【Special episode 5 Wangxian fifty questions】

Jiaxi was puzzled: "You didn't hesitate to climb over the wall just to take advantage of the popularity of Qixi Festival?"

He Jiasi was angry: "What's so hot! It's really hot. We should be on the way to interview lotus cakes now! But Ai Dushu is still stuck at his grandma's house in the countryside! A place that doesn't even have milk tea! I haven't seen Nezha yet. ! What do you want me to do!"

Jiaxi had no choice but to ask again very seriously: "Okay, the task given to us by that system this time is to cross the boundary of the dimension wall, so you must not mess around, otherwise we may not be able to come back, listen Reached?"

We don't know what He Jiasi thinks and dare not ask, but she deceived the simple Jiaxi with her acting skills on the surface: "I know, my dear, how dare I risk your life, how stable and reliable I am A ghost of..."

Jiaxi didn't know whether she believed it or not, so she said coldly, "You better be."

"Then I must be! Alright, alright, once the teleportation array goes out, you will be in the dark, Jiaxi, follow me closely! We represent the spirit of the ghost world!"

Lan Wangji and his wife Wei Wuxian led a group of juniors from the Lan family to welcome out of Yunshen, and grandly received the two "Heavenly Officials" who came to reconcile Jiasi and Jiaxi.The envoys from the ghost world are friendly and lively, quite like a ghost king; everyone in the Lan family is respectful and polite, showing elegance and integrity.The meeting was held in a harmonious, serene and friendly atmosphere. Both sides expressed their common expectations for the peaceful development of the relationship between the two worlds and the creation of a beautiful human, ghost and immortal ecological chain, as well as their good wishes for in-depth academic exchanges.

The above is the official editorial news of "Moxiang System Bagua Weekly", in fact...

It was hard for He Jiasi to imagine how Wei Wuxian brainwashed the juniors of the Lan family. When they surrounded the mountain gate chattering, He Jiasi clearly heard "I don't have a green face and fangs are eight feet tall" "That's right, it looks normal ""It's not as scary as what Senior Wei said at all." "Senior Wei, you're scaring us again." Look." "Aren't these two girls, they look younger than us"...

Jiaxi stared blankly at Wei Wuxian, who was trying to shrink behind Lan Wangji to reduce his sense of presence: "..." She still underestimated Yiling Patriarch when she read the original work.

Lan Wangji moved Wei Wuxian behind him, and said softly, "You two must be guests from another world."

He Jiasi also pulled Jiaxi back, and smiled politely: "Yes, I, He Jiasi, this is my wife... the inner ghost Jiaxi. Breathing fire and thunderbolt are a bit difficult, and my mana is the water element of."

As she spoke, she clasped one with her free hand, and a transparent little dragon with the thickness of a wrist appeared out of thin air in front of the mountain gate, swimming slowly among the crowd, with its scales, horns, beard and tail being delicate. Even a pair of longan turns vividly.

Lan Jingyi couldn't help but reached out and touched it: "Wow! It's like ice! It's slippery and cool! Ah!"

Xiaolong suddenly turned into an ice tiger after being touched, and the ice tail flicked the face of the person who touched him.

Lan Sizhui said in surprise, "It will change!"

"I touch it too!"

He Jiasi simply condensed dozens of dragons and let them play with them.Then He·Remember·Jia·Wife-protecting·Si took a look at Wei·Childish·No·Want to Play·Xian, thought about not being too stingy in front of Lan Wangji, and gave Wei Wuxian two ice rabbits. Play.

Lan Wangji looked calm on the surface, but in fact looked slightly satisfied with one of the ice rabbits that Wei Wuxian was holding. There was obviously a stripe on his forehead, and he withdrew his cold but oppressive gaze: "This way please, both of you."

The two rabbits in Wei Wuxian's hands are unchanging, but they can run and jump like living things. Wei Wuxian couldn't put it down, and immediately forgot the rumors that he had spread two "visitors from the ghost world" before, curiously said : "Miss He, how did you do this? Can spiritual power be used in this way?"

