black cat

Hired a thief?He quickly checked, and there was nothing missing from the house. Could it be that the thief was hungry and left after seeing that there was nothing valuable in his house...

Han Yang's movement woke up Jiang Xiaocheng who was on the bed, sat up with a meow, and wanted to rub his eyes with his hands.The paw is on the face, hey, why is it with hair, why did he change back again? !

"Meow~" Yoko~

"Xiao Cheng, a thief has been recruited at home."

It seemed that it was not a dream, Jiang Xiaocheng tapped the tablet on the bed with his paw, and Han Yang opened it for him.

"Last night, I seemed to have changed back." A series of exclamation marks.

"So, you ate the instant noodles?"

Jiang Xiaocheng nodded the cat's head.

"Tsk, then why did you change back again?"

"Meow meow meow" how do I know!

Jiang Xiaocheng typed on the tablet again, "Then did you have any other impressions last night?"

Han Yang shook his head, and the little milk cat typed again to tell him to go to work quickly.

As long as there is no impression, his secret is still a secret after all.

Han Yang didn't ask in detail, and before leaving, he told him not to fight anymore, and closed the door to go to work.

It was only then that Jiang Xiaocheng suddenly realized, why didn't he turn back into a human today and finish off those idiots!

The best among cats, the dragon and phoenix among people~

Jiang Xiaocheng couldn't understand why he could change from a human to a cat and back to a human in a short time at night. Could it be that his ancestors had cat blood?

Crawling out of the bed, seeing Han Yang's shirt he was wearing secretly last night, he flicked his tail to find something to eat.

In fact, becoming a cat is also beneficial. You don’t have to get up early or go to work. Han Yang has already asked him for leave. If the company fires him, he believes that with Han Yang’s strength, he can still raise his cat. .

It's just that when he is like this, when will he be a head? He can't live in the form of a cat for the rest of his life.

Before Han Yang left, he mixed cat food for him, and Jiang Xiaocheng disliked it, thinking that he should eat some human food.

He sniffed the scent with his nose, all his previous thoughts were thrown out of his head, and he licked the small bowl clean.The cat food is made of milk powder, which is sweet and very suitable for Jiang Xiaocheng's taste.

After lazily basking in the sun enough, he went down from the window last time, preparing for his final battle. If he didn't succeed this time, he would send Han Yang to drive the wild cats away.

Dragging the catwalk to the open space, there was a ferocious-looking yellow dog next to the bench three meters away. Like Jiang Xiaocheng, it stared intently at the group of wild cats scratching each other in the open space.

God helped me, Jiang Xiaocheng licked the white hair on his mouth, and walked towards the yellow dog.

The yellow dog was startled by the little milk cat who came over, bared its teeth and barked twice, "Little cat, do you know who I am? How dare you come to Brother Niu?"

"Hey, big brother, don't pretend to be a kid." Jiang Xiaocheng didn't expect that he could understand the dog's language. Once he heard the big dog speak, he knew that his IQ was not high.

"Hey, you little brat, who the hell are you with? You're here..."

"Who else, of course with you."

The big yellow dog didn't expect that this weak kitten was not afraid of him at all. Is it because your little milk cat is gone, or is my dog ​​brother unable to hold a knife?I have a bad temper.

Jiang Xiaocheng saw this big dog with well-developed limbs and a simple mind was about to get angry, flicked his tail, and started to get close to it wittyly.

"Brother Dog, I was just joking just now. I have admired your name for a long time, and you have admired your name for a long time." He was humble and flattered.

Only then did the big yellow dog show a satisfied dog face, "You're a smart boy, tell me, if you have something to ask me, brother."

Jiang Xiaocheng smiled, thinking what kind of dog this is, why is it still emphasized by the underworld in Northeast China, you thought it was filming "Young and Dangerous Boys".

"Ah, yes, Brother Gou, you are too smart. I just have something to ask you, little brother." Jiang Xiaocheng admired himself so much. It is difficult to communicate with people, but it is so cool to communicate with animals.

"Come on, brother, tell me about it, Sareng will solve it for you." The big yellow dog wagged its tail and called Jiang Xiaocheng, the cat, brothers.

"Look, brother, those silly cats over there, they know how to find food in the trash can every day, and they have occupied this open space for a long time, I think they are very annoying."

