Don't secretly shoot women's clothing gangsters

Ding Zile got a headache when he saw this number.

This person also has the perseverance to learn from the Western Paradise, and he never stops one day at a time, just like an alarm clock.Press one to get three free gifts, and the pattern is refurbished every day with a duplicate check.Ding Zile paused for two seconds, but still picked up the phone.

"I said brother!" Ding Ziyue shouted at the top of the phone, "I'm here today and you don't even open the door for me!"

"Did I ask you to come?" Ding Zile rubbed his temples, "Go back quickly."

"If you don't come back, I'll be watching downstairs at your house." The other party was unyielding, as tenacious as a revolutionary martyr.

"Then just watch over it." Ding Zile hung up the phone.

In the next second, his brother's penetrating voice resounded throughout the community.

"Building 12 Ding-zi-le! Quick-open-door-ah!"

!!!

Ding Zile almost forgot his brother's virtue, if he continued howling, he should be able to successfully summon the police.He pulled off his wig and opened the window, and saw the small figure moving downstairs—it was too far away to see clearly.Ding Zile could only roar out of nowhere: "Stop making noise! ​​Wait a minute!"

So he changed clothes in a hurry, wrestled with the buttons of his shirt for a long time, and finally took off his clothes. Qian Cheng used the peerless magic skill of knocking and opening the door again—of course this time he couldn't open it: "Well, someone Looking for you, I asked him to wait in the living room."

Want to know who it is.

Ding Zile once wanted to suffocate Qian Cheng with a bra.

Or give him three feet of black silk.

How come everyone is allowed in!

"Understood, thank you." Ding Zile put the women's clothes in the closet, changed back into men's clothes, and opened the door with a serious face.

Boss Ding Ziyue is nestling on his precious sofa, smiling, and with one hand he is still torturing the small potted plant that Ding Zile placed on the coffee table.Ding Zile's face was dark, condescending: "What, do you need me to save the universe?"

"Hey brother! Why are you so cold!" Ding Ziyue stuck to his cold butt persistently, "Mom asked me to come and see you!"

"Have you seen enough?" Ding Zile was a little impatient, "Go back when you've seen enough, and don't call me."

Qian Cheng pulled at the crack of the door to observe secretly.

It was pure accident that he picked up the homeless child Ding Ziyue when he came back from buying food downstairs.Aunt Qian Cheng's neighborhood committee's enthusiasm is obviously not in the right place at the moment. It seems that the relationship between the brothers is not very good. Qian Cheng only feels that he should have stepped on Ding Zile's mine.

On the first day, I was accused twice in a row, and the dinner I just bought was suddenly dull.

Ding Ziyue tirelessly publicized the policies of his parents. Ding Zile crossed his arms and waited for his brother to finish speaking, then commented: "Got it."

"You know what a fart!" Ding Ziyue rolled his eyes, "Please, what's wrong with the family? Take care of food and shelter, pay yourself. Dad needs manpower now, and I can't handle it even if I split it into eight parts."

"What can I do?" Ding Zile felt that this lame reason was as untenable as an old lady, "Dad doesn't have you enough? Do you have to drag me into the water? It's easier to find someone outside than me."

Ding Ziyue was speechless to his elder brother, thinking that this is not recruitment, it is clearly recruitment.Choked up for a few seconds, I had no choice but to use my trump card: "Mom said, as long as you go back, you can wear whatever you like."

Ding Zile folded his arms and watched him coldly, waiting for the next sentence.

"...when father is not around."

"Give you three seconds, disappear."

"Five seconds." Ding Zile had no choice but to take out the things and put them on the table, "Okay, I'll bring my words and things with me, and when Mom asks later, don't say I didn't make it clear to you."

Ding Zile glanced at the things on the table, this is the significance of Ding Ziyue's visit this time.He waved his hand calmly, seeing off the guests without any sincerity.

There was no movement in the living room.Just as Qian Cheng was about to close the door gracefully, Ding Zile's greetings came unexpectedly.

"Come out, how long have you been eavesdropping?"

"Nothing..." Qian Cheng had no choice but to poke his head out, "I just opened the door to let the smell out."

This is true, as soon as he opened the door, the smell of snail powder filled the whole room.Ding Zile couldn't help frowning: "Close the door, if you want to leave, don't leave the room."

Qian Cheng had no choice but to come out of the room and closed the door behind his back.

"Come here, let's talk about the most basic issues." This line possessed by the teaching director was very intimidating to Qian Cheng.

"Yeah." Qian Cheng didn't know where to sit, but Ding Zile was still proudly frozen on the sofa, as if he was about to throw out Qian Cheng's report card in the next second.

