Don't secretly shoot women's clothing gangsters

Ding Zile stuck out half of his head from behind the door, glanced out of the corner of his eye, there was no one in the living room.It seems that the thief has not left.

Courageous enough.

Ding Zile put the bag behind the door, tilted his body, and successfully slipped into the room.He conveniently picked up the broom behind the door. Although this thing is not convenient, it is better than nothing.

The living room is empty, his room is safe from invasion, the kitchen?Ding Zile glanced at it. With such a small amount of space, it is definitely not feasible to hide a living person, so he locked his targets in the bathroom and balcony.Let's look at the balcony first.

Qian Cheng found the legendary mop on the balcony.

This new roommate is really particular.Even a mop is specially placed on the balcony to dry. If it were him, mushrooms would have grown in the bathroom.Qian Cheng took a mop and washed it in the sink, just about to step into the room.

"I feel the deep malice in this world." Qian Cheng said.

The sap on the back was accurate and ruthless, and it had the tendency to smash out all his internal organs.Qian Cheng stuck to the ground and brewed for a long time before he managed to pull himself out of the ground, stretched out Erkang's hand weakly: "Brother, I'm a good person..."

When Ding Zile saw the mop flying out, he remembered the joyous phone call from the landlady at noon.My heart said that this guy is likely to be his future roommate.But Ding Zile is still like a proud little rooster even if he is wrong: Maybe he is destroying the evidence?

...is a roommate.

ID cards, work permits, driver's licenses lined up.Qian Cheng's waist was straight and his forehead was exposed, and he almost took out his original student card.Ding Zile leaned on the sofa, took Qian Cheng's ID card and looked back and forth at people several times before returning the things to their original owners: "Sorry, I misunderstood today."

Qian Cheng only felt that his back was as if his mother-in-law had tattooed an apology, and the effect was extraordinary.I was still gnashing my teeth and aching in my heart, did you just say "I'm sorry" and dismiss it like that?

Qian Cheng complained in his heart but didn't say anything, and it was even harder to express it on his face. Fortunately, the other party was not a fool, so he said again: "The beating was too heavy just now, right? Why don't you go to the hospital?"

"No, no need!" Qian Cheng flatly refused, and went to the hospital?Even if he has such idle thoughts, he doesn't have the spare money!

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Qian Cheng felt that his tone was not right, so he said again: "It's really nothing."

Ding Zile had no choice but to end this embarrassing topic.

The new roommate is Ding Zile.

Qian Cheng's first impression of him was that he was really strong.It is not something ordinary people can do to show the broom a thunderous momentum.

Then there is a little indifference.He maintains the most basic manners, is not enthusiastic, is not the kind of person who can guess his mind, and is most likely to say lines such as "If you are cold, let's go out for a run".

Ding Zile took over the task of mopping the floor, and then went back to the house.

The new roommate was so unique when they met, Qian Cheng rubbed the shoulder that was a little sore from the bump just now, and slipped back to the room silently.

Qian Cheng always felt that at least one tenth of his life was wasted on packing things.For example, now is a typical waste of life.

His mother actually spent a lot of time packing and bringing him all the previous exam books. When Qian Cheng unpacked the luggage, he was speechless and choked.

I don't know how much this pile of waste paper can sell for now.Qian Cheng took out the clothes from the box and threw them into the closet.

...the closet seems to have not been wiped.

Hey, life is so troublesome.

It took Qian Cheng half an hour to put things in order.Then, from the closet that hadn't been wiped, I took a towel and prepared to take a shower.

Ding Zile was squatting on the sofa looking at something—it seemed that he liked this living room very much—when he saw Qian Cheng come out, he couldn't help being startled.Probably not used to there are other people in this room.

Qian Cheng didn't know whether to say hello or not, so he hesitated before saying, "You don't use the bathroom, do you?"

Ding Zile shook his head: "Use it."

When the door was closed, Qian Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.Talking to this person is really a bit psychologically stressful, like a dean of students.He shook his head, took off his clothes and snapped the wrench, before the water splashed down, there was a bang, which startled Qian Cheng: "Damn?"

Qian Cheng's voice was so loud that Ding Zile could hear the movement in the living room: "What's wrong?"

"I broke off this wrench!" Qian Cheng's voice was a little nervous, "Does this count as vandalism?"

Ding Zile laughed when he heard that: "Never mind, it's already broken, you open the door."

"Then wait for me to put on my pants!" Qian Cheng was in a hurry again, probably put on his pants too quickly, and accidentally bumped his back against the wall, and the spur of love from Ding Zile hadn't subsided. His face wrinkled in pain.After a delay of two or three seconds, the door opened.

