After I became a shemale liar

When I got home the next night, I didn't rush to board the nanny, but first landed on Li Xunhuan's character.

If I change to Yaodao, the nanny in the martial arts team will be the best of both worlds.

However, it seems that there will be one more player in the team, and it would be inappropriate to replace anyone.

Melancholy, I flew to the NPC in the warehouse, found out the stones and began to strengthen the equipment.

The world has been brushing up the news that I upgraded the stone-enhanced equipment, but I ignored it. Not long after, a team invitation popped up in front of me.

【Momo Qinghan invites you to join his team】

Ah, light cold.

I clicked OK.

【You have joined Momo Qinghan's team】

There were only two of us in the team, Momo Qinghan spoke first: "(Waves) Hey Li Xunhuan, are you interested in playing martial arts together?"

Oh yeah, I haven't told them it's actually mine.

I was thinking about a reasonable tone of dialogue, but I was at a loss.

Momo Qinghan is still getting close to me in the team channel: "Our team has Red Carp, Peach Blossom, the old man of the Xu family, Fen Fenghuang, and a nanny who is a sharp operator~ As long as she doesn't die, I can guarantee you don't die~"

I looked at these few words and sighed, yes, I know that I am sharp in operations, but I have no skills at all.

Momo Qinghan: "Li Xunhuan? Hello? Are you still there? Don't be so cold, as a man, I dare to speculate whether you are also hurt by the game, so you don't seek love or fight, and the equipment is so awesome , just for the one who is waiting for you here to come back to find you??"

I:"……"

Qinghan probably got encouragement from my six little points, and speculated even more vigorously: "There is no rush for chasing a goddess! Let me tell you! It must be done step by step!"

I'm so annoyed to death, but... Obviously, a gossip Xiaohe has exposed its sharp corners, it's no use not listening, Momo Qinghan, an innocent young man, actually has a goddess, I'm sorry if I don't dig deeper Is it a long-term teammate friendship?

I was instantly possessed by Zhuo Wei, but I couldn't show it too much.

So I typed and induced: "Why, do you have a favorite goddess?"

Momo Qinghan: "This..."

Me: "It's hard to say?"

Momo Qinghan: "It's easy to say, it's just that I came here with a mission today, and I can tell you who my goddess is only if you give me the right words."

I thought that sooner or later I would confess anyway, so I vaguely agreed: "Let me think about the martial arts competition for two days."

Momo Qinghan: "Happy!"

Me: "Well, so who is your goddess? She is also a man. Tell me quickly and let me help you as a staff officer."

Momo Qinghan's face was rippling: "Alas... Actually, if you are on the line, you should be familiar with this person."

I:".."

Momo Qinghan: "But she's already married, so I can only think about it."

Me: "Tsk, friend's wife? The taste is very strong, brother."

Momo Qinghan: "That's why I'm very conflicted! After so long, I only dare to vomit bitterness to a stranger like you."

Me: "Emmm, who said that? In matters of feelings, a woman's involvement is called a mistress, and a man's involvement is called domineering. Don't be too square. If you are domineering, just grab it if you can't."

Momo Qinghan: "?? Is it so radical? I was still thinking about whether to find a few girls to hook up her husband-in-law, and then take advantage of her sad divorce to operate, so that I can be justified..."

Me: "...Young man, your thinking is very dangerous."

Momo Qinghan: "I'm just thinking about it, I haven't done it yet! My conscience doesn't allow me to do this!"

Me: "Oh, having said so much, who is your goddess?"

Momo Qinghan: "Dongxue."

"..."

"Has this name hit a lot? No way, it's Taohua's daughter-in-law who still laughs at Chunfeng, the one who ranks fourth in the doctor's ability list, and Liu Se never felt sorry for Dongxue."

"Let me tell you that she is different from other girls at all! She is neither cute nor pretentious! Sometimes she speaks amazingly. I have liked her for a long time!"

"You won't expose me, brother! I took the risk of 818 to get close to you!"

