to see it. It was too worthless to spend so much money for such a little space. Jiang Xiaocheng, who was nestled in a small house, was very aggrieved.
In the evening, the little nurse with a row of needle tubes came over with high heels, and rudely pulled out the cat who was as sick as him, and found the place where the injection needed to be done. He raised his head and let out a shrill scream, and the other sick cats also echoed. For a while, the room was in chaos.
The little nurse who finished the injection hurriedly stuffed the cat back into the den, and yelled at the other cats in the room, "What are they called! A bunch of little beasts!" After speaking, she went to give the sick cat next to her an injection.
Jiang Xiaocheng was frightened by the nurse's rudeness. Damn it turned out to be a black shop. Is this treating cats? This is simply cruelty to small animals!
He couldn't stand this anger, he must let Han Yang pick him up tomorrow, and expose this black-hearted hospital.
For the last injection, it was Jiang Xiaocheng's turn, and the other sick cats who had received the injection all fell silent. Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the cat opposite him, who had already closed his eyes and was sleeping, feeling deeply that something was wrong.
The little nurse's claws had pulled him out, and he was caught off guard, and the needle had already plunged into Jiang Xiaocheng's flesh.
"Damn, it really hurts." A paw greeted her on the back of her hand. After being scratched by him, the woman immediately pulled her hand away. Jiang Xiaocheng grinned his teeth in pain. These are all black-hearted doctors and black-hearted nurses. The pain was so painful that he screamed.
The nurse who withdrew her hand continued to hold the needle and pushed the remaining medicine into Jiang Xiaocheng's body. Jiang Xiaocheng lost the ability to resist because of the pain in his flesh.In the drowsiness, I heard the woman swearing and walking away with the tray.
At seven o'clock the next morning, Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a human, walked quietly in the corridor of the pet hospital. After some observation, the nurses on the night shift had already gone to rest. Even the system is not perfect, but it is just convenient for him to move.
Slipping into the office at the end of the corridor, the door opened with a click, and Jiang Xiaocheng walked in lightly. This should be a doctor's office, but the door was not even locked.
Turning on the computer on the desk, fortunately there is no password, Jiang Xiaocheng sang in his heart that the two of them switched to the Internet, and logged into his account to send a message to Han Yang.Before shutting down, he cleared his login traces, so he can't be exposed now, he has to kill cats and take this black-hearted pet hospital.
Han Yang came to see him after work in the afternoon and brought his tablet.It was another nurse who led Han Yang in to see the cat, and he was impatient when the animal went out after bringing him in. He was not at all devoted to his job, and he didn't have the consciousness of regarding customers as God.
"Yangzi, this is a black shop!!" Jiang Xiaocheng bumped his fleshy pad on the flat screen.Han Yang observed Jiang Xiaocheng's state, he seemed to be sick.
"Black shop? What happened to them?" Han Yang lowered his voice.
"I think there is something wrong with the injections they gave these sick cats." Jiang Xiaocheng felt dizzy after the injections yesterday, and fell asleep after a while, and woke up before turning back into a human this morning.
Han Yang looked at the tablet with complicated eyes, picked up Jiang Xiaocheng and was about to go out, when the cat's paw in his arms grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~" He can't go!
Finally, Han Yang left the pet hospital with a dark face, and when he walked to the front desk, he took a hard look at the nurses who were chatting at the front desk.
Jiang Xiaocheng will not leave, he has no conclusive evidence to expose this black-hearted hospital, he needs to formulate a plan, obtain enough materials, and push it to this black-hearted workshop.
In the evening, yesterday's nurse came in again with a tray, followed by another nurse.When it was the third cat's turn to get the injection, Jiang Xiaocheng heard the conversation between them.
"This one, someone will come to see it tomorrow and pass me the stimulant."
The woman carrying the tray handed the squatting woman a tube of injection, "Sister, you won't see anything, will you?"
"What can you tell from this?" The squatting woman skillfully pushed the potion into the orange cat's body, and then stuffed the cat back like yesterday.
"I'll ask for leave tomorrow. Remember, except for the stimulants on the [-]rd and [-]th, all the others are sleeping pills." The nurse who gave the injection blessed the nurse who was carrying the tray.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was startled by the conversation between the two, wrapped his little quilt tightly.
