After I became a shemale liar

Guild League. .

Totally forgot.

I looked at Li Qigou, who obviously could fight for another two hours, and typed back to him: "Eating out, I can't fight the first round, and I can't fight the second round. You can find Lihua milk."

Taohua: "Yeah."

Each league game lasts for one hour, and there is a half-hour interval between the second game. The first-level gangs can basically play for more than half an hour, especially the top three. If there is no alliance with each other, it is common to play for a full hour. I guess After a while, I should be able to rush back before the second round, so I didn't urge Li Qigou and let her eat slowly.

Facts have proved that I should urge it.

After I took her back and threw all the spare sheets and quilts to her, it was almost ten o'clock.

The second game was either against Leifeng Xizhao or against Bamboo Forest Misty Rain. I sat down and turned on the phone, and started YY while entering the game. As soon as I jumped into the league channel, I was overwhelmed by the noise.

The clacking keyboard sound is accompanied by unclear war songs, coupled with the earthy command of the red carp, the sourness is full.

I clicked with great difficulty to join the team and then entered the league venue, when I heard the red carp in yy screaming hoarsely amidst the artillery fire: "Oh Xu Xu, don't you be such a tiger? Wu Xian on the other side is about to accuse you of being mentally handicapped. How about you?" Forward??"

Fen Fenghuang also reminded him in the rain of guns and arrows: "Did you forget? At that time Xu Xu said that the lights were dim and he wanted to play Izumo, and they changed numbers to play."

"Fuck, I said why the control on our side is so weak today. It turns out that Xu Xu is playing with Wuxian."

Xu Xu silently typed on the help channel on a dimly lit account: "What the hell do you have to say about Baba's operation? Hmm? Go to practice two games after the league is over?"

The red carp's laughter changed its tone sharply, and coughed to cover up: "Then what, Lihua, pay attention to the Phoenix's health bar, he has been charged, oh, I read wrong? Then you, you, you, you, whoever you want." ,Um."

I climbed up on the mount, clicked on the map, and took a look at the location of Taohua. I was typing while running down the road: "Then what, can't you set up a wheat sequence? Play a league and kill hundreds of them in the vegetable market." It's the same back and forth, isn't it noisy?"

Seeing me coming, the red carp was very surprised: "Oh my snow! You are here! No, I tell you, this is how you have to play in the league, otherwise how can there be an atmosphere of fighting with others?? Get ready, brothers, Push them in one wave!! Go!!"

After a deafening sound, I finally arrived at the bottom road. Taohua happened to be walking back with a layer of blood left, and Fufeng was chasing after him. He was about to throw a puppet to fix him, so he quickly jumped off his mount and rushed to heal When he reached his range, he opened the green sac and rejuvenated to restore his blood to full, and then removed the poisonous state on his body.

current:

【Love and be loved:……】

He turned around and killed that Fufeng, and didn't go any further. Instead, he took the status medicine for himself again, and then poked me and chatted privately: "Just wait until I die and throw it back to life, and it's a waste of a little stunt!" .”

"Don't waste it," I added a healing technique that continuously restores blood to him, and suddenly a sentence popped up in my mind, I didn't know where I read it, and I teased him: "Well, if you Beside me, I only want to cross the calamity, and I don’t want to return to the sun.”

As soon as this sentence came out, Tao Hua stopped talking immediately.

Hahahahahahaha, I laughed for a long time at Wu Xian who was suddenly as quiet as a chicken on the screen, and my face hurt from laughing.

Young man, flirt with me!

In the second round, due to Taohua still laughing at Chunfeng's abnormal performance, we couldn't get past the bottom lane, so it took us 10 minutes longer than usual to defeat Leifeng Xizhao.

After Red Carp disbanded the team, they quickly formed a few of us into the team, saying that they had started a gang war with Xiangjianhuan, and they were going to the wild to block the main players of Xiangjianhuan.

Me: "??? I want to beat you, but I won't. The pressure on you is too much."

Red Carp: "That can't be done Miss Sister! Today, we are the ones who declared war on the initiative of Xiangjianhuan, don't you understand! It's rare to see each other in a thousand years!! Who gave them the courage!! My wife!!"

"..."

Fan Fenghuang: "What they mean is that last night you and Taohua robbed the darts of two of them in this server, and then robbed them again across servers. The total loss is 800 million, and you will have to drink it for the next two weeks. The northwest wind blows, and my mentality collapsed."

Taohuayue stood aside brightly and pretended not to be there, so I had no choice but to answer: "Cross-server? We went to rob the darts to play, but I was already so sleepy that I lost my mind, who knew I robbed them again, Qinghan, do you remember?"

Momo Qinghan: "Where do I remember, wasn't it a chaotic battle? It wasn't just the three of us who robbed the darts. We just grabbed the last blow."

"Anyway, it doesn't matter, they are now with the teams that robbed you of the darts last night, and they scolded you all day in the afternoon. They just stopped playing in the league for a while. I guess they will make a comeback after the rest. "

"Just scold me." I shrugged my shoulders fearlessly, "This game has a way of robbing darts, so it's not robbed by people? It's a fucking ten-level fragile glass heart."

"It's true to say so, but if you are really scolding fiercely, just go back. Although you are too lazy to spat at them, you can't let them blackmail." Fen Fenghuang said.

"Well," I nodded, "What about Xu Xu? Why does it feel like we haven't done any missions in the past two weeks? Walk around, my knife can't even harden."

"..."