He Jiasi thought for a while: "I'm afraid not. Yushui is the foundation, and mana is based on Yushui. If Hanguang-jun can condense other things, theoretically, he can use spiritual power to control the shape." In order to amuse Jiaxi was happy, but she spent a long time researching how to condense gadgets with power.As for why I say Hanguang-jun, it’s because Wei Wuxian’s golden core has already...

Wei Wuxian's expression was a bit regretful, but he was no longer regretful in an instant - after all, except for Lan Wangji, his interest in anyone or anything came and went faster, and he was having fun with the two ice rabbits, especially Frequently fiddled with the ribbon on the rabbit's forehead.

"The two girls came from afar. Uncle attaches great importance to them and is already waiting in the banquet hall."

He Jiasi tremblingly said: "...Thank you Mr. Lan for your kindness, but time is limited, so there is no need for this banquet..."

Wei Wuxian has experienced the food of Yun Shen’s unknown place. The clear soup lacks water, and the vegetarian dishes dominate. Everything is green and green, and the bark and grass roots are all kinds of medicinal materials. Every dish exudes a strange bitter taste. ... Gusu Lan's family education has always been terribly strict, they don't talk when they eat or sleep, even if the banquet has not started yet, no one speaks a word during the banquet.Except for those who just entered the hall who would greet and salute seniors in a low voice, almost no one spoke, let alone laughed.The same white clothes, the same white forehead with curly moiré patterns, the same solemn and even blank expression, as if they were all carved out of the same mold. …It is the habit of Gusu Lanshi to have soup before meals.The shape is a simple black pottery round cup, the palm can be supported and the hand feels smooth.Lifting off the small pottery cover, it turned out to be another pile of green and yellow vegetables, leaves, tree bark and grass roots.Just looking at it, Wei Wuxian's eyebrows trembled twice.After scooping up a spoonful and putting it into his mouth, even though he had already prepared himself mentally, he couldn't help but close his eyes and hold his forehead.It took a while before he recovered from the trance that had suffered a huge blow to his sense of taste, barely supporting his body with his elbows, and thought: "... If the ancestor of the Lan family is a monk, he must be an ascetic."

He Jiasi had just experienced His Royal Highness's cooking skills not long ago, and she really didn't want to chew on the turf. Besides, she really didn't feel that she could guarantee not to violate the four thousand Lan's family rules during the meal, so she hurriedly said: "Why don't we go to Cai A Hunan restaurant in Yizhen."

Wei Wuxian was very moved after hearing this proposal, and then Lan Wangji refused.Because it is not very polite to guests from other worlds who come from afar.

In the end, they found a quiet room in Yunshen to have a secret conversation, but it was not Wangxian's love nest.

"Then let's start! The first question, what are the two names?"

"Lan Zhan."

"Lan Zhan's husband, Wei Ying."

He Jiasi couldn't help but said, "Mr. Wei, please understand yourself correctly."

Wei Wuxian swayed his legs and said carelessly, "Ma'am, too!"

"What's your age?"

Lan Wangji was still pondering, Wei Wuxian had already smiled and asked, "Where's the girl?"

He Jiasi said confidently: "I am the youngest ghost king, just now!"

Wei Wuxian immediately applauded with dignity: "Amazing! Young and promising!"

Being interrupted by him like this, He Jiasi didn't bother to calculate the ages of Yun Shen's studies, the [-]th year of Ling Ling, and Mo Xuanyu's age: "The third question, what is your gender?"

"male."

"Female."

"..." He Jiasi said earnestly, "Young Master Wei, I know you said: If I could give birth, you would have given birth to you all day and night if you messed with me like this. Don't worry. , once Master Huacheng and Master He Island research out the Songzi Wan, I will wholesale a hundred and eighty pills for you."

Before Wei Wuxian could say anything, Lan Wangji said calmly, "Okay."

Wei Wuxian was dumbfounded, and He Jiasi felt secretly refreshed when he saw it: "Question four, how about your own personalities?"

Wei Wuxian pretended to think about it, and then said, "I don't think I have any shortcomings."

Lan Wangji frowned, as if he felt a little helpless at Wei Wuxian's arrogance, but his eyes were a little doting: "I don't dare to speak nonsense, but I don't violate morality, and follow the family precepts."

"How to evaluate the other party?"