Oh my god, you really are unscrupulous, you actually pretended that the cats were cured by taking stimulants, and gave them sleeping pills, no wonder the cats here are so quiet, I don’t know how many injections they have already given.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a human at five o'clock in the morning, slipped into the office again, and went online to inform Han Yang to come to see him, and bring some "good things" along the way.Then he found a toilet to defecate. This time, he really counted as "cat disease". He didn't feel it when he slept at night. , Let him feel that the food is very delicious.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who came out of the toilet, walked out along the gate of the hospital. At this time, the breakfast stand selling soy milk and fried dough sticks should come out, so he wanted to enjoy it.He was still wearing the clothes that Han Yang took him out to play, and after searching all over his body, there was only the ten yuan bill in the pocket of the sweater, which was enough for a breakfast.
After breakfast, I took a stroll outside again. After he turned back into a cat in the corner, he climbed back to the cat room on the third floor along the drainage pipe of the hospital. The sick cats in the room were still sleeping. The cat on the other hand was barking its teeth and claws and howling, as if in heat.
"Hey, brother, hold back, I will definitely rescue you." Jiang Xiaocheng meowed at Cat No. [-] in a deep tone, but the excited cat ignored him.In the morning, the howling cat No. [-] was carried out by the nurse on duty, and after a while, it was carried back and stuffed into the cat's litter box. The cat seemed to have exhausted all its strength and screamed weakly.
Han Yang came to see Jiang Xiaocheng at noon. When he left, he took out two things from his pocket, put them behind Jiang Xiaocheng, covered him with his quilt, and fed him two pills before leaving while the nurse was away.
In the evening, the nurse on the tray yesterday was really going to give them an injection, so Jiang Xiaocheng pressed the recording pen that had already been placed.
"Give me the stimulant for No. [-] and leave tomorrow, so no one can see it."
"Then what if the cat gets sick again?"
"You are stupid, of course we make money when you get sick again." After speaking, Jiang Xiaocheng yelled in a malicious way, and the two nurses who called him almost yelled out.
In the evening, Jiang Xiaocheng took the USB flash drive that Han Yang gave him to find the monitoring room that he had discovered in advance, copied the pictures of those nurses being rude to these sick cats in the past few days, and ran out of the hospital quickly after finishing everything, sitting in the hospital. Get on Han Yang's locomotive, which is already waiting outside, and slip away.
Tomorrow, they will give these things to the police to save those sick cats who are still in dire straits.
Jiang Xiaocheng's "cat disease" was treated in another pet hospital. Han Yang reported the information they got to the Public Security Bureau, and the pet hospital was quickly closed down. Those cats that were given sleeping pills and stimulants were taken by their owners. Let's go, the main person in charge of the hospital and related personnel were detained according to law until this sensational "black heart hospital cat abuse incident" was investigated.
Han Yang carried Jiang Xiaocheng who had been cured back home, and the little milk cat in his arms came back to life, jumped out of his arms and ran into the toilet next to him, and turned back into a human when he came out.Han Yang was almost getting used to the rhythm of his back and forth, and the two of them took the medicine they were going to take and walked on the street.
"I think I'm full of energy now." Jiang Xiaocheng walked in front of Han Yang. The hospital was a bit far from their home. Han Yang took a taxi to pick him up today, and they had to go to the intersection ahead to take a taxi .
"Hey, yes! I still feel like that blah, blah, little devil fairy... ah..."
"careful!"
The motorcycle "flying" at extreme speed brushed Jiang Xiaocheng's face, and Han Yang hugged him tightly in time, avoiding a tragedy in a blink of an eye.
Jiang Xiaocheng's head was held tightly by Han Yang, and he was so stuffed in his arms that he couldn't breathe.
"I think you have lived enough." Han Yang let go of the person in his arms, and stared at him through gritted teeth.
"Hey, hey, isn't this yours?" His current heartbeat is estimated to be two hundred times a second, and his chest is full of thumping sounds.
"Wow, woof, woof," the two turned their heads to look at the sidewalk. An old lady was holding a dog and looking at them like a monster, and she was yelling at them.
Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the bodies of the two of them who were still hugging each other, "Yangzi, I seem to... misunderstood us."
Han Yang let him go with a cold face and walked forward.Jiang Xiaocheng chased after him with a playful laugh, and grabbed Han Yang's big hand to provoke him, "Are you still afraid of being misunderstood, huh? Boyfriend..."
