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Jiaxi confirmed it again with He Jiasi: "Are you really going to use this new questionnaire to go to He Island Master He Fengshi Niangniang?" But she didn't realize it herself, "The last time you took the regular version to Qiandeng Temple, didn't you get beaten less? Who gave you the upgraded version for your courage?"

He Jiasi said confidently: "It's okay, I don't need Ms. Liang to give me courage. If I didn't know that He Xuan was reluctant to beat you, I wouldn't try it on the verge of disappearing. This time you ask, I will remember."

Jiaxi was still not at ease: "But he should be willing to beat you, right?"

He Jiasi patted the heavy box on his hand: "Xiaojia, don't worry! Aren't we selling cut cakes to Huachengzhu Sanqi? The Huachengzhu transferred part of He Daozhu's debt to us! He Daozhu dare to fight I'll just increase the interest! It doesn't hurt for Feng Shi to beat someone, it's fine!"

While speaking, he had already reached the top of the black water ghost creature, and suddenly the waves were turbulent, and several huge bone horns on the sea surface approached rapidly, and then there was a sharp and long whistle, and several huge fish bones with no flesh, scales, and white bones broke out of the water!

The last time He Jiasi went to steal the columbarium was teleported there. The first time he saw the fish keel, it was indeed "a bony skull with sharp horns, and two unquenchable will-o'-the-wisps burning in the empty eye sockets, like a pair of big lanterns." , four claws are complete, the upper body sticks out of the sea, the water tank is thick and thin, at least six or seven feet long; the lower body is buried in the sea, I don’t know how long it is.”

Jiaxi was a little surprised, because she and He Jiasi's mana came from the navy, and when they came to the black water ghosts, they could only use external water to fight. She didn't know He Jiasi's force value, but she must be holding back.

He Jiasi said calmly, "Xiao Jia, don't be afraid!" Then he snapped the lock, and a box of gold bars instantly lit up a small piece of dark sea water!

Those bone dragons were already charging very close, their fangs bared coldly, they slowed down after seeing the gold bars, rushed over and rubbed against the side of the box, and kissed twice gold bars.

Jiaxi: "..."

Jiaxi watched in bewilderment as the bone dragons took a gold bar in their mouths, then swung their tails and hurried back to the water to swim.

He Jiasi proudly buckled the box, took Jiaxi and continued to fly in, and said beeping: "Xiaojia, have you seen it? If you keep pets in the future, you can't keep this kind of pet. Waste."

Jiaxi was puzzled and said, "We either stay in a hotel or stay overnight. We don't have a place to keep pets, right? Besides, you spend a lot of money. Even if your main business is blackmail, you don't have much savings left. I heard that pets cost a lot. ..."

Failed to pretend to beep, Jiaxi still suspected that she couldn’t afford pets, and He Jiasi immediately exploded: “He Xuan can afford pets, why can’t I afford them! No matter how poor I am, I will bring you delicious and spicy food every day. He Xuan is much stronger! Look at you when you were alive! He actually only let you eat three meals a day! It’s not even a fraction of the number of times I feed you!"

Jiaxi retorted weakly: "Actually, three meals a day is enough for me. Every time you force-feed me, and I don't eat spicy food..."

He Jiasi refused to let go, and continued to tease: "Look at how Xiuxiu described the scene of driving a Gundam to fight ghosts and monsters in the black water! There are new skeleton monsters breaking out of the dark sea! This means that What! This means that they were all eaten clean by He Xuan! There are no scales left! Look at how poor he is! For hundreds of years, he can only eat animals in his own sea area when he is hungry! He can’t afford other food ! That's why they are all bone dragons now!"

Jiaxi couldn't bear to cover her face: "Stop talking...they should have heard..."

He Xuan greeted him from a distance, with a gloomy face, as if the rain was about to come, and he couldn't tell whether he was hit or felt insulted.Shi Qingxuan's hearing is not that good, he only heard He Jiasi roaring in the wind, and wondered: "What did Miss He just say?"

He Jiasi landed with Jiaxi, calm and composed, with a graceful and indifferent expression, and actually turned into a handsome man: "Ah, it's nothing, I was telling Xiao Jia that the scenery is really beautiful. Hey, the Fengshi empress has recently... Quite a lot... Are you pregnant..." Seeing that He Xuan's expression became more and more wrong, he remembered that the questionnaire was the main purpose, so he added, "By the way, I brought some congratulatory gifts. arrive."

If it's someone else's birthday, it's not "serious and sincere" to send money directly, but for Shuangxuan, it can be regarded as a timely gift - He Jiasi has inquired about the money that He Xuan borrowed from Huacheng in order to repair the Fengshi Fan Money pays dividends, and after shoveling the land master as a mortgage, he still owes money to rebuild a Bodhisattva Temple, and it seems that he will only owe more and more.

