Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

"We are the fusangshen that can be transformed after standing still for a hundred years. The mottled rust is the witness of the years we have experienced. This kind of heritage and romance, little devils, do you understand?"

"There are also scars on our bodies, which contain the desperate cries of the dead when they were boiled by fire and boiling water, and struggled in vain, little devils, do you understand?"

"Hey! Talking about you! Do you understand? What we mean is, don't use that incomprehensible broken brush to brush off the rust and spots on our bodies! Even if you want to brush, give us gentleness !Also, the strong shampoo will damage our skin texture, please use soft foam!"

"Hey, hey! We're talking about you! Why did you bring the strong shampoo? Are you listening? Help! You're fucked—"

She Sheng rolled a few rags into a large ball, and accurately threw them into the big round mouth on the body of the big iron wok.

So violent!The onlookers gasped in unison.

The chatter with a rusty texture got stuck, Fu Sangshen, who was transformed into a big iron wok, coughed for a while, but still couldn't cough out the ball of rags, so he could only open his eyes in vain. His big copper bell eyes stared angrily at this brutal and unreasonable thug.And under its angry stare, Xie Sheng had detergent in his left hand and a big brush in his right, approaching the big iron wok with unrecognizable steps, his expression as indifferent as the ultimate boss full of ruthlessness and evil in countless legends.As soon as he raised his hand, he pressed the sinful brush to the body of the big iron wok that was full of hot tears because of his inability to resist.

Big Iron Wok: Weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg.

Swipe left, the rust stains are swept away; swipe right, the dirt and greasy dissipate without a trace; finally, the two arms hugged the big iron wok vigorously, and in the exclamation of the onlookers one after another, wiped the wok with tears all over it. The large iron wok is turned upside down on the raging hellfire, baked for 3 minutes, and then turned back upside down.

The tears in the big iron wok have dried up, and the inside and outside of the wok are as clean as a mirror.

"Oh——" the little ghosts cheered in unison, the applause was thunderous, and their eyes were full of admiration and reverence, "As expected of the expert sent here by Lord Ghost Lamp to guide the work, he is really a first-class master of cleaning pots! How about that sentence in Chinese? Say it? 'A man should be like this!'"

The admiration in his eyes almost overwhelmed Xie Sheng, but unfortunately, given the nature of his work, he couldn't get excited at all.He took out a rag from the mouth of the big iron wok, and thought angrily: "Why don't you say 'he can replace it'!"

Yes, this was the job he was temporarily assigned, and it was also the task entrusted by Ghost Lantern to ask him to go to Yan Mo Hall.In order to welcome the arrival of Lucifer, the lord of hell in the west, a big cleansing campaign was launched in the whole hell.As one of the classic landscapes of hell, the cauldron of hot water is bound to become a must for the mission to visit, and naturally it must be cleaned spotlessly.However, the youngest of the cauldrons here has a history of 300 years, and all of them have turned into fusangshen who can hear and speak.The little ghosts who are in charge of cleaning here are lively and often cannot restrain the urge to chat with the cauldrons, and they are so addicted to chatting that they forget their work.The low cleaning efficiency made Ghost Lamp quite dissatisfied. He pondered for a while. Only by finding a role model for them to concentrate on work and ignore interference can the work potential of the little ghosts be stimulated.

She Sheng is this model worker.When he was working as a cleaner in Yan Mo Hall, cleaning the cauldron was his daily task, and he could always finish it with quality and quantity.And he has only repaid half of the debt he owed to Yan Mo Hall so far. The employment bonus can be offset by part of the debt, which completely saves the budget of Yan Mo Hall-killing two birds with one stone, it can be said to be high-quality and cheap-although pardon Sheng is not proud of it at all.

Suppressing the resentment in his heart, he turned his grief into strength, and led a group of star-eyed little ghosts to complete the cleaning task.After the evil ghost passed the inspection, he was full of depression and rushed back to the dormitory on the last bus to Santuchuan.As the date of the mission's visit was getting closer, he had to cooperate with Daiyu in the preliminary investigation of the interview.

Once there was an angel as handsome as the morning star at dawn, who fell into hell because of his arrogance. He gave birth to huge horns, knotted muscles, bronze skin and deformed bat wings. Facing the wild rough man reflected in the mirror, He was moved to tears; there was a woman who was destined to be the ancestor of mankind. On the night she was created, she quarreled with her husband and left the Garden of Eden angrily. A divorce case.

The former is the current Lord of Western Hell, Lord Lucifer, and the latter is Lilith, the witch who is now resident in Western Hell.

When looking through the materials of the two, She Sheng and Dai Yu were filled with emotion.

She Sheng said: "I understand the mood of this demon king very well." He asked himself that his aesthetics was normal, but more than once he disliked his overly gorgeous face, which was completely inherited from his mother, Mrs. Jiufu.A real good boy should look like Uncle Yan Mo Hanyan, with bronze complexion, high horns, [-] meters tall, and a powerful aura.What's the use of being so pretty?Can it be used as a practice or as a weapon?Compared to pretty boys, muscular knights are the man's choice!

Daiyu said: "For a couple, the compatibility is really important." She Sheng rarely agreed with her point of view: "For a couple, the compatibility is really important."

"I don't mean that either." Daiyu blushed slightly, "Lilith was entrusted by God with the mission of becoming Adam's wife from the very beginning of creation. Obviously, they are not suitable. It is really admirable that Lilith can pursue the freedom of marriage at the expense of offending God’s authority.” She did not know what to think of, and sighed faintly, “However, if you are clearly a stable relationship What's the point of having a compatible private life?"

The two looked at each other, and both felt that the other seemed to be pointing at something.

What Xi Sheng thought of was his father Yin Ying Zhu Wu and his mother Jiu Fu, as well as his elder brother Teng Xie Lang and sister-in-law Yuan Yao.The former two have extremely strong personalities, they disagree with each other on a daily basis, and they are always arguing about big and small things.The latter two are probably due to their affiliation with the Martial Arts Association, and they always prefer to express their feelings with fists on weekdays. However, in view of Teng Xielang's crispy skin and Yuan Yao's fierce strength, he can see the doctor Hui Bashou every once in a while. Going in and out of the couple's residence—but occasionally being caught by Xie Sheng when the two of them get along when there is no one around, there is never a time when they are so tired that they can't be separated.

After he disappeared, the family must be in a panic, right?I wish I could turn the entire Jinling City upside down.

Compared to his annoyed thoughts with a little nostalgia, Daiyu thought of her second uncle Jia Zheng and second aunt Mrs. Wang with a bit of pity from a bystander.

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