Ding Zile glanced at Qian Cheng's bare upper body uncontrollably. He was in good shape. Then he found the wrench that had fallen on the ground and buckled it. Demonstrating, he said, "Don't just pull it out, fasten it tightly." Then take it out, like this..."

The water gushed out with a splash, pouring Ding Zile all over his head.

Ding Zile silently wiped his face and turned off the faucet: "That's it."

Qian Cheng felt that he was about to hold back his breath from laughing, and the eunuch's voice sounded like everything he said: "Would you like to wash it by the way?"

Ding Zile walked out and said, "No need, I have to go out later."

Only then did Qian Cheng stop laughing, and shouted at Ding Zile's back: "Thank you."

Ding Zile waved his hand calmly, leaving an unfathomable back view.

When Qian Cheng came out wiping his hair, Ding Zile had already changed his clothes and took out a box of ice cubes from the refrigerator.

"Take it and apply it, I see your back is swollen."

"Really?" Qian Cheng quickly turned his head to look at his back, twisted himself like a twist, but naturally he didn't look at anything.

Ding Zile felt that he probably made the kid stupid, and the guilt in his heart increased: "Forget it, let me help you."

Qian Cheng has no medical knowledge, and he relies on his strong self-healing ability when encountering bumps.Now that Ding Zile said that, he also knew that the other party had a heart of guilt higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea, and it would be too inhuman not to let him get rid of this guilt.

Qian Cheng obeyed his orders rather than being respectful.

It feels good to be served.It's actually an ice pack.Qian Cheng hugged the pillow on his stomach, like an iceberg was placed on his back, but the dull pain from taking a bath just now disappeared a lot.

"It's much better." Qian Cheng tried his best to cosplay the dromedary, "Really, it will disappear in two days."

Ding Zile said: "Let's apply it for a while, I think it's just a flesh injury, nothing more serious."

"You can see that too? You can't be a doctor, can you?" Qian Cheng said in surprise.

"Not a doctor, but a public servant of the people." Ding Zile folded his arms, "Just like you."

The two public servants looked at each other and smiled, suddenly they didn't know what to say.

If you come across some other profession, such as a doctor or a teacher, you can pretend to be naive, and talk about poetry, poetry, life philosophy... But everyone is in the same line, or this line, then there is really nothing to say up.

"Oh..." Qian Cheng moved a bit, feeling the iceberg on his back shake, "Oh."

"Which unit do you belong to?" Qian Cheng insisted on opening his mouth.This scene, without saying a word, is really embarrassing.

But it's really embarrassing to talk about.

"XX Bureau." Ding Zile stared at Bingcuo intently, "Your unit is upstairs."

Qian Cheng fell silent again.

"That's right." After an unknown amount of time, Ding Zile finally unloaded the iceberg from Qian Cheng's back, "Let me tell you about the use in the public domain."

Qian Cheng closed his eyes and came.

If you want to ask what Qian Cheng is most afraid of, besides cleaning, it is still cleaning.

He doesn't understand, life is so short, why spend a lot of time on such almost meaningless behavior?

Eating meat can also gain weight, what can hygiene bring?

"...The mop must be dried on the balcony after use, and the rubber head should be changed every three months, do you understand?" If you didn't pay attention, you perfectly missed Ding Zile's long speech.

"What?" Qian Cheng looked confused.

Ding Zile sighed, really stunned the kid.

...Maybe it is also possible that IQ is not high?

"I will draw up a contract later and post it in the living room. The rent, water, electricity and property are shared equally between the two of us. I have no other requirements. First, don't make noise, second, don't get dirty, and third, don't come into my room. Do you understand?"

"Yes." Qian Cheng nodded, and saw that the other party seemed to be waiting for him to say something.

"Don't you have any requests?" Ding Zile asked.

"No." Qian Cheng shook his head.

It's always been others who disliked him, how could he have the confidence to choose others?

"Yeah." Ding Zile was obviously very satisfied—after having a new dormmate out of nowhere—since this tragic fact could not be changed for the time being, Ding Zile could only feel very Ah Q that the current situation was still very sad. joy.

Still naive.

The moment Ding Zile returned to the room, he suddenly realized a very serious problem. The reason why the existence of roommates is annoying is sometimes not because of their character, but because they are inconvenient.

Ding Zile opened the wardrobe and squeezed his chin silently.