Wei WuXian rushed to answer: "I'll come! HanGuang-Jun has a noble character! A gentleman is dignified! He is upright and courteous! The mountains look up! The ice is pure and the jade is clean! Everyone praises you! You bully frost like snow! You don't get dusty..."

He Jiasi interrupted blankly: "A few compliments are enough. The whole world knows that you are a good cabbage. What about Mr. Hanguang? How do you evaluate Mr. Wei's character?"

Lan Wangji said, "Okay."

Wei WuXian beamed with joy: "Second Brother, does that mean that there is nothing wrong with me?"

Lan Wangji stared at him for a few seconds, then said, "Yes."

He Jiasi said numbly: "Okay, as long as you are happy. The sixth autograph scene: When did the two meet? Where is it?"

Wei Wuxian did not answer the eaves of Yunshen's unknown place, but said affectionately: "I met Hanguang-jun in a dream a hundred generations ago."

Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian again, and said calmly, "Yes."

He Jiasi almost turned the table: "What is it? Zewu-jun is just a reader, Hanguang-jun, when did you become a repeater! Where is your bottom line?! Answer well! What was your first impression of each other?"

Wei Wuxian calmed down after a while, and answered honestly: "Why is this person so rigid...but he is quite handsome." He emphasized, "Extremely handsome. Very handsome. I fell in love at first sight. Brother Lan, do you think I am handsome? Pretty?"

Lan Wangji seemed to want to say that he was not polite, but when Wei Wuxian asked him with a smile, he paused, and replied, "Yeah."

He Jiasi endured it, and then said: "Question eight, what do you like about each other?"

Wei Wuxian said categorically: "Everything! I like everything about Hanguang-jun!"

"Ah."

Wei Wuxian refused to let go, and put both legs on Lan Wangji's body: "Hmm, what do you mean? Hanguang-jun, you have to speak clearly!"

Lan Wangji frowned slightly, as if he wanted to reprimand him, but in the end he didn't, and just repeated softly: "All."

Although Wei Wuxian was not satisfied with the answer, it is not easy to force these two words in front of outsiders.

He Jiasi secretly whispered to Jiaxi: "I just said that this interview is the best, we don't need to ask, Mr. Wei will set the rhythm by himself." Then Lan Wangji seemed to be a bit unable to hang on to the majesty of Hanguang Jun, Hastily said: "Next question, what don't you like about the other party?"

"no!"

"none."

"Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?"

Wei Wuxian didn't understand, so he asked, "What is compatibility?"

He Jiasi stroked the fringe on Jiaxi's skirt casually: "It seems to mean fate in Japanese, and Ferry Baike said that people with similar sex are more compatible."

Lan Wangji said calmly, "Closer."

Wei Wuxian rolled his eyes: "That's more than close! It's just... a negative distance!"

He Jiasi applauded sincerely: "Young Master Wei speaks straightforwardly! Question No. 11, how do you address him?"

"This has to be divided into scenes! Isn't it Hanguang-jun? My second elder brother Lan? Second elder brother? Okay~brother~brother?" After speaking, Wei Wuxian's lips had already stuck to the tip of Lan Wangji's pinkish ear, The tone of voice is also getting more and more serious.

Lan Wangji had no choice but to reprimand, "Wei Ying!"

Wei Wuxian stepped back a little, and stuck out his tongue at He Jiasi, roughly meaning "you see it is like this".

"Question No.12, how would you like to be called by the other party?"

"Of course I want him to be called brother! I was about to call out before I met Miss Luo's family in Guangling last time!"

"It's fine."

Wei WuXian immediately said, "What do you mean? HanGuang-Jun, since you said that, then I will call you Second Sister Lan and Madame from now on, do you think it's okay?"

He Jiasi said with emotion: "Mr. Wei, you really need to clean up. I hope you can get up again tomorrow."

Jiaxi also sighed with emotion: "Jiajia, it turns out that there are really people in this world who can speak better than you. I have seen it."

Lan Wangji sat upright and gave Wei Wuxian a warning look indifferently, with "Tian" written on his left eye, "Tian" written on his right eye, and "Tian Tian" written on both eyes.

"If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?"

