After rebirth, I'm a scumbag

"I have a little donkey, and I never ride it. One day I had a whim, and I rode to the market. I had a little leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud that I didn't know why, and I fell all over the mud. I have a donkey. Little donkey, I never ride..."

While humming, Xiao Zinan swung the small leather whip in his hand, and his body also swayed in a small arc.

This is a very simple nursery rhyme without any difficulty, but Xiao Zinan sang it out of tune, completely out of tune.

This song is so magical.

The guides leading the way on horseback all smiled.

The camera is actually very curious, how did Mr. Xiao manage to sing such a simple song so lethally.

Really answered that sentence, others ask for money to sing, this one is terrible.

The camera secretly glanced at the man on horseback behind him, okay, his eyes are gentle, and he is not affected by the magical singing at all.

The cameraman couldn't help but wondered, it is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but can Pavarotti be heard in the ear of the beholder?

Yu Feng has hardly heard Xiao Zinan sing.

Of course Yu Feng's hearing was fine, and he could hear the young man's tone deafness, but he didn't feel how terrible the singing was, he just thought that the young man shaking his head, with a whip in his hand, and a smile on his lips was extremely cute.

Nan Nan, who was riding on the back of a donkey and wearing a fisherman's hat, was cute. Even his completely out-of-key singing voice was so cute to his ears.

"Turn over the hillside ahead, and the pasture is below."

The guide turned around and interrupted Xiao Zinan.When the guide invited by the program group told him that after climbing over this hill, there is a pasture below, Xiao Zinan held the whip and lightly whipped the donkey, "Drive!"

They all say donkey temper, donkey temper.

It was lucky that Xiao Zinan didn't lash this whip, but when the lash was stopped, the donkey's temper came into being, and it even neighed a few times, and raised its front hooves.

On the donkey's back, Xiao Zinan's body also began to sway from side to side.

"Miss Xiao, be careful!"

I was taken aback by the camera I was following. There are all mountain roads here, and the consequences of falling down would be disastrous.

Xiao Zinan let go of the rein, quickly bent down and touched the donkey's head, but stopped urging it.

Sure enough, the donkey stopped throwing temper tantrums. Although his pace was still unhurried, he did not "make trouble" any more.

Xiao Zinan's method of calming the donkey was learned when he was doing group performances. At that time, a similar thing happened. Fortunately, the owner of the donkey was nearby and calmed the donkey for him.

The owner of the donkey told him that donkeys are usually gentle and hard-working animals, but once they lose their temper, they will not go away, and they will back down when beaten.

So if the donkey loses its temper, you can't fight the donkey to the death, you have to soften your attitude quickly, and it will be obedient.

Xiao Zinan pulled the reins, turned his head, smiled at the camera and raised his chin triumphantly, "Don't worry. I'm the little prince riding a donkey."

Camera: "..."

I don't know whether you are the little prince riding a donkey, but if you do it again, my heart will not be able to bear it.

"Don't touch it, ride well."

Yu Feng came over on horseback, speaking in a rare serious manner.

Xiao Zinan obediently said "Oh".

The following camera glanced at the two of them with some surprise.

He followed the filming all the way and found that Mr. Yu was very indulgent to Mr. Xiao, which can be called pampering.

He thought Teacher Xiao would not take Teacher Yu's words seriously just now, didn't they all say that they are proud of being favored?

And Teacher Xiao doesn't look like an obedient master.

Unexpectedly, Teacher Xiao obediently agreed.

Well.

What happened to suddenly wanting to fall in love?

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A group of people gradually walked to the top of the mountain.

Because the guide is familiar with the local terrain, he has already rushed to the top of the mountain first.

Xiao Zinan also really wanted to rush up like this, but considering that his best donkey master might not agree, he had to ride a donkey and catch up slowly.

The trees on both sides of the trail lined the road, the sunlight and the mountain wind were all blocked by the trees, and there was no feeling of coldness.

