This matter, I have the final say

There is a place called Longyun County, there is Tengyun Mountain in Longyun County, and Tengyun Town is at the foot of the mountain.

Longyun County is a small [-]th-tier county under the [-]th-tier city. Tengyun Town is a small town that cooks braised pork in pots at the east end of the town. You can tell who made it when you smell it at the west end of the town.

Although small, but the scenery is good, surrounded by mountains and rivers, the original residents of the old town and ancient streets, chasing up 2000 years, this place is still a must-have fortress and military strategist. Later, due to inconvenient transportation, this place was forgotten and became a world-famous place. A small paradise outside.

If the local government develops it, it will definitely attract young artists and tourists who are looking for peace of mind. The scenery is beautiful, the environment is good, and the price is cheap. It only costs ten yuan to drink a cup of coffee, and you will get two green dumplings as a gift.

Fresh, there is only one cafe in such a small town at the end of a street, but it fully shows that it keeps pace with the times.

There are not only cafes in Tengyun Town, but also matchmakers, who are the matchmakers.

Young people want to go out and see the world. The population loss in Tengyun Town is very serious, and the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance. Matchmaker or wait in line to go.

You can't queue up for marriage, won't waiting in line delay the next generation?

Aunt Zhang in Tengyun Town is one of the two matchmakers. The second matchmaker is Uncle Zhang. The couple monopolizes the matchmaker market in Tengyun Town. All the single men and women under the age of 80 in Tengyun Town were wiped out by their husbands and wives.

There is absolutely no talk of grabbing business, and the husband and wife cooperate very well. Aunt Zhang has a young man in his hands, and Uncle Zhang has a big girl in his hands.

Oh, the place for blind dates is usually in a coffee shop, and the coffee shop is still run by Aunt Zhang.

Oh, and also, Uncle Zhang will count the old calendars if the blind date is successful and preparations for the wedding day.

Yes, yes, and, if the baby is born, they will name the baby.

Anyway, it is a one-stop service, from blind dates to marriage, in the words of Aunt Zhang, there is Aunt Zhang who will make sure you are satisfied.

No, at Tengyun Cafe, the only blind date place in this town, someone went on a blind date again.

In this place where the whole town knows who is farting, blind dates with girls and boys have always attracted much attention. The so-called blind dates are full of spectators in the corners of the surrounding streets and windows.

Today, there was no chatter or discussion, just silence.

It is said that Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang, who had seen the world, were dumbfounded, not knowing what went wrong.

Two people on a blind date today.

The youngest son of the Fang family, Fang Zheng.

The second son of the Xu family, Xu Haodong.

Well, that's right, two young men.

Although Fang Zheng has slightly longer hair that is slightly curly from his head to his neck, he is definitely a genuine pure man.

Fang Zheng's eyes have been half-squinted all year round, as if he couldn't wake up, and he looks lazy, but his half-squinted eyes are as big as ordinary people's eyes, and he is also very beautiful, with upturned eyelashes and long eyelashes.Thin cheeks and thin lips, a fat silk white shirt with a particularly painterly look, a pair of jeans with knees exposed, slightly curly and slightly longer hair tied into a small braid with a hair tie.Special temperament, very clean, special, impersonal.

Fang Zheng, the weirdest kid in Tengyun Town, never happened in the first 100 years.

He is almost like a non-human being.It probably has something to do with his profession. He is a great painter in the mouths of ordinary people.Although he is a half way monk.He is the number one student in the city's college entrance examination. He has studied for seven or eight years, from university to master's degree. He studied finance and made a lot of money, but he didn't stay in the big city and ran back to his hometown, a small town that can't be found on the map, to paint. .

Generally ignore people, he is an artist, he is a painter, he is a son of a local aristocrat, his father is the mayor of the town, unlike the people who go to the fields to do farm work, he is so fairy-like, he dare not take the initiative to talk to him, he Also don't talk to others.

This fairy descended to the mortal world today, and also ate the fireworks of the world, fell into the secular world and started a blind date.

That's right, if you don't get married again, someone else's grandson will be born soon, and his son is still cramping in his mother-in-law's calf.

The Xu Haodong on the opposite side is also, uh, how should I put it, he is not a mortal.

Xu Haodong is also a pure man, he can smell the hormones on his body even if he is pure against the wind.

Fang Zheng is the strange kid who meets once in a century, and Xu Haodong is the villain who meets once in a thousand years.

If Fang Zheng was a fairy who sucked wind and drank dew, then Xu Haodong would be a big devil who jumped out of the demon way.

Fang Zheng has a temperament and professional identity here. Unlike ordinary people, no one talks to him easily.

Xu Haodong is that no one in the town wants to talk to him, and no one wants to talk to him.

Cuguapi has a sharp-edged head and a sharp face. He is taller than anyone else when he stands up, and he is stronger than anyone else when he takes off his clothes. His body is muscular and his fists are so big that a single punch can break a person's ribs.

