After I became a shemale liar

"No need." Another peeled and clean shrimp landed on the plate in front of me: "I will pick him up."

Xu Xu glanced at Tao Hua angrily: "Why are you guarding so tightly, yours?"

Taohua glanced at her: "Of course it belongs to my family."

This situation is embarrassing whether I can explain it or not. I lowered my head and took a sip of the mushroom soup without making a sound.

Xu Xu didn't pay attention to the meaning of his words at all, and continued to pester me to ask: "Ergou, why do you talk so little, talk more, I remember that you are quite promiscuous in the game?"

"It's okay." I thought for a while: "Is it crazy? Sometimes the behavior in the game is really different from my own, and I will exaggerate it appropriately."

"He doesn't talk very much in the game, he only lets himself go when I'm in front of him." Taohua interjected coolly.

Xu Xu didn't listen to what he said at all, and stared at me without blinking, as if he was afraid of missing a word, he chased after me: "Then what happened to gossip about you pretending to be a ladyboy? Isn't it? Someone got on your account and discredited you."

"That's right." I picked up the shrimp that Taohua peeled for me before and ate, "It's all a misunderstanding."

"Let's go sing K after the martial arts competition. Your voice is so gentle, you must sing well."

"It's okay to go, but I'm tone deaf. Really, just listen to you singing."

"Is it possible to practice with five-tone incompleteness? I have a karaoke software that is super easy to use. Let me pass it on to you for a try? Come and add a button."

Red Carp & Peach Blossom & Me: "..."

The red carp couldn't stand it anymore and took a chopstick of okra from the plate in front of me: "Can you stop burning the old man's eyes here? I need the contact information to go privately. Let's eat now."

Xu Xu took back the phone resentfully: "You are working in Shanghai now, right?"

"Well, temporarily living in Shanghai."

"I have a classmate who is in Shanghai. I will go and play with her during the Chinese New Year. We will be together then."

"I guess I don't have time." I politely declined, "There are a lot of things to do in the company during the Chinese New Year, and I have to go home after I'm done."

"Ah, where is your home?"

"All right, all right." Red Carp: "Oh my god, you can just take him to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and you'll know everything when you take out your household registration book."

Slowly cast a slanting glance at him: "I don't know why you would rather demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage!"

Red carp: "I think you are the one who ruined the marriage now, and the peach blossoms are still here. You are pulling people around and asking them all the time."

Xu Xu was stunned: "What??"

Two seconds later, she came to her senses: "Damn! Are you two serious? I thought it was all random flirting by cross-server rotten girls!"

"Of course it's true." Taohua said with no expression on her face, she was actually still peeling the shrimp for me, a small pile had already been piled up on the plate in front of her, each of them had been stripped and the shrimp was cleanly placed in front of me.

"Don't peel it." I held him down: "Let's eat."

slowly:"……"

She temporarily turned off the fire.

After dinner, we went back to the internet cafe again, this time we picked a table for four, Xu Xu and Red Carp sat on one side, and Tao Hua and I sat opposite them.

"When will you switch servers back?" Taohua suddenly asked.

"I forgot when I switched to the server." I thought for a while, "Ask Lu Xingcheng later."

"It was transferred early on Sunday morning." Taohua had already clicked on Kunlun, entered the account number, and could not see any expression on the profile: "Before 07:30."

"..."

Oh, inexplicably guilty.

"Then next Sunday's CD is enough, and I will switch back then." I entered the doctor's account password and logged in to Bashan Yeyu.

"Ah."

Fanfenghuang and Lihualuojin were already waiting, and they formed us into the team as soon as they went online.

Lihua was surprised and said: "You two are really synchronized when you go online today."

"Yeah." Xu Xu said in the queue with Momo Qinghan's account: "We are now in the fourth row of the Internet cafe."

"..." Lihua: "Have you guys met?"

Xu Xu: "Well, I just finished eating."

Lihua stopped talking, I reckon it was sad, we played together for so long, Mianji didn't take her with me.

Taohua didn't seem to pay attention to the movement of the team channel, and typed quickly: "Have all the status medicines been prepared? Let's enter the arena, forty."

"I feel like I'm hanging this time." Red Carp stretched his shoulders: "It would be nice to get a Tanhua."

Fen Fenghuang: "Well, we don't have enough manpower, so let's avoid the edge this time."

Then we did get a pick.

The No. [-] team is still the Maoer Cangcang family team, and the second place was taken away by the martial arts team reorganized by Achilles.

After the system announcement came out, it was natural that there was another commercial exchange. Liang Shanbo had a few cynicism and sarcasm one after another. Red carp said in the gang: "If you like to fight, go to the wild to block them. Take it, don't be cowardly, recharge your batteries for a week, and officially start working with them next week."

It was past three o'clock when I came out of the internet cafe, Red Carp looked around, narrowed his eyes and said, "Where is the best place to go?"

Xu Xu: "Sing K, sing K!!"

Red Carp: "If you have any pursuit, you will know how to sing K."

Xu Xu: "Oh, there is no pursuit of singing K, but is there any pursuit when standing outside and freezing like a dog?"

"Sing K tomorrow, I spent most of the time indoors today."

"That's good." Xu Xu looked at Tao Hua: "Let's take them to Dashatou at night! Then to Canton Tower."

"Well, I think so."

"Where are you going in the afternoon?" Xu Xu frowned, "I can't continue to eat, yes, how about the water park!!"