When he was about to reach the top of the mountain, the mountain wind picked up and the fisherman's hat on Xiao Zinan's head was almost blown away.

He had no choice but to hold down the fisherman's hat with one hand and the rein with the other, and sighed melancholy, "I'm really too southern~~~"

Camera: "..."

There isn't much sun at the moment, so you can take your hat off.

Just tell the truth, is it because Teacher Yu personally put the hat on for you, so you are reluctant to take it off?

Humph.

The sour smell of love.

Finally, it was about to reach the top of the mountain, and the terrain became more open.

Xiao Zinan rode a donkey and walked a few steps forward, an endless green grassland appeared in front of him——

Blue and white wooden houses, windmills, dozens of black and white cows grazing with their heads against the blue sky.

Refreshing and happy.

This is probably the voice of everyone present.

Xiao Zinan reined in the little donkey's reins, and couldn't help admiring, "It's so beautiful."

The cameraman carried the camera and walked over with a smile, "Isn't it beautiful? At that time, when our staff came here with the local villagers, they thought that we must let the guests and the audience in front of the TV also appreciate the beauty." The scenery here. But because this mountain road is too narrow, it is impossible for everyone to ride a horse or a donkey to pass through here, so I thought of letting the guests freely choose the means of transportation. Compared with the other two kinds of transportation, donkey riding The method is indeed a little hard work, so the scenery in front of you can be regarded as a reward for you, Teacher Xiao. I hope you will like it here."

Xiao Zinan said sincerely, "Thank you! The program team is interested. I like it very much."

Just as the cameraman was about to respond politely, Xiao Zinan said with a serious face, "In the future, if anyone says that your program team is insane, I will be in a hurry with him."

Camera: "..."

Then I really thank you.

Yu Feng also rode his brown-haired steed to a stop on the south side of Xiao Zi, side by side with him.

Xiao Zinan heard the sound of horseshoes and turned his head. The two looked at each other and smiled. At the same time, they looked away and looked forward, quietly admiring the beautiful scenery in front of them.

Xiao Zinan turned his head and asked the camera behind him, "Since we've arrived at the ranch, can I get off the donkey?

"Yes. Does Mr. Xiao want to go on from here?"

Xiao Zinan smiled without saying a word.

He let go of the rein in his hand and climbed off the donkey.

Why is it used to climb?

Xiao Zinan wanted to get off the donkey in a handsome posture, but when his foot stepped on the donkey pedal, his waist protested severely against him.

So in the end, Xiao Zinan got off the donkey's back with difficulty and rigid limbs with his butt facing the camera.

If Yu Feng hadn't stepped forward to wrap his arms around his waist in time, Xiao Zinan would have been able to kneel for a second the moment his legs landed on the ground.

Xiao Zinan lay on Yu Feng's shoulder, "I don't want to ride a donkey anymore in my life."

The camera touched the tip of his nose embarrassingly.

Yu Feng put his hands on Xiao Zinan's waist, massaged and kneaded him gently, "Riding for such a long time, even people who often ride donkeys will not be able to bear it. Your performance today is already very good."

After making people happy, Yu Feng asked again, "Is it better?"

Xiao Zinan was paralyzed on Yu Feng's body as if he had no bones, "It's still sore. Brother, please give me a massage at night. I feel like my waist is not my waist anymore."

"it is good."

Camera: "..."

Well, I also feel like my eyes are not my eyes anymore.

"Want to go for a walk together?"

"I also wanted to go down. But my legs told me that they couldn't go down. Or, senior brother, please take me down on horseback. OK?"

—

An off-road vehicle kicked up dust and stopped in front of a wooden house with a blue roof and white walls.

After sitting in the car for nearly an hour, the mountain road was still uneven. Even if the five people in the car did not suffer from motion sickness, they were still tossed enough along the way.

The program team told Song Ran and the others that Zhou Cheng and the others hadn't arrived yet, so they were asked to come down and move around freely, and the program will start recording after everyone is here.

"Why do I seem to hear Nan Nan's voice?"

