After I became a shemale liar

When we got back to the box, the red carp could not sing anymore, and it lay on the sofa like a dead fish. From the corner of our eyes, we glanced at us, turned around and saw my shirt that was crumpled into cabbage skins, and didn’t say anything, turning a blind eye He turned his head and continued singing.

The red carp glanced at me when I entered the door, glanced at me when I sat down, drank another glance, and stared at me until the hairs on my back.

Fang Xiao turned sideways to block her sight: "What are you looking at?"

Red Carp coughed dryly: "It's nothing, I just feel like I know something important, but I don't dare to know it."

"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Fang Xiao said, "I'll come over next time and take you to eat hot pot."

Red Carp's eyebrows twitched: "Why, I'm going to kill you now? Let me tell you, I'm very good at spicy food."

Fang Xiao: "Think too much, wait for the soup base."

Red Carp: "..."

Until boarding the plane, he expressed that he didn't want to deal with Fang Xiao anymore.

So after I got on the plane, I thought about it and decided to divert his attention so that he would not be hurt by a hot pot meal for two hours.

Me: "Brother Carp."

Red Carp: "He eats hot pot, labor and management eat hot pot bottom..."

Me: "Red carp."

Red Carp: "He eats hot pot, labor and management eat hot pot bottom..."

Me: "...I have a secret here, do you want to hear it?"

Red Carp: "He... what?"

Me: "Stop talking about hot pot, I have a secret to tell you."

The red carp shook its scales: "Come on, tell me, is it Dongxue's contact information? Hahaha, Qinghan, is this guy up to something?"

"..."

I sympathized with Momo Qinghan a little bit, but I still told Red Carp: "Actually, I am Dongxue."

Red Carp: "..."

After half a minute of petrification with his mouth open, he finally found himself again: "What else can I say except shit?"

I patted him: "Digest slowly."

The plane landed at 08 o'clock, and after saying goodbye to the red carp, they were stuck on the elevated road for more than an hour, and they didn't return home until 30:[-].

As soon as the door was pushed open, the air that had been blocked for two days rushed out to meet me. I sniffled and felt that I should hire a cleaning lady.

After I took a shower and threw my clothes into the washing machine, I remembered to look at my phone. The few unread messages belonged to Fang Xiao.Looking at the time, it's not even ten o'clock, and you can go to the game for a lap.

However, one second before entering the game, I suddenly remembered my trumpet that hadn't been fully occupied in the new area for three days.

It hurts to think about it, I can't even play a trumpet well now.

There must be a mixed bag of good and bad people in the new area, and I ran into all the bad ones.

Anyway, it’s all playing trumpets, isn’t it the same in the new districts and old districts, so I resolutely canceled the character selection, rebuilt a Yaodao trumpet, ID [artillery soldiers running side by side to the north], and then told Fang Xiao to wait for him in Xinshou Village.

Fang Xiao soon came over, walked around me twice and then looked disgusted: "I really want to say that I don't know you."

Me: "??? What did I say when you were forced to run to the north slope by [-] teasers back then."

Fang Xiao was rarely speechless.

I think there is something inside.

Sure enough, Fang Xiao immediately changed the subject after a pause: "Let's go, what do you mean by playing a trumpet, let me take you?"

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, how did the name Babaidou Biben Beipo come from?"

Fang Xiao: "It was randomly started by the system."

Me: "Do you think I believe it?"

Fang Xiao: "I think you can trust it."

I made a gesture to go offline: "Heh, I'd better play with my tuba, see you later."

Fang Xiao: "Come back."

Me: "Do you want to talk?"

Fang Xiao: "...Uh, actually, there is something that I didn't tell you the truth this afternoon."

Me: "It means that a lot of lyrical monologues that made my feet go weak in the afternoon were all made up?"

Fang Xiao: "No, no, it's not this one. Do you still remember how many numbers you wanted to learn from that day?"

Me: "It's been so long, I don't remember it, it's like four or five."

Fang Xiao 囧囧 thoughtfully: "Oh, then if I remember correctly, take the number of Nanny, there are four small numbers for me."

I:"……"

Fang Xiao: "I remember that my first two names are quite normal, and I don't know why they couldn't catch your eyes, so I just chose a funny name..."

