After I became a shemale liar

Three boring people, on such an unremarkable night, dragged their feet to have an adventure, intercepted an escort car halfway, and ran to see the snow in Kunlun and the moon in Guanghan Palace in a very artistic way.

After twelve o'clock, all the task information will be refreshed, Xu Xu still seems to be full of energy, and wants to go surfing after jumping around.

Taohua suggested: "Why don't we go to escort the darts."

I was completely overwhelmed: "??? Let me just ask, aren't you two sleepy at all?"

Xu Xu: "Not sleepy."

She took the task of escorting the darts one second before twelve o'clock, and led us on the road of no return of staying up all night.

Later, we still walked slowly with the escort car in front, and Taohua and I followed behind at a slow speed, escorting the escort.

I don't know what kind of temper these two people have, anyway, I'm so sleepy that I lose my temper.

This miserable situation lasted until the next night's league game. I usually had nothing to do on Saturdays and Sundays. I took Li Qigou out for a walk, and I started the game after [-] o'clock in the evening.

Today's last league game is still against Liang Shanbo, and at only 07:30, Red Carp has already grabbed people to join the team: "Hurry up, hurry up, today is still a day to play against Liang Shanbo! Everyone play Get up!!"

However, few people ignored him, anyway, there was still half an hour before the start, and the gang members ignored him, and they went to the book, and ran to the business.

Then the red carp saw me.

I just feel a little bad.

Sure enough, in the next second, this force sent a series of capitalized and bold red letters in the guild: "Dong Xue, what the hell are you doing? Hurry up to the league! Your girlfriend and your daughter will be here soon!!"

I.Boudoir.female.

Who told him about this stepping horse? Let's see if I don't pick it up.

I ignored Red Carp's courteous calls from the guild, and went to the guild manager to accept a ticket to run a business, intending to run a ticket to earn some money for medicine.

However, as the old saying goes, if you are always in the waves in the sea, how can you not capsize.

I, the hostile little prince who claims to be the invincible hand in Kunlun, just passed the picture, and as soon as the three-second invincibility buff disappeared, I was guarded by a group of people squatting here.

One of the protagonists who guard me seems to be an acquaintance, and I am happy to see that name.

That's right, this acquaintance is one of the earliest soy sauces that appeared in this article.

I lay on the ground and greeted the persistent grandma very festively: "Hey, persistent grandma, do you still remember the Jingwei reclamation that we fought together in those years?"

Persevering milk: "Hehe."

Me: "?? Anyway, we also snatched the friendship of medicinal materials once, don't be so cold."

Persevering milk: "Do you still have the face to mention it?"

Me: "I'm ashamed to mention it, so why are you here today?"

Persevering milk: "Hehe, you can do whatever you want just by staying with a group of great gods? You're done, green tea milk."

I:"??"

She took two steps closer: "It's been a long time since the mad dogs you helped killed me. You haven't shown up once. It's very easy to pretend to be innocent by borrowing a knife to kill someone. How did you do it, teach me?"

I:"……"

Who killed you?Why am I not impressed?slowly?Didn't they just kill a few times at the beginning?Who else killed after that?And the point is, why the fuck is it on me in the end? ? !

I couldn't figure out why, so I kept silent.

Obsessive milk: "Stop talking? Wait for the rescuers? I've already inquired. Taohua won't be on the scene today, Red Carp? If there is no milk, one out of the cloud is enough for him. Fenfenghuang is a support, no threat, Momo Qinghan? Spicy chicken Taoist priest, who else is there, the old man of the Xu family? Hahahahaha."

I was taken aback by her reassuring tone, but before I could think about it carefully, two reminders popped up in front of me.

【Momo Qinghan invites you to join his team】

【Red Carp, Green Carp and Donkey invite you to join his team】

【Sure】

Except for Taohua, there are several people in the team.

It's just that they didn't send it over immediately, and no one spoke.

Of course, the persistent grandma saw the team flag appearing on my head, and without any more nonsense, gave the order concisely: "Seize the soul."

"..."

A little Fufeng in her team said: "...she has been sedated by eating the soul lamp."

Persevering milk: "...can you ask for some more face??"

I felt very baffled: "Is there any problem with eating Dinghun immediately after being masturbated in the wild? Especially with enemies like me everywhere??"

"Besides, you didn't take the opportunity to snatch me when you beat me to death, and now you think about taking my soul? Don't you know that the villain died because of talking too much?"

The persistent grandma seemed very angry, she turned around and went straight back to the city.

I tacitly gave up the commercial ticket after my resurrection, and watched my money being deducted [-], heartbroken.

The team channel was silent when I joined the team. The red carp who had been calling for people to join the team not long ago became serious. The ominous atmosphere enveloped me at a speed visible to the naked eye.

I tentatively said, "What's the matter? What happened?"

No one answered me.