Red Carp sent a string of dots in awe, expressing his heart on behalf of the whole team: "Dongxue, why are you so fluttering now? Huh? Who can tell me where that gentle and lovely girl went? How did she become a swindler?" You are such a dirty demon king??"

"Heh." I sent a smiling expression: "I forgot to say, my grandma is born, who are you, I don't know you."

Red Carp: "...Damn, is it amazing to have a relationship?!"

Tao Hua, who had been silent all this time, suddenly moved and stood beside him.

Red Carp: "That's great."

Momo Qinghan: "Damn... come slowly? If you don't come, let's call someone to write the book. Didn't Dongxue say that he wants to go to the mission."

Red Carp: "Wait a minute, Xu Xu just told me that a friend with dim lights should use a dimly lit account. He hasn't played enough of her own Izumo account, so she got an account to play with us."

Fen Fenghuang: "I always feel...something is not quite right recently."

Momo Qinghan: "...For example?"

Fen Fenghuang: "For example...Xu Xu has been married to Deng Huo Lan Shan for so long, and they still haven't left??"

Momo Qinghan: "Maybe this is the power of true love?"

Fen Fenghuang shook his head and sighed: "Sure enough, one thing is one thing, and it can make Xu Xu, this Langbi, calm down."

While speaking, a pink and tender little doctor joined the team.

ID is also very artistic, I am very happy.

【You scum】

Wow, I can't forget it.

Only level 56, I really want to play and develop! !

I squeezed close to the little doctor, rolling my eyes with a smile.

It seems that it is not good to strike up a conversation directly, so I added her as a friend very friendly, and then asked: "□□, is there a master?"

You scumbag: "?"

Me: "That..."

However, the girl didn't understand my hesitation. She directly applied for the captain, pulled the team to follow, and said, "I just found such an alias. Are you going to take me to level up, or go play the book yourself?"

[The red carp, the green carp and the donkey left the team voluntarily]

[Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix voluntarily left the team]

Now that I'm already in Kunlun, I guess I'm going to have a fight with Xiangjianhuan.

Momo Qinghan: "..."

You scumbag: "Forget it, you go too, they just take me. Tomorrow, I will go to the Izumo and we will practice again, and Ma De was forced by the red carp to laugh at Ba Ba's operation!!"

【Mo Mo Qinghan left the team voluntarily】

I looked at this protective female doctor in the team, and when I thought about how Xu Xu was, I found it hard to accept.Just now, countless little ideas that I wanted to lure her back to develop and make sauces and sauces are all turned off now.

It's as uncomfortable as being kicked out of bed suddenly in the middle of XXX.

Xu Xu drove her little doctor number around three times, and finally said something confused: "Oh shit? I forgot where I upgraded to level [-] or [-]. Does anyone remember?"

Tao Hua: "I don't remember anything else, but the only thing I can play is that the river god gets married."

Xu Xu: "Just the one from Yeshui?"

Taohua: "Yeah."

Xu Xu threw the captain to him: "Then you take... I forgot the way."

Taohua pulled to follow, but I refused.

Mainly because I'm a little sleepy.

Xu Xu: "Mother, why are you swollen 0.0?"

I was shocked by the title of mother: "???"

Xu Xu: "Let's go, mother, no one has ever taken me on a mission, so I feel sorry for myself."

In the end, I followed them into the copy of the river god.

However, it's unbelievable that these two guys are stuck at the door without moving. One reason is that they are trumpets, and the other reason is that they have no output.

I just used my weak little nanny to sneak the water monster in the dungeon.

Fortunately, the level of blame is low, so it is not so difficult, and one person can masturbate alone.

After River God Benli came out, I directly ordered the team to follow, and I didn't want to move again. I felt that I had lost hope for tomorrow.

Maybe it's because of the trumpet's bad character, Xu Xu messed around in the dungeon and triggered an adventure, I didn't need any experience, so I ran to do the adventure excitedly, I had nothing to do, so I ordered the team to follow, and followed behind Taohua.

Tao Hua also seemed bored, and followed Xu Xu.

Xu Xu ran in front with his short legs, and we followed behind with our long legs.

After walking for more than half of the map, Xu Xu suddenly stopped and talked to the npc. Taohua and I stood by the side with nothing to do.

I checked the time, it was past eleven o'clock, so I got up and knocked on Li Qigou's door a few times to let her go to bed early, and poured another glass of water.

Then I saw that Taohua hugged me at some point.

I sent him a string of dots, but he ignored me, hugged me around, and weighed me twice with facial expressions, the flute around his waist was spinning brightly.

I took a sip of water and asked him, "Master, is it okay?"

Taohua: "Well, it's not very good, but the girl's touch is better."

Me: "Oh, what the fuck girl feels good in your hand, you hug me?"

Tao Hua: "I can't help it, now there is only Xu Xu besides you, I'm not interested in Lolita."

Me: "I set up to refuse to hug."

Taohua sighed: "Don't think about it, if it's a husband and wife relationship, it's useless to refuse to hug."

I:"……"

Xu Xu ended his conversation with the NPC in the blink of an eye, and continued to run to the next point. Taohua put me down, called Suzaku to ride on, and picked me up again.

Xu Xu still ran in front with short legs, Tao Hua hugged me and followed behind, Suzaku carried us forward at a slow speed, weak, like a kidney deficiency.

The author has something to say: crossing is a skill to solve the state;

It will not be updated tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, so don’t wait;

We have to seriously push the plot, eh.