"Uh, well, you also have conflicts between cats and cats?"

"Of course, Freud once said, where there are cats, there is war."

"Who is Fole Yide?" The big yellow dog was very curious, why did this little brother always speak strangely.

"Oh, big... brother dog, Lao Niu, just say, can you help my brother?" Jiang Xiaocheng looked like a social person, and he would dare to go to the streets to collect protection money if he hadn't been given a knife. .

"Help, didn't I tell you everything, Sa Leng will settle the matter for you, it's silly."

Lao Niu was very loyal and wanted to rush to those cats. In fact, he had been displeased with those cats for a long time. Because the cats bullied the dogs so much that he had no place to pee, and was restricted by his master to walk around the circle. child time.

This time some cats were in cahoots with him, and he had to take all these cats out of the litter.

Jiang Xiaocheng said cheer up and squatted on the spot to watch the good show, ready to reap the benefits of the fisherman. After cleaning up the group of silly cats, and surrounded by many "good brothers", he almost admired himself to death.

Jiang Xiaocheng, Jiang Xiaocheng, if Han Yang is not with you in the future, it must be because he is blind.

The old cow is not a fuel-efficient dog, barking and rushing over, like a dog biting a chicken, he took the king of cats in his mouth, and killed the king with all his strength, and the other wild cats were scared to pee, meow The wimpy meow struggled.

"Brother Niu, we have no grievances in the past, and we have no grievances in recent days. Why did you suddenly come looking for trouble?" Er Baohu meowed, lacking in momentum.

"Wow woof woof" the old cow was biting the king, and they couldn't understand what he meant.

The king has been emboldened, his neck and upper body are bitten by the big yellow dog's fierce fangs, and his posture is getting tighter and tighter. He can't even utter a word, and his four legs are limp. die.

Jiang Xiaocheng walked to the "dispute scene" leisurely, "I called Lao Niu here, what's the matter, aren't you playing tricks on me, then I don't need to talk about fairness and openness."

"You..." The impulsive Erbao was about to scratch Jiang Xiaocheng who was facing him with his sharp claws.

"If you dare to scratch your grandfather and me, I will guarantee him," Jiang Xiaocheng pointed his paw at the "dead" king in the old cow's mouth. "I guarantee that he will die in front of you immediately."

"No!" the white cat Huahua called weakly.

Jiang Xiaocheng didn't look at them, turned his face and said to the big yellow dog, "Lao Niu, if they return this territory to our brothers today, the cat in their mouth, you will let him go. If you don't return it..." He said nothing Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Dabao.

"We'll pay it back, we'll pay it back, why don't we give it to you?"

"Hmph, remember, it's not giving up, it's paying back." If Jiang Xiaocheng was alone at the moment, then the smile on his face would probably be more wretched than Huang Shiren who squeezed the labor force of farmers.

The situation quickly changed. The cats wanted to save the king, promised to give up the land, and never intentionally disturbed the rules set by the two parties.

Jiang Xiaocheng threatened again and again that Lao Niu's mouth was going to be sour, and the king almost fell out of his mouth.Only when Jiang Xiaocheng whetted Dabao's appetite did he let Lao Niu put Dawang down.

The king who was put on the ground lay motionless and pretended to be dead. The fur on his back was wet with the old cow's saliva, and the old cow had a lot of cat hair in his mouth. The moving king stood up again in fright.

Jiang Xiaocheng proudly stood in a row with Lao Niu, "From today on, this territory is ours, you guys, go wherever you like, do you hear me?"

A few wild cats answered dejectedly that they knew, and turned around to find a garbage dump to settle down, but Jiang Xiaocheng stopped them again.

"You have another way to choose."

The four cats tilted their heads and looked at him, wondering what kind of medicine Jiang Xiaocheng was selling in the gourd.

"Fuck with me."

"..."

Han Yang came back late today and arrived home after eight o'clock. When he opened the door, the room was empty, and Jiang Xiaocheng didn't even leave a cat hair.Zhang Yuan at the opposite door seemed to have been waiting for him. After he opened the door, Zhang Yuan at the opposite door opened the door and came out.

"Brother Han, did you just get off work?"

"Well, did you see Xiaocheng?"

