After rebirth, I'm a scumbag

"The wife of the rancher Moo Ran of Huatian Ranch gave birth to a child. Moo Ran took care of more than 40 cows on the ranch flawlessly by himself. The rancher Moo Ran came to Huatian Farmhouse for help, hoping that our employees could help them take care of the 40