This matter, I have the final say

"Forget about the rest. Where is my illuminated red underpants with gold ten thousand taels on the front! Don't give me this thing! I don't know if I can win money playing mahjong in those underpants, then I opened the light!"

Do you light up your underpants?Is your toilet a dragon chair?

"Your mother never taught you not to steal other people's things! Give it back to me!"

Xu Haodong was justified.

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to make false accusations?"

"No! Besides, I can see clearly that if you walk through the back door of my house, your fishing rod will snatch away my underpants!"

"That was careless. I don't blame you for hanging your underpants outside. I picked up your torn underwear on my fishing rod, causing me to lose a lot of people!"

Fang Zheng remembered that he went fishing a few days ago, carrying a fishing rod and holding a drawing board. When he got home, his parents looked at him in surprise. Just walking down the street with a pair of trousers!Those who didn't know thought he looked so good showing off his underpants!

It's so embarrassing that he hasn't left the house for several days!I thought this matter was over, but the owner of the underpants spoke out in public!

"Then don't blame me, anyway, you took my underpants, so you have to return them to me!"

"threw!"

"It's okay to throw it away, you will pay for it!"

Xu Haodong leaned back on the chair carelessly, hugged his shoulders and raised his chin, staring at Fang Zheng with a half-smile.

I used to watch from a distance, but today I see them face to face, and I can see them clearly.

So white, so tender, so pretty.

Look around from head to toe.Facing Fang Zheng, he raised his chin.

"I was consecrated with the help of an eminent monk. I have read the scriptures for 81 days. I usually don't want to wear them. I always play mahjong in my trousers pocket. I win money. You threw it away and I can't find it. Then you Just pay me. Either, give me a hundred thousand, no, give me a million. Or, you, be my daughter-in-law!"

Xu Haodong's mouth parted into a smile.

"I believe in Buddhism. The eminent monk said that the things that have been enlightened have spirituality. Don't look at it as a pair of pants. If you leave, it means that we are destined. Look at this, don't you? The day before yesterday you Go away, let's sit on this blind date today, this is fate. I don't dislike you as a man anymore, you can be my daughter-in-law. That's it. "

Fang Zheng sneered, looking at Xu Haodong as if he disliked that cup of soy sauce coffee.

"Should I pay for it?"

"Then I will go to your house every day, eat your clothes, wear your clothes, live in your clothes, and sleep in your clothes!"

Xu Haodong looks like a rascal, he is a rascal, he wants to get a daughter-in-law.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to blackmail people?"

"My mother taught me to shoot when I should!"

"That's right, that's the reason."

Fang Zheng squeezed his fist.

"You still have time to run now."

"Why am I running, I..."

Just as he was about to say that I didn't dare to hit me when I was so old, Fang Zheng raised his leg and kicked over the small round table, and the small round table slapped Xu Haodong in the face!

Xu Haodong never expected that Fang Zheng, who has been holding a paintbrush all the time, still has such good skills. Before he could react, the small round table was in front of him.

Even if the plywood was slapped on his face, his tall nose would be flattened, and he dodged back in fright, the plastic chair was not stable, squeaked, the chair leg broke, Xu Haodong fell to the ground on his back.

The small round table hit his chest.

"Mom!"

Xu Haodong came out coughing and howling, before Xu Haodong could get up, Fang Zheng rushed in front of him, grabbed his neck and pulled Xu Haodong up.Raising a fist is about to beat.

"You really do it, I don't care about my mother, why do you still hit me when she wants you!"

Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, grabbed Xu Haodong's arm and twisted it, and twisted the arm to his back, and he followed Xu Haodong's back.

"It hurts, it hurts, daughter-in-law, take it easy, it hurts!"

Xu Haodong was half a head taller than Fang Zheng, and being pinched by him like this made him stand on tiptoe in pain, so he was more than a head taller than Fang Zheng.

Calling his daughter-in-law uncleanly, Fang Zheng grabbed his pulse and twisted it hard.

"Go! Find your mother."

"I won't go, my mother will kill me if she finds out!"

"go!"

Fang Zheng twisted his arm hard, and Xu Haodong couldn't go anymore, yelling, he was pushed away from the cafe by Fang Zheng twisting his arms!

It's amazing!The son of Mayor Fang's family is beating someone!

Damn, that kid usually beats people even if he doesn't speak!

What's so strange, the mayor Fang's son has practiced martial arts since he was a child!

The villain has his own day to reap, look, the second child of the Xu family has also been beaten!

Should!

The grandmother of the Xu family is a powerful character, she will definitely cut off the second child of the Xu family!

Let's go, let's watch the excitement!

Tengyun Town suddenly boiled, and everyone came out to watch the rare scene in a century.The painter's son of the mayor Fang's family beat the devil incarnation!

This is even more lively than the New Year's day. The streets are full of people, and everyone is full of freshness and surprises, and they follow along the way.