"Which Xiaocheng? Your cat?"

"right"

"Ah? It didn't come back to your house. I saw it when I was feeding it at noon. I didn't watch it afterwards. I thought it came back to your house."

"That's all right, I'll look for it myself." Han Yang said he was about to go downstairs to look for the cat, and Zhang Yuan wanted to follow, but he refused on the grounds that it was easy to find.Zhang Yuan had no choice but to close the door in embarrassment.

Before Han Yang reached the third floor, Jiang Xiaocheng jumped in front of him and let out a "meow", which sounded very happy.

"Why, won the fight? Meicheng like that?" The more Han Yang looked at it, the more interesting it was for Jiang Xiaocheng to become a cat. He didn't seem to be afraid of cats anymore, at least he wasn't afraid of Jiang Xiaocheng.

After opening the door to go home, Han Yang saw the scattered cat food particles on the floor.

"Jiang Xiaocheng, what have you done?" He really convinced his ancestor, he finally thought he was a good boy today, so he was here waiting for him.

"Meow meow meow~" The voice was mellow and twisted, like Han Yang acting like a spoiled child.

After resigning to fate to clean up the mess, I realized that all the cat food in the house was gone, even the cat food bag disappeared.He was afraid that Jiang Xiaocheng would be hungry, so he put the cat food on the ground, so that one day Jiang Xiaocheng was hungry, so he could eat some alive.

"Where's the cat food?" Han Yang asked the cat squatting at his feet.

"Meow meow meow meow meow~" Han Yang looked for his tablet again.

"Yangzi, it's a long story."

"Then make a long story short."

"I gave the cat food to the wild cats in the community."

"Those wild cats who bullied you?"

"Oh, they are my younger brothers now, and I have tidied them up so well."

Han Yang carried Jiang Xiaocheng with one hand to the height of his line of sight, and smiled sinisterly at Jiang Xiaocheng who was hanging in the air.

Hey, Yang Zi is so scary, could he be angry because I finished the cat food?

Jiang Xiaocheng was muttering in his heart, looking at Han Yang with dripping blue eyes. He was wearing another black shirt, which made the already tall Han Yang look even taller, handsome, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, and his temperament was much colder and deeper. .It's pretty scary to watch.

"Meow meow meow~" Can't be so stingy~

Han Yang stared at him and laughed for a long time without saying a word, then put Jiang Xiaocheng back on the table, and patted his head.Only then did he speak, "Jiang Xiaocheng, are you addicted to being a cat? You're so embarrassing."

Jiang Xiaocheng, who is so beautiful that he can't find it when he praises it, re-typed, "That's right, my name is Jingye. To be a cat, you must be the best among cats and the dragon and phoenix among people."

"You're still a dragon and a phoenix like this, let's stop eating." Han Yang heated up the food he bought from outside and prepared to eat.

Jiang Xiaocheng thought that he would change back tonight, so he went directly to Han Yang's bed to sleep, regardless of whether Han Yang was afraid of him or not.

"I said, why don't you go back to your own room to sleep?" He had to torment him.

"Meow meow meow~" I am willing, it's up to you.

Han Yang also refused to let him type, and stuck his cat's head into the soft quilt. His brain hurts from looking at the computer during the day, and his eyes are dizzy and full of numbers and percentages.

Jiang Xiaocheng watched Han Yang take off his whole coat, shirt and trousers, he was tall and had long legs, and he was handsome, so, what, he was bigger than a bird.Why is he only 1.7 meters tall!

Han Yang didn't know the twists and turns in Jiang Xiaomao's heart. He was lying on the bed with only black boxers wrapped around his big brother, and Jiang Xiaocheng rolled shamelessly into his arms and rubbed against him.Han Yang pushed him out for the first time, and he rolled in consciously. In the end, Han Yang had no choice but to give up and let the ancestor torment.

He didn't change back yesterday?

When Han Yang got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he saw Jiang Xiaocheng lying in his arms with his forehead against his chest, and his body, which was more than 20 centimeters shorter than him, curled up in his bed, which made Han Yang's heart soften.

Jiang Xiaocheng hasn't woken up yet, the dark circles under his eyes from always staying up late playing games have disappeared, maybe it's because he's always napping these days.Taking advantage of the light from the moonlight outside the window, he looked at Jiang Xiaocheng's facial features.