The weather is getting colder and colder, and the last leaf on the road is blown away by the cold wind, and I don't know where it is blowing.
You know, I don't have a key?
Strange to say, the two of Jiang Xiaocheng returned home, and he didn't turn back into a cat until the evening.Han Yang put his big palm on the top of his head, saying that his bones are really strange, and it would be a pity not to go to Wutai Mountain to practice.
After that, Jiang Xiaocheng changed back inexplicably, and never changed back to a cat.He and Han Yang's house turned back to the house that was occupied that night.
Zhang Yuan, who was at the opposite door, came a few more times. Seeing Jiang Xiaocheng at home, he didn't stay long, and asked Han Yang where his cat had gone.
Jiang Xiaocheng defined his experience of becoming a cat as God's great love for him, because of this, he saved half a month from going to work, although, after returning, his work became more.
The night before I worked overtime until 10 o'clock and didn't go home. I woke up this morning and was already late. I took Han Yang to the company on a motorcycle. The crowd of office workers and students on the road had dispersed, and the journey was smooth , Han Yang sent him there in only [-] minutes on a motorcycle.Before he had time to eat breakfast, Jiang Xiaocheng got out of the car and ran into the company, not even having time to say goodbye to Han Yang.
The case that was suppressed on the National Day of the [-]th was pushed to Xiaojiang's work, and now it is returned to Jiang Xiaocheng by Juejue Shitai. He ran from his office to the team leader's office to ask for requirements, and then went to the printing room downstairs to print. Jiang Xiaocheng didn't have time to rest at noon, he ran up and down for a day, Xiao Jiang pushed his glasses and tried to help him, but he couldn't help him, it was too messy.
Leaving the company with his tired body, Jiang Xiaocheng thought about what he had eaten today. It seemed that there was only a piece of red bean cake given to him by his colleagues. Driving home, the road was still blocked, and the Didi driver scolded his mother all the way and finally sent him home.
He originally thought that he would be able to eat the meals Han Yang cooked for him when he got home. During this period of time, Han Yang's cooking skills have improved a lot, perhaps because he had no foundation before, and the leap from zero to [-] is obvious.In the end, after knocking on the door for a while, Han Yang, who was not working overtime, opened the door for him from the inside.
He took out his phone, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, and Han Yang hadn't come back yet?
"Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable..." The girl on the phone gently reminded him that Han Yang didn't answer his call.
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't have the habit of bringing keys, so he had to call Han Yang over and over again while waiting in the corridor.In order to be cool when he went out in the morning, he wore a short sleeve with an exaggerated logo printed on it. Now, under the greeting of the evening breeze in October, Jiang Xiaocheng was sitting in the old corridor shivering.
Twenty or ten minutes later, I heard the sound of a motorcycle engine downstairs.After a while, a cheerful female voice came up with heavy footsteps.
"Then...you agree...we..." Zhang Yuan followed Han Yang to the stairs on the sixth floor, Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the "dog man and woman" in front of him with a gloomy face, Zhang Yuan was also frightened by Jiang Xiaocheng's sudden appearance With a jump, the conversation between her and Han Yang was stopped.
It was at such a critical moment again.
"Yangzi, do you know that I don't have the habit of carrying keys?" Jiang Xiaocheng asked Han Yang with a half-smile.
"Forget, I'll open the door." Han Yang is still dressed in black today, with shirts and trousers, broad shoulders and long legs. Under the light, it became more and more obvious that his whole body was not in good spirits, and his facial features were also made more three-dimensional by the light.
Listening to his voice, Zhang Yuan felt that this man was actually very sexy.
Behind him, Jiang Xiaocheng cried and shouted: "It's all my fault! God, I know I was wrong! I will never send pictures of cats to Han Yang again. They are all my hands. Please let me change back! I You must be a good person and save all sentient beings..."
Han Yang grabbed Shanqin and kicked Jiang Xiaocheng, who was howling, and kicked him to a chair in the dining room to sit down, "You made all the yelling, it's useless to worship the Barefoot Immortal."
"Eh, it's wrong, er, it's really wrong, er, you shouldn't marry me as soon as you get married, er, if you don't marry me, er, your husband won't die..." Jiang Xiaocheng started talking nonsense again, imitating Tong Xiangyu.
"What stimulated you to go back to the company?" Han Yang still folded the leaves into the trash can and began to cut them with a knife.
