The Pythagorean Theorem of the Entertainment Circle

#Xiao Hemo Jingxian A Big#

This afternoon, the rumored hero Xiao Hemo appeared at...

Yan Ding Bei hooks happiness: #肖何梨惊现A大#(≧▽≦)/It’s really Mo Mo! !When passing by the north gate, I said that the person at the gate looked so familiar! !

Xixi is heartbroken: #肖何梨惊现A大#Male God! ! !

The sky of worm paper sauce: #肖何梨惊现A大# actually met a star in his own school! !We are chasing!Everyone is waiting for my battle report! !

Leixuan FIGHTING: Where is #肖何梨惊现A大#! !Are you still there? !Cool love tell me! ! ! >0

Assisi is not east: #肖何梨惊现A大# Men’s toilet on the sixth floor of the North Chemical Laboratory Building.

The sky of worm paper sauce: #肖何梨惊现A大# Don’t rush, everyone, Xiao Hemo’s golden cicada has escaped from its shell, and we caught his agent.

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Location: Private room on the 2nd floor of a restaurant at South Gate A

Character: Xiao Hemo.

After Xiao Hemo silently liked the last one with his trumpet, he closed the phone.

When Lin You gave him the address, he couldn't sit still, but he still had the patience to finish filming the trick, and then he dragged Yang Wei to University A.

Yang Wei didn't agree with this matter from the very beginning, the current Xiao Hemo is no better than when he first came to Longying, even if this incident didn't happen, he is already a person who will cause commotion.It's just that Xiao Hemo couldn't hold back when he had the address, he couldn't help nagging him again and again, so he had to drive him here.

As a result, they didn't even enter the door.

University A is separated by a road on both sides. The campus on the south side of the road has grown bigger and bigger after several expansions. Now all the students and teaching buildings are here; while the campus on the north side of the road is gradually deviated from teaching because it cannot be expanded. The central area is now mainly teachers' dormitories and teaching and research buildings, in addition to several old basketball courts and two abandoned old laboratory buildings.

There is no entry restriction in the Southern District of A, that is, vehicles must be registered for entry and exit.On the contrary, in the North District, you have to show your ID to enter the door. The ID includes teacher ID and student ID. In other words, only people from the school can enter.If the export sales personnel need someone to contact, they have to be picked up by someone inside.Yang Wei and the security guard at the door talked badly, but they couldn't let them in.

Xiao Hemo didn't even go in, Xiao Hemo still didn't give up.

In the end, Xiao Hemo had no choice but to ask Lin You for help, so he managed to contact his fan, but the teacher said that he was in class and had to wait for him to finish.

It's okay to wait like this all the time, and I can't see the back seat clearly through the window.But after sitting for a long time, the third emergency and the first emergency came accidentally, and the two had to get out of the car to find the toilet.It's also due to Xiao Hemo's bad luck, he had waited for a long time before the class was over early and late, but just when they walked out of the teaching building and were going back to the parking place, the bell for the end of class suddenly rang, and countless people poured out of the classroom like a flood. student.

The two immediately lowered their heads and quickened their pace, and Xiao Hemo quickly lowered the brim of his hat.However, I don't know who suddenly yelled: "Look! Is that Xiao Hemo?"

As the sound spread, people on the left and right suddenly looked over.Wearing a mask on a hot day is unreliable, so Xiao Hemo only wore a hat and sunglasses.It's okay if you don't pay attention, as long as you look carefully, you will be recognized immediately.In an instant, it seemed that everyone was coming towards them, and the two of them ran away without thinking about waving their hands and signing autographs.It was also in a panic, there was still a distance to the parking space from here, and there were pursuers behind and intercepted before, and there happened to be a building next to it, and there was no one there, it was as empty as it was before get out of class.Without even thinking about it, the two fled into the building.

It turned out that this was a laboratory building. There was indeed no one on the big weekend, but no one and no laboratory was open! !This counts as running all the way up. Is there a helicopter waiting on the roof to help them fly away, but going out now is rushing into the encirclement.Just Yang Wei, he is not as tall as Xiao Hemo, and looks so weak that Xiao Hemo dare not count on him.

Xiao Hemo is quick-witted, or Xiao Hemo is ruthless and ungrateful, but he is still shameless.Seeing that something was wrong, he took off his T-shirt while running in the corridor.

"What are you doing!" Yang Wei was so startled that he almost spit out nosebleeds, and then he was dragged into the toilet by Xiao Hemo to take off his shirt. He clutched his shirt tightly and said angrily, "What are you going to do!!"

"Take off quickly!! It's too late!" Xiao Hemo was also anxious.

Yang Wei didn't know what was going through his mind, his face was blushing to the point of bleeding: "No, no, it's about time! They're chasing after us all the way, even if we pretend to be doing something, we'll be seen through!!"

However, at the next moment Xiao Hemo successfully snatched Yang Wei's shirt without any suspense, but a few buttons were ripped off.

"It's okay, it will be too late when they find out." Xiao Hemo said, put his T-shirt on Yang Wei's head, put on his shirt casually, and then put the hat on his head, urging : "Put it on quickly, do you want to run naked like this?"