Wei Wuxian said without hesitation, "Rabbit!"

Lan Wangji's lips moved, and he said, "Rabbit."

He Jiasi made an encouraging voice: "Don't always be a repeater! Spread your thinking, there are many vigorous races in the animal world! A blue whale can sleep for two days and two nights at a time! After that thing wakes up, there are 3 Meters long! It can spray a whole ton of whale liquid at a time! The antelope is also 1.8 meters long! □□362 times a week!」

Wei WuXian's eyes widened in shock: "I heard no HanGuang-Jun! 3 meters long!"

Lan Wangji glanced at him indifferently: "362 times."

Wei Wuxian immediately became honest.

"If you want to give someone a gift, what would you do?"

Wei Wuxian lived up to everyone's expectations and replied without hesitation: "Myself!"

Lan Wangji said slowly, "Wipe the forehead."

He Jiasi laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, talk about the special use of wiping the forehead to face special people in special situations! So what gift do you want for yourself?"

Perhaps because of being continuously threatened by "362 times" and "wiping the forehead", Wei Wuxian restrained himself a little: "It is enough for me to have my second brother Lan."

Lan Wangji nodded in agreement.

"Question No. 16, do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it usually?"

Wei Wuxian is the type who is born to be ungrateful. One second, he is crying and screaming, and the next second he is doing everything: "I don't think Hanguang-jun is fierce enough, especially in bed."

Lan Wangji glanced at him, accepting the advice humbly: "Try tonight."

"Hahahaha I'm just kidding..."

He Jiasi didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Don't be cowardly, Patriarch Yiling! If you are dissatisfied with the size, frequency, frequency, and posture, you should speak up boldly! Communication can make progress!"

After all, Jiaxi was still a good boy, so she couldn't bear to listen to it any longer, so she talked with Jiasi.One thing down one thing, He Jiasi was honest immediately: "Okay, the next question. What do you think is your problem?"

Wei Wuxian said in surprise, "How could something wrong with a world-struck talent like me? My biggest problem is that I have no problems."

Lan Wangji wiped the veins under his forehead that seemed to be twitching.

He Jiasi immediately said: "I think the biggest problem with Mr. Hanguang is that he dotes on his wife too much, it's almost lawless."

Lan Wangji slowly... nodded.

Wei Wuxian and Jiaxi who were watching: "..."

"What's wrong with the other party?"

"There's nothing wrong with it!" Wei Wuxian finished quickly, and then stared at Lan Wangji with a look of "You see, I said something nice about you, so you must also give me face".

Lan Wangji could only say, "None."

"What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?"

Wei Wuxian thought for a while, then said in a muffled voice, "Every day, that, every day, that."

"..."

Although Wei Wuxian said it very cryptically, it didn't prevent He Jiasi from continuing to pick things up: "Mr. Hanguang, the ancestor of Yiling thinks it's not frequent enough."

Lan Wangji read Naya's words and accepted the instruction happily.

Wei Wuxian: "..."

"What did you do that would make the other person unhappy? It's best to do it on the bed, please tell me in detail." He Jiasi was persuasive and persuasive.

Wei Wuxian thought for a while, and said honestly, "It seems not. No matter what I say, his interest will only be higher."

"none."

Wei WuXian got excited again when he heard it: "What is Wu, obviously I rode on you last time..."

It's a pity that the Gusu Lan family has the ability to silence words, and He Jiasi and Jiaxi didn't appreciate the wonderful scene of the thin-skinned Hanguang Lord sealing the ancestor of Yiling with a kiss.

Lan Wangji held Wei Wuxian's hand reassuringly under the layers of tight white clothes: "Continue."

"How far is your relationship?"

Lan Wangji frowned in thought, obviously thinking about what words to use to describe it better.

Wei Wuxian was silenced, wanted to say something nasty but couldn't, his eyes were shining brightly and he made a murmuring sound.

He Jiasi had a flash of inspiration: "Hesitate?"

Wei Wuxian nodded frantically, his eyes were full of the meaning of seeing friends and hating each other.

Lan Wangji: "..."

Jiaxi was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

He Jiasi was sanctimonious: "I'll explain to you later. Where was the first date between the two of you?"

