After I became a shemale liar

I have been back to Shanghai for two weeks, and the New Year’s Eve seems to be approaching. All the departments are busy summarizing, and I have been reading the mountains of reports day and night. Haven't played a game in months.

At night, I went back and clicked on the game update first, and then went to take a shower. After the shower, the patch was just updated, and I went directly to the game.

Just after the map, I was pulled into the team by Lu Xingcheng with superhuman speed.

"..." I looked at the blazing gossip souls on these two people and was speechless: "Is there something wrong?"

"If you have nothing to do, I can't find you." Lu Xingcheng said meanly: "Er Gongju, according to my night sky observation, your head seems to be glowing green."

Me: "(Smiling) Are you blind? That's the headdress that was produced during the Qingming Festival this year, so it's green."

Lu Xingcheng sent a heartbroken emoji: "Damn it, can you stop being so big-hearted, do you know that you haven't been in peach blossoms recently, and you are with a little doctor every day!"

Me: "I know...he said he has taken in an apprentice."

Lu Xingcheng: "And then?"

"There's no more." I said awkwardly: "I said that if you are a cute newbie, you should take care of it. It's not easy to catch a little white apprentice these days."

"Xiaobai is a yo-yo, Xiaobai." Lu Xingcheng smiled sinisterly: "My family's Yaoguang personally identified it, it is definitely a male fox who has become a spirit, you should be more careful."

male fox...

This game is really imposing, with all kinds of supernatural powers.

I stood there for a while, crossed out some useless emails, and retreated first to find Fang Xiao.

It's a pity that I applied for a long time, but I didn't see my application for joining the team.

So I chatted privately and he sent a "?"

Then nothing happened, and there was no response when I sent VX.

Right-click to view his profile, there has always been a team of two people, Kunlun Mountain.

About half an hour later, I was so sleepy that I was about to log off and go to sleep, when my phone vibrated.

"Just in the shower."

Followed by the second: "Are you on the game?"

I managed to pull myself together: "Yeah."

Then move the mouse away from [Exit Game].

A team invitation pops up on the screen.

【agree】

【You have joined the long-distance team of Mi Qing】

team:

[Miqing Yuanyu: It wasn't my captain just now, this is the apprentice Xiaobai I told you about]

[Mo Yan: Is this the teacher's wife? 】

【Mi Qing is far away: yes】

[Mo Yan: Teacher is good (star eyes)]

[Escape: (smiles) Hello]

private chat:

[Miqing: What's the matter, ma'am, I feel like you're weak, are you too busy? 】

[Run away: It’s not bad, it’s just that your apprentice suddenly reminds me of someone]

【Miqing is far away: (Stay) Who】

[Run away: I forgot what it was called, anyway, it’s some fan girl, just that]

【Long distance to find Qing: Oh】

[Mi Qing is far away: hahahahaha]

【Run away: ... what's wrong】

[Miqing is far away: Madam's reflex arc is long enough, so I just remembered to ask her? 】

[Run away: So what exactly is there that I don't know the inside story emmm]

[Miqing is far away: I don't have any inside information, I just cling to me for a while]

[Escape: Does that mean there is no gossip to dig?Tsk, thanks to Red Carp, who mysteriously told me to stay away from that so-and-so girl]

【Miqing is far away: (⊙o⊙)...Actually, he is right when he said that, it is for your own good】

[Run away: so? 】

[Miqing Yuanyu: Let’s put it this way, just give me an example, one time I was collecting gold in the world, she added a temporary friend and told me that she served food, and talked to me about the ratio]

[Miqing is far away: Then some vx friends]

[Miqing is far away: At the beginning, she was very noble and glamorous, and she didn't tell me any extra words, so I didn't delete her]

[Miqing is far away: But then because of something, he suddenly sent me a photo]

【Run away: Hey...】

[Mi Qing is far away: what are you thinking. . .Heck, she sent me a picture of her legs]

[Run away: Fair skin, beautiful, long legs? 】

[Miqing Yuyu: Shut up and listen to me before I finish speaking, I saw it at the time, cough, Madam believes me, I didn’t have any fluctuations in my heart and even calmly asked her what she was doing]

[Run away: (smile)]

【Miqing: She said her leg was injured, but I said I didn't see it?She said the knee, and told me to zoom in]

[Miqing Yuanyu: Out of curiosity (really) I zoomed in and took a look]

[Miqing is far away: There is no scar the size of a fingernail, she patted the whole leg over]

【Run away:...】

[Miqing is far away: This is just an example, I won't say anything else, she came to our gang for a while, and was later run off by the little girls in the gang]

[Run away: What about this Mo Yan? 】

[Miqing Yuanyu: It shouldn't be her. According to my observation, she is indeed a newcomer who has never played games. Of course, it cannot be ruled out that she was sent by the enemy deliberately to break into the interior.]

【Escape: ==】

[Miqing is far away: So when will Madam come back? 】

I glanced at the date and typed slowly: "This week."

"Come here?"

"Not yet, I have something to do on Friday, and I will see you on Saturday."

"it is good."

On Friday night, I sat in a delicious western restaurant and met the first blind date that Lao Li had found for me in a more formal manner.

It's really hard to guess the girl's age, let's just assume it's about the same as me, she looks a little better than in the photo, and she's beautifully dressed.

No matter how much I have a problem with Lao Li, it's not easy to happen to her.

But I really didn't want to talk to her, I just wanted to have a quick bite and wait politely for her to withdraw first.

There was an atmosphere of tacit understanding and embarrassment at the entire dining table.

