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Chapter 35 Stewed Pork with Dried Beans and 5 Belly
But Little Hibiscus was completely shocked by this strange hairstyle, and didn't care about the reaction at all.
As for the fans in Wang Qi's studio, they laughed so hard that they were about to roll to the ground.
"Hahahahaha I can't fucking do it!!!!"
"Oh, I was wrong, Erha is worthy of being Erha, even the hairstyle is superior to others. I declare that Wang Bald Ball will be the next, and Erha will continue to be re-elected as the most stupid anchor throne."
"No, no, hurry up and mosaic."
However, in the next second, Wang Qi let out a howl.
"Fuck! You idiot, get out of my live camera, damn it, I was warned to spread pornography and obscenity!"
"Hahahahahaha." Now, everyone online and offline laughed together.
In the end, Yuan Mu cleared his throat, took off the bamboo hat hanging by the kitchen door, and handed it to Xu Youcai.
"Bring it on, it's not pretty, but at least..."
"..." Xu Youcai took the hat silently, with a serious expression on his face.
Yuan Mu looked at him for a while, and suddenly felt that something was missing, and he thought for a while before he realized it.
"Your family doesn't seem to be following you?" Yuan Mu asked Xu Youcai's ghost wife.
Now, Xu Youcai felt even more distressed.I promised to stay with him forever.But ever since he cut his head, his ghost wife has always disliked him.Didn't even look at him.
During the live broadcast, he said that he was romantic and wanted to have a candlelight dinner with her.The white candle was blown out as soon as it was lit.Looking again, there are two words written in wine on the table, "Rogue!"
The supernatural atmosphere suddenly turned into a sand sculpture and funny.Xu Youcai felt that it was too difficult for him.
For a moment, two middle-aged men who had collapsed because of their hairstyle squatted in the corner at the same time, weeping sadly.
But often in this case, it only takes a moment to be cured.
Of course, this time it's not food, but something more miserable than them.
There was a hesitant knock on the door from outside the small courtyard, and then a very nice male voice asked, "Is anyone there? Can you come in?"
"Chirp!" Hurry up and greet the guests!The yellow-haired chubby slapped Wang Qiyi's wings and told him to work quickly.
Unable to offend this little ancestor, Wang Qi tidied up his hat, and honestly went out to say hello to him with his yellow hair on his head.
However, as soon as he reached the door, he was stunned.
It turned out to be an old friend.
Wang Qi edited a video for the Beast Temple for the first time before, and mentioned that worshiping the mountain god brings good luck.
At that time, there was a funny anchor named Liu Ding who had a good relationship with him, and he was the first to support him, saying that he made a wish and confessed to the goddess successfully.
Unexpectedly, after he finished worshiping, he went to confess to the goddess, and he really succeeded.
Later, because of his success, it caused a series of hot reposts on the Internet.
But even so, it is not so unusual for Liu Ding to come over.After all, benefiting from the mountain god, he will always come to fulfill his wish.In addition, Liu Ding is also delicious, and he has long been salivating over Yuan Mu's income.
But what really caught Wang Qi's attention was Liu Ding's hair.
It's really weird.Compared with him and Xu Youcai, Liu Ding's hair style is really badass.
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary round inch, but I don’t know how this teacher Tony did it, but it is really round.In addition, Liu Ding was originally a baby face, this combination immediately became very spiritual.
It's as round as a donkey dung ball pushed by a dung beetle!
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Now the one laughing was replaced by Wang Qi.
Seeing that he hadn't come back for a long time, Xu Youcai also came out to check.Seeing the image of Liu Ding, he immediately slapped his thigh with a smile.
"Ah - is it a brother! Shut up if you are a brother!" Liu Ding was also very broken while covering his head.
But here, a gust of mountain wind blows, and the hats of Xu Youcai and Wang Qi are blown off at the same time.
Liu Ding looked at the two people's exposed hairstyles, and suddenly fell silent.
emmmmm, one of these two is concave, the other hangs, who gave them the anger to laugh at themselves.
Inside, Yuan Mu heard something was wrong, so he put down the kitchen knife and came out to look.Just saw Liu Ding in the three-legged confrontation.
Yuan Mu: Isn't it your first time here?
Liu Ding: I also worshiped Hua Piao across the screen.
Yuan Mu: ...Then I will add some Polygonum multiflorum to today's soup, and I am making a black sesame paste.