There is nothing to be fooled by this question, so Lan Wangji lifted the ban on Wei Wuxian, and then answered by himself: "Yun Shen doesn't know where the wall is."

He Jiasi hadn't said anything yet, but Wei Wuxian said seriously, "Hanguang-jun, when you first met me, you fought tit-for-tat, and you even knocked out the emperor's smile, so it can't be counted as a date."

He Jiasi knew that what Wei Wuxian said would have a follow-up, so he quickly grabbed his pen and wrote three times: "Then according to Mr. Wei, where is the first date? What was the atmosphere like at that time? How far has it progressed?"

Wei Wuxian replied sonorously: "Slaughter Xuanwu Cave, the atmosphere is...beautiful."

Lan Wangji and Jiaxi who were watching: "..." Beside the stinking bastard?

Wei Wuxian plausibly said: "That time Hanguang-Jun held my hand and sent me spiritual energy! I was pillowed on his leg! His cool hand was still on my forehead! I was still rolling around. Huan! Rolled to the ground and was gently patted on the head! After being hugged, he continued to rest his legs on the pillow! He even sang the love song "Forget Envy"!"

Lan Wangji and Jiaxi who were watching: "..."

He Jiasi applauded: "It is well-founded! The logic is tight! It is convincing!"

Wei Wuxian clapped his hands triumphantly: "Thank you, thank you."

"No. 20 question five, where do you often go on dates?"

Wei Wuxian broke his fingers: "That's too much, Yunshen Ignorance, Yunmeng Lianhuawu, Caiyi Town..."

Talk to the little prince coldly: "Anywhere."

Wei Wuxian was taken aback by the sudden love words, and his cheeky face blushed slightly.

He Jiasi smiled: "What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?"

"Does washing yourself count?"

He Jiasi agreed: "Washing to avoid dust or wiping the forehead is also considered."

Lan Wangji: "..."

Wei Wuxian turned his head and winked at the second son of his family, Lan: "Second brother hasn't answered yet!"

Lan Wangji maintained Hanguang-Jun's majesty, and said solemnly, "As he pleases."

Wei WuXian pretended to cover his face: "Oh, HanGuang-Jun is talking about love without saying hello."

He Jiasi said indifferently: "Mr. Wei's hands can be put down, and the corners of his mouth are grinning to the back of his head. Which party confessed first?"

Wei WuXian opened his eyes and said nonsense: "He!"

Lan Wangji's eyes seemed to widen a little, but he still said, "Yes."

He Jiasi was about to pour a jet of water on Wei Wuxian's villainous face: "Yiling Patriarch, please wake up! Who shouted hoarsely: Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Hanguang-Jun! I, Just now, I really wanted to sleep with you! You are so nice! I like you! I like you, I love you, I want you, I can’t leave you, whatever you do. I want to hunt nights with you for the rest of my life. I want to sleep with you every day. I swear I am not a whim, nor am I teasing you like I used to be, nor is it because I am grateful to you. In short, there is no other mess, I really just like you so much that I want to sleep with you. I don’t want anyone but you, not you. You can do anything you want to me, you can do whatever you want, I like it, as long as you are willing to be with me..."

This sentence was repeated vividly from the little girl's mouth, and Wei Wuxian felt a little ashamed for the first time in his life.

Lan Wangji: "..."

Jiaxi finally regained her own sense of existence: "Mr. Wei's words are simple, and his heart is undisguised, which is quite touching."

He Jiasi seized the opportunity and said, "If Xiaojia wants to hear it, I will tell you this every day from now on."

Jiaxi was very moved but refused, and took the scroll: "No. 20 eight questions, how much do you like each other?"

Wei Wuxian was praised by the little girl just now, so this question is not easy to fool, he thought about it carefully, and then said: "I used to not be afraid of death, but now I am." Because I have concerns, because I can't bear him.

Lan Wangji looked at him, his eyes moved slightly, and after a while he slowly said: "We live together and die together." When he was away, he would come out whenever there was trouble, and ask the spirit for thirteen years. Now that he is back, he will protect him forever, Life and death go hand in hand.

"Next question, do you love each other? Isn't this nonsense? This questionnaire is really... No. 30 to make up the number. What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?"