In fact, Jiang Xiaocheng is very like a little girl. He told Jiang Xiaocheng when he was a child, but Jiang Xiaocheng sued his mother in a blink of an eye, and said that he robbed his pocket money, so that Han Yang was almost beaten by his father.

Han Yang is one year older than Jiang Xiaocheng, and Jiang Xiaocheng started school a year later than him. Unfortunately, Han Yang got chickenpox in the third grade, and then he kept having a low-grade fever. He was sick for more than half a year, and his studies also fell behind.

But the content of the third grade is nothing more than simple multiplication and division. He was not bad at learning, but it was because of Jiang Xiaocheng.

The mothers of their two families are best friends, as good as a piece of rice cake.After getting married, the two families moved into the house together. Jiang Xiaocheng was one year younger than Han Yang, and followed his Yang Yang brother every day as a follower.

Han Yang got chickenpox and couldn't infect him who had never had chickenpox. The two of them were separated. Jiang Xiaocheng stood at the door of Han Yang's house, crying, and asked Brother Yangyang to come out to play with him. He could bring his snacks and cars. They were all given to Brother Yangyang to play, but Han Yang never left the house, and was coaxed away by Jiang Xiaocheng's father in the end.

Jiang Xiaocheng was crying outside, and Han Yang, who was full of chickenpox, was crying inside. The two adults seemed to have beaten the mandarin ducks with sticks, and they became villains who broke up the predestined people.

It's really dumbfounding.When Han Yang recovered from his illness, he immediately went to the opposite door to find Jiang Xiaocheng with the yogurt he bought when his uncle came to see him.

At that time, Jiang Xiaocheng hadn't seen Han Yang for about three months. He was digging sand with a small shovel and his classmate Maodou. Han Yang left the yogurt at Jiang Xiaocheng's house, and ran out to find his Cheng Cheng. Brother, I saw Jiang Xiaocheng and his new playmate having a great time outside the community.

Children are not like adults. Han Yang walked up to Jiang Xiaocheng and asked him bluntly, "Chengcheng, are you not playing with me anymore?"

Jiang Xiaocheng, who was digging the sand with his head down, raised his head and looked at him in a daze, "Brother Yangyang?"

Han Yang thought to himself, you have new friends, why are you still calling my brother, I won't play with you anymore.He turned around and left, leaving Jiang Xiaocheng and Maodou, the second-grade elementary school students who were still in a daze.

He returned home angrily, turned on the TV to watch the DVD that his mother bought for him, waited for a long time, but did not hear Jiang Xiaoxiang coming over and actively knocking on the door of his house as before.It's all about the chickenpox!

Jiang Xiaocheng, who came home after playing until dark, saw the yogurt on the coffee table at home, opened a bottle of yogurt and drank it, and the mother who came to cook said it was given to you by your brother Yangyang. He said thank you.

Only then did Jiang Xiaocheng remember, and went to knock on the door of his brother Yangyang's house with the yogurt in his arms.

He was led into the house by Han Yang's father, Han Yang was still watching TV on the sofa, and when he saw Jiang Xiaocheng coming, he ignored him, clearly holding his breath.

"Brother Yangyang, why are you ignoring me?" Jiang Xiaocheng was still sucking the yogurt Han Yang gave him.

Han Yang saw that the yogurt he had finally endured was drank by this little traitor who had already "betrayed" him, stood up from the sofa, and knocked out the yogurt in Jiang Xiaocheng's hand.

The plastic bottle fell on the ground, but it didn't spill out because of the seal.Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the vicious brother Yangyang, then at the yogurt bottle on the ground, and burst into tears.

Han Yang watched Jiang Xiaocheng cry, and then cried with grievance.The two monkey children successfully attracted Han Yang's parents, and finally found out the reason after hugging and coaxing them.

Jiang Xiaocheng came to Han Yang with his mother's newly bought yogurt the next day, so he understood the matter.

Han Yang doesn't want to go to the third grade anymore, he insists on going down to the same class as Jiang Xiaocheng, saying that only in this way will his younger brother Chengcheng not be abducted by other friends.

Jiang Xiaocheng stood in line next to it, that's it.

