After I became a shemale liar

Lying back on the bed and swiping my phone aimlessly for a while, I decided to sleep.

Dog life is more important wow.

Putting down the phone, I closed my eyes and started to feel sleepy.

Then, just a little bit before he could fall asleep, the phone that was charging by the bedside vibrated twice.

I thought for two seconds whether I should take a look.

Achilles shouldn't be looking for me anymore.

It's either Red Carp or Xu Xu, or Momo Qinghan, or the official account information.

Forget it, take a look, and there will be no missing piece of meat.

I groped to unplug the data cable of the phone, squinted my eyes to unlock it, and opened it to read the message.

Taohua: "Are you there?"

Oh, it's you little bitch.

I threw down the phone and turned over to go back to sleep, but suddenly remembered that the vertical bar in the input box had been flashing when I clicked on his message.

...So the status displayed on his side now is that I am typing.

In this case, I will appear narrow-minded if I don't reply to the message.

So I sat up and grabbed my phone and replied him with a big heart: "Yes."

The state on his side quickly changed to that the other party was typing.

Well, as a teacher, I want to see what kind of force you want to pretend in the middle of the night.

However, 5 minutes passed, and his state was still that the other party was typing, and not a single word came out.

Fuck, you just came to disturb my lucid dream, right?

Just as he dropped the phone, "buzzing" vibrated twice again.

I patiently opened it.

Peach Blossom: "Click the link below to connect to CbHnKwR♀, there will be a surprise when you poke (like) (like) 520 first come first served (rose) (rose)"

I:"……"

What did he learn from others while I was away!

I went back and forth a little bit, but he didn't act like a monster anymore, it was normal to ask me why I wasn't asleep, as if he wasn't the one who sent me the pornographic link just now.

Apprentice heart, sea needle.

"I was about to fall asleep, but I was awakened by your news."

Peach Blossom: "..."

"Any question?"

He paused there for a while, and came back with two words: "No more."

"Ah."

I also paused, and then asked: "Then why are you unhappy these two days?"

He was silent.

Maybe it was because the night was so quiet that I didn't get mad at his occasional silence.

He didn't intend to answer, and I didn't feel sleepy anymore, and I suddenly remembered the matter of changing numbers.

Don't tell me when to wait! !

So I typed quickly: "I may not be available for the doctor account recently, you can discuss it with Red Carp and find another doctor."

Taohua: "Is it because I haven't been free recently, or will I never do it again in the future?"

Me: "Recently, it looks like half a month."

Taohua: "Then I won't look for it until you come back."

"..."

If you don't find a doctor, how can I change my number?

I replied to him sadly: "Well, I don't want to play doctor anymore, maybe I will come back with another output number in half a month."

Tao Hua: "...don't want to play doctor anymore?"

Me: "Well, I,,, I didn't really like playing doctors."

"Well, that, before you accompanied me to dig medicinal materials and helped me vent my anger, thank you very much."

"So, if you have time, go get a divorce tomorrow, so you can go back to being single and find another nanny."

Peach Blossom was silent again.

I patiently persuaded him with the feeling of being a teacher for one day and being a father for life: "No, you see, behind a successful man like you, there must be an excellent woman who will silently add blood to you. I don't have time , you must find another doctor, or your image as a successful person is in jeopardy."

Tao Hua: "But if I find another doctor to add blood to me, wouldn't my emotionally dedicated personality collapse immediately?"

Me: "...then you can find a nanny, not necessarily a nanny."

After thinking for a while, I added another sentence: "No... Grandma can't prove anything..."

"No, what did you just say, a character with a dedicated relationship? Shit, you helped me so much before to strengthen your character?"

Tao Hua: "...not all of them."

"???"

"I'm helping you because they are looking for you randomly, and you are very important to me."

Me: "Sure enough, I knew that even through the network cable, my handsomeness still overflows the screen."

Tao Hua: "...It's a pain in the ass to lose two groups in the game, but the flirtatious talk is always the same."

After the ridicule, he asked me: "Your account is basically finished, don't sell it if you don't want to play it, just let it go."

Why don't you sell it? If this number is sold, I can get a small [-], okay?

But what does he mean by saying this, does he not want me to go?

But then, my heart suddenly froze.

The night is really good for thinking. For example, I actually caught the weirdness that was just a flash in the pan.

I went through all the things since I changed this nanny number in my mind, and suddenly felt a little difficult to breathe.

【Go, go fight the demon saint, you don't have magic weapon yet】

【This weapon was originally for you to wash, take it】

[There is a necklace in your warehouse that increases damage to the demon sword, have you brought it? 】

[Your account is basically finished, don’t sell it if you don’t want to play it, just let it go]

I didn't care about his words before, but now I think about it, but I feel cold physically and mentally.

No way, are you floating or I can't hold the knife anymore?You were obviously a nanny before?

No, you can't ask like that, it will be exposed.

In my heart, the battle between heaven and man, thousands of horses galloping and rumbling, crushed many thoughts, and finally maintained clarity with difficulty.

You can change gender in the game, I forgot.

But I still tentatively asked: "Are you... so concerned about me?"

Peach Blossom: "..."

Another string of ellipsis.

But if you don't figure this out, you won't be able to sleep tonight.

I thought so, turned on the light, got out of bed, and played games on the computer in one go.

There are not many people in the game anymore, and the friend list is all gray.

I calmly reviewed the conversation just now, and then opened the backpack one by one, confirming that the owner of this number was once a clue of Doubi.

No wonder I always feel weird, he is more familiar with this account than me, he knows that my weapon attributes are not good, he knows that I have no magic weapon, and he knows that there is a necklace in the warehouse that increases the damage of the demon sword... But he actually didn't help me. I have been on the number.

The fastest way to confirm a person's identity is through social circles.

I found nothing in the backpack, and I clicked on his friend list again.

I didn't have many friends when I bought this account, and I didn't need to clear those passers-by. I added the red carp fish powder Phoenix and so on later, and they were all in the friend list by default.

If it's really a funny account, why is there no me in the friend list?

Oh, yes, it may also be because I didn't let him change his number at the beginning, and he got angry and deleted me.

I clicked on friend list [-] again.

empty.

List three.

empty.

Finally, list four.

Here lay five gray names neatly.

Just like how I helped him clear the account a long time ago, he is quietly welcoming my arrival.

After the first ID, I made a serious note, Master.

The author has something to say: [Let’s put it up like this first, I will fix it when I have time]

[Come on everyone who takes the final exam of the college entrance examination=v=Don’t feel too little]