When I was a child, I pissed in the neighbor’s meat pot, and I drew a picture of one yuan to go to the small shop to cheat food and drink. When I was a teenager, I stood on the street and whistled at the little girl. I cheated money from the begging bowl and snatched the children’s stick Tang, there is no one in the town who is around his age who does not get beaten by him.He used to be a thug, a hooligan, a gambler, and a prison cell. He didn't know how to set up a mountain farm to sell stones.

No one married him, no good girl would want him.

The great-grandson of someone else's family has his wife and is still cooking at the mother-in-law's place.

Two big men in Yunfeng Town sat together and went on a blind date.

Aunt Zhang and Uncle Zhang were so puzzled, what went wrong?How did the two of them arrange it?

Fang Zheng sat lazily, half-raised his eyes lazily, took a sip of coffee lazily, and lazily despised the coffee that tasted like cooking water. Could it be soy sauce?

Fang Zheng got used to being expressionless, and just stared at Xu Haodong opposite him.

It is probably because Fang Zheng's eyes were cold and calm, and Xu Haodong looked less calm, like a shy young man on a blind date for the first time, a little too long to sit still.

The two young men were on a small round coffee table, their arms and hands didn't touch each other, and their long legs, which had nowhere to rest, inevitably bumped back and forth. Xu Haodong's ears turned red and his eyes fluttered. He lowered his head and buttoned his pants, scratching Qingpi's head for a while.

All quiet.

Fang Zheng didn't speak, no matter how angry he was in his heart, he didn't show it on his face. Xu Haodong took a sip of the soy sauce-flavored coffee, and took the opportunity to sneak a look at Fang Zheng again. This kid is really innocent.

Just looking at people, I burned my tongue.

I couldn't swallow this weird coffee, and I was afraid that the price would drop at this time, leaving a bad impression on the other party, so I forced myself to swallow this coffee, burning my tongue all the way to my stomach!

Oops, it hurts.

This grinning look probably entertained Fang Zheng, who raised the corner of his mouth to check the time.

"Misunderstanding, let's end it soon."

Fang Zheng's voice was lazy and soft, and he was about to stand up and leave casually.

It must be a misunderstanding. The person sitting across the table today should be a primary school teacher, not a hooligan.

Seeing that Fang Zheng was about to leave, Xu Haodong slapped the table.

"stop!"

His eyes widened and he looked ferocious, as if he was about to pick up his chair and beat Fang Zheng to the ground in the next second.

Blind date?No, this is revenge.

The onlookers gasped, it was over, Fang Zheng was going to be beaten!

If you beat the mayor's son, he will go to jail!

Fang Zheng was unmoved, looked at Xu Haodong, and asked him with his eyes, do you have anything else to do?

Xu Haodong hesitated, he left him behind, but he had no good reason!

Looking left and right, his eyes wandered for a while, Xu Haodong slapped the table fiercely again.

"Give me back my panties!"

Return the pants to him?

What did they do?

You don't know how to change your underpants, do you?

Whose underpants can be worn interchangeably?

Our place is not big, and we don’t know each other. Although the two of them are a few years apart, they can be considered to have grown up together. My buddies and friends probably watched the ball together, and slept together, so they wore the wrong clothes. .

Hey hey, do you know?There is a disease outside, that is, men like men!

What disease?Bah, are you stupid? If you don’t surf the Internet, that’s called freedom of love. Gender is not a problem. There are no men and women in true love!I'm over 50 and I know this, but you don't know, your home doesn't have internet.

That said, the two of them...

They have changed their pants, what do you think they have to do with each other!

What kind of kiss is that?

It’s called, let’s cover up people’s eyes and ears, because they are afraid that we will find out that they will be embarrassed and will not come down to fear that we will treat them as aliens. In fact, they are aliens even if they are not together.

Let's just get together, and don't bother to say goodbye to the big girl.

Hey hey hey, the pants are all changed, what are you thinking about them doing!

Hey hey, it's just you Huang.

You are not yellow, how did your three children get here?Who doesn't sleep with his wife!

Shameless, shameless both of them!How could such words be said in front of so many people?

Fang Zheng was still thinking about what he meant by this, when did I take your pants?Whispers from all walks of life reached my ears.

The common people, uncles and uncles, aunts and aunts, are all quite up-to-date. Watching them on a blind date is not counted, and they even gather to discuss the underpants issue.

About how Xu Haodong's underpants got into Fang Zheng's hands.

Xu Haodong is still reluctant.

"Forget one pair. You take my underpants every now and then. It's not easy for me to make money. How can I buy underpants every day! That time, I bought new ones and hung them outside after I washed them. Let me go!"

Very good, Fang Zheng has changed from a non-human painter to a perverted thief who likes to steal other people's underpants!

It is very appropriate that one of them said something rather obscene.

"Looking at the boy from Mayor Fang's house, he is so fairy-like, and he still likes other people's pants, why are you taking them back?"

With obscene laughter, everyone has already sketched a picture in their minds that is extremely unsuitable for children!

Fang Zheng's fame was completely ruined because of Xu Haodong's words.

Fang Zheng's eyes widened, and his slender fingers clenched into fists.

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