From then on, Han Yang began to be in the same class as Jiang Xiaocheng. More than half of Jiang Xiaocheng's homework had to be written by him, and it wasn't that Jiang Xiaocheng coerced him. Cry, the eye sockets are too shallow.

Originally, Han Yang's parents were worried that he would become unhealthy due to the disease. Since then, Han Yang's meals have been increased. Finally, the hard work paid off, and he grew into a tall man of more than 1.9 meters.

On the other hand, Jiang Xiaocheng has a share of everything that Han Yang eats, but his height of 1.7 meters is set in high school, and he has never grown taller.

In terms of heredity, his parents are not short either. For this reason, Jiang Xiaocheng once doubted the blood relationship between him and his parents, and was finally replied by his father with the reason of buying washing powder as a gift...

At this moment, Jiang Xiaocheng's thick and slightly curly eyelashes fluttered quietly over his eyes, his brows were soft, and his lips were ruddy. Han Yang's stomach tightened when he saw it, and he quickly closed his mind and got out of bed quietly.

Be sober, he is the brother who grew up with you.

After putting the water on, I felt the heat on my body go down a little. I went back to the bed and lay down slowly. I leaned against Jiang Xiaocheng as lightly as possible, and put my big hand on Jiang Xiaocheng's waist. It felt delicate. Jiang Xiaocheng, like him, only wore the bottom In shorts, Han Yang didn't dare to move any more. He silently recited the core values ​​of socialism while turning his back to Jiang Xiaocheng who was curled up.

When Han Yang woke up the next day, he felt that something was wrong, his bottom was hard.Looking at Jiang Xiaocheng next to the pillow, he has changed back to Jiang Xiaomiao.Turn over and get out of bed to go to the toilet to solve physical problems, and come out to change clothes after washing.

Jiang Xiaomiao, who had already been awakened by the big action, would squint her eyes and pretend to sleep, peeping at his handsome man and forcing Fa Xiao to change clothes.This abdominal muscle has clear grooves, this mermaid line penetrates deep into the bottom of the abdomen, this... um, look at this sharp side face, oh my god~ I couldn't hold back, and "meowed" out like a ****.

He hates it!Jiang Xiaocheng, can you be a little promising, you can't hold back just by changing your coat!

After Han Yang changed his clothes as steadily as Mount Tai, he turned around and looked at him who had squatted up, "Wake up."

"Meow~" I woke up early.

Han Yang drove Jiang Xiaocheng out for breakfast on the front of the motorcycle. When passing by Jiang Xiaocheng's "territory", Dabao and Erbao looked at their "big brother" who was hugged by Han Yang in the front seat.

It's really majestic, of course Jiang Xiaocheng also saw them, seeing the appearance of the "little brothers" succumbing to the five bodies he admired, his heart was full of joy, and he even pretended to be cold.

A group of cats who have never seen the world, scared you by riding a motorcycle?

Han Yang held Jiang Xiaocheng in his arms and finished breakfast at the breakfast shop at the gate of the community. Jiang Xiaocheng grabbed Han Yang's hand with his paws, meowing non-stop.

Han Yang looked around, everyone in the shop was lowering their heads and concentrating on eating their breakfast.Only then did he take out his mobile phone to type for Jiang Xiaocheng.

"Yangzi, my little brothers are very pitiful. You pack a few breakfasts. I will also fulfill my responsibility as a big brother."

Han Yang took back his mobile phone and said in a low voice, "You are a big brother, and you are quite caring."

"Meow~"

So, on the way back to the community, adults and children who went to work and school saw a kitten running away with a plastic bag of fried dough sticks and eggs in its mouth.

Dabao, Erbao and Xiaowang are both wild cats. Huahua originally had an owner, but her master got sick a few years ago and "knocked her out". The king's name has been changed to Xiaowang by Jiang Xiaocheng.

Several younger brothers gathered together to share the breakfast brought by Jiang Xiaocheng.For them, as long as it is edible, it is called food, even if those things come from the trash can.

Now that I saw real food, I couldn't believe it.In particular, the mother of Dabao and Erbao finally left because she ate expired bread in the garbage dump.

Jiang Xiaocheng lay paralyzed on the grass on one side, wagging his tail thinking why he didn't wake up in the middle of the night last night, and Han Yang didn't tell him today, could it be that he didn't change back yesterday?