"It's needless to say! I'm already like this." The first half of the sentence is still roaring, but the momentum of the second half of the sentence has fallen to the bottom.
"If you want me to say, it's fine if you don't do that job, you're tired and have little money." Han Yang comforted him.
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm not you. I can do everything well. I'm already satisfied with this job." , tall, and capable after work, why is it that he, Jiang Xiaocheng, keeps fighting with him every day?It's not fair!
"Are you satisfied with six thousand? If I give you fourteen thousand a month, you won't be able to live a happy life?"
Speaking of this, Jiang Xiaocheng is like a firecracker being lit, "What's the matter with six thousand? Six thousand is enough for me to spend. Who will give me fourteen thousand, will you give it? If you give it, I will live beautifully." Die, Dad likes to die alive and beautiful!"
He had already stood up from the chair and walked up behind Han Yang, slapping Han Yang's back with his bright right palm.The effect of force is reciprocal. After beating Han Yang, Jiang Xiaocheng felt that his palm was hot, numb and painful.
Han Yang, who put down the knife, turned around with a sullen face, grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's hands with one hand, pressed his neck with the other, and stabbed him into the vegetable washing sink next to him, "Little bastard, you can't stop pushing, eh How could Jiang Xiaocheng have as much strength as him, shaking his head and struggling under his big palm, the more Han Yang saw him struggling harder, he hated Jiang Xiaocheng for his hopeless appearance.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was finally let go, clutched his neck and scolded Han Yang, "You are so dangerous, you have a tyrannical factor active in your bones, and even your own child, Fa Xiaocheng, wants to kill you, you pervert!" The scolded dog blood Han Yang, who was drenched in the shower, flicked water on his face with a backhand, and the celery leaves were still stuck.
Jiang Xiaocheng had half an hour left to maintain his human appearance, Han Yang quickly fried two dishes, Jiang Xiaocheng finally calmed down for a while, holding his rice bowl as quietly as a chicken to pick vegetables, single-choice fried shredded pork in celery, honey Bell peppers in popped clams in sauce.
Han Yang: Jiang Xiaocheng is probably not the product of a close relative marriage...
After taking a shower, Han Yang finally changed into his pajamas and went to sleep. Jiang Xiaocheng, who was lying on the bed, was puzzled, why did he wear clothes to sleep?
He didn't even watch the strip show, this guy actually changed his clothes in the bathroom, and he took Jiang Xiaocheng too much as an outsider, he was angry because he didn't see the naked man today.
Han Yang who was lying on the bed seemed to dislike Jiang Xiaocheng a little bit.You have already transformed today, why are you still lying on my bed.But in the end, Jiang Xiaocheng acquiesced to share a pillow with him.
On Saturdays when he didn’t have to go to work, Han Yang didn’t wake up until after nine o’clock, and was forced out of the house by Jiang Xiaocheng’s meowing. The city where they lived since they were young seemed to have only winter and summer all year round. Jiang Xiaocheng, who has such a style, insisted that Han Yang take it out for shopping, and even wanted to eat fucking ice cream.
So, wearing a black leather jacket, riding a fan motorbike, the 1.9-meter-tall, cool-looking Han Yang appeared in the game hall where he and Jiang Xiaocheng often went to college with the little milk cat in his arms.
Red, green and green neon lights flashed in the dark hut, and there was the sound of crackling and clicking keys. A group of young men in their twenties saw the idiot-like Han Yang walking around with his little pet in his arms. Behind each game console, there is an ice cream sold at the entrance of the store in his hand to feed the cat.
This is what Jiang Xiaocheng discussed with him before he went out. It was a discussion rather than a threat. If he didn't buy him ice cream, he would scratch his ears with his paws. The most sensitive part of Han Yang's whole body was his ears.
Strolling outside, Jiang Xiaocheng went to the toilet in the restaurant where they were eating, and Han Yang had to guard him outside. After using the toilet, he became Jiang Xiaocheng himself. Fortunately, he went to the company yesterday I changed my clothes, otherwise I would have to run naked on the street today.
On the way home, Jiang Xiaocheng insisted on riding Han Yang's motorcycle, and asked Han Yang to sit behind him to experience the speed of the wind.
Jiang Xiaocheng: Riding on a motorcycle, I am the most beautiful boy on the street!
His fastest speed was [-] mph, and he screamed loudly when he passed the elevated highway. He had to let Han Yang in the back seat hug his waist, like a little wife.
