The Pythagorean Theorem of the Entertainment Circle

Building No. [-] of the teacher's dormitory was the old dormitory building for the former students. One building was half male and half male, and the middle of each floor was locked and separated by a strict door.Of course, now that it has become a teacher's dormitory building, men and women are not allowed to visit the house, but the school did not specifically remove these doors.Now only the partition door on the second floor has been opened, and the third floor and above are still locked as before.Because there are not many teachers living here, you can choose any vacant room, and everyone is sparsely living on the first and second floors, so there is no inconvenience.He chose the room on the fourth floor mainly to save trouble. A teacher had just moved out, and the school had just had someone clean it, and the room number was quite to his liking.

Fang Fang hurriedly went down from the fourth floor to the second floor with a dark face, passed through the big iron gate and then rushed to the fourth floor. He just said how could there be someone as unreliable as Xiao Hemo in the world, Dare to be Xiao Hemo himself!Just after running to the third floor, Fang Fang heard that Xiao Hemo was in the murderous man's house, obviously he misunderstood something.

The equation became more and more helpless, Xiao Hemo was good at everything, but sometimes he did things without thinking.This idea flashed through Equation's mind.

He said it so bluntly back then, could it be understood as something else?Even if there is a misunderstanding, this is also a female teacher, and the gender is wrong.While murmuring in his heart, Fang Fang hurriedly stopped Xiao Hemo from making further trouble, then apologized to Teacher Yu, and took Xiao Hemo's lost property away.

Since Xiao Hemo saw him, he suddenly acted like a deflated ball, and now he followed behind silently, and the momentum of knocking on the door and making noise just now is gone.After all, he hadn't seen each other for five years, and he was really anxious when he came back, but now that he really met, Fang Fang felt a little embarrassed.Over the years, because international long-distance calls cost too much money, most of the time they come to communicate with various online chat tools. Of course, it is mainly Xiao Hemo who is talking, just answering the equation from time to time.Now Xiao Hemo didn't say a word, Fang Fang originally wanted to ask something, but he didn't know how to ask.

When he reached the second floor, Fang Fang stopped for a moment, turned his head and glanced at Xiao Hemo who lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, thought about it, raised his foot and walked down again.

Before going to bed, he glanced at the news feed automatically sent by his new mobile phone. In the entertainment section, there was an article saying that Xiao Hemo appeared near University A in the afternoon. He thought it was a rumor at the time, but now it seems that it is really Xiao Hemo.Hey... There is an address obviously, why did I arrive at University A in the afternoon, and I found it so late?Could it be that I got lost...

Just go downstairs for a walk, by the way, show him the way.The equation is considered in this way.

After Fang Fang carefully took Xiao Hemo through the shortest and most time-saving route in the small garden, he took him in the opposite direction again.But at the end, Xiao Hemo still looked confused.

"I went around here a few times before, and saw a pond."

"Yes, but don't go around the pond. There are several roads nearby that are impassable." Fang Yuan had already walked out of the maze garden, turned around and pointed in the direction he came from and said: "Enter from the gate, and then turn left at each intersection. , straight, right, left, straight, straight, straight, right, and then keep walking to get out of here."

"It seems that this road can't see the pond at all?" Xiao Hemo was still struggling with the problem of the pond.

"So the tree has grown taller," Fang said. "From here, the road directly across the field is the closest to building No. [-]."

Xiao Hemo nodded and said, "That's it... I just went around from behind the laboratory building."

"No wonder you ran to the teacher's side," Fang said. "There are two doors on each side of Building No. [-], but because the partition door between the first and second floors can be opened, it doesn't matter which side you enter from. Close to the wall." The male teacher lives here, and the female teacher lives near the laboratory building."

"Ah! So that's it!" Xiao Hemo clapped his hands, "So the room number on my address is fine, it's because I went up the wrong stairs. Hey... I came from the side, and I saw that the room number was all rooms. I thought it was the same for the walk over there, and I wondered why there was no room number on the door there.”

Fang Fang raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak when suddenly a light flashed behind him, and there seemed to be several crackling sounds one after another.

"Oops!" Xiao Hemo's expression froze, he grabbed Fang Fang, pulled him around and ran into the depths of the woods in the small garden.

At the same time, two or three people shouted from behind: "Who! Stop! Don't run!!"

"quick!"

Before Equation could figure out the situation, Xiao Hemo pulled him to turn left and right. Although the people behind were thrown away, they were still chasing after hearing the sound of footsteps behind.