Chicken King Contest

Yesterday, the cat food bought by Han Yang from the house was donated to the four night cats. I can't watch them continue to dig through the trash to find something to eat. After all, Jiang Xiaocheng is responsible for these little brothers.

Another blanket was dragged from my room today.

He dragged the heavy blanket from the closet to the balcony with his thin body, and then threw it down from the balcony. The old cow that received him underneath gave it to the four cats. He really admired his heroism and chivalrous heart.

"Brother, you are so kind to us." Er Bao rolled on the blanket and said fiercely, completely forgetting his dislike for Jiang Xiaocheng when he confronted Jiang Xiaocheng before.

Jiang Xiaocheng, who was also lying on the blanket, made a "cut", focusing on basking in the sun and taking a nap.Five lazy cats of different sizes and a strong big yellow dog are sleeping in harmony under the warm sun in early winter.

Han Yang got off work as usual today, and returned to their community on time at 06:30 in the evening. The chug of the cool black motorcycle attracted all the cats who had been lying on the soft blanket all day.The old cow had been taken home by his master, Jiang Xiaocheng heard the familiar sound of a motorcycle, stood up and walked out.

"I'm going home." Wagging his tail slightly, he stood by the side of the road, waiting for Han Yang's motorcycle to come and pick him up, too lazy to walk.Sure enough, the rumbling motorcycle stopped in front of the little milk cat. Han Yang got off the motorcycle and picked up Jiang kitten who was waiting for him.

Leaving aside a few cats looking towards them in the open space not far away, it seems that these are Jiang Xiaocheng's younger brothers.The motorcycle chugs away again, disappearing from the sight of the cats.

"Meow meow~"

"Meow Meow Meow"

"Meow Meow Meow"

so cool!

The lazy Jiang Xiaocheng, Han Yang's locomotive had already parked in the garage, and he was still lying on the front seat without moving.

"Ancestor, I'll carry you up." Han Yang really had nothing to do with him.

"Meow~" This is more or less the same.

After dinner, one person and one cat lay on the sofa to watch a variety show. Today is Saturday, and Jiang Xiaocheng's must-see variety comedy show every week is broadcasting on TV.On the sofa, beside Jiang Xiaocheng's two front paws, there is a big bag of cracked shrimp crackers and his tablet computer.

The TV show was in a funny place, Han Yang didn't watch TV very much, and Jiang Xiaocheng took him to watch it with him occasionally, but now his eyes staring at the screen were sucked in by a meow behind him.

"I didn't change back last night?" Jiang Xiaocheng typed on the tablet for him to read.

"I don't know, I fell asleep yesterday." Han Yang lied without guilt, as if it wasn't him who stared at someone's face and hugged him to sleep yesterday.

"That's okay, I woke up inexplicably the first two times, why didn't I wake up yesterday?" Jiang Xiaocheng wrote down his worries on the screen.

"Look, look at what happened tonight."

"..."

In the evening, after Han Yang took Jiang Xiaocheng to wash up, the time on the phone was [-]:[-].Jiang Xiaocheng took a look at his boss in the mirror while Han Yang was brushing his teeth. As expected of him, Jiang Xiaocheng turned into a cat, and he was simply uncommonly handsome.

It looks familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it.

Consciously jumping onto the bed, stepping on the quilt and getting into the bed, Jiang Xiaocheng acted like a gentleman, meowing a few times to call Han Yang to come and sleep.

He stared at Han Yang who had already undressed with his back turned to him, and stared at the body full of strength again, coughing, fortunately he is a cat now.

Han Yang seemed to have some plot, in such a cold night, he had to take off his clothes and sleep in only his underwear, and the pajamas that Jiang Xiaocheng bought with him were left in the closet to collect dust.She went to bed with slippers and slept with her back to Jiang Xiaocheng.

The neglected cat boss Jiang stretched out his paws unwillingly and scratched Han Yang's spine a few times, and successfully turned Han Yang around to sleep facing him.

"Tear, what are you doing?"

"Meow meow" look at me, I'm so cute~

A cat is a cat, and it will never change its sneak attack tactics behind its back.