"Oh, but I think they have a good relationship. I guess it will be quite difficult to implement my plan."

"?? Why don't you talk anymore."

"..."

big bro.

What do you want me to say?

You shouldn't be picked up, but I might be picked up again, so panicked.

I took a deep breath and felt that life is really hard.

Originally, what I wanted to say was to tell Red Carp and the others that I contacted the owner of this account offline and bought it directly, so that I can go directly to meet each other and then compete with them.

But Momo Qinghan did this.

Things suddenly became complicated.

I just promised him to think about it for two days.

Li Xunhuan and Dong Xue must not be the same person.

After thinking about it, I technically lost a line.

After 5 minutes, I went up again, but Momo Qinghan hadn't left yet, and his head was very persistently lit up in the line.

team:

[Momo Qinghan: Huh?Are you disconnected? 】

[Momo Qinghan: Then you must not have seen what I just posted]

Me: "Ah...Yeah, I don't know what's wrong, maybe the old Wang next door came to use WiFi again, and he will drop me as soon as he touches it."

I'm sorry, Lao Wang, you should recite this pot first.

Momo Qinghan: "Then let me tell you again?"

Me: "No, no, stop talking, I'm not very interested."

Momo Qinghan: "?? Didn't you just want me to tell you who my goddess is!!"

Me: "Oh, when I was disconnected just now, I went to pick up a glass of water, and suddenly I saw a lot more about life, so I decided not to waste time in games."

Momo Qinghan: "Don't, brother, brother! You just said that you would consider joining our martial arts team!"

Me: "I thought about it, but reality is more important, games or something, I decided to let go."

Momo Qinghan wanted to cry but had no tears: "Don't, brother, don't, big brother, I still want to get you done and go back to claim credit, otherwise I can only..."

I'm going offline.

It took another half an hour before I logged into the game on the nanny.

As soon as he went online, a team invitation popped up in front of him.

【Momo Qinghan invites you to join his team】

... I clicked OK with a complicated mood.

The red carps in the team were all assembled, with solemn expressions.

I unconsciously straightened my sitting posture, feeling a little uncertain.

The atmosphere is so solemn, could it be that my undercover work was exposed?impossible.

I ran through countless guesses in my mind, and finally I denied them one by one.

The team was silent for a long time, and Red Carp spoke first, with a very sad tone: "Brothers,,, the plan to hook up with the Great Sword has failed."

. . .Hook up.

Xu Xu didn't understand, so: "?? Didn't you want to go by yourself yesterday? Why did you fail before seeing you leave?"

Red Carp: "Fuck, I was thinking, what do you mean by retreating one by one!"

Xu Xu: "Cough cough cough cough."

Red Carp: "So I sent Momo Qinghan, who was born in Zhengmiaohong, to go, but he still lost. Heh, let me tell you, the great gods don't necessarily like young boys! It's better to be a prudent one like me! "

Momo Qinghan: "..."

I looked at the dejected Momo Qinghan, and felt a strong guilty conscience.

Bear with it. .When I have almost forgotten about it, I will tell them that Li Xunhuan's account was bought offline by me, so that Momo Qinghan doesn't have to be embarrassed, and the martial arts competition will be fine.

Red Carp: "Qinghan, have the Wuxians from Leifeng Xizhao still contacted you? Are you ready?"

Momo Qinghan: "I don't want to answer your question!"

The guild activities on Monday are all casual, Fen Fenghuang, Xu Xu and Red Carp went to fight the landlord, Qing Han... I don’t dare to provoke him now, so I very consciously quit the team and ran to dig the medicinal materials, by the way. Peach blossoms are used as a shield.

Momo Qinghan is such an honest kid, with peach blossoms, he will definitely not join the team, I am simply witty.

Taohua didn't talk very much these two days, I don't understand it very well, but after being in the same room for so long, I couldn't help asking: "What's the matter with you these two days?"

Taohua: "Nothing."