After accepting the gift, we can finally start the interview.He Jiasi transmitted the voice to Jiaxi, "Mrs. Fengshi has lived a poor life since she followed Island Master He", and unfolded the scroll righteously: "Ahem, then we will start. The first question: Who Who is attacking and who is receiving?"

Shi Qingxuan's face turned red, and he slapped his folding fan a few times to cover it up, and He Xuan's complexion also changed slightly.

He Jiasi had a face full of resentment: "I asked Gong Shou, what unsuitable picture did you make up in your mind?"

Jiaxi held her hand: "Forget it, anyway..." She glanced at He Xuan, "Everyone knows."

"Okay, then the second question: why did you make such a decision?"

This is simply asking the point, because from the beginning to the end, no one has ever questioned their attack, whether it was during the period of Shangtiantingfengshidishi, or later, cough, period.

Shi Qingxuan said reluctantly: "Because...Ming, Brother He is happy..."

He Xuan said concisely: "Noisy."

He Jiasi's black question mark: "Isn't the lady Fengshi not noisy in bed? Like the Yiling ancestor next door, he is full of flirting, and Hanguang-jun can't stop it."

He Xuan glanced at Shi Qingxuan, Shi Qingxuan looked at He Xuan embarrassedly, and faltered: "I... Brother He, how can I have that energy... Next question!"

He Jiasi showed a provocative smile: "Are you satisfied with the current situation?"

He Xuan nodded expressionlessly, then looked at Shi Qingxuan.

Shi Qingxuan might have wanted to say something, but when He Xuan stared at him so "kindly", he immediately said: "Hahaha, how can you be dissatisfied hahaha..."

He Jiasi secretly shook his head and sighed why everyone in "Blessings of Heavenly Officials" is so cowardly, and continued to ask: "Where was the first time I broke my body? Note, I am now a creditor, so you must answer truthfully."

Shi Qingxuan thought for a while, and hesitated: "The imperial city is outside the temple."

He Xuan said, "Old Xianjing Fengshui Palace."

"..."

He Jiasi picked up the Fengshi fan and returned it to Shi Qingxuan, trying to smooth things over: "I didn't expect... that... He Island Master is so excited... No, it's really early..."

Shi Qingxuan stared at Shi Qingxuan, and the four-character barrage almost burst out: Go back and settle the score!

He Xuan looked back at him calmly, with four large characters written on his face: Settle accounts on the bed.

"What was your feeling at the time? Given the inconsistency in the answers to the previous question, the scene that Feng Shi Niang said shall prevail - after all, according to the answer given by He Island Master, Feng Shi Niang probably didn't feel the answer."

Shi Qingxuan said: "Who said I didn't feel it! I said why the back hurts when I get hangover! You also said that I fell into the fire! I knew you were talking nonsense!"

He Xuan pretended not to hear what Shi Qingxuan said, and replied seriously: "Not bad."

He Jiasi asked: "What was the other party's appearance at that time?"

He Xuan thought about it for a while. Shi Qingxuan's eyes were covered with mist, resentful, his body was hot, his complexion was red, and his whole body was as soft as a spring water or a gust of breeze. His mouth was dry immediately, but his face was still cold. Faint: "No comment."

He Jiasi took a closer look at Shuangxuan's complexion, and when they couldn't hold back their expressions and were about to yell at them, they reluctantly said, "All right. Question [-], what was the first sentence the other party said in the morning?"

He Xuan had no expression on his face: "Brother Ming, why does my butt hurt."

Shi Qingxuan felt guilty when he heard the word "Brother Ming", thought for a while, and said, "He told me to get up and drink medicine."

"How many times per week?"

Shi Qingxuan looked puzzled: "How many times?"

He Jiasi said indifferently, "The number of times my butt hurts."

Shi Qingxuan was embarrassed, He Xuan hugged him, and said sonorously: "It's hard to count."

He Jiasi was sincerely convinced: "It's too much. Beep. Oh, I'm not complimenting you two, I'm just feeling emotional." Lan Wangji said "Every day is every day", but there are still numbers, "It's hard to count" ... "Island Master He, I would like to ask, is it because you don't know how to count that the debts owed by Master Hua are getting bigger and bigger?"

Crash!Crash!

He Jiasi sat back on the chair in ragged clothes with a scorched bald head on his head, and questioned Jiaxi, who was neatly dressed and unscathed: "Why don't Xiaojia protect me!"