Yang Wei was stunned for a moment and didn't understand what Xiao Hemo was going to do, but he put on his clothes obediently.There were footsteps outside, Xiao Hemo said: "Run upstairs, don't get caught!"

"Oh." Yang Wei was pushed out by Xiao Hemo just as he replied.

Next to the toilet is the stairs, Xiao Hemo said: "Run!"

Yang Wei reacted, and ran to the stairs in a hurry, only to hear Xiao Hemo yelling "wait for me" to the outside, and Yang Wei's figure disappeared at the stairs.The person who chased him thought that the person with Xiao Hemo ran up the stairs first, and ran up the stairs desperately without any doubt.And Xiao Hemo had already jumped out of the toilet window, and escaped from the first scene before others could react.

Xiao Hemo was quite successful in escaping this time, but the car keys were in Yang Wei's trouser pocket, Xiao Hemo was wearing a shirt with only two buttons, and with just a pair of sunglasses, he didn't have to think that he could run all the way home by himself.He can only find a place to hide temporarily, of course, the cubicle in the men's toilet is still a good choice in a school with many people coming and going.

Fortunately, Xiao Hemo quickly contacted Lin You's fan teacher. The fan teacher's surname is Niu, and he teaches music.Teacher Niu was very righteous, and found him an empty office nearby, but couldn't take him out for a while, so he went to the cafeteria and bought him dinner.

Xiao Hemo saw that the danger was gone, and everyone thought he had already left, so Yang Wei didn't have to think of a way to pick him up.And Yang Wei, who managed to get away with great difficulty, was still angry that his most beloved shirt was snatched by Xiao Hemo and torn, angrily, he never thought of going back to pick him up.

There were so many people in the school, Xiao Hemo just waited in the office until dark, since they all came, he didn't want to just go back.Teacher Niu sent the Buddha to the west, and finally brought Xiao Hemo into the North District.It's just that Mr. Niu doesn't live in the school, and it seems that he doesn't live close.He has been with him for so long, so just as Teacher Niu showed some intention of leaving, Xiao Hemo immediately let him go with a thousand thanks.

Anyway, they have already come in, so if you have the address, don't you worry that you won't be able to find it?As a result, Xiao Hemo wandered around inside for half an hour in a daze. Buildings [-], [-], and [-] were on the right side of the entrance, but there were only these three buildings, and walking down was the dark laboratory building.Opposite the door is a labyrinth garden, and the left side of the door is the office building. Among all the buildings, this building has the largest characters, and the stadium is behind it.

Xiao Hemo just went around for a long time before he learned that the building behind the stadium that looked as dilapidated as the old laboratory building was Building No. [-], which was completely different from the three newly built teachers’ dormitory buildings on the right. Similarly, it is said that the original student dormitory was remodeled, and there are not many people living there.Last year, the building here was full, so we had to change that side to accommodate the new teacher.

Xiao Hemo thought that he would find the equation immediately after finding Building No. 444. He climbed up to the fourth floor with excitement, but he followed the room numbers all the way to the end and there was no No. 40 at all. There were only 440 rooms in total, and the last room was [-], the side room is not numbered.I don't know if it's a utility room or a toilet, but the door is locked anyway.

Seeing why the equation is so difficult, Xiao Hemo thought depressingly.He looked through the room number again, and found that only the light came from the crack in the door of 414.Xiao Hemo suddenly realized, let’s just say, who would have a room with house numbers all 4? Teacher Niu must have misread the address when he checked the address. It was actually 414.But 414 is not much better than 444...

Xiao Hemo ran to the door of 414 and knocked impatiently.As a result, after knocking for a long time, no one opened the door for him.On this day, Xiao Hemo ran away and stripped his clothes after several twists and turns, waited all afternoon and wandered around until his legs were broken. He finally found this place, but no one answered the door, even the most tempered person. In a hurry.What's more, Xiao Hemo was originally short-tempered. After suffering so many setbacks today, it is rare to have such patience.

Besides, these days he went home immediately after the play, afraid that he would miss the equation again, but it has been a week, and he didn't even have a phone call.At this time, there was clearly a light inside but no one answered the door, Xiao Hemo thought about it in a hurry.

Xiao Hemo couldn't help feeling that the equation must have deliberately not opened the door.He just returned to China last week. I don't know. I'm afraid he looked at the photo later and thought he really had something to do with Xu Qiang, so he didn't want to talk to him anymore! !But always give him a chance to explain!

Xiao Hemo was anxious and worried, and even a little angry.When the strength came up, they began to knock on the door and make a lot of noise.then……

... It's a puppy who doesn't open the door at home! !open the door!equation! !I see you! ! "

Xiao Hemo patted on the door for a long time, crying, shouting, shouting, and finally footsteps could be heard inside the door.Xiao Hemo snickered secretly when he heard that, he knew that this kind of nonsense would definitely be effective for the prudence of the equation, so he quickly wiped the corners of his eyes, he was so into the drama just now, he burst into tears...