I thought about it, and then asked: "Are you really not going to the cross-server chief battle on Sunday?"

Taohua: "You really want me to go?"

I was questioned.

"Emmm, your equipment is very good now, and the route is also good. If you go to fight for it, there is still hope."

Tao Hua ignored my nonsense and asked again: "Do you really want me to go?"

I stopped digging up the herbs.

"Why do you ask that all of a sudden?"

Tao Hua: "You ask me first."

I:"……"

Made, speechless, said goodbye.

Inexplicably blocked by Taohua, I am not in the mood to dig medicinal materials in the wild, so I pack up and plan to play games, and go to bed early today.

When I flew back to the main city and passed the bulletin board, I glanced at it. Some bought murderers, some hired people to run businesses, some hired people to rob darts, some recruited masters, and some... took apprentices.

I stopped.

There are so many notices here, and so many people looking for masters to accept apprentices, if there is no such opportunity, perhaps the two adjacent masters who hang the notices will not meet until they retire.

This ball of wool, until the end, no one knows where they will roll, and how many other balls of wool they will get mixed up with on the way, please don't pull it, please let it go.

I have been playing Kunlun for many years. Although I didn't start playing since the public beta, I can still be regarded as an old player today.

I have taken the cross-server chief, been tricked by gang brothers, sprayed with people on the loudspeaker, confronted people in gang wars, and was buried in the resurrection point and couldn't get up.

I've played almost everything in this game.

It's just that, because Lu Xingcheng has a bad habit of accepting apprentices and is always provoked by his apprentices, I have never accepted an apprentice before.

Changing regions and coming here I really want to be a life player, but it's a pity for my silly and sweet apprentice.

I am pessimistic about life and death, but he has just been exposed to online games, and he will do it if he believes in it.

When Doubi told me that he wanted to change his number, I disagreed.

I have seen too many of these things. Mengxin Xiaobai, who was new to the rivers and lakes, was killed by some so-called Dashen who pretended to be on the roadside. He was so angry that he bought an account and came back to revenge. After killing enough, the first friend , If the equipment can't keep up, you won't be able to play together gradually.

In the end, it is nothing more than a person watching a pile of corpses in the list, hoping that a certain name will suddenly light up, imagining that someone will say hello to you, "Oh, are you still there?"

The emotion of games has always been a cold tea.

Run out and no one wants to stay.

My teasing apprentice disappeared for two days, and then came back and stood in front of me with a fake name.

I am really angry.

Change it, don't play this number, you continue to play your dad, no one can bully you.

He stubbornly replied, no.

Do you want to change?

He still replied, no.

OK, then you can play by yourself later.

He didn't reply me again.

The news of his strengthening equipment has been brushed around the world.

I didn't say hello to them, just got off the game.

After taking a shower, I sit back at the computer again.

I really don't feel sleepy at all, but I don't seem to be thinking about peach blossoms either.

I just feel very weak, just sitting there in a daze.

After posting for a long time, I logged into YY and sent a message to Achilles who was online: "Tomorrow, I will pay you back the two months' money."

Achilles came back quickly: "? Don't you brother? Didn't you promise well before?"

I typed slowly: "In two months, the matter of Wu Dalang and me has long passed, and people have long forgotten."

Achilles: "..."

"You understand what I mean. Wu Dalang is your friend in reality. I won't make it difficult for you. Let's end the undercover matter for today. From now on, you will play your game and I will play mine."

Achilles was silent for a while, and then sent a sentence: "I'm sorry."

Nothing.

I dropped yy.

The author has something to say: [Wu Dalang is Achilles’ real friend, and Li Ergou’s fraudulent marriage has been misrepresented too much, so Achilles asked Li Ergou to change his name to be an undercover agent, making the protagonist disappear It shouldn't be difficult to understand the distraction of people who eat melons, right?That’s all for now, otherwise it will be a spoiler]

[There are a lot of papers near the end of the term, and I will update them when I have time]

[Thank you for your support, bow]