Finally back in the community, Jiang Xiaocheng stepped on the brakes when passing by the open space, and walked towards his little cats.Today is the first time to meet the cats in their true colors.
Pulling on the light blue ripped jeans and squatting on the ground, looking at the kitten running away because he came over, Jiang Xiaocheng showed an extremely wretched smile. Standing outside the green belt, Han Yang leaned on the motorcycle, folded his arms and looked at the cat. Jiang Xiaocheng on the ground, from his angle, can only see Jiang Xiaocheng's upper body in a bright yellow sweater, tsk tsk, he is really too short.
"Run whatever you want, look at your cowardly looks."
Dabao and Erbao who were half a meter away from Jiang Xiaocheng meowed a few times, and Jiang Xiaocheng found that he could still understand cat language.What Dabao was talking about was how this person had the same voice as their elder brother.Erbao replied that this person is very strange.
"I am your elder brother~" Jiang Xiaocheng's tone was light and light.
"Meow~"
"Yes, that's me."
"Meow~" Huahua boldly crouched in front of him.
"Huahua, Dabao, Erbao, right? Where's Xiaowang?" He pointed to them and named them one by one.All the cats gathered in front of him, meowing non-stop.
"I've said it all, I'm not a cat." Jiang Xiaocheng plucked his ears.Xiao Wang, who had just finished shitting in the grass, came over, licked his paws, and sneezed towards Jiang Xiaocheng, the beard on both sides of his nose trembling up and down.
"Huh~" Jiang Xiaocheng stood up, "I don't understand what I tell you, so let's forget about it." He crossed the low green belt and left on Han Yang's motorcycle.
That night, Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a cat, started to have diarrhea. He jumped down from Han Yang's bed again and again to find the litter box outside.
"It doesn't taste good if you have milk, you have to suck it. If you still eat ice cream, you regret it." Han Yang made a bowl of hot milk for the little milk cat, and asked Jiang Xiaocheng to drink it while it was still hot.
He originally wanted to take him to the hospital, but was scratched away by Jiang Xiaocheng's paw, telling Han Yang to go to work quickly, so as not to delay the [-] monthly salary.Han Yang was annoyed by him and left the house with a smile.
Saving a cat's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda
However, since the diarrhea started, Jiang Xiaocheng became unwilling to move, and he couldn't eat the delicious food Zhang Yuan made for him at noon, and the diarrhea process was going on all the time.
After pulling for a long time, Jiang Xiaocheng felt that if he pulled again, he would pull out the cat's intestines.After two days of living a life that was worse than death, Jiang Xiaocheng was finally sent to the pet hospital by Han Yang.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who had diarrhea, loss of appetite, and constant sneezing, was diagnosed by the veterinarian as viral rhinobronchitis. Han Yang looked at Jiang Xiaocheng shrunk into a small ball, feeling distressed, thinking that he would never let this little ancestor do whatever he wanted.
"If you don't pay attention, it will cause pneumonia or stomatitis." The veterinarian in a white coat, wearing a light blue mask, told Han Yang earnestly, "Clean the house frequently. Since you have pets, you have to be responsible for their lives and health." .”
"I see, doctor, when will he recover?" Han Yang picked up the little milk cat on the blanket.
"Take injections and medicine on time, take a bath every day, for a week. Don't have close contact with other cats, it will be contagious." The veterinarian took off his eyes and wrote the list, "But you can't take it away now, you have to be hospitalized."
"Uh, can I not be hospitalized?" Han Yang looked at Jiang Xiaocheng, who was sick in his arms, with worry, his ears drooped, and he had no vitality at all, and even his beards on both sides wished they could droop down.
"Why, will we still harm it? I said what's the matter with you, young man. You look tall and sensible. Why, are you worried about medical expenses now?" The veterinarian took off his mask aggressively.
"No, doctor, that's not what I meant..." Han Yang quickly explained that he was afraid that Jiang Xiaocheng would suddenly turn back into a human one day, which would make headlines in the city's news.
"Then what do you mean? Can you give him an injection? Do you know how to feed it..."
In the end, Han Yang was defeated, and Jiang Xiao, who was about to close his eyes, paid the hospitalization fee, followed the hospital nurse to find a cat litter with a better location, and then reluctantly put down the little thing in his arms .Looking at the sick cats who were also hospitalized in the small cages, Han Yang murmured in his heart, didn't he not allow contact with the cats.