I looked at their positions, flew thousands of miles straight back to the gang territory, and ran in front of them.

The four of them were standing in front of the guild main altar in a row, and the weapons on them could be seen from a long distance away. They were so bright that they had special effects only after hitting high-level stones.

After taking a few steps closer, I realized something was wrong.

Yes, slowly.

As an out-and-out RMB fighter, Xu Xu, like Red Carp, has always had the most pretentious light effects on his body. He can’t wait to see himself as a little sun shining on the world in his daily life. Among the ashen beings.

But today is different.

That violent and dazzling Izumo loli stood in front of me as if faded.

"What's wrong?" I couldn't help asking again.

This time, Xu Xu took the initiative to answer me: "Dongxue, look at my equipment."

I dubiously clicked on her equipment bar.

The equipment looks like the same equipment, but the artifact that was originally strengthened with full-level stones and slots is now so full that there is not even a hole left.

He only wore a blue novice suit all over his body.

"?? What's going on? What's your equipment?"

Xu Xu replied calmly: "It was destroyed by someone."

Me: "What do you mean? Destroyed? By whom?"

Slowly fell silent.

Red Carp answered absent-mindedly: "What the hell, I just found out that it was undoubtedly the one whose lights were dimmed. He was the only one on Xu Xu's account yesterday."

Me: "Did you find the GM? How did you say it?"

Xu Xu still typed in a deathly calm tone: "I found it, but I probably won't be able to find it back."

"How to say?"

"If you destroy it directly, you can still try to restore it, but just now the GM said that after he withdrew all the strengthening stones and attribute stones from my equipment, the attribute stones were broken into essences, and the strengthening stones downgraded me, and then only one It is very troublesome to restore a destroyed one, and the equipment is also broken into materials for me."

"..."

Momo Qinghan: "Fuck, what a hatred, is he himself?"

"It's me."

"Myself? You two have been married for so long, why did he treat you like this? Could it be that there was a holiday before??"

"I don't know, maybe I did." Xu Xu sighed heavily, "I just destroyed tens of thousands of them just like that. It hurts a bit."

Red carp: "??? A little heartache?? Fuck, labor and management are looking at your empty equipment bar and it's about to shatter, don't you just feel a little heartache??"

Xu Xu: "My heart hurts a little, but it hurts a lot."

Red Carp: "I'm about to have myocarditis, and you're the one whose heart hurts?? Oh my god, I can't take it anymore. Phoenix, I've tracked him for thousands of miles. Find that grandson. I'm going to abolish him."

Fan Fenghuang: "It's already been used. I haven't been online since [-] o'clock in the middle of the night yesterday when no one quit the gang and went offline. I can't track it down."

"Well, it depends on whether the GM recovers or not. It's definitely not working today, so what's the matter, give me the captain of the mining team, and I'll move the mine?" Xu Xu said.

Red Carp: "My God, girl, are you really big-hearted or short-hearted? Ask his relatives and friends to find him out!"

Xu Xu: "Emmm, I was too careless, I just gave him a number."

Red Carp: "What are you talking about now, can't you be on his account? Go up, concoct it according to the law, and destroy it for him, he doesn't even know it!"

slowly:"……"

She was silent for a moment, and said: "You forgot, yesterday he said that his friend wanted to use his account, and I just opened the trumpet to play. He must have changed the password yesterday."

The red carp was completely driven mad by Xu Xu's attitude that he could no longer be a Buddha, and he almost wanted to grab the ground with his head: "Then why do you think about it? Just leave it alone?"

Xu Xu: "No, why can't you think about it elsewhere?"

Red carp: "What?"

Fan Fenghuang: "Guild leader, Taohua is not in today's league, and Xu Xu's account has been demolished. I just took a look, and all the members of the Xu family are offline."

Momo Qinghan: "Then Jiayi is a little nervous today."

"It's more than that." Fen Fenghuang continued: "Actually, I've wanted to say it a long time ago. Although it's not obvious, I always feel that our gang has always been very strange recently, such as making a scene every two days, such as every time I finish making a show. There are people who help, such as..."

He stopped talking suddenly.

"It's okay." Xu Xu continued his words: "Tell me, I remember that I told you a long time ago that this account is actually a family with them after I bought it. I don't know them well, otherwise I wouldn't be with you. play together."

Fan Fenghuang: "Then I will continue, the Xu family, they are active in the league, but once they start a gang war with Liang Shanbo, they never participate."

Red Carp: "You mean there are people from Liang Shanbo in our gang."

Fan Fenghuang: "There must be someone like Liang Shanbo, but what I worry about is that there is more than one person."

The author has something to say: I will be temporarily released on Wednesday, everyone has been waiting =v=

[Mom, I’m mentally retarded again. Ergou’s former gang was called Liang Shanbo, and now he’s meeting someone like Red Carp...I’ve changed it, don’t be misled by me]