"Close your eyes and go to sleep, hurry up." He gave an order to Jiang Xiaocheng who was looking at him. Han Yang has no bad habit of sleeping and playing with his mobile phone at night. His work, rest and living habits, in Jiang Xiaocheng's words, are references The life clock of village cadres in the 90s.

"Meow~" Young master, I have been asleep all day.

What's the meaning? "

"Meow~" Big idiot.

Han Yang didn't continue to entangle with him, closed his eyes to rest, turned around after a while, and once again turned his back to Jiang Xiaocheng who was still coveting Xiao Xiang's body and muscles.

Time ticked by, and nine o'clock arrived. Han Yang, who was sleeping with his back to Jiang Xiaocheng, felt that their only quilt was exposed. It must be that Jiang Xiaocheng had kicked the quilt again. The human-like Jiang Xiaocheng kissed mouth to mouth, no matter how fearless he was, suddenly there was another person on the bed, which really shocked him.

In particular, Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a human, stared at him with his eyes open.It's called Midnight Horror.

"You have changed back."

"Yangzi, I seem to know the law." Jiang Xiaocheng's eyes returned to his senses, and he grabbed one of Han Yang's arms under the blanket with both hands.

"What do you mean?"

"The time for me to change back to myself is advancing every day!" said the man in the dream.

"Yes, Xiaocheng."

This is the first time since Jiang Xiaocheng turned into a cat, the two of them spoke as a human being.

Jiang Xiaocheng, who turned back into a human, no longer needed to type with his paws and Han Yang, and grabbed Han Yang's charging cell phone next to it. It was a little past nine o'clock. He remembered that it was eleven o'clock in the evening when he woke up the night before, and he knew it well. There is indeed a pattern, and he will probably turn back into a human before nine o'clock tomorrow.

Turned over and got out of bed, ran out barefoot, and ran back to Han Yang's bed barefoot holding his mobile phone a minute later.

"Toss what"

"Chicken King Contest, I have to have a lot of fun today." Jiang Xiaocheng tapped his mobile phone, and the excitement of playing the game came up again. Han Yang didn't want to talk to him, turned on Jiang Xiaocheng's desk lamp, and closed his eyes to sleep .

The game needs to be logged in through a third-party software. Jiang Xiaocheng opened WeChat again, and swipe his hand to touch the top chat on WeChat. He saw a moving picture he sent to Han Yang, a kitten scratching and scratching on the glass, and suddenly realized!No wonder he looked familiar at the cat in the mirror, it turned out to be the same as the cat in the animation!

"F*ck..." Jiang Xiaocheng got excited, and waved his palm onto Han Yang's exposed arm. There was a loud "snap", and the skin on Han Yang's arm turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Jiang Xiaocheng" Han Yang's voice was cold when he was beaten, like ice cubes that were still steaming after they were taken out of the refrigerator.

"Oh, Yangzi, look." He risked being kicked off the bed by Han Yang and put the moving picture in front of Han Yang, "Look."

"I see your grandma has a leg." Han Yang managed to catch this little ancestor who was in heaven and earth and turned back into a human being. He had to clean up Jiang Xiaocheng, stretched his legs, and kicked Jiang Xiaocheng to the bedside, almost dying fall down.

"Why are you kicking me! I'll show you the picture!" Jiang Xiaocheng climbed back with his mobile phone, and pressed his whole body on Han Yang's body through the quilt.

"Isn't it just a cat, you still want to scare me?" Han Yang glanced at the moving picture, he was no longer afraid of this low-level intimidation method, only the big cat that was pressing on him now would occasionally have a sudden convulsion. scare him.

"Oh, no! Look at the point, the cat I turned into is exactly the same as the cat in the picture."

Only then did Han Yang take a closer look at the cat in the animation, and it was indeed the same cat.

"Well, let you send pictures to scare me again, you will be punished."

Han Yang laughed at Jiang Xiaocheng, and it seemed that Jiang Xiaocheng "deserved it" for becoming a cat.

It's all caused by low hands, Jiang Xiaocheng bombards him with pictures at every turn, without exception, they are all the cats that Han Yang fears the most.For this reason, Han Yang always blacklisted Jiang Xiaocheng, every time Jiang Xiaocheng used Han Yang's mobile phone to release him from the blacklist.