While talking, Yuan Mu suppressed a smile and went back to the kitchen.
But Wang Qi and the others were in complicated moods.
As we all know, Polygonum multiflorum grows hair, and black sesame prevents hair loss.Yuan Mu was indeed well-intentioned.
However, these three are all well-known idiot anchors after all. In terms of sand sculpture level, they are all on par, comparable to the three sledgehammers.
Therefore, I was depressed for less than 5 minutes, and soon became cheerful.
This is Liu Ding's first time here, and everything he sees feels fresh.Walk around the yard.
First of all, he paid homage to the little hibiscus, after all, it was the mountain god who brought him good luck.Then he let go and wandered around the yard.
Whether it's chopping wood or fetching water, you have to try it out.
Yuanmu's small courtyard has always had no rules, guests are self-sufficient when they come.As for those who want to masturbate, let them communicate with the three little ones by themselves.
If you like it, you will naturally be accepted.
Therefore, after Liu Ding turned around, he quickly set his eyes on the two fat chirps.
He knew Huangmao Pangjiu, and he didn't dare to provoke him. After all, the instant noodles Wang Qi ate until now didn't have seasoning packets!
So he set his sights on Bai Mao Fat Jiu.
Yuan Mu, this white-haired little chirp, is completely white without any variegation.The eyes are not round black bean eyes, but apricot eyes with eyeliner.
The two contradictory elements of gentleness and cuteness appear on it at the same time, making people want to hold it in their arms and rub it well.
"Hey hey, baby, let brother give you a kiss!" Taking the broken nuts that Yuan Mu gave Baimao Pangjiu, Liu Ding went straight to Baimao Pangjiu.
I don't know if it was because he was shocked, but the white-haired Chubby Chirp didn't even move, just stood there watching him rush towards him.
"Fuck! Brother, calm down!" Wang Qi failed to stop him, and immediately lit a piece of wax for Liu Ding in his heart.
And on his head, the yellow-haired Fat Jiu covered his eyes with his wings, and couldn't bear to look at it.
You know, in this small courtyard, besides the group pet Xiao Mujin and the head of the household Yuan Mu, Bai Mao Fat Jiu is at the top of the food chain.
Even if Liu Ding went into the water and hugged the slippery ladle to kiss her, at most he would be thrown out.Now that he actually tried to hug the white-haired Fat Chirp in vain, this fat beating was inevitable.
Sure enough, the moment Liu Ding was about to touch it, Baimao Pangjiu flew up sensitively, and stepped on Liu Ding's head with a jio.
With a sound of "bang", Liu Ding was buried face down in the soft cushion that Bai Mao Chuan Jiu had nestled in just now, and Bai Mao Chuan Jiu had already landed on top of his head, his claws flying.
Liu Ding: ┗|`O′|┛Oh~~ My lord, I was wrong.
White-haired Fat Chirp: ╭(╯^╰)╮
There was another yard full of chickens and dogs jumping around, but everyone's eyes and brows were full of smiles.
The guests who came in behind were also quickly infected by this atmosphere, and couldn't help laughing along with them.
"Chirp~" "Woof~" The chubby chubby and the milky-sounding little milk dog, plus the giant squid king lying in the small pool with tentacles scattered and taking a leisurely bath, can have the same healing effect as food The most capable, I am afraid it is these fluffy!
As the aroma of the kitchen continued to flow out, the stomachs of people who had played wildly all morning were also hungry.
Yuan Mu came out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes, and said with a smile, "It's time to eat!"
"Okay!" Everyone swarmed up and helped Yuan Mu bring the food to the table.
"Hurry up, hurry up, I have nowhere to put my drool!" Liu Ding was the first one who couldn't help it.
After everyone was seated, he couldn't wait to put down his chopsticks first.Headed straight for the plate of braised pork with dried beans.
The pork belly is wrapped in rock sugar and fried in sugar color, the color is bright, it melts in the mouth, fat but not greasy.And the taste of the dried beans was even better.
After soaking up the fat in the pork belly, the aroma of the meat is mixed with the aroma of beans, soft but not too soft, and it is even more delicious than the meat itself.
"My God! Little Boss, are you the reincarnation of the Kitchen God?" Liu Ding felt that his past life was wasted after eating a mouthful of rice with the soup.Why didn't you come sooner.