Qi Xi pushed the door and got out of the car.

He put one hand on the car door with a confused look on his face.

Ji Qing got off the car behind Qi Xi, "Brother Nan? Impossible? Brother Nan is riding a little donkey. We have just arrived. How could Brother Nan arrive so soon?"

"But, I seem to have heard Teacher Xiao's voice."

Wei Wei also hesitated.

Shen Bozhou's tone was affirmative, "It's Nan Nan's voice."

Ji Qing rolled his eyes at him angrily.

Fuck, what kind of presence is there.

In the driver's seat, Song Ran just unfastened his seat belt and got out of the car.

Hearing everyone's comments, he also looked surprised, "Nannan? Has he arrived so soon?"

"The sound seems to be coming from that direction."

Shen Baizhou turned around and faced the direction of the mountain top.

Everyone looked in the direction Shen Baizhou was looking at, and they saw a black spot far away from the top of the mountain, swooping down.

"It's my brother and Brother Nan!"

Ji Qing recognized the color of Yu Feng and Xiao Zinan's clothes.

Yu Feng rode his horse very fast, like a gust of wind galloping down the mountain.

The shout they heard was from Xiao Zinan who was sitting on horseback.

From such a long distance, they could all hear the excitement in Xiao Zinan's shouts.

"Strange, why did Nannan arrive so soon? It doesn't make sense, we just arrived. Could this guy be cheating?"

Qi Xi couldn't understand it.

To be reasonable, the five of them are riding in a car. It doesn't make sense that they can't run the donkey on four wheels, right?

"How do you cheat? There are only a few vehicles in Huatian Village. Brother Nan can't take a car. You don't know, he is really motion sick, very serious. It's okay if my brother is here, if my brother is not here , He can’t ride alone in a car at all. Every time he takes a car, half his life will be taken away. And after every ride, he has to sleep for a long time to replenish his energy. He also said that he doesn’t want to ride a tractor, so even if he wants to Cheating, there is no other means of transportation for him to choose?"

"Didn't the local villagers say that there is a shortcut? Nannan should be taking the shortcut. After all, the winding mountain road we drive is built around the mountain, but if Nannan rides a donkey and walks directly, there is no need to go around the mountain. , you can take a shortcut directly. Then it is not surprising that he is almost as old as us."

Song Ran analyzed.

Ji Qing agreed, "Well, Mr. Song's speculation is quite reasonable."

Qi Xi: "..."

Wei Wei's focus is rather strange.

She didn't care at all why Xiao Zinan arrived so soon, she just looked enviously at the young man who was surrounded by Yu Feng, smiling freely and brightly, and sighed, "These two really plan to make a full disclosure."

Xiao Zinan is a screenwriter, even if the relationship is public, the influence on him is always limited.

Yu Feng is different, he is an actor, and he has reached the heights he is now. His partner is a man of the same sex, and Xiao Zinan has a history of being married. The exposure of his relationship does not necessarily affect Yu Feng's career, but it does affect his career. There is bound to be some kind of damage done to the image.

It's nothing unusual for Xiao Zinan to be unscrupulous, but Yu Feng is also so unscrupulous, how can Wei Wei not feel envious of Xiao Zinan?

"Huh? It doesn't matter if it's public or not, right? Anyway, Brother Nan has already met my family, my grandparents, my parents, and grandpa. They have already regarded Brother Nan as a member of our family. It is estimated that it is only a matter of time before the two of them make it public."

"What? Even the parents have met so soon? Did the two of them ride a rocket?! I remember that when we first filmed "Rong Chong", the two of them hadn't kept secrets. Half, those two people hooked up for some reason. Have you met your parents in just a few months?"

"Soon? My brother has liked Brother Nan for a long time. Now that he has finally caught up with him, of course it must be settled as soon as possible."

Ji Qing said these words specially for Shen Baizhou to hear.

Isn't this a big thank you to a certain evil spirit present who doesn't know how to cherish it?