"Hey, I knew this earlier, so why bother?" Jiang Xiaocheng frowned, slipped back into the bed naked, thinking about what he would do in the future, he couldn't be a cat every day.

"Then how can I return to a normal person, the young master is enough to be a cat..."

In the next half an hour, Jiang Xiaocheng tried to send pictures to Han Yang again, Han Yang sent pictures to Jiang Xiaocheng, and both of them sent pictures to each other at the same time, but none of them prevented Jiang Xiaocheng from turning back into a cat.

"Hey, Yangzi, why don't you hit me with your motorcycle tomorrow?" Jiang Xiaocheng had to type on a pad until eleven o'clock, discussing using the method he saw on TV to transform himself back.

"You idiot, don't say that a motorcycle hits you, even if a bicycle hits you, you can just gameover and be stupefied." Seeing that Jiang Xiaocheng had such an idiotic idea, Han Yang pressed his cat's head with hatred.

The soul travel or rebirth in novels and TV dramas seems to be achieved by means of car accidents, but in real life, how could Han Yang, a socialist young man, do such crooked and unreliable things? , that is, Jiang Xiaocheng's chicken brain can believe in such a far-fetched method.

Rolling around in the narrow quilt, Jiang Xiaocheng lamented that it is not easy to be a human being, and it is also not easy to be a cat! !

We are not going to kindergarten today~

Hey, give up, there is a bicycle in this chapter, and it cannot be published.See you on Weibo, ID: Northern Grilled Cold Noodles.

product of consanguinity

Ever since Jiang Xiaocheng was released from Han Yang's hands that night, he didn't want to go out to find a group of cats. First, because life was too boring, and second, because he was afraid of Huahua's entanglement. He had already experienced the power of cats in heat.

This Friday, Jiang Xiaocheng calculated the time for him to turn back into a human.At five o'clock in the afternoon, maybe he should go back to the company.

Sure enough, Jiang Xiaocheng, who came back on time, took 5 minutes to take a bath, 5 minutes to get dressed and styled, took a taxi to go to the company, got off work at 10 o'clock, and rushed there in [-] minutes. He should still see his colleagues We also have that demon team leader.

He got out of the car and rushed to the company, but the security guard at the gate refused to let him in. The reason was that Jiang Xiaocheng didn't swipe his work card, and let Jiang Xiaocheng explain to him that he had already asked for leave, but the security guard holding the water cup by his waist was Don't let him in.Jiang Xiaocheng scolded his mother in his heart.

Squatting at the door of the company until a colleague on the same floor came out, Jiang Xiaocheng ran over to find an acquaintance. The man with glasses sitting next to him, Xiao Jiang, Jiang Xiaocheng grabbed him and dragged him aside.

"Xiao Jiang, did the teacher ask why I didn't come to work these days?"

"Brother Xiao Cheng, why did you come here? The teacher has scolded me twice."

Xiao Jiang pushed the 820-degree thick glasses on the bridge of his nose. The teacher is actually their menopausal team leader. They secretly nicknamed the perverted sadistic woman Miejue Shitai.

Jiang Xiaocheng hadn't come to the company for almost a working week, and Miejue Shitai put his work on Xiaojiang. When he finally finished it, the woman would scold him for not being serious and not professional.

"I, I have something to do." Jiang Xiaocheng scratched his head, then put his hands in his trouser pockets.

"Brother Xiaocheng, hurry up and come back. The teacher said after get off work yesterday that if you don't come again, your monthly salary will be deducted and you won't even want to work." Xiaojiang looked at him worriedly.

"Fuck, I, I really have something to do..." Jiang Xiaocheng stomped his right foot vigorously. He only has two hours a day to transform back into a human being. Let alone going to work, eating is hard work. He still doesn't know when he will be able to transform back into a human. What about my normal self, how come back!

Returning home dejectedly, Han Yang, who had left work by motorcycle, was already in the kitchen. He was learning to cook a little bit recently.

"It's all my fault for being cheap, sending pictures indiscriminately, it's all my fault for being an idiot, for not cherishing it..."

Jiang Xiaocheng walked into the kitchen with a mutter in his mouth, looked at Han Yang who was washing vegetables with his back facing him, and muttered non-stop.

"What fool are you doing, muttering