Jiaxi said sincerely: "The owner of He Island has a good business mind, but his luck is not good." A little bit of money has been seized, and a whole lot of debt is owed."

He Jiasi was furious: "You still speak for him!" As he spoke, he wiped his neck with a water sword, "I won't live, I won't die, I'm going to die! I don't care about God! I don't love ghosts! ! Not as good as the cabbage in the field!"

Just as Jiaxi stretched out her hand to stop it, the sword had already turned into a big wave, splashing it so that her whole body was drenched: "Hey! Good! Happy!"

He Jiasi did not know where to find a large piece of rare silk produced in Yushi Township - it only took a short time for Mu Qing to help Xie Lian repair Ruoxie, but the area in He Jiasi's hand was enough to make a The bed curtains are airtight on all sides——wrapped Jiaxi tightly, not even showing her head: "Cover it up, be careful of catching a cold!"

Jiaxi: "..." What on earth is her other half of the soul going to do!no!Where did so much silk come from, and Jia Jia went to steal chickens and dogs again in the middle of the night? !

He Xuan: "..." Tonglu Mountain consumes a huge amount of old vinegar every time a ghost king is produced.

Shi Qingxuan: "..." Is this really not hot?And can't see anything?

He Jiasi put Jiaxi, whose sight was blocked, into his arms as if nothing had happened: "Question [-], ideally, how many times a week do you want?"

Just as Shi Qingxuan was about to say something, He Xuan had already enunciated clearly: "Anytime, anywhere."

"...The last time I heard this word was when the Lord Huacheng and His Royal Highness said they felt the happiest. Could it be that they understood my question as □□? Well, the next question is what is the ideal bed thing like? ?”

He Xuan thought about it carefully, and said calmly: "I hope he won't fall asleep every time he gets halfway through."

Shi Qingxuan was furious: "Did I fall asleep? I passed out! You..."

He Xuan decisively educated Shi Qingxuan with his lips and tongue, so that Shi Qingxuan blushed, out of breath and unable to speak, took the time to speak inarticulately to He Jiasi: "Next question."

"Where is your most sensitive place?"

"Hahaha no, hahaha..."

He Xuan glanced at Shi Qingxuan, whose eyes were flying wildly: "No."

"Where is the most sensitive part of the other party?"

He Xuan frowned: "No comment."

Shi Qingxuan was beaming with joy, shaking his fan wildly: "I know this! Yes..."

He Jiasi said to Jia Baiyu Xi: "I just said that this questionnaire is suitable for Shuangxuan. Once the Fengshi empress gets carried away, the island master He will naturally educate him. If I ask His Royal Highness the crown prince, maybe where my ashes will be scattered Woolen cloth!"

Shuangxuan was very involved in the kiss, and Jiasi watched with relish, but didn't get a response from Jiaxi for a long time. Thinking that it might be too tightly wrapped, she quickly said it again with a psychic.

Jiaxi's cold voice came from next to his ear: "Untie it for me."

"No~ Xiaojia, didn't you like silk very much before, wanted to wear it but couldn't afford it? I've seen your memory, so I can't deny it."

Jiaxi was silent: "Where did you get so many?"

"The last time I did the task of Hua Lian Fifty Questions, didn't I get points? The system is too dark. I only changed a few horses. I was beaten in vain at Qiandeng Temple."

Jiaxi ignored her, but she didn't mention the unraveling anymore either.

He Jiasi snickered, turned around and saw that Shuangxuan had already started pulling silver threads, and quickly picked up the scroll: "Go on! Describe the other person on the bed in one sentence!"

Shi Qingxuan was still a little breathless, but immediately replied: "There is no humanity!"

He Xuan lingered on his face again, and then said slowly: "No comment."

He Jiasi threatened: "Then I'll just fill it out! By the way, I also have a questionnaire here, asking if you two were male, female, female, female..."

He Xuan opened his eyes slightly, as if the door to a new world had been opened; Shi Qingxuan saw He Xuan's expression, and hurriedly said: "Next question!"

"Aren't you really going to talk about male and female issues? I still have a lot of small picture books here! What Feng Shi Niang Niang sent on the day she set up the palace is just the tip of the iceberg!"

Shi Qingxuan was really afraid of the erotic pictures of He Xuanshou and Jia Si. It was enough to not get out of bed for three days after being caught learning and practicing that night at the ceremony!He hurriedly blocked He Xuan's lips with his own body, and waved to He Jiasi at the same time!

He Jiasi hugged Jia Baiyu Xi with regret and satisfaction, and at the same time channeled: "Xiao Jia, then do you like my male counterpart with you, or my female counterpart with you?"