"...Sister." Red Carp pointed at the sky tremblingly: "Even if it doesn't snow in Guangzhou, it's still winter now."

Xu Xu: "I don't want to go to the scenic spot! It's too crowded."

Red Carp: "Then go play indoor rock climbing."

Xu Xu looked down at his nine centimeters.

Red Carp: "Just pretend I didn't say it."

Xu Xu: "It's not about the shoes, it's mainly because I'm a weak woman, you know."

Red Carp: "...a mentally handicapped woman?"

Xu Xu: "You go!"

"Let's go to Animal World." I thought for a while, and looked at Taohua: "It takes about four or ten minutes to drive there, and I can play for two and a half hours. Then I will go to Dashatou."

Then we went to the parking lot, Xu Xu decisively abandoned his car and squeezed with us.

I was in the front seat, she and Red Carp were in the back seat.

After buying the tickets to the animal world, I set a time to meet or leave at six o'clock. Before I could react, Taohua dragged me away.

Xu Xu stared at the backs of the two of us dumbfounded, and a faint voice came over: "Fuck, we value sex and despise friends..."

Then she too was dragged away by the red carp.

Taohua directly dragged me onto the small train in the self-driving area and sat in the last section.

"...What happened all of a sudden?"

"Nothing," Tao Hua looked at me, "Are you thirsty?"

"I'm not thirsty. I drank half a bottle of water during the competition."

"Yeah." Taohua looked around: "I came to this place once when I was in high school, and I don't think it's changed much."

"A spring outing?"

"No, it's just the holidays."

Emmm, how can I hear something else.

"No way," I couldn't help laughing: "Could it be that he ran away from home and came here by himself?"

Taohua glanced at me: "Yes."

"Then your rebellious way is quite fierce, because why did you break up with the family?"

"Because of coming out."

"..."

Suddenly meeting the bottomless emotion in his eyes, I forgot the words for a moment.

Taohua smiled, and suddenly stretched out her hand: "Give me your hand."

. . .

"I feel like you're going to hit me."

"What are you thinking?" Taohua resolutely gave up communicating with me, and directly pulled my left hand over: "You still use my hands to clean up here, and pack it up and throw it into the dinosaur pile in a while."

"Tsk, man."

I don't know where this sentence hit his laugh point. This guy is still holding my wrist bone in his hand, and he turned his head directly to laugh so hard that he couldn't take care of himself.

"What are you laughing at?" I tried to pull my wrist back.

He turned back: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I lost my composure."

I smiled: "I'm sorry, if it's useful, why do you need the police?"

Tao Hua: "Okay, okay, I just suddenly wanted to laugh, and I couldn't hold back."

Then a balance wrist strap was snapped onto my left hand.

Camouflage gray silicone silver buckle, looks pretty good.

I moved my wrist: "How can you give me this?"

"I wanted to buy a watch, but I thought you wouldn't like to wear it, so I changed it to a wristband."

"Then can I do [-] push-ups in one breath?"

"How many can you take in one breath now?"

"Emmm, there are only a few dozen."

"Then don't even think about it." He pinched my wrist again vaguely: "Although it may not have an obvious effect on you, it can promote blood circulation anyway. If you are whiter, you will really be sickly white." No, lack of exercise, Li Ergou."

"What are you talking about? I'm the face of our company. I still go to the gym once in a while."

"Well, so mine."

"..."

Oops.

I supported my calm face and rolled my eyes steadily: "Why don't you owe me first, and go back to the game to make up for you."

"No sincerity at all."

The little train stopped, he let go of me and got off, and I got off behind him and walked side by side.

After walking for a while, he suddenly said, "Do you always have this attitude towards everything?"

I looked at the large flamingos not far away: "How do you say?"

"I don't know how to describe it, I just live by consciousness or unconsciousness, everything I do is like pushing the boat with the water.

The wristband on his left hand rubbed against the cuff of his shirt, and the liquid flowing in the thin blood vessels seemed to be really hot.

"I originally came here with the mentality of meeting a friend."

"But I'm not."

Before I knew it, I had reached a secluded place, and I stopped in my tracks: "Are you really clear?"

He stops and looks at me.

"I know very well that I like you."

"Whether it's Li Ergou in the game or you standing in front of me now, isn't it you?"

"The appearance and character design in the game are exactly the same, why did I just fall in love with you?"

"Peach Blossom."

"My name is Fang Xiao."

"Okay." I changed my words in a good manner: "I don't want to hide it from you. I am a person who has relatively poor ability to perceive ordinary people's emotions, and emotions are not something that I can't eat three meals a day. I have been in a relationship before. Several girlfriends separated because of this."

"Really." Fang Xiao approached me with a half-smile, and I couldn't help but take a step back.

"Then isn't Xu Xu obviously interested in you? Why didn't you even show your willingness to continue with her?"

He glanced at my wrist, and continued to force me to back up by relying on the length of my legs: "If you don't acquiesce, I won't even be able to touch your hand."

My back steps hit an obstacle, a tree root.

"Do you think I will be deceived by your mouth that can run trains side by side again?" He finally stopped approaching and stared into my eyes: "Give me a kiss."

"..."

I don't know why I can't utter a word, let alone why I let him approach like this.

All the emotions I was born with roared and surged, crushing my reason, which was not very firm in resisting the will, and pinning me in place.

Fang Xiao leaned over and held my wrist, his eyes wandered around my face, and finally he restrained himself from looking away, lowered his head, pressed against his clothes, and kissed my heart.