"sit down."

"You can't eat snail noodles anymore." Ding Zile threw out the first one.This food can basically be ranked among the top ten air killers.

"If you want to find me, knock on the door first, and I can only open the door after I agree."

Qian Cheng nodded his head, and then heard Ding Zile say: "The sanitation is done in turns, mopping the floor - no hair is allowed; cleaning the toilet - use the toilet cleaner, wipe the mirror - wipe off the water marks, mop the balcony .I go to bed at 11:30, it’s best not to make too much noise. Also, don’t bring anyone back for the night.”

Maybe Ding Zile's aura was too strong, Qian Cheng was stunned for a moment, took a small notebook to write it down like a primary school student, and then asked a stupid question: "Then your girlfriend..."

Ding Zile's face instantly froze into an iceberg, and a bullet screen flew through Qian Cheng's mind: GameOver.

"She won't come to stay overnight, don't worry." Ding Zile was a little skeptical, this kid's IQ is so impressive, how can he get along in this team?

"Yeah." Qian Cheng shrugged his shoulders and rubbed his nose, "Well, I haven't lived with anyone before... There are many things you don't understand, please take care of them."

Ding Zile thought this was a bit funny, and wondered if this kid hadn't gone to college before?But asking this question just like a girlfriend can only bring embarrassing effects, so I just nodded: "Yeah."

He added: "I will draw up a contract and post it in the living room. If you don't understand anything, you can ask me. I will also give you the phone number."

This person is not easy to mess with.Qian Cheng could only maintain a polite smile, waiting for Ding Zile to finish speaking.

"There's nothing else to do. There will be a shuttle bus at 07:30 tomorrow morning. It takes 15 minutes to get to work by bus." Ding Zile stood up, "Everyone takes care of each other."

The teacher's lecture ended faster than expected.Mainly because Qian Cheng's phone rang.

"Brother?" Qian Cheng nodded at Ding Zile, and ran to the balcony with the phone in his hand, "What's wrong?"

Qian Zhong's side was very noisy. After spending a whole day in the conference room, his eyes were blurred, and now he was crowded in the cafeteria to eat.

"Ah Cheng! Eldest sister said that I will send you there today?" Qian Zhong tilted his head, held his mobile phone between his shoulders, and tremblingly looked for a seat with a dish in his hand. A colleague from the squadron immediately gave him a seat.

"Yeah." Qian Cheng nodded, "Eldest Sister and Mom have gone back now."

"I'm sorry..." Qian Zhong picked up the soup and drank half a bowl, "Your sister-in-law and I can't leave..."

"It's okay." Qian Cheng picked at the peeling skin on the wall, "If it wasn't for my brother, I probably wouldn't be able to leave this time."

"Hey..." Qian Zhong smiled, "It's about the future, how can you not spend this little money! Ah Cheng, when you get there, work hard and find a girlfriend! Ah, I'm telling you, pick a girlfriend." Girlfriend, don't be like your sister-in-law! She was nagging me again yesterday... Tell me, she spends a lot, earns little, and thinks I have no money..."

The old man said it cryptically, Qian Cheng can't pretend that he didn't understand: "The salary is estimated to be a few days away, the money you advanced last time, I will pay it back as soon as possible."

"Hi! Who begged you for money! Your sister-in-law is called Gui Ming, why don't you listen to me?" Qian Zhong turned sideways to the phone and lowered his voice, "I'll eat first, and I'll contact you when I have something to do."

Qian Cheng had already torn off the entire wall.

It's not like he doesn't know that the elder brother is afraid of guilt.Of course, he couldn't accuse his elder brother of marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting his brother. What's more, he had been asking for more than giving to his family for such a long time.

I don't know if my eldest sister and mother have arrived.In order to mobilize work, the whole family has contributed money and effort, and the painstaking efforts consumed are incalculable.Brothers, settle accounts clearly, let alone a single family these days, how can several brothers get together and be confused?

no money.Qian Cheng scratched his head in pain, owed a lot of debts, and a new life seemed to have begun, but the imprint of the past life was still heavily branded on his back, making him breathless.

"Eat?" Seeing Qian Cheng squatting on the balcony for a long time, Ding Zile was somewhat worried, so he knocked on the balcony door, holding the food left by Ding Ziyue in one hand, "My mother made it."

Qian Cheng felt that he hadn't cleared up his broken mood, and he really didn't have any leisure to eat.But the smell of food quickly made him feel the meaning of life.

"I didn't say that, Auntie's craftsmanship is really amazing!" Qian Cheng sat cross-legged on the sofa, and praised in a hurry while eating braised meat.