If Shen Baizhou hadn't cheated first, how could his brother Nan have decided to divorce quickly, and how could his brother have the chance?

Brother Nan is single again, his brother finally has a chance, of course he will spare no effort to catch him, and then bring him home!

Shen Baizhou naturally heard the hint of showing off in Ji Qing's words, and he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it with blood.

If... Xiao Guai asked for a divorce back then, he could have kept her...

Shen Baizhou stared at the two men galloping down the hillside on their horses without blinking, and a flash of pain flashed in his eyes.

When Yu Feng and Xiao Zinan were still halfway up the mountain, they recognized the off-road vehicle that Ji Qing and the others were riding in.

Yu Feng rode his horse closer, and when he was about to get close to Ji Qing and his group, he reined in and stopped.

Yu Feng once acted in a costume drama, in which there were a lot of scenes of horse riding. For this reason, he even went to learn equestrian skills for several months.

With a neat gesture, Yu Feng got off his horse.

He stretched out his arm and helped Xiao Zinan off the horse.

"Enjoyed!"

Xiao Zinan got off his horse, even though his back was sore, but because of his excitement, he still jumped a few times on the spot.

His eyes were bright, and his face was full of joy.

Shen Baizhou's eyes were dim and difficult to distinguish, such a little boy was so dazzling that he could hardly take his eyes off.

Yu Feng noticed Shen Baizhou's eyes, and moved forward, blocking Xiao Zinan's entire figure.

Ji Qing is a rough guy, of course he didn't notice the undercurrent between his brother and Shen Baizhou, he happily walked to Xiao Zinan's side, "Brother Nan, can you tell us why you arrived so early? We just It’s just arrived. Qi Xi just said that you cheated. Tell him quickly how you arrived so soon.”

Qi Xi protested loudly, "I'll go! Xiao Jiqing, do you have any opinion on me? I won't bring you such a criminal complaint!"

"What? Didn't you say that Brother Nan cheated just now? Just say it, did you say it?"

These two people can fight as long as they open their mouths.

Yu Feng explained, "We took a shortcut and took the ancient commercial road. The commercial road was built among the mountains, unlike the winding mountain road that circles around the mountain. That's why we are at the same speed as you."

Song Ran was surprised, "I really guessed it right?!"

Everyone waited in the ranch for more than half an hour before Zhou Cheng and the others arrived at the ranch with a tractor.

The arrival of Zhou Cheng and the others at the ranch meant that the program would continue to be recorded, and Yu Feng continued to stay with the staff without hindering the recording of the program.

Seeing that Xiao Zinan arrived earlier than them, Zhou Cheng, Hu Yuege, and Mo Xiaoyu were also taken aback, and they inevitably asked him why he arrived so soon.

This time, there was no need for Yu Feng or Xiao Zinan to explain, Ji Qing helped them explain carefully.

Mo Xiaoyu and the others suddenly realized.

Hearing that Xiao Zinan and the camera said that the scenery in the mountains is very beautiful, the three of them couldn't help showing regretful expressions.

While a few people were talking, they saw a herdsman walking over leading a few cows.

Yes, although the task card says that there is only Moo Ran in Huatian Ranch, so he borrowed manpower from Huatian Village to help take care of his ranch, but it is just a mission background. In fact, the boss and employees of this ranch are all .

"Huh? The herdsman brought the cow over, do you want us to milk it?"

Mo Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"Yes! Redis, AND folks! WEIEtoWULI Moo Moo Ranch. I will leave the work of the ranch to everyone today!"

Song Ran entered the role of the rancher in a second, and expressed a warm welcome to everyone with exaggerated and high-spirited, very FASHION Chinglish.

"As we all know, milk can be drunk directly, and can also be used to make a variety of delicious food, so it is very important for a ranch to maintain a regular and quantitative milk supply. Today our task is to help Moo Ran , that is, milking the cows on my farm. After milking, I will feed the cows and take a bath. Today’s job is about the same!”