"Why did we run away?" The equation still didn't understand the situation.

"Hush!" Xiao Hemo made a silent gesture to him, and still dragged him to continue running.

Fang Fang saw that he was really nervous and urgent, so he didn't resist. Suddenly, there was a gap in the bushes in front of him, and Xiao Hemo dragged him into it without saying a word.

Passing through the bushes, he raised his eyes and saw the small pond that Xiao Hemo had been thinking about just now.At this time, Xiao Hemo continued to run and looked around, and then resolutely pulled the equation and ran towards a dirty path. At the end of the path, there were a few tall weed stacks.

Although he didn't know why Xiao Hemo ran when he fell to the ground, Fang Fang followed him.When he got closer, the equation smelled a rancid smell.Xiao Hemo did not hesitate, but finally gave up and hid in the smelly haystack when Fang Fang insisted on disagreeing.

Fang Fang held his breath and crouched behind the haystack and looked out cautiously. He held his breath not because he was afraid of being discovered, but mainly because it really stinks.

I don't know if it's because the small garden is relatively remote and dark, or because the chasers already knew that there were stinky haystacks here, so they only looked at it from a distance and then looked elsewhere.

The sound of footsteps had already gone away, Fang Fang couldn't take it anymore and immediately walked out from behind the haystack. He took a deep breath and was about to walk forward when he suddenly realized that Xiao Hemo hadn't followed him. Looking back, he found that Xiao Hemo Mo was already stunned to the ground.

"..." Fang Fang suddenly felt powerless for a while, sighed, and went back and hugged Xiao Hemo out.

I heard that the school cleaned up the pond, so if the weeds in the pond are not thrown away, they are piled up here to fertilize...

……

When Xiao Hemo finally woke up, the two of them were already in the dormitory, and Fang Fang was reading a book at the table.Xiao Hemo sat up guiltily and said, "I have caused you trouble again."

Xiao Hemo's hair, which was originally well-groomed, has become fluffy now, with a dull hair sticking out from the top.Fang Fang couldn't help looking at it twice, and finally retracted his gaze, returning to the previous question and asking: "What did you drag me to run just now?"

"Hiding the paparazzi, I've been scared of being chased lately, one or two is fine, and I'll get scared when there are too many people." Xiao Hemo felt terrified, "I heard from Shao Qing that the paparazzi downstairs in my house are now scattered day and night. , It’s the same as going to check in all day long, and because I was too bored to wait, I still played a game downstairs. Fortunately, the most vicious one didn’t go again, otherwise he wouldn’t even dare to open the door.”

"Yeah." Fang Fang nodded without thinking too much. He just remembered that when he went to find him that day, there were quite a lot of people downstairs. Find a better place to hide, and go wherever there is no smell."

"You don't know, these paparazzi are super scary, chasing and blocking them and always asking some embarrassing questions." Xiao Hemo shook his head desperately and said in disapproval, "It's all just asking, if you want to say something, they can still misinterpret it What do you mean, take a few more photos that are easy to be misunderstood, and put them on the Internet, and you will not be able to wash them off after jumping into the Yellow River. We are safe today, or we will be photographed in the middle of the night in a dark room with you and me In the small lacquered garden, I don’t know what words will come out.”

Xiao Hemo was spitting, Fang Fang waited for a long time and finally found a gap: "Xiao Hemo, where are the paparazzi in the school?"

"I was just at the entrance of the small garden, and the flashlights were all on! But it only flashed for a while, you should be just a back view, it doesn't matter if you don't get a photo of your front face." Xiao Hemoyou was very lucky.

After realizing that it was indeed Xiao Hemo's misunderstanding, Fang Fang stroked his brow, and said helplessly, "That's a flashlight."

"Huh? What is a flashlight?" Xiao Hemo was stunned for a moment.

Equation explained patiently: "The light you see should be a flashlight."

"Huh? Flashlight? Could it be that their flashlight is not effective, so they use a flashlight to fill in the light?" Xiao Hemo's mind immediately came up with the paparazzi forming a flashlight lighting team, one kneeling next to the other and struggling to light up the light. Look, almost spit out.

Equation obviously didn't have that rich imagination, and said blankly: "That's the flashlight used by the school security guard."

Xiao Hemo was even more surprised: "The school security also works part-time as a paparazzi?!"

How did you kill the paparazzi?The corner of Fang Fang's mouth twitched, and he almost wanted to pry Xiao Hemo's head open to see which nerve was misplaced, and why there were always so many strange thoughts.