"Who is it?!" With a slightly impatient response, the door opened and it was a beautiful woman.The woman seemed to have just taken a shower, her body was steaming, her loose bathrobe was not fastened properly, her hair was still dripping, it seemed that she came out in a hurry when she heard the knock on the door.

The moment Xiao Hemo saw this woman, there was a 'boom' in his mind, his smile froze on his face, and he asked dully: "Who are you?!"

"The student dormitory is across the street. This is the teaching and research area." The woman glanced casually at Xiao Hemo, and was about to close the door.

Xiao Hemo raised his hand to support the door. At first glance, this woman looked familiar to Xiao Hemo. She always felt like she had seen it somewhere before. After thinking about it again, she seemed to be the woman who kissed the equation five years ago! !Taking a closer look, this woman has long hair and a thin waist, with willow brows and big eyes, and she is very beautiful, and the things on both sides of that proud career line seem to pounce out from the neckline of her bathrobe.

Xiao Hemo didn't know why, but suddenly a wave of anger rose up, making his brain confused and his eyes red: "Why are you in the equation's house?! Where is the equation! Where is the equation?!"

Hearing the name of the equation, the woman froze for a moment, looked at him in surprise and asked, "Are you looking for Teacher Fang? Are you his student?"

"Teacher Fang? Yes! I'm looking for him!" Xiao Hemo yelled angrily and was about to rush into the room, "Call him out!!"

"Teacher Fang is not here..."

"Don't lie to me!" Before the woman finished speaking, Xiao Hemo snapped angrily and said, "I found out a long time ago, he lives in..."

"The building next door." At this time, a familiar voice came from the stairs coldly, interrupting Xiao Hemo's words.

"Uh..." Xiao Hemo shuddered suddenly, and turned his head with difficulty with a stiff neck... Who is it if it's not the equation that is going down the stairs?

Fang Fang glanced at Xiao Hemo lightly, Xiao Hemo, who was so aggressive just now, had shrunk into a small ball, and the moment he saw Fang Fang, he knew that he was messing around in the wrong room. He shrank his neck again.Fang Fang apologized for Xiao Hemo, and Xiao Hemo also apologized quickly.The female teacher was very generous, and even comforted Xiao Hemo a few words.

After bidding farewell to the female teacher, Xiao Hemo followed the formula and went downstairs. He didn't dare to vent his anger behind him, but pursed his mouth and looked aggrieved.

Originally, Xiao Hemo felt that he was quite reasonable this time.When Fang Yuan said that and left, he didn't even have time to react. Later, he tried to confirm the relationship, but he never came back.It was agreed to come back during the Chinese New Year, but in what year did I come back after falling to the ground after five years!It was so easy to wait until he came back, and he was still angry not to see him!In order to see him, he has suffered so much, and now he is still wearing Yang Wei's ragged shirt.

Suddenly, Equation stopped for a moment, glared at him before continuing to go down.Xiao Hemo was even more wronged.

Who knew I would go to the wrong building...

He also feels ashamed...

Along the way, Equation did not speak, striding forward and walking fast, as if there was no one behind him.After walking like this for a long time, passing through the small lawn, passing through the old stadium, and entering the small garden, Xiao Hemo felt that something was wrong, he was about to go out the gate after walking like this!

"Didn't you say...you live in the building next door?" Xiao Hemo couldn't help but asked weakly.

"Ah."

"The building next door has already passed..." Xiao Hemo looked back, and even the building next door to the next door has already passed a hundred and eight thousand miles! ! !

"Ah."

Xiao Hemo paused, and asked pitifully, "Can't I go to your house?"

"Follow," Fang Fang still had that stiff voice, "or do you still want to sit with Teacher Yu in the future?"

Hearing the words of the equation, the courage that Xiao Hemo mustered suddenly shrank into a small ball, and he followed the equation again deflated.

Fang Fang continued to move forward, crossing left and right in the garden, he was about to walk out of the small garden, he could vaguely see the light at the gate, Xiao Hemo even began to consider whether to knock the previous equation unconscious, Behind it is a small dark garden, where the dead body of a murderer is properly...

Bah, bah, bah, it's murder and dumping of corpses!Bah, bah, bah, if you can't kill people, just rob money... Hmm... Xiao Hemo raised his head and glanced at the back of the equation's head secretly, then quickly shook his head as if he wanted to just get rid of the suspicious color on his face. Fortunately, the night was dark , Fang Fang looked back suspiciously but didn't see anything.

Just when Xiao Hemo thought that Fang Fang was really going to lead him out of the gate, Fang Fang finally stopped at the entrance of the small garden.He pointed to the outside and said seriously: "The road in the small garden is quite chaotic, I will only take you this time."

After Equation finished speaking seriously, he turned his head and walked back on the same road, as if to say, next time you are lost, I will not come to you... Xiao Hemo was a little dazed, seeing that Equation made a left turn. He couldn't see anyone, so he quickly trotted to follow, and said with a flattering smile, "What's the secret in this small garden? Peach Blossom Island? Ecstasy Formation?"

"No one pruned, the tree grew taller."

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