"It's better to get used to being a girl... No! When did I like to do that with you! No! When did I have a relationship with you! No! When did I want to do that with you!"

Seeing that the teasing went too far, Jia Baijiao Xi twisted desperately to tear the silk, He Jiasi quickly coughed twice: "Xiao Jia, don't make trouble... Questionnaire! Continue! Question No. 14! Frankly speaking, you Do you like to go to bed?"

He Xuan nodded decisively, then turned to look at Shi Qingxuan.

Shi Qingxuan's face was strangely red and white, and finally nodded.

He Jiasi challenged: "Why is the lady Feng Shi hesitant? Could it be that there are still times when you don't like it?"

"Hahaha no ahhahaha just sometimes hahaha it really hurts..."

He Xuan looked cold, but hugged him tightly and whispered: "I will be more careful in the future."

Seeing that Shi Qingxuan's ears were burning, He Jiasi shook his head and borrowed Mei Nianqing's words: "The children nowadays are really... Next question, where do you usually do things?"

Shi Qingxuan was stunned, and He Xuan had already drawn a conclusion with a blank face: "Bed."

He Jiasi pointed out: "It's okay to go elsewhere at the right time! Is there any place you want to try?"

Shi Qingxuan said firmly: "No! The bed is enough!"

He Xuan had regrets on his face: "The beach in the South China Sea?"

He Jiasi hates iron and steel: "Hey Island Master, can you be a little bit promising! You just want to try a beach? Next time go to the black water! If you don't hold the wind master tight, you will sink! Or go to the lower realm Feng Shui Temple! If the Empress Feng Shi dares to scream, she will startle the believers! The Empress Feng Shi is unlikely to agree? I was very frightened and stopped me, and then I said that if I really don’t want to be an artist, then I’ll sell cut cakes, and Xiao Jia agreed! It’s a reason to do that kind of thing!”

He Xuan nodded solemnly: "Taught."

Shi Qingxuan fanned out a gust of wind out of control: "What are you teaching!!!"

Jiaxi heard Shi Qingxuan's shout through several layers of silk, and asked suspiciously, "Jiajia, what did you tell them?"

He Jiasi immediately said: "It's nothing." Then he lowered two fingers from his temples, "Continue to ask! Is the bath before or after?"

He Xuanyan said concisely: "All."

Shi Qingxuan frowned: "As long as you have a lot of things, you are so tired that you have to wash, obviously ghosts and gods will not be stained with dust."

He Jiasi complained: "After all, the only way to open up the water can make him look less poor. Will there be any agreement in bed?"

Shi Qingxuan thought for a while: "Does it count as an agreement to do it again later?"

He Xuandao: "Then you always don't abide by the agreement."

"Do you feel embarrassed before and after bedtime?"

Shi Qingxuan's face was red, but he still insisted: "No!"

He Xuandao: "Every time he provokes it."

Shi Qingxuan was dumbfounded: "Me?!"

He Xuan nodded affirmatively.

"What did I choose? You just drag me to bed when I change clothes, and you drag me to bed when I read a book! Huh..."

One minute later, He Xuan let go of Shi Qingxuan, who was already delicate and frail, contentedly: "Continue."

He Jiasi bit the handkerchief and pierced the piece of silk cloth "Have you ever had sex with someone other than your current lover?" with water arrows, and then asked: "If you can't get your heart, at least you have to get it." □Do you agree or disagree with this idea?"

Shi Qingxuan didn't know what to think of, and his eyebrows frowned.

He Xuan's mood was also a bit wrong, but he still said plainly: "I object."

"Think you're good at sex?"

Shi Qingxuan said confidently: "Good at it."

"Oh?" He Xuan glanced at him, "Then you can do it yourself tonight."

"Tsk tsk tsk, ghosts and gods should also pay attention to restraint. The next question is messed up. I don't know how many questions there are. Do you think the other party is very good at sex?"

Shi Qingxuan complained: "Not good at it! It still hurts after so many years!"

He Xuan calmed down: "That's because you are too tender and you don't cooperate."

Shi Qingxuan was complacent: "I also think I am twenty-eight years old."

He Jiasi sighed for the innocence of the Fengshi empress, and then erased the unpleasant question "If the other party is raped by the thugs": "Has the recipient ever actively seduced you? Master He, don't rush to answer indiscriminately." .”

He Xuan was calm and composed: "I didn't."

Shi Qingxuan's face turned red again: "Uh...has...been. When he celebrated his birthday..."

He Jiasi pursed his lips: "Isn't that also your birthday? Okay, the next question, has the attacker ever acted sexually? What was the reaction of the recipient?"