I:"……"

"Maybe it resonated strongly with your inner self, so you finally accepted the nanny."

I:"……"

Fang Xiao walked around me silently, and asked sincerely, "After learning the truth, madam, are you okay?"

not too good.

"Why didn't you speak?"

"Hang up?"

"It can't be that you want to go offline out of embarrassment and escape."

Ma De has become a fine man!

Angrily, I sent him a team invitation: "Go, go, what are you doing in Xinshou Village, take me to level up."

Halfway through the main mission, two applications for joining the team popped up.

A pink and tender little doctor, call you a scumbag.

There is also a great doctor in Huang Chengcheng, a little girl named Taohua, the male god.

Playing a trumpet can hit the peach blossom luck, and hit two at once, I am really lucky, so I threw the main story aside, no matter how anxious the hero and heroine in the plot are waiting for each other's news, I started to concentrate on flirting with this little girl doctor.

The little doctor hadn't spoken yet after joining the team, but the fan girl greeted Fang Xiao as soon as she entered the team: "Hey, Peach Blossom~ Is this your apprentice? Little demon knife and mud howl."

Fang Xiao didn't speak.

Me: "Mud howl, mud howl."

Fanmei: "Does Yao Dao Dao have a master? If no one takes you, you can come to me. I have a lot of experience. I will make you a straight-up meatball after level [-]."

Then why not do it.

Me: "Okay, but don't use it today, let's do it tomorrow."

Fan girl: "Yeah! But I can't go until I finish my homework."

Yo is still a student sister, I expressed my understanding: "Well, how old are you? There must be a lot of homework at the end of the term."

Fangirl: "Yeah, I'm only a freshman in high school!"

"..."

The team was silent for a while, and you scumbag finally spoke up: "What are you talking about? What did I miss?"

Fang Xiao: "Oh, a boy's heart moved by a red luan star."

Fanmei: "(Xing Xingyan) didn't talk about anything."

Fang Xiao: "Miss, please step back first, I have a few friends coming over, and there are not enough places in the team."

Girlfriend: "Okay, okay."

quickly retreated.

Fang Xiao applied for the captain, so I lost the captain to him.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, no one in the team came.

Me: "?? Didn't you say someone is coming?"

Fang Xiao: "Oh, they suddenly stopped coming."

I:"……"

You scumbag: "Peach Blossom, is this your apprentice?"

Fang Xiao: "No."

Hey, this scumbag seems to know Taohua.

You scumbag: "Oh, what about Li Ergou? I just learned something important from Red Carp, so I have to confirm it with him face to face."

What the hell, even I know it?

Fang Xiao: "He's right here."

You scumbag: "Huh?"

She looked at me: "Fuck, Li Ergou?"

Fuck, is this Xu Xu?

Oh yes, she has been using this small account to move mines after her account was maliciously dismantled. .

I forgot again.

Xu Xu: "Li Ergou? Hi?"

me."

Seeing that I agreed, Xu Xu immediately ran over and made a frantic gesture at me: "Fuck, you're Dong Xue, you're Dong Xue, wouldn't you tell me earlier? You complained about my coming to the auntie, if it wasn’t for the red carp telling me today, I’d still be kept in the dark, damn it, I wouldn’t be alive!!”

I couldn't help counting carefully how many words she used in this sentence.

Fang Xiao: "Did the red carp tell you?"

Xu Xu: "Yeah, he said he couldn't hold it anymore and had to find someone to talk to, but now I'm the one who's crazy."

I patted her: "Anla, I think it's okay, if Qinghan finds out, she will go crazy."

Xu Xu: "I suddenly feel better after hearing you say that, hahahaha I want to tell him!!!"

I:"……"

Xu Xu's mad state stopped in seconds: "It's alright, alright, I won't say anything, what are you two going to do?"

Fang Xiao: "Take him to upgrade."

Xu Xu: "I'm not at the full level yet, take me!"

Fang Xiao: "You are more than 80 years old, what should you bring with you?"

Xu Xu: "Anyway, if you bring one, you can take two, and besides, it's not difficult for you to lead people with Wu Xian?"

Fang Xiao: "I have a spirit beast."

Xu Xu: "The spirit beast is no better than a professional thug, so hurry up and pull the red carp over to be a coolie."