Wei Wuxian immediately complained bitterly and tearfully: "Every day is every day!"

"Pfft... what about Mr. Hanguang?"

The little prince went online again with cold words of love: "I have nothing to refuse him."

"If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do? For example, stop every day!"

This question is a bit out of line, Wei Wuxian stared: "Huh?"

He Jiasi spread colored thoughts everywhere: "This love needs to be kept fresh, Mr. Wei can seduce more at ordinary times! It seems that the appearance has not changed here, so Mr. Wei can try to seduce Mr. Hanguang in women's clothing! You know how to wear women's clothes, You bought it quietly, and only wear it in the quiet room, the kind of clothes for dancers from the Western Regions, with bells all over the top, and the kind with very little fabric! Or buy more gadgets for the bed! Let Bichen and forehead mop rest for a while Rest! There are also various scene performances! For example, pretending to be a horse thief entering the village to rob the teacher! For example, bandits entering the city and marrying a rich man forcibly! Open your mind!"

Wei WuXian humbly took out the pen and paper used by juniors to take notes: "I've been taught."

Lan Wangji: "...um."

Jiaxi said slowly: "Jiajia, do you usually take on a male form?"

"Seduce you." After He Jiasi finished speaking, she got an ice pick on her head, and she quickly looked down at the scroll, "The next serious question, can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?"

The atmosphere was a little frozen, and Jia Si was about to smooth things over, when Lan Wangji suddenly whispered, "Yes."

This time even Wei Wuxian was stunned.

But think about Lan Wangji's 13 whips on his back 33 years ago, and the brand of Wen's brand near his heart. 13 years later, he recognized Mo Xuanyu as Wei Wuxian from the very beginning, but he has always indulged and tolerated Wei in every possible way. Wuxian has bad intentions, can be called vicious, and has a variety of entanglements, exaggerated performances, teasing and teasing. He insists on protecting him by his side, but he is also restrained and polite, and never exceeds the rules.

Wei WuXian's eyes were slightly red, but he still smiled and said, "This is impossible, HanGuang-Jun, you will always be mine in this life, the next life, and the next life."

He Jiasi thought for a while, and said: "Actually, you are alright. Hua Sanlang, the younger brother of Lan Ergong from another world, sacrificed twice for His Royal Highness, and waited for a full 800 years without daring to confess. The only time he said that his brother was married." , and then immediately said that I was joking, and in the end His Royal Highness the Crown Prince took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and the relationship was bumpy and cowardly."

Jiaxi looked at her helplessly: "Next time you go to Qiandeng Temple, remember to say this in front of Huacheng Lord."

With such an interruption, the sad atmosphere is gone.He Jiasi hurriedly picked up the scroll: "I seem to have been robbed just now. Here are the three questions of No. 30. What should I do if the other party is more than an hour late for the appointment?"

Lan Wangji always cherishes words like gold when it comes to people and things other than Wei Wuxian: "Wait."

Wei Wuxian blinked, and said nonsense: "The date must be going out together! I eat and live with Hanguang-jun, if I'm late by an hour, it must be that Hanguang-jun got up late."

He Jiasi restrained the urge to roll his eyes: "Mr. Wei, you seem to be talking about yourself. The next question, the other party's sexy expression?"

"All expressions of my Hanguang-jun are very sexy to me!"

"..."

"Second brother, don't be silent, it's time for you to praise me~"

"……same."

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

He Jiasi couldn't bear to look directly at him: "It's almost done. When the two of you are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?"

Yiling Patriarch Xiemei said: "Anytime, anywhere."

"……same."

He Jiasi looked puzzled: "Young Master Wei, I have something to ask."

Wei Wuxian moved closer cooperatively: "Please talk to the girl."

"When did Second Master Lan become a repeater?"

"I don't know too well, but he has always been shy and timid outside."

The shy and timid Hanguang-Jun gave Yiling Patriarch a shy and timid look, which made Yiling Patriarch, who drives all ghosts, tremble, recalling the fear of being dominated by "Tian Tian".

"What do you feel happiest about?"

Wei Wuxian said loudly, "It's about husband and wife!"