At nine o'clock this morning, Jiang Xiaocheng has already turned into a deaf person, at least today is not in danger.But in the following week, what if Jiang Xiaocheng happens to turn back into a human being one day and is bumped into? Han Yangqi frowned and went home.
Usually Jiang Xiaocheng can meow to him a few times at home, although he can't understand it, but it is very lifelike, the ancestor suddenly disappeared at home, Han Yang is not used to it.I'm still a little worried about his illness, and the hospital didn't reassure him, so I always feel that something is weird.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was "abandoned" in the pet hospital, was very unhappy. He was used to lounging on Han Yang's big bed, and now his residence suddenly turned into a small space with three acres of land. Well, Han Yang paid him a small five thousand, and it hurt him to see it. It was too worthless to spend so much money for such a little space. Jiang Xiaocheng, who was nestled in a small house, was very aggrieved.
In the evening, the little nurse with a row of needle tubes came over with high heels, and rudely pulled out the cat who was as sick as him, and found the place where the injection needed to be done. He raised his head and let out a shrill scream, and the other sick cats also echoed. For a while, the room was in chaos.
The little nurse who finished the injection hurriedly stuffed the cat back into the den, and yelled at the other cats in the room, "What are they called! A bunch of little beasts!" After speaking, she went to give the sick cat next to her an injection.
Jiang Xiaocheng was frightened by the nurse's rudeness. Damn it turned out to be a black shop. Is this treating cats? This is simply cruelty to small animals!
He couldn't stand this anger, he must let Han Yang pick him up tomorrow, and expose this black-hearted hospital.
For the last injection, it was Jiang Xiaocheng's turn, and the other sick cats who had received the injection all fell silent. Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the cat opposite him, who had already closed his eyes and was sleeping, feeling deeply that something was wrong.
The little nurse's claws had pulled him out, and he was caught off guard, and the needle had already plunged into Jiang Xiaocheng's flesh.
"Damn, it really hurts." A paw greeted her on the back of her hand. After being scratched by him, the woman immediately pulled her hand away. Jiang Xiaocheng grinned his teeth in pain. These are all black-hearted doctors and black-hearted nurses. The pain was so painful that he screamed.
The nurse who withdrew her hand continued to hold the needle and pushed the remaining medicine into Jiang Xiaocheng's body. Jiang Xiaocheng lost the ability to resist because of the pain in his flesh.In the drowsiness, I heard the woman swearing and walking away with the tray.
At seven o'clock the next morning, Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a human, walked quietly in the corridor of the pet hospital. After some observation, the nurses on the night shift had already gone to rest. Even the system is not perfect, but it is just convenient for him to move.
Slipping into the office at the end of the corridor, the door opened with a click, and Jiang Xiaocheng walked in lightly. This should be a doctor's office, but the door was not even locked.
Turning on the computer on the desk, fortunately there is no password, Jiang Xiaocheng sang in his heart that the two of them switched to the Internet, and logged into his account to send a message to Han Yang.Before shutting down, he cleared his login traces, so he can't be exposed now, he has to kill cats and take this black-hearted pet hospital.
Han Yang came to see him after work in the afternoon and brought his tablet.It was another nurse who led Han Yang in to see the cat, and he was impatient when the animal went out after bringing him in. He was not at all devoted to his job, and he didn't have the consciousness of regarding customers as God.
"Yangzi, this is a black shop!!" Jiang Xiaocheng bumped his fleshy pad on the flat screen.Han Yang observed Jiang Xiaocheng's state, he seemed to be sick.
"Black shop? What happened to them?" Han Yang lowered his voice.
"I think there is something wrong with the injections they gave these sick cats." Jiang Xiaocheng felt dizzy after the injections yesterday, and fell asleep after a while, and woke up before turning back into a human this morning.
Han Yang looked at the tablet with complicated eyes, picked up Jiang Xiaocheng and was about to go out, when the cat's paw in his arms grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~" He can't go!
Finally, Han Yang left the pet hospital with a dark face, and when he walked to the front desk, he took a hard look at the nurses who were chatting at the front desk.
Jiang Xiaocheng will not leave, he has no conclusive evidence to expose this black-hearted hospital, he needs to formulate a plan, obtain enough materials, and push it to this black-hearted workshop.
