Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

"I can't let you down," Lilith said.

"I should be above, not below you; you should be below, I am above you." Adam said.

"We are all born from the soil, you and I are all equal." Lilith said.

——Adapted from "The Alphabet of Ben Sira" The marriage between Jia Zheng and Mrs. Wang is a standard family marriage.Due to the alliance requirements of Jia's Group and Wang's Group, their marriage is more like a glamorous business cooperation.

Before marriage, Jia Zheng had a lover, and the other party was the daughter of Aunt Zhao, a domestic helper.The Jia family paid a large sum of money to drive away the mother and daughter of the Zhao family, and Mrs. Wang married into the Jia family gracefully.She gave birth to a son and a daughter one after another, but when she was pregnant with her third son, she learned that the girl from the Zhao family had not actually severed ties with Jia Zheng, but had been hidden in his golden house and settled in a mountain in the neighboring star. Beautiful little country.

Daiyu didn't know how Mrs. Wang felt when she learned about this incident, but she only knew that Mrs. Wang is still a model wife in her plutocratic circle.He didn't even know what method he used to snatch Jia Tanchun, the daughter of the woman surnamed Zhao, and bring him up under his knees.Jia Huan, the son of the same woman and Jia Zheng, was forced to take his mother's surname and changed his name to Zhao Huan, so there was no possibility of getting involved in Jia's inheritance rights.

As for Mrs. Wang herself, it is said that she has actually been separated from Jia Zheng for many years.Jia Zheng simply lived with a woman from the Zhao family most of the time, and that woman got the nickname "Aunt Zhao" within the Jia family because of this.But the most amazing thing is that after Zhao Huan, "Aunt Zhao" never gave birth again.

"I have no problem with the third sister. Blood is thicker than water. She is my own sister, including Zhao Huan. I can't treat them coldly." The man once said to her, "I just hope that they can Divorce, end this boring marriage that tortured each other. Every time I see my father and mother sitting together at the Lantern Festival family banquet, I feel like I see two clay sculptures and stone sculptures. It's cold and unremarkable The temperature that a family should have."

"Sister Lin, what do you think is the point of this? Are they betting on each other's reputation and happiness just to play such a boring family wine? Yes, this way the family and uncle's family will be satisfied, but the opinions of outsiders really matter." Is it that important? I will never be like them, a puppet at the mercy of human interests!"

At that time she replied: "Having said that, it may be that you have made up your mind to make a decision. How many people have there been in the past?"

Not every woman can give up decisively after realizing the incompatibility of each other, let alone resisting her own god of creation for this reason.Such determination and relentlessness have already surpassed human beings' foresight and foresight, and have reached the level of magic—this is probably the reason why Lilith fell into a witch.

And the arrogance of hell breeds her demon nature, and Lilith has since turned into a witch who specializes in temptation.She came along with the charming night, and her misty moon-like eyes weaved a love net that made a man lose his soul at first sight.The rules of ethics are trampled underfoot, she is the red sea containing the great power of life, and the deepest darkness in everyone's nightmare.

It is also for this reason that when Lilith's current husband said "I will respect your nature" affectionately at the carefully arranged marriage proposal ceremony, he was destined to be able to successfully win the favor of the beauty.After all, there are not many men who can tolerate the extraordinary personality of their partners, but men who can tolerate their wives' nature of seducing other men anytime and anywhere... Such a great husband who can endure the unbearable, the sky and the earth add up, and the conditions are met Only the "Lord of the Flies" who is currently the Assistant Officer of Western Hell is not a devil.

And this "Great Husband" was standing with his long lizard tail, and the flies, big and small, were buzzing around him non-stop, which couldn't hide the vigilance deep in his eyes.The object that made him so vigilant, Ghost Lantern, was holding the file in his hand, and said expressionlessly: "Your Excellency Beelzebub, we meet again."

If given a choice, he would rather not see him!Beelzebub raised his chin proudly, and pushed the monocle on the bridge of his nose: "Yes, we are going to work together again, Your Excellency Ghost Lantern."

Ghost Lantern shook his hand, and the file in his hand unfolded with a "crash", and the other end rolled out of his hand and fell to the ground, spreading out for a length of three meters.With a straight face, his seriousness of "serious work without entertainment, uprightness and rigidity without humor" is written all over his hair and fingernails: "Time is limited, let's start confirming the various matters of the mission's visit work now."

Anyway, I am also the highest-ranking assistant officer around Lord Satan, equal to this guy.But now?He didn't give warm compliments, he didn't catch up with the wind, and he didn't even say a second word of greetings. How much does this guy think of him!If it weren't for the nightmare experience of being crushed by ghost lights in all aspects from "height, three-view golf" to "status, means and opposite sex" during the last visit, Beelzebub would definitely throw white gloves at him and propose a duel, making this abominable The guy pays for his contempt for himself!

It's a pity that I can't beat it myself.

Beelzebub pressed his twitching brows, tried to make a tone of "a polite and friendly but appropriate expression of weak protest", and said: "As a colleague who will work together in the next month, is Beelzebub Isn't it worth a few more greetings from Your Excellency Ghost Lantern?"

"Okay," Ghost Lantern followed the principle of politeness of "greeting someone, you have to greet each other's family", he asked, "Is Mrs. Lilith okay?"

Beelzebub's face turned pale in an instant.

In the last Hell Exchange event between the two realms, Lilith was attracted by this black-clothed and stern foreign handsome man in front of her as soon as she arrived in the Japanese Hell. Their group photo was on the front page of Satan News!Fortunately, the ghost lamp still has a bottom line, and it will never get involved with a married man, so as to avoid making Beelzebub's already emerald green forehead a little greener-what a god!Based on the principle of "respecting Mrs. Lilith's nature", he turned around and introduced another man to Lilith!

How much effort and time did he spend to finally let himself forget about this matter, who would have thought that the ghost lamp would turn it out mercilessly!I really want to beat him up, and then throw this nasty evil god to feed the three hellhounds Cerberus!

However, I can't beat it.

Beelzebub clenched his fists and forced himself to squeeze out a graceful smile that a western gentleman should have: "I never restrict Lilith's nature and freedom, she should be in a commercial street somewhere in Guihell, enjoying herself to the fullest. It’s fun to buy. If Lord Ghost Lantern wants to see her, you have to wait. I will know where she is in a little later.”

"By sending the bill?" Ghost Lantern's words are always so sharp.

Beelzebub silently covered his stomach, and forcibly swallowed back the old blood that was about to spurt out.

The author has something to say: Thanks to 20799471 for mine, I will give you a small theater——

Mrs. Wang: Is Aunt Zhao okay?

Jia Zheng: ...

Ghost Lantern: Is your wife okay?

Beelzebub: You are crazy!

Author: Marriage is all coffee tables; the top is all cups and utensils!

Zhu Wu & Nine Woes: Huh?

Author Bacteria: Um what?You two who married a sister-in-law and gave birth to a father are not much better!

The author bacteria, died.