So the red carp was pulled in, and I followed them to buy experience and equipment.

Because I haven't played trumpet for many years, I don't remember the name of this book, anyway, it's a dark cave.

"What did I see? This is..." The red carp said in the team like a goose: "I actually saw a Wu Xian playing output in the dungeon?? Exm?? The game company directly put Wu Xian back Done??"

Xu Xu: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, you still have such a desire to express yourself at a young age."

Maybe it's too eye-catching for me to be a small account who can't do anything and stand idly by. Fang Xiao, who was squeezed out by Red Carp and Xu Xu, gave me an order with a blank face: "Get some money."

With the idea of ​​contributing to the society, I ran to pick up the banknotes next to the dead mobs.

As a result, picking up Fang Xiao suddenly took Xu Xu and Red Carp away, and disappeared at the entrance of the instance in a blink of an eye.

I:"???"

Fuck you bastard, come back soon, I'm still in the range of mob hatred! !

Li Ergou, died.

After dying out of the dungeon, I saw these three shameless people standing outside, and slowly came over like a sister and gave me two milks: "Oh, it's so pitiful, don't play the dungeon, it's too risky, take you to the wild area to brush the same level Strange, experience is also high."

I naively followed.

After brushing at the destination calmly for a while, Fang Xiao suddenly came into a state of vigor and energy, which made me think that hostility was coming, so I checked carefully.

Then the system prompts that I have been attacked.

A few monsters in front of me who were obviously confused opened their teeth and claws and rushed towards my crispy little demon knife.

Me: "Peach Blossom, your second uncle."

Fang Xiao answered me calmly: "It's okay, I accidentally lost a mess, the mobs have low attack, and they can't kill anyone. Besides, they are greedy for your beauty, so they will be sad if you run away." .”

I believed in his evil, so I didn't struggle, the blood bar blew twice, and it was empty.

Li Ergou, died.

I felt that I couldn't stay in the mob pile anymore, so I stood far away from the range of the mobs' hatred.

Seeing that I was walking away slowly, "Patta Pata" ran over to play with me by taking screenshots.

Red Carp and Fang Xiao didn't say anything in the group of monsters, so I opened the wide angle without any qualms and cooperated with Xu Xu.

A few seconds later, my screen suddenly turned red, and I was attacked; a few seconds later, my sky and stars were all gray.

After turning off the wide angle, it really was Taohua still laughing at Chunfeng, the murderer standing in front of me.

I saw that the experience that I had finally obtained with great difficulty lost another piece, and my heart ached: "Damn it, you pay me!"

Fang Xiao: "Okay, if you pay, you will pay, and all methods other than meat compensation will not be accepted."

Xu Xu: "Made, I'm blind, please leave."

Lost a resurrection to me and ran away.

I stood up on the spot: "What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you."

Fang Xiao: "It's better for you to lie down."

I was heartbroken: "Tsk, I'm tired of seeing each other before this day passes."

Fang Xiao: "..."

He put away his weapon, put the flute back on his waist, and took a few steps closer: "I will teach you how to sing chrysanthemums and scars next time."

I:"……"

Damn, open yellow cavity.

After threatening me, he Shi Shiran went back and told Red Carp that he was going to bet on the darts, so he stopped using it.

The red carp had already felt sore hands, so he immediately stopped and said to go together, and took me and Xu Xu two trumpets to explore the way.

I looked at this dart team without doctors and Xuanyuan, and I was a little panicked: "Are the four of us all right?"

Red Carp is confident: "It's okay, you and Xu Xu just scout the road ahead to see if anyone is in ambush. There are not many people escorting the darts on Sunday night."

So we led the escort car and hit the road.

I really can't forget the tragic scene of that night.

Achilles formed a group to ambush us across servers. Red Carp and Fang Xiao were fine, one refused and the other accelerated, they gave up the mission and ran away.

Xu Xu just added blood to me at the beginning, but after adding a few mouthfuls, he ran away when he saw that the situation was not good.

Facing the siege of Xueyue coming up alone, I used my emptiness to drive through the wind with a hundred steps to pass through Yang Shifang with a single thought.

Li Ergou, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Damn, this is definitely revenge.