Yuan Mu thought for a while, but instead of answering Kitchen God's question, he served him a bowl of chicken soup.
"Drink more soup! Polygonum multiflorum is added in it."
Liu Ding: ...Okay, when will the hair talk end?
But Wang Qi and Xu Yucai, who were beside them, silently reached out to the public spoon in the chicken soup at the same time.
Yes, they drink more too.What if Yuanmu's soup has the effect of immediate hair growth?
But of course, Yuan Mu used the most common materials, so naturally there would be no miraculous effect of instant hair growth.
But the taste is really good.Liu Ding almost ate two more bowls of rice than usual, and now he is paralyzed on the chair and cannot move.
Looking around, he found that other people, like him, stretched their stomachs to digest food.
The cool mountain breeze blows, the red leaves in the distance, the blue sky, in this small courtyard, it seems that even time has stood still.
Liu Ding couldn't help sighing, "It's so cool here, I don't want to leave after staying here."
The yellow-haired Fat Chirp turned to look at him, and said lazily, "Jiu!"
Liu Ding pretended to be affectionate, "You welcome me to stay too, don't you?"
Yuan Mu looked at Huang Mao Pangjiu who kept patting his arm on the shoulder, hesitated for a moment, and helped him translate.
"It said, tell you to climb!"
Orange,"?"
Yuan Mu, "Sichuan dialect, you are the one who translated it!"
Liu Ding was immediately hit hard.
In this way, a group of people made noise until three or four o'clock in the afternoon before leaving one after another.But Liu Ding had the cheek to hold back, trying to stay and cook dinner like Wang Qi and Xu Youcai.
Yuan Mu didn't refuse, and the three of them had another happy meal.After dinner and looking at the sky, the three of them discussed with Yuan Mu about staying.
Yuan Mu has a guest room here, so he simply agreed.
The three of them were very excited, but after taking a shower and changing their clothes, they felt a little bored.
"How about we play something?" Wang Qi first proposed, and took out his poker cards to try to fight the landlord together.
But Liu Ding felt bored, "It's hard to come out and sleep together for a while, playing cards is too uncreative!"
But Xu Youcai regained his energy. He looked around, and suddenly thought of a very deadly note, "How about we have some excitement?"
"what?"
"How about Die Xian!"
As for the fans in Wang Qi's studio, they laughed so hard that they were about to roll to the ground.
"Hahahahaha I can't fucking do it!!!!"
"Oh, I was wrong, Erha is worthy of being Erha, even the hairstyle is superior to others. I declare that Wang Bald Ball will be the next, and Erha will continue to be re-elected as the most stupid anchor throne."
"No, no, hurry up and mosaic."
However, in the next second, Wang Qi let out a howl.
"Fuck! You idiot, get out of my live camera, damn it, I was warned to spread pornography and obscenity!"
"Hahahahahaha." Now, everyone online and offline laughed together.
In the end, Yuan Mu cleared his throat, took off the bamboo hat hanging by the kitchen door, and handed it to Xu Youcai.
"Bring it on, it's not pretty, but at least..."
"..." Xu Youcai took the hat silently, with a serious expression on his face.
Yuan Mu looked at him for a while, and suddenly felt that something was missing, and he thought for a while before he realized it.
"Your family doesn't seem to be following you?" Yuan Mu asked Xu Youcai's ghost wife.
Now, Xu Youcai felt even more distressed.I promised to stay with him forever.But ever since he cut his head, his ghost wife has always disliked him.Didn't even look at him.
During the live broadcast, he said that he was romantic and wanted to have a candlelight dinner with her.The white candle was blown out as soon as it was lit.Looking again, there are two words written in wine on the table, "Rogue!"
The supernatural atmosphere suddenly turned into a sand sculpture and funny.Xu Youcai felt that it was too difficult for him.
For a moment, two middle-aged men who had collapsed because of their hairstyle squatted in the corner at the same time, weeping sadly.
But often in this case, it only takes a moment to be cured.
Of course, this time it's not food, but something more miserable than them.
There was a hesitant knock on the door from outside the small courtyard, and then a very nice male voice asked, "Is anyone there? Can you come in?"
"Chirp!" Hurry up and greet the guests!The yellow-haired chubby slapped Wang Qiyi's wings and told him to work quickly.
Unable to offend this little ancestor, Wang Qi tidied up his hat, and honestly went out to say hello to him with his yellow hair on his head.