In the evening, yesterday's nurse came in again with a tray, followed by another nurse.When it was the third cat's turn to get the injection, Jiang Xiaocheng heard the conversation between them.
"This one, someone will come to see it tomorrow and pass me the stimulant."
The woman carrying the tray handed the squatting woman a tube of injection, "Sister, you won't see anything, will you?"
"What can you tell from this?" The squatting woman skillfully pushed the potion into the orange cat's body, and then stuffed the cat back like yesterday.
"I'll ask for leave tomorrow. Remember, except for the stimulants on the [-]rd and [-]th, all the others are sleeping pills." The nurse who gave the injection blessed the nurse who was carrying the tray.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was startled by the conversation between the two, wrapped his little quilt tightly.
Oh my god, you really are unscrupulous, you actually pretended that the cats were cured by taking stimulants, and gave them sleeping pills, no wonder the cats here are so quiet, I don’t know how many injections they have already given.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a human at five o'clock in the morning, slipped into the office again, and went online to inform Han Yang to come to see him, and bring some "good things" along the way.Then he found a toilet to defecate. This time, he really counted as "cat disease". He didn't feel it when he slept at night. , Let him feel that the food is very delicious.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who came out of the toilet, walked out along the gate of the hospital. At this time, the breakfast stand selling soy milk and fried dough sticks should come out, so he wanted to enjoy it.He was still wearing the clothes that Han Yang took him out to play, and after searching all over his body, there was only the ten yuan bill in the pocket of the sweater, which was enough for a breakfast.
After breakfast, I took a stroll outside again. After he turned back into a cat in the corner, he climbed back to the cat room on the third floor along the drainage pipe of the hospital. The sick cats in the room were still sleeping. The cat on the other hand was barking its teeth and claws and howling, as if in heat.
"Hey, brother, hold back, I will definitely rescue you." Jiang Xiaocheng meowed at Cat No. [-] in a deep tone, but the excited cat ignored him.In the morning, the howling cat No. [-] was carried out by the nurse on duty, and after a while, it was carried back and stuffed into the cat's litter box. The cat seemed to have exhausted all its strength and screamed weakly.
Han Yang came to see Jiang Xiaocheng at noon. When he left, he took out two things from his pocket, put them behind Jiang Xiaocheng, covered him with his quilt, and fed him two pills before leaving while the nurse was away.
In the evening, the nurse on the tray yesterday was really going to give them an injection, so Jiang Xiaocheng pressed the recording pen that had already been placed.
"Give me the stimulant for No. [-] and leave tomorrow, so no one can see it."
"Then what if the cat gets sick again?"
"You are stupid, of course we make money when you get sick again." After speaking, Jiang Xiaocheng yelled in a malicious way, and the two nurses who called him almost yelled out.
In the evening, Jiang Xiaocheng took the USB flash drive that Han Yang gave him to find the monitoring room that he had discovered in advance, copied the pictures of those nurses being rude to these sick cats in the past few days, and ran out of the hospital quickly after finishing everything, sitting in the hospital. Get on Han Yang's locomotive, which is already waiting outside, and slip away.
Tomorrow, they will give these things to the police to save those sick cats who are still in dire straits.
Jiang Xiaocheng's "cat disease" was treated in another pet hospital. Han Yang reported the information they got to the Public Security Bureau, and the pet hospital was quickly closed down. Those cats that were given sleeping pills and stimulants were taken by their owners. Let's go, the main person in charge of the hospital and related personnel were detained according to law until this sensational "black heart hospital cat abuse incident" was investigated.
Han Yang carried Jiang Xiaocheng who had been cured back home, and the little milk cat in his arms came back to life, jumped out of his arms and ran into the toilet next to him, and turned back into a human when he came out.Han Yang was almost getting used to the rhythm of his back and forth, and the two of them took the medicine they were going to take and walked on the street.
"I think I'm full of energy now." Jiang Xiaocheng walked in front of Han Yang. The hospital was a bit far from their home. Han Yang took a taxi to pick him up today, and they had to go to the intersection ahead to take a taxi .
"Hey, yes! I still feel like that blah, blah, little devil fairy... ah..."
"careful!"
The motorcycle "flying" at extreme speed brushed Jiang Xiaocheng's face, and Han Yang hugged him tightly in time, avoiding a tragedy in a blink of an eye.