"..." Second Master Lan didn't have the nerve to say "same" this time.

"Have you ever quarreled? What was it all about?"

Wei Wuxian said a little unnaturally: "I came back from the mass grave until... I used to do it often... He doesn't agree with me as a heretic, afraid that I can't control it, and I'm afraid that I will hurt myself..."

Lan Wangji held his hand.

He Jiasi glanced at them enviously, and then said to Jiaxi, "Jiaxi, you should use less mana in the future."

Jiaxi was moved and refused, and then continued to ask questions: "How to reconcile after a quarrel?"

Wei Wuxian said, "Bring him to dinner!"

Lan Wangji glanced at him, as a tacit consent.

He Jiasi asked kindly, "Whose money was it spent on?"

Wei Wuxian said confidently, "But the money bag is a sachet given to me by Miss Mianmian!"

He Jiasi looked at him sympathetically: "Mr. Wei, how dare you keep the pot open and carry which pot? I will have a good time with you tonight. No. 40 Question [-]: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation? I know this question It's nonsense, but I'll give you a chance to confess!"

Wei Wuxian said without hesitation, "I hope!"

Lan Wangji said calmly, "I will find you."

He Jiasi slapped Wei Wuxian from the side: "Mr. Wei will also show his subjective initiative, right? When will he feel that he is loved?"

Wei Wuxian just nodded his head after listening to the first half of the sentence, and immediately his face became numb: "Every time I show my subjective initiative, I am so loved by Hanguang-jun that I can't move."

"...when he was talking nonsense."

"Very well. How do you express your love?"

Wei Wuxian answered quickly: "His way of expressing himself is every day!"

Lan Wangji glanced at him speechlessly, and said seriously, "You also agreed."

He Jiasi threw down the scroll and applauded: "It's hard to chase after a gentleman's words! People don't know what to do if they don't have faith!"

Jiaxi didn't want to pay attention to He Jiasi: "When will you feel that the other party doesn't love you anymore?"

Wei Wuxian resentfully said with a broken heart: "Lan Zhan, before I said that I want to sleep with you every day, can you pretend that you didn't hear it? How could you do this? You haven't rejected me before. Then Four days, can it be changed to four days for the last time, if not for four days, three days will do!"

Lan Wangji smiled brightly against the snow: "Every day is every day."

He Jiasi turned around abruptly, controlled the volume and said to Jiaxi: "I can see Mr. Hanguang smiling, this trip is worth it." Then he observed Jiaxi who was a little stunned at first, but when he heard what He Jiasi said There seemed to be some dissatisfied expression, and he secretly smiled, "Ahem, next question, which plant do you think is suitable for the other party?"

Wei Wuxian rolled his clear eyes, "Mimosa."

The shy Mimosa Hanguang-jun: "..."

He Jiasi continued with a blank expression: "The ancestor of Yiling must be the kind of mimosa that can't be closed when touched by mimosa."

Two mimosa plants: "..."

Jiaxi whipped out an icicle and hit Jiasi: "Don't talk nonsense. No. 40 seven questions, is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?"

Lan Wangji's ears turned pink at the thought of "unable to close": "No."

Wei Wuxian is messing around again: "Who says there is no! You are called by Mr. Lan...your uncle to admonish you for a few hours, and you talk to Mr. Zewu for several hours each time, teaching those juniors in the Lanshi It took me a few hours to go, how would I know if you secretly went on a date with someone behind my back."

Lan Wangji looked at him squarely and squarely: "I will take you with me from now on, from beginning to end."

"..." Wei Wuxian recalled the fear of being ruled by the family precepts, his expression stiffened, "No, I am very relieved of my second brother."

"The source of your inferiority complex?"

Wei WuXian said generously, "There's nothing to be ashamed of, Jin Dan?"

Lan Wangji held Wei Wuxian with his icy cold hand, superimposing a scalding temperature: "It's nothing."

With Lan Wangji's company—or in other words, the unlimited love, Wei Wuxian is no longer young and frivolous and willful. He still has the vivacity and vigor of his youth, but he is no longer paranoid, and the sharp edges and corners have been ground into a warm Beautiful jade, like an old clam that secretes gelatin for a long time after being injured, wraps the gravel into pearls, and the grievances about oneself and the past have long been turned into a heart that embraces all rivers.