Half suit, half womenswear.Ding Zile has a non-existent girlfriend, with whom he is very affectionate, lively and cute. From time to time, he comes to stay for a while-this sentence alone is almost equivalent to nonsense.But once someone accidentally sees Ding Zile in women's clothing, this sentence of grass snakes and gray lines has a finishing touch.

Ding Zile likes to wear women's clothing, but of course he does not reject men's clothing.This does not mean that he wants to become a woman, but simply thinks that women's clothes look good and feel good to wear, which is completely different from the sense of restraint that men's suits bring to him.

When I bought the first women's clothing, I was afraid of being regarded as a pervert, but Ding Zile has such a psychological quality, bluffing and deceiving under the guise of a virtual girlfriend, and soon he has a wardrobe comparable to that of ordinary girls.

Qian Cheng's arrival abruptly reduced his world of women's clothing into a single room.

Ma Dan, who can't even wear women's clothing freely at home, Ding Zile silently lights up the wax for himself.

Nothing can stop the progress of women's clothing bigwigs.

Since the family members can't, then Qian Cheng, of course, can't either.

Ding Zile put on a wig for himself, and suddenly smiled at himself in the mirror: Of course Qian Cheng can't, but if Qian Cheng knows, his colleagues know...

Ding Zile's mood didn't get any better when he took off his black coat and put on a blouse.

In the mirror is a long-haired beauty.Blouses, pleated skirts, the most common attire, with zero fashion, all supported by appearance.Ding Zile looked in the mirror, forget about not wearing makeup today, just wear a mask.

... Boss, can you be a little more dedicated?

When he took out the mask and put it on, Ding Zile felt that it was time for him to work hard to buy a house, at least no one cared about what he liked to do in his own home.

It is difficult to be a human being, but it is even more difficult to be a master of women's clothing.

"Xiao Ding, do you want to go together—" Qian Cheng knocked on the door and opened it in one go, his voice still stagnated in mid-air, and Ding Zile's eyes bounced back.

"Hey—yes, I'm sorry..." Qian Cheng's brain circuit didn't react for a while, "Are you, Ding Zile's...?"

Ding Zile tilted his head, half of his face was covered by a mask, his eyes were full of amusement.

"Oh, you are his girlfriend!" Qian Cheng quickly found a reason he could understand, "No wonder Xiaoding just said that he can't enter his room hahahaha...don't tell him, I didn't enter him Room."

I didn't go in.Ding Zile thought silently, and nodded at him, meaning that you can go out, poor maid.

Qian Cheng typed a few words of haha, feeling that the girlfriend in front of him was obviously as virtuous as Ding Zile, cold as an iceberg.So before the atmosphere turned completely cold, Yuan Yuan closed the door.

It was only when he closed the door that he realized that he was looking for Ding Zile for dinner.

As a result, the figure was nowhere to be seen.

How can such a small room change a living person?

The more Qian Cheng thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, but he could no longer knock on the door to be annoying, so he had to go back to the room full of doubts.

Ding Zile pulled off his mask, sweat dripping from under his wig.The degree of fright is completely comparable to horror movies.

Qian Cheng was right.Did not enter the house.It was just a fake greeting and then opened the door directly.

If it weren't for the women's clothing, Ding Zile thought that he could teach Qian Cheng how to behave.

The accommodation agreement seems to have to be drawn up as soon as possible.

He locked the door behind his back, gritted his teeth and pierced Qian Cheng's body with steel needles in his heart, before returning to the desk and turning on the computer.

Ding Zile has two small worlds.One with a lock and one with a combination.His room, and his computer.

He doesn't expect to be understood.It is also unlikely that anyone will understand.Before clicking on the document, Ding Zile clicked on the post bar and forum to see the new posts, and there are newcomers bubbling up, please cover me.The newcomer sent a photo, which is not bad.Today's kids are all pretty good looking.

Ding Zile turned around and saw a new message in the upper right corner: "Are you free, see you?"

"not see."

In all fairness, Ding Zile is very popular in the circle.Wearing women's clothing can be a rare breed that can be a loli or a royal sister, can be attacked or accepted.Ding Zile also felt that he was quite hypocritical, and it was okay to post photos for chatting, but once someone asked to meet, he basically refused.

"Interesting? I have asked you so many times." The other party was a little dissatisfied.

"It's boring, I don't want to run away." Ding Zile replied and closed the page.He doesn't know what he wants to do?Looking for a sense of presence?

It might as well learn from his new roommate.

Just as Ding Zile clicked on the file, the phone rang untimely.

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