"You eat yours, there's so much nonsense." Ding Zile opened a can of beer, and pushed Qian Cheng in front of him, "Come on."

beer.People who can drink usually open their mouths yellow and white, and beer is like a joke.

Going up the mountain of knives and going down into the sea of ​​fire, Qian Cheng can do it easily, but drinking is precisely his weakness.

The beers are all on.The scene was a little embarrassing for a while.

Qian Cheng took the beer and took a sip.

Some people, obviously can't drink, even though they pour a cup, they still go all the way to death, competing with each other to see who dies faster.

As soon as I started drinking, the conversation opened up.Alcoholic and courageous, Qian Cheng waved chicken paws one second to point out Jiangshan's exciting words, and the next second he hugged Ding Zile and asked him for advice on how to find a girlfriend.

Ding Zile didn't expect that this guy could get so drunk with a can of beer, so he had to chat awkwardly with people by his duck's neck.

"Then what do you want?" Ding Zile shook the empty jar, "At least there is a standard."

"Be gentle, don't be too aggressive..." Qian Cheng really felt that he was drunk, his mind was muddled, and he couldn't shake the words after a long time.

"This standard is a bit abstract..."

"That's right, just the one you're looking for!" The women Qian Cheng met recently were either the landlady or the perverted boss, and none of them really matched his aesthetics.Anyway, he was so drunk that his mind was in a mess, so he simply stepped on Ding Zile's mines again.

Ding Zile felt that Qian Cheng could die a hundred times in his hands.

Qian Cheng really can't drink.Get drunk in a glass, pour in a can.Talk nonsense and spit.

The taste of the wine is as touching as his recently lost IQ.

"You really don't ask too much." Ding Zile smiled, threw the empty can into the trash can, and seeing Qian Cheng's expression turned pale, "Do you feel bad?"

Qian Cheng felt that it was very embarrassing that he didn't get the drinking skills.Of course not particularly drunk, just a little nauseous...

Just when the food in his stomach gushed out uncontrollably, Ding Zile put his head into the garbage bag very accurately.You can die a hundred and one times.

What an amazing scene.

The last line that floated through Qian Cheng's mind was: It's over.

Actually it's not over.Because he vomited continuously, it was divided into three cycles in total. When he really vomited only his stomach was left, Ding Zile patted his back like pouring out a can, so as to shake off the residual juice .

"Damn it, you can't treat me like this again!" Qian Cheng just recovered his breath, and coughed violently again.

"What did I do to you? You almost vomited all over the living room just now." Ding Zile picked up Qian Cheng, and found that the man was still standing upright as light as a swallow. Seeing that Qian Cheng had a tendency to vomit again, he hurriedly picked up another piece of rubbish Bag, "It's still snail noodles!"

Qian Chengfang vomited all kinds of meat and vegetables, and acid water was still bubbling from his throat. It seemed that the living room also needed to be ventilated.Qian Cheng was sticky and wanted to rub against Ding Zile's body, and his mind was still buzzing about whether he vomited on the floor or whether he was going to mop the floor...Of course, before he could think clearly about these questions, he had already lost consciousness.

...Maybe he was knocked unconscious by Ding Zile.

Qian Cheng didn't know how he got back to the house, and he forgot whether he had taken a shower again, but the alarm clock automatically set by his mobile phone successfully woke him up.There is no sequelae of hangover, but the moment I open my eyes, I don't know where I am.What he vaguely remembered was that he vomited in the living room for half an hour last night like a goddess scattered flowers.

There are also garbage bags on the head.

Ding Zile's iceberg face.

Are your clothes still clean?

This operation is really quite coquettish.

Qian Cheng hurriedly got up, smelled his body like a puppy for a long time, and finally decided to take a bath.Taking the clothes out of the room, he happened to see Ding Zile coming out of the bathroom.

A picture of a beautiful boy coming out of the bath.

good body.Qian Cheng commented accordingly.

"Morning." Qian Cheng quickly looked away, "Is the bathroom still available?"

I hope there is no column "Don't stare at your roommate (naked body) for a long time" in the co-tenancy contract.

"No need." Ding Zile left an inscrutable back again, blocking Qian Cheng's question from the back of his mind.

Qian Cheng sighed, knowing that he was really annoying, so he went into the bathroom.

"Hey--"

Qian Cheng poked his head out: "This underwear is yours, right?"

When Ding Zile looked at the pure white pair of underwear with a bow tie in Qian Cheng's hand, fireworks exploded in his mind, extremely bright.

It's over, it's over, it's over! ! !

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The third update~

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