"The school has security patrols at night, responsible for the safety of all parts of the campus. Just now one of them helped me move you back."

"..." Xiao Hemo was stunned for five seconds, then burst into a loud voice: "Why didn't you say it earlier!!!"

"I wanted to say it, but you still dragged me and ran as fast as I could without letting me make a sound."

"I didn't know!!" Xiao Hemo was so remorseful that he almost wanted to beat his chest and feet, "Then you knew it was a security guard, and why did you hide with me afterwards?!"

Fang Fang snorted unhappily: "I don't know what you are going to do, and you didn't give me a chance to ask."

"..." Xiao Hemo laughed a few times, pretended to look out the window, and tactfully changed the subject: "It's so late today, why don't I just stay here!"

……

Xiao Hemo has always been thick-skinned, and He Fang has never known how to be polite.When he circled around Fang Fang's house and studied carefully inside and out, Fang Fang had already divided the mattress into a bed on the top bunk.This is a student dormitory, and the beds inside are also bunk beds, but fortunately there is only one bunk bed, and there are wardrobes and desks on the other side, so it is okay to live alone.

"I didn't expect to stay here today, so I didn't bring anything. Find me a toothbrush and a towel."

"I haven't been back for a long time, so I didn't buy any extras." Fang Fang was also in a dilemma, his luggage hadn't arrived yet, and now, except for a few basic necessities, he couldn't even fit the table.

Xiao Hemo looked left and right, and asked without giving up: "Don't you have a toothbrush?"

"No." Equation was very sure, he clearly remembered that he had only bought one toothbrush.Got a new shoe polish brush that I haven't used yet, but whether it fits in my mouth is a big question...

Xiao Hemo only saw that Fang Fang's eyes seemed to sweep his face around, but he never thought that Fang Fang thought of shoe polish or something.And Fang Fang subconsciously checked the size of his mouth...Of course he didn't really think about letting Xiao Hemo brush with shoe polish, he just happened to think about it.Then he sighed: Well, Xiao Hemo's mouth looks very beautiful, very symmetrical, and the arc of his smile is also very symmetrical, so beautiful, if you use energy, you can determine whether it is perfectly symmetrical...

When the weird research content popped up in the equation's head, Xiao Hemo stepped into the bathroom and said nonchalantly: "Forget it if you don't have one, you don't mind if I use yours?"

When Xiao Hemo said this, Fang Fang, who was in a daze, suddenly heard the sound of his boiling water, suddenly got up and said: "There is a small supermarket at the door..."

But before Fang Fang finished speaking, Xiao Hemo had already stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth. When Fang Fang opened the door, he turned to look at him innocently, and said inarticulately: "Huh? Forget it, blame Far, it’s not like I didn’t use it when I was young.”

Fang Fang was shocked when he heard this: "...you used my toothbrush when you were a child?!"

"Used it..." Xiao Hemo said inexplicably, "When I went to live with you in elementary school, when did you see me bring a toothbrush?"

"..." Fang Fang didn't know how to describe his current mood. If there was a thunderbolt right now, it would definitely hit his head impartially.Fang Fang tried his best to calm down his mood. Anyway, it was when he was a child, but now...he stared at the toothbrush stick in Xiao Hemo's mouth, his face was a little unnatural.

"Ah..." Xiao Hemo's face was unhappy when he saw Fang Fang, thinking that he would have to live in other people's dormitory, he hurriedly said: "If you mind, you can buy another one..."

Fang Fang really wanted to roll his eyes, but in the end he just pushed his glasses and silently turned around and went out to buy a toothbrush.

A few minutes later, Xiao Hemo chased downstairs again with a refreshed face.Fang Fang glanced at him, and he explained, "I just forgot to say, I like the light blue one, and the best bristles are serrated. Toothpaste is fine, and your tube smells pretty good. Ah, I Also..."

Xiao Hemo just babbled behind the equation and made demands, but in the end they still went together.

……

In the afternoon of the next day, Fang Fang finished his last evening class, and it was past nine o'clock when he reached the gate of the North District.Just as he was about to go in, he suddenly heard Xiao Hemo's voice from behind, turned his head, and saw Xiao Hemo leaning half of his body out of the car.

"Fang, my parents' address is also exposed. Is it okay for me to stay here for a few days?"

Parallel lines: Two straight lines intersecting at infinity are parallel lines, because there is no absolute parallel in theory.

Even if there are two parallel lines, there will be a point of intersection at infinity, and until the point of intersection comes, they will always be together. --equation