He Jiasi admired them and smiled enviously, then asked, "Is the relationship between the two of you public or secret?"

"public."

"secret."

Lan Wangji, He Jiasi, and Jiaxi all looked at Wei Wuxian, and he said without changing his expression, "I am having an affair with Mr. Hanguang."

He Jiasi said sincerely: "It's good for Mr. Wei to be happy. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?"

"can."

Wei WuXian said nastyly, "This is what HanGuang-Jun said, you can't just start messing around and end up giving up!"

"……Um."

I don't know where the clouds are deep, the still water flows deep, the pine trees in the mountains are like a cover, the midges are slightly fragrant, and the flowers are like clouds.The gentleman in the house is like a jade tree, a beautiful and beautiful relationship, and three lives will never change.

"May I ask if you are the attacker or the recipient?"

Wei WuXian stroked Chen Qing's blood-red tassels: "Gong."

Lan Wangji, He Jiasi, and Jiaxi: "..."

He Jiasi said slowly, "It's not about attacking on top, that's called riding." She didn't give Wei Wuxian a chance to argue, "Second question, why did you make such a decision?"

Wei Wuxian choked.

Lan Wangji glanced at him, and said nonsense with a deadpan expression: "When two people are in love, it's a matter of course."

Wei Wuxian's eyes widened: "Obviously every time I say let me go up, let me be up there, okay, you pretend you don't hear or don't understand!"

He Jiasi looked at Wei Wuxian sympathetically: "Hanguang-jun's arm strength has been cultivated since he was a child standing on his head with one palm. You can do it upside down. You can admit it if the ancestor of Yiling is not strong enough. I think I will ask you three times." You don’t need to ask if you are satisfied with the current situation, but where is the first time to do business? Pay attention, it’s business, not mouth!”

Wei Wusha happily replied: "The woods on the edge of Yunping City."

"Ah."

"How did it feel?"

Wei Wuxian said seriously: "It hurts. Second brother is not gentle to me at all!"

When He Jiasi saw Lan Wangji, he immediately felt a little guilty, and hated iron and said: "Mr. Hanguang, why do you still believe in his evil? What he was thinking at the time was: I can't believe it. Lan Zhan did this kind of thing. Life is like a dog's belly. Next question: What did the other party look like at that time?"

Wei WuXian immediately said: "HanGuang-Jun is very shy, hiding in my arms and weeping, begging for mercy."

Lan Wangji had no principles in front of Wei Wuxian, and he sat quietly while facing the unimaginable eyes of the two little girls and nodded reluctantly.

He Jiasi was completely convinced: "Just believe it yourself. What is your first sentence in the morning after the first night?"

Wei Wuxian thought for a while about his lack of dignity at that time, and continued nonsense decisively: "I asked him if it still hurts."

Lan·Forgot Principle·Repeater had no choice but to nod again.

He Jiasi murmured: "Such a fake answer, I won't be deducted points by the system..."

When Wei Wuxian heard this, in order not to hurt the little girl, he had no choice but to tell the truth again: "He asked me if I felt uncomfortable, and I asked him if he could change every day to the next day."

He Jiasi memorized the answer again: "Thank you, Mr. Wei, for your cooperation. Later, I developed the Songzi Wan. I will give you 180 pills."

Wei WuXian pondered for a moment: "He girl, is this counted as revenge?"

He Jiasi smiled slightly, revealing a row of porcelain-white dead teeth: "I think I have to ask Mr. Hanguang about this. Does Second Master Lan feel the need?"

"Ah."

Wei Wuxian: "..."

Jiaxi said weakly: "I think you will be swept out of the ghost market by the Lord Hua sooner or later..."

He Jiasi waved his hands proudly: "Let's talk about earning enough money. The eight questions are done, how many times do you do things every week?"

Wei Wuxian calculated carefully: "It seems that I can't count, so you can write seven seven 49."

Then he watched He Jiasi fill in a three-digit number: "..."

He Jiasi explained: "There is a ghost king next door with a lot of debts, saying that he can't count, and the ancestors of Yiling can't lose the face.

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