However, as soon as he reached the door, he was stunned.
It turned out to be an old friend.
Wang Qi edited a video for the Beast Temple for the first time before, and mentioned that worshiping the mountain god brings good luck.
At that time, there was a funny anchor named Liu Ding who had a good relationship with him, and he was the first to support him, saying that he made a wish and confessed to the goddess successfully.
Unexpectedly, after he finished worshiping, he went to confess to the goddess, and he really succeeded.
Later, because of his success, it caused a series of hot reposts on the Internet.
But even so, it is not so unusual for Liu Ding to come over.After all, benefiting from the mountain god, he will always come to fulfill his wish.In addition, Liu Ding is also delicious, and he has long been salivating over Yuan Mu's income.
But what really caught Wang Qi's attention was Liu Ding's hair.
It's really weird.Compared with him and Xu Youcai, Liu Ding's hair style is really badass.
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary round inch, but I don’t know how this teacher Tony did it, but it is really round.In addition, Liu Ding was originally a baby face, this combination immediately became very spiritual.
It's as round as a donkey dung ball pushed by a dung beetle!
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Now the one laughing was replaced by Wang Qi.
Seeing that he hadn't come back for a long time, Xu Youcai also came out to check.Seeing the image of Liu Ding, he immediately slapped his thigh with a smile.
"Ah - is it a brother! Shut up if you are a brother!" Liu Ding was also very broken while covering his head.
But here, a gust of mountain wind blows, and the hats of Xu Youcai and Wang Qi are blown off at the same time.
Liu Ding looked at the two people's exposed hairstyles, and suddenly fell silent.
emmmmm, one of these two is concave, the other hangs, who gave them the anger to laugh at themselves.
Inside, Yuan Mu heard something was wrong, so he put down the kitchen knife and came out to look.Just saw Liu Ding in the three-legged confrontation.
Yuan Mu: Isn't it your first time here?
Liu Ding: I also worshiped Hua Piao across the screen.
Yuan Mu: ...Then I will add some Polygonum multiflorum to today's soup, and I am making a black sesame paste.
While talking, Yuan Mu suppressed a smile and went back to the kitchen.
But Wang Qi and the others were in complicated moods.
As we all know, Polygonum multiflorum grows hair, and black sesame prevents hair loss.Yuan Mu was indeed well-intentioned.
However, these three are all well-known idiot anchors after all. In terms of sand sculpture level, they are all on par, comparable to the three sledgehammers.
Therefore, I was depressed for less than 5 minutes, and soon became cheerful.
This is Liu Ding's first time here, and everything he sees feels fresh.Walk around the yard.
First of all, he paid homage to the little hibiscus, after all, it was the mountain god who brought him good luck.Then he let go and wandered around the yard.
Whether it's chopping wood or fetching water, you have to try it out.
Yuanmu's small courtyard has always had no rules, guests are self-sufficient when they come.As for those who want to masturbate, let them communicate with the three little ones by themselves.
If you like it, you will naturally be accepted.
Therefore, after Liu Ding turned around, he quickly set his eyes on the two fat chirps.
He knew Huangmao Pangjiu, and he didn't dare to provoke him. After all, the instant noodles Wang Qi ate until now didn't have seasoning packets!
So he set his sights on Bai Mao Fat Jiu.
Yuan Mu, this white-haired little chirp, is completely white without any variegation.The eyes are not round black bean eyes, but apricot eyes with eyeliner.
The two contradictory elements of gentleness and cuteness appear on it at the same time, making people want to hold it in their arms and rub it well.
"Hey hey, baby, let brother give you a kiss!" Taking the broken nuts that Yuan Mu gave Baimao Pangjiu, Liu Ding went straight to Baimao Pangjiu.
I don't know if it was because he was shocked, but the white-haired Chubby Chirp didn't even move, just stood there watching him rush towards him.
"Fuck! Brother, calm down!" Wang Qi failed to stop him, and immediately lit a piece of wax for Liu Ding in his heart.
And on his head, the yellow-haired Fat Jiu covered his eyes with his wings, and couldn't bear to look at it.
You know, in this small courtyard, besides the group pet Xiao Mujin and the head of the household Yuan Mu, Bai Mao Fat Jiu is at the top of the food chain.