He Xuan was silent for a while, with a slightly annoyed look on his face.

Shi Qingxuan's face was not red, it was purple.

He Jiasi saw the clue: "Okay, I know I have it, it's not convenient to say that we can just guess wildly, at that time, Empress Feng Shi might be thinking about repaying the debt with her own body, maybe she was a little happy, right... ...Okay, I won't talk about it. The next question, if a good friend says he is lonely, so he asks for a one-night stand... What is it? Twin ghost kings? Wind master and prince? "

Shi Qingxuan answered quickly: "He wants me to praise him by calling his name!"

He Xuan smiled inscrutablely.

"Which expression do you prefer on the bed?"

He Xuan's desire to survive finally came online: "All expressions."

Shi Qingxuan said angrily: "No expression!"

He Jiasi praised: "You two are really interesting." She lowered her head and crossed out the nonsense of "Do you think it's okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?" She winked and said, "That's a good question! Are you interested in SM?"

Shi Qingxuan didn't understand and asked: "What is Aisi Aimu?"

He Xuan coughed—he must have thought of some content in the batch of Liu Bei Baye sent by He Jiasi before and He Jiasi's comment next to it: "You can try it."

"If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?"

Shi Qingxuan did not hesitate: "I suspect that he is finally dying!"

He Xuanyin looked at him with pity: "I'll let you know if I can do it in a while."

He Jiasi lifted the silk for Jiaxi to breathe, and then continued to read the questionnaire: "What do you think of Gong Shi's daughter-in-law? How else can you see it? Look at it with your eyes and stop it... We are good citizens of socialism. Comparing in bed What is the painful thing?"

He Xuan: "He is not very cooperative with me, and he is lethargic."

Shi Qingxuan: "He never ends every time."

"Among the bed affairs so far, where do you feel the most excited and anxious?"

Shi Qingxuan paused, but stopped talking.

He Xuan clenched his hand, and said with a bit of self-reproach: "The Iron Prison of Nether Water Mansion."

"For you, what is your ideal sex partner? Does the current partner meet your ideal?"

"Fewer/more times."

Shi Qingxuan immediately glared at He Xuan.

"Ever used props in bed?"

He Xuan honestly shook his head.

Shi Qingxuan's face turned red.

He Jiasi once again hated iron but not steel: "Look at the ancestors of Yiling! Take the initiative to develop new uses for avoiding dust! What kind of shovel are you, oh, the land master's shovel is mortgaged to the owner of Huacheng, that Fengshi fan! The handle of the fan! That size! I don’t even know how to try it!” After the education, he turned the scroll again, “When did it happen for the first time? Was the person at that time the current lover? What nonsense repeating the question, He Xuan didn’t agree with Shi Qingxuan Is it possible to go to bed with... Cough cough, where do you like to be kissed most on the bed? Where do you like to kiss each other the most?"

Shi Qingxuan became angry from embarrassment: "I don't like it! I don't like it anywhere!"

He Xuan smiled slightly: "It's okay, I will make you like it everywhere."

"What's the best thing to please each other in bed?"

Shi Qingxuan hummed: "Call him by name, or Husband." The last two words are as weak as mosquitoes.

He Xuan's "uncountable" self-confidence came up again: "Everything is possible."

"...You two are happy. What do you think about in bed?"

"Why did he fall asleep again?"

"Why didn't he finish again?"

"What is the number of times you do errands in one night? Well, I know that you want to say that this mouth shape is too many to count, so let's not talk about it. Question 48, before doing errands, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you?"

He Xuanxi's words are like gold: "Tear off."

He Jiasi sighed and sighed: "You should save some clothes, you should patch them up to find love, and you don't have to spend money to buy new ones? The penultimate question, what is the meaning of going to bed for you? Answer well, we They kept throwing out dog food when they were doing the Hua Lian questionnaire. No matter how much nonsense you utter, the two of you will soon be close to me."

Shi Qingxuan thought for a while, and unknowingly held He Xuan's hand tightly: "I hope Brother He knows that I will always be by his side, whatever I want."

He Xuan, who was extremely stingy emotionally, finally showed an expression similar to love and pity, and kissed Shi Qingxuan on the forehead: "Let him never forget me."

He Jiasi wrote furiously: "The last question! Please say something to the other party!"

Shi Qingxuan unfolded the folding fan and said solemnly: "Brother He, I am your best friend."

He Xuan flatly refused: "I don't have any friends who would flaunt themselves like that."

Seeing that Shi Qingxuan's face turned ugly, He Xuan smiled slightly, and in an instant, the wind and the moon, the clouds broke through the sun: "You are my partner, and the only obsession I have left in this world."