A lot of people in front were standing on both sides of the street, and they were almost holding small flags and cheering!

The two irrelevant people had a big fight, and after the fight, they had to find their parents, how fun and lively it was.

It has been peaceful for too long, and the quiet ancient town is boiling.

There were those who lined the aisle to welcome them, those who watched and beheaded, and those who threw vegetable leaves at the prison car. Today, the onlookers strongly watched the two men's blind date because they fought in their underwear and then went back to find their parents!

Every step is an unexpected unfolding of God!

Tengyun Town was full of people from one end to the other, adults and children all ran out.

There are also smarter ones who ran to Xu's house immediately, occupied a good position, and waited to see the next big show!

What they were curious about was that Fang Zheng knew kung fu and got angry.Xu Haodong, the big devil, was beaten so helplessly.

Xu Haodong was discussing with Fang Zheng while ouching.

"Although my elder brother has a child, my mother still expects me to have someone to import. I was beaten and scolded by him to come on a blind date. If I want to be with you, my mother can hack me to death. You will feel bad I feel sorry that I am with you under pressure, why are you pushing me into the fire pit, oh, take it easy, my arm is broken!"

"Wrong, wrong, my home is not here, my home is on the mountain! How do you know my home!"

"Let's go, why don't I just walk? Don't pinch me! My arm hurts! No one likes you so much. I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I won't say anything!"

If he didn't leave, Fang Zheng pinched his arm hard, and if he still didn't leave, Fang Zheng pushed him away, staggering all the way, being watched by the crowd, hearing the applause from the people around him, Xu Haodong said hello with a sneer, Sangu, today What to do delicious?Er Fatty, have a drink today!

Fang Zheng couldn't afford to lose this man with him, so he pushed him to hurry up, left the street, and entered Xu's house in a roundabout way.In the quaint small courtyard, Xu's grandma was peeling garlic and preparing to make sweet and sour garlic, when she saw the devil king of their family was shoved in.

Fang Zheng pushed Xu Haodong hard with his hands, and Xu Haodong was pushed and staggered a few steps. He almost split a big fork on the steps, and twisted his wrist with a playful smile.

Fang Zheng's hands are really strong, and it hurts when he twists his wrist.

"Hey, mom. I brought your second daughter-in-law. Look, she's the most handsome in the town."

Xu's grandma spent 500 yuan to ask Aunt Zhang to introduce a partner to Xu Haodong. She knew that the second son, who was the most incompetent, went on a blind date today, so it went so smoothly?Instinctively looked towards the door.

Standing at the door was a very handsome young man, with white face, beautiful eyes, tall and long legs, and tightly pursed lips.

Even if his hair is a bit long, he is still a young man. Isn't this the most famous painter in the town?Where is the little girl from?What about the second daughter-in-law?

"Your brother and sister are here? Oh, you are really capable, second child! Brother and sister, eat melon seeds!"

Xu's sister-in-law ran out happily, holding a plate of melon seeds in her hand, but she was stunned when she didn't see the pretty girl.

At this time, the door of Xu's house was covered with people crawling on the wall.

"Aunt Xu, your Xu Haodong wants me to be his wife. If I don't agree, he will blackmail me for 100 million. I will bring him back. Aunt Xu will judge me."

Fang Zheng spoke lightly.

In one sentence, Aunt Xu was set on fire!

Aunt Xu jumped up like a two-kick, a little old lady in her 60s jumped three feet high, grabbed the broom on one side, and hit Xu Haodong head-on!

"You bastard! From the age of three you bullied until you were 80 years old, and now you are still bullying Fang Zheng, I will beat you to death!"

Aunt Xu was definitely from the family of Lian. One autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, and then swept away thousands of troops.

Xu Haodong who was beaten jumped up and down, flying all over the yard, similar to a fried-haired old grass chicken chased by dogs with nowhere to hide. It was not only Xu Haodong who flew in the sky, but also garlic skins, dust, and leaves.

Accompanied by Xu Haodong's screams and wailing, the onlookers roared with laughter, Fang Zheng flicked his pants, pulled up a chair and sat down, tired, watching a show, just sit and watch.

Before sitting down, he took the melon seeds from Mrs. Xu's family and said thank you politely.

I grabbed a handful of melon seeds, knocked them, and looked at them.

How nice, it's free.

What to watch now doesn’t cost money. Reading novels costs money, watching TV costs money, and watching movies costs money. Such a fierce mother-child battle will soon be staged in a family ethics drama, so what are you doing? Grab some melon seeds and see.

"Sister-in-law, can you pour me a glass of water? Thank you."

The sister-in-law of the Xu family was used to the scene where her mother-in-law beat her uncle to death three times in ten days, but the other party was very puzzled, didn't he suffer?Haven't you been blackmailed?Why don't you go?Are you still eating melon seeds and asking for water?

Walk?Why go, seeing him being beaten makes me feel good!

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