Listen, this relaxed tone!

It's like when they know how to milk and feed the cows.

Qi Xi was already powerless to complain.

He found that this show was a pit.

He was sent to the door by Baba, who came to work as a coolie.

Qi Xi dug a hole for Song Ran, "Boss Momo, you will be there to guide us, right?"

Song Ran coughed and put his hands behind his back, "Don't worry. I will definitely guide you well. Please call me the boss."

Qi Xi nodded, "Okay, Boss Momoo."

Song Ran: "..."

The local herdsmen have brought the cows to stand in a row.

Song Ran looked at several guests, "Does any of you want to try it first?"

After all, they were going to milk the cows, and the faces of several male guests were a little uncomfortable.

Qi Xi quickly waved his hand, "Is this not good? Do you want to touch your hands just now? I will be shy. Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, you have already experienced it, you go first."

Ji Qing went crazy, "Qi Xi, don't drive at will!!!"

Qi Xi was driving so fast that Zhou Cheng didn't realize what he meant when he said someone who came here, but he didn't realize it until Ji Qing yelled out.

Even though Zhou Cheng was already the father of two children, his face still blushed.

Mo Xiaoyu covered her face, "Miss Wei Wei, this is not a car heading for kindergarten, let's get off."

Song Ran couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Qi Xi, you are enough!"

"Let me try it first!"

With his own strength, Xiao Zinan pried open Qi Xi's car door.

Song Ran Laohuai looked at him with relief, um, among so many cubs, only Nan Zai still remembered to do the task.

"Don't be nervous later, ah. Our herdsmen will show you what to do. Just watch carefully."

"okay."

Xiao Zinan walked to the side of the cow.

Qi Xi and the others hurriedly followed and watched from the sidelines.

Xiao Zinan first carefully observed the herdsmen's movements, and when it was time to actually operate, he expressed the milk smoothly.

It's really that Xiao Zinan's movements are too skillful, he doesn't look like a novice at all.

"Damn it! Nannan, you have to be a skill that you can only have after many battles, right?"

Mo Xiaoyu originally wanted to ask what it was like and if she had any skills, but when she heard Qi Xi's words, the little girl blushed and was embarrassed to speak.

"You can die without driving for a day, right?"

Ji Qing kicked Qi Xi's calf, as if he had had enough of him.

"Why did I drive? If you don't have a car in your heart, how do you know I'm driving?"

Ji Qing is a boy chicken, how can he be the opponent of an old driver like Qi Xi, "You, you are arrogant!"

Xiao Zinan turned his head, "Do you want to try?"

"Okay! I'll try!"

"I'll try too!"

The two people who were still arguing just now stopped the exchange of fire in an instant and squatted down one after another.

"I want to try too."

Hu Yuege is still very curious about new things.

The herdsman brought more than one cow, so several interested guests were led by the herdsman to the corresponding cow.

But everyone didn't go as smoothly as Xiao Zinan.

Either the milk was not expressed, or it was all over his hands, and Ji Qing even sprayed all the milk on his face.

"Hahahaha! Ji Qing, how stupid are you?!!! Hahaha! Tell the truth, did you want to play hooligans on that cow just now? Otherwise, what are you doing so close? Hey, don't rub, don't rub. Hurry up Yes, taste what fresh milk tastes like!"

Qi Xi, a wicked ghost, is obviously not much better, and he is still gloating at the side, laughing at fifty steps.

The others actually couldn't help laughing, but considering Ji Qing's little self-esteem, they tried their best to hold back their laughter.

Xiao Zinan took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped off the milk on Ji Qing's face.

Ji Qing burst into tears, "Brother Nan, you are the best for me!"

Everyone laughed together.

Afterwards, everyone tried it again, including Song Ran, but none of them succeeded in the first attempt like Xiao Zinan, and they didn't even get any milk on their hands, just like a skilled worker.

Song Ran asked everyone's aspirations, "Nannan, how did you find the trick just now? Can you share it with us?"