Jiang Xiaocheng's head was held tightly by Han Yang, and he was so stuffed in his arms that he couldn't breathe.
"I think you have lived enough." Han Yang let go of the person in his arms, and stared at him through gritted teeth.
"Hey, hey, isn't this yours?" His current heartbeat is estimated to be two hundred times a second, and his chest is full of thumping sounds.
"Wow, woof, woof," the two turned their heads to look at the sidewalk. An old lady was holding a dog and looking at them like a monster, and she was yelling at them.
Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the bodies of the two of them who were still hugging each other, "Yangzi, I seem to... misunderstood us."
Han Yang let him go with a cold face and walked forward.Jiang Xiaocheng chased after him with a playful laugh, and grabbed Han Yang's big hand to provoke him, "Are you still afraid of being misunderstood, huh? Boyfriend..."
The weather is getting colder and colder, and the last leaf on the road is blown away by the cold wind, and I don't know where it is blowing.
You know, I don't have a key?
Strange to say, the two of Jiang Xiaocheng returned home, and he didn't turn back into a cat until the evening.Han Yang put his big palm on the top of his head, saying that his bones are really strange, and it would be a pity not to go to Wutai Mountain to practice.
After that, Jiang Xiaocheng changed back inexplicably, and never changed back to a cat.He and Han Yang's house turned back to the house that was occupied that night.
Zhang Yuan, who was at the opposite door, came a few more times. Seeing Jiang Xiaocheng at home, he didn't stay long, and asked Han Yang where his cat had gone.
Jiang Xiaocheng defined his experience of becoming a cat as God's great love for him, because of this, he saved half a month from going to work, although, after returning, his work became more.
The night before I worked overtime until 10 o'clock and didn't go home. I woke up this morning and was already late. I took Han Yang to the company on a motorcycle. The crowd of office workers and students on the road had dispersed, and the journey was smooth , Han Yang sent him there in only [-] minutes on a motorcycle.Before he had time to eat breakfast, Jiang Xiaocheng got out of the car and ran into the company, not even having time to say goodbye to Han Yang.
The case that was suppressed on the National Day of the [-]th was pushed to Xiaojiang's work, and now it is returned to Jiang Xiaocheng by Juejue Shitai. He ran from his office to the team leader's office to ask for requirements, and then went to the printing room downstairs to print. Jiang Xiaocheng didn't have time to rest at noon, he ran up and down for a day, Xiao Jiang pushed his glasses and tried to help him, but he couldn't help him, it was too messy.
Leaving the company with his tired body, Jiang Xiaocheng thought about what he had eaten today. It seemed that there was only a piece of red bean cake given to him by his colleagues. Driving home, the road was still blocked, and the Didi driver scolded his mother all the way and finally sent him home.
He originally thought that he would be able to eat the meals Han Yang cooked for him when he got home. During this period of time, Han Yang's cooking skills have improved a lot, perhaps because he had no foundation before, and the leap from zero to [-] is obvious.In the end, after knocking on the door for a while, Han Yang, who was not working overtime, opened the door for him from the inside.
He took out his phone, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, and Han Yang hadn't come back yet?
"Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable..." The girl on the phone gently reminded him that Han Yang didn't answer his call.
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't have the habit of bringing keys, so he had to call Han Yang over and over again while waiting in the corridor.In order to be cool when he went out in the morning, he wore a short sleeve with an exaggerated logo printed on it. Now, under the greeting of the evening breeze in October, Jiang Xiaocheng was sitting in the old corridor shivering.
Twenty or ten minutes later, I heard the sound of a motorcycle engine downstairs.After a while, a cheerful female voice came up with heavy footsteps.
"Then...you agree...we..." Zhang Yuan followed Han Yang to the stairs on the sixth floor, Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the "dog man and woman" in front of him with a gloomy face, Zhang Yuan was also frightened by Jiang Xiaocheng's sudden appearance With a jump, the conversation between her and Han Yang was stopped.
It was at such a critical moment again.
"Yangzi, do you know that I don't have the habit of carrying keys?" Jiang Xiaocheng asked Han Yang with a half-smile.
"Forget, I'll open the door." Han Yang is still dressed in black today, with shirts and trousers, broad shoulders and long legs. Under the light, it became more and more obvious that his whole body was not in good spirits, and his facial features were also made more three-dimensional by the light.
Listening to his voice, Zhang Yuan felt that this man was actually very sexy.
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