Even if Liu Ding went into the water and hugged the slippery ladle to kiss her, at most he would be thrown out.Now that he actually tried to hug the white-haired Fat Chirp in vain, this fat beating was inevitable.
Sure enough, the moment Liu Ding was about to touch it, Baimao Pangjiu flew up sensitively, and stepped on Liu Ding's head with a jio.
With a sound of "bang", Liu Ding was buried face down in the soft cushion that Bai Mao Chuan Jiu had nestled in just now, and Bai Mao Chuan Jiu had already landed on top of his head, his claws flying.
Liu Ding: ┗|`O′|┛Oh~~ My lord, I was wrong.
White-haired Fat Chirp: ╭(╯^╰)╮
There was another yard full of chickens and dogs jumping around, but everyone's eyes and brows were full of smiles.
The guests who came in behind were also quickly infected by this atmosphere, and couldn't help laughing along with them.
"Chirp~" "Woof~" The chubby chubby and the milky-sounding little milk dog, plus the giant squid king lying in the small pool with tentacles scattered and taking a leisurely bath, can have the same healing effect as food The most capable, I am afraid it is these fluffy!
As the aroma of the kitchen continued to flow out, the stomachs of people who had played wildly all morning were also hungry.
Yuan Mu came out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes, and said with a smile, "It's time to eat!"
"Okay!" Everyone swarmed up and helped Yuan Mu bring the food to the table.
"Hurry up, hurry up, I have nowhere to put my drool!" Liu Ding was the first one who couldn't help it.
After everyone was seated, he couldn't wait to put down his chopsticks first.Headed straight for the plate of braised pork with dried beans.
The pork belly is wrapped in rock sugar and fried in sugar color, the color is bright, it melts in the mouth, fat but not greasy.And the taste of the dried beans was even better.
After soaking up the fat in the pork belly, the aroma of the meat is mixed with the aroma of beans, soft but not too soft, and it is even more delicious than the meat itself.
"My God! Little Boss, are you the reincarnation of the Kitchen God?" Liu Ding felt that his past life was wasted after eating a mouthful of rice with the soup.Why didn't you come sooner.
Yuan Mu thought for a while, but instead of answering Kitchen God's question, he served him a bowl of chicken soup.
"Drink more soup! Polygonum multiflorum is added in it."
Liu Ding: ...Okay, when will the hair talk end?
But Wang Qi and Xu Yucai, who were beside them, silently reached out to the public spoon in the chicken soup at the same time.
Yes, they drink more too.What if Yuanmu's soup has the effect of immediate hair growth?
But of course, Yuan Mu used the most common materials, so naturally there would be no miraculous effect of instant hair growth.
But the taste is really good.Liu Ding almost ate two more bowls of rice than usual, and now he is paralyzed on the chair and cannot move.
Looking around, he found that other people, like him, stretched their stomachs to digest food.
The cool mountain breeze blows, the red leaves in the distance, the blue sky, in this small courtyard, it seems that even time has stood still.
Liu Ding couldn't help sighing, "It's so cool here, I don't want to leave after staying here."
The yellow-haired Fat Chirp turned to look at him, and said lazily, "Jiu!"
Liu Ding pretended to be affectionate, "You welcome me to stay too, don't you?"
Yuan Mu looked at Huang Mao Pangjiu who kept patting his arm on the shoulder, hesitated for a moment, and helped him translate.
"It said, tell you to climb!"
Orange,"?"
Yuan Mu, "Sichuan dialect, you are the one who translated it!"
Liu Ding was immediately hit hard.
In this way, a group of people made noise until three or four o'clock in the afternoon before leaving one after another.But Liu Ding had the cheek to hold back, trying to stay and cook dinner like Wang Qi and Xu Youcai.
Yuan Mu didn't refuse, and the three of them had another happy meal.After dinner and looking at the sky, the three of them discussed with Yuan Mu about staying.
Yuan Mu has a guest room here, so he simply agreed.
The three of them were very excited, but after taking a shower and changing their clothes, they felt a little bored.
"How about we play something?" Wang Qi first proposed, and took out his poker cards to try to fight the landlord together.
But Liu Ding felt bored, "It's hard to come out and sleep together for a while, playing cards is too uncreative!"
But Xu Youcai regained his energy. He looked around, and suddenly thought of a very deadly note, "How about we have some excitement?"
"what?"
"How about Die Xian!"
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