But this Miss Chen seems to have a different idea from mine, probably because of a serious occasion like a blind date, she looks reserved and dignified when she sits upright before the dishes are served, but she reveals her true nature after the dishes are served.

"Is it always Xiao Li?" She quickly tied up her long hair that was originally loose on her shoulders, picked up the fork and got into the mood: "I heard my father mentioned you, emmm Although the reputation is a bit hard to describe, but in order to make them happy Let's dutifully stay here for an hour."

Out of the pile of words, I only grasped one important point: "...What does it mean to be indescribable?"

"Hey? Isn't it? I have friends who work at your company's headquarters, and they all say that you are a top..."

I hesitated and said, "Scumbag?"

"cough."

……It really is.

"Oh, your friend is my father's little secretary, right?"

"Fuck you god! Ah, I'm sorry, I lost my composure, Mr. Li, you are really amazing hahaha."

She drank the dry red in the glass proudly.

I compared the drinking capacity of the enemy and myself, and suddenly felt a little ashamed.

"I heard that you are still in Shanghai and haven't been transferred back?"

"Yeah." I lowered my head and cut the steak: "I haven't stayed here for a long time, so I don't know what Miss Chen did before?"

"I... If I say taller, I'm a psychological counselor."

Oh, I get it.

This is both a psychiatrist and a blind date, right?

Lao Li's intentions are extremely sinister.

I smiled and continued: "Psychological counselor, very good, there should be many people who need this now."

Ms. Chen: "Yes, although I haven't been a counselor for a long time, I do meet all kinds of strange people. People, it's really hard to live a comfortable life."

"Really." I squinted my eyes: "Then who has Ms. Chen given psychological counseling to?"

Ms. Chen pondered: "Well... There are more people who consult about neurasthenia, anxiety and depression, and part of it is because of homosexuality. Ah, you guys... Boys probably don't like to talk about this kind of topic very much."

"Fortunately, I don't reject it."

Ms. Chen's surprise was beyond words: "Really?"

"Ah."

She lowered her eyes and said softly: "It's really not easy. In my lifetime, I actually met a man who said he didn't reject homosexuality."

"Actually, younger people in China don't reject these things anymore, of course, except for straight men of steel."

"Pfft." She seemed to be amused: "Actually, it's understandable if you think about it in another place. At first, I was only cute and not cute, but when I went to college, one of my roommates was lesbian. I can accept it. There is a saying that is true, love should be the attitude of one soul to another soul, not the reaction of one organ to another."

"But for you, I think you don't just... like men." She changed the subject suddenly.

I looked up at her, waiting for the next sentence.

"Well, I have come into contact with a lot of homosexuals over the years. In fact, many of them are bisexual, but they just happen to like men, not pure homosexuals. They can still like women and women together. You Too."

After seeing off the first Ms. Chen, another half a month later, I welcomed the second Ms. Deng.

With the lessons learned from the past, when Ms. Deng intentionally or unintentionally brought the topic to homosexuality, I had no expression on my face.

Although it is impolite to keep looking at your mobile phone at the dinner table, I still feel a little uneasy for some reason.

Recently, I only see Fang Xiao once in half a month, I have hardly played the game, and the daily contact is only good morning and evening, plus I promised Lao Li that it is not easy to explain to him, every day is like a pressure on the apex of my heart I fell on a heavy stone, crumbling, and I couldn't get rid of it.

At the end of the year, I'm getting busier every day, and I still have to find time to come here to make an appointment with a person who is half a doctor and half a blind date to receive psychological intervention here, and at the same time, I have to do my best to hide from Fang Xiao and tell him that I have something to go A trip to Suzhou.

Physically and mentally exhausted.

About an hour later, when the dinner was drawing to a close, my heartstrings, which had been tense all the time, relaxed a little, and I received a call.

The caller ID was undoubtedly Fang Xiao, but no one spoke when he answered the call, only a noisy background sound could be heard.

I said guiltyly, "Are you playing outside?"

He didn't speak.

I thought he was too noisy and didn't hear, so I tentatively said "Hello".

"Well, I'm here." After a long silence, I heard the other side ask dumbly: "How do you feel about the business trip?"

I didn't answer for a while.

Fang Xiao didn't seem to notice whether I answered or not, and continued: "I cleared the Zhou Chang on your account today for you."

"Ah."

"Don't use my birthday for the package password, it's so uncreative."

"Ah."

"You don't know, I went out to eat dinner alone." There was a chilling wind from his side, and the voice was colder than the wind and snow: "Actually, it's nothing, I just missed you all of a sudden." .”

"I just saw a man when I was cutting steak in a restaurant. He looks very similar to you. He is wearing a long trench coat, but he also has a girl with him. He is very temperamental and stylish, and he matches well."

My heart felt cold: "Fang Xiao."

He smiled: "I'm just talking casually, you wouldn't lie to me like this, and besides, I only saw the back, so you can just tell me about this kind of thing, and it will take a lot of time to go to the airport."

"You are busy first. Tell me when you come back. I will pick you up. If you have something to do, hang up first. I'm just a little bored alone."

"You hang up first." There seemed to be a small hole poked in the chest by something, and the cool wind pierced in, and the cold air rushed straight into the lungs, and the whole chest was icy.

"I'm the one who hangs up every time. You go first this time."

There was silence on both ends of the phone.

No one spoke anymore, I looked out through the glass, festive red lanterns had already been hung outside, people were coming and going on the street, the vague figure in the window was holding a mobile phone and couldn't see his expression clearly, but, I think he was a little bit sorrow.

The author has something to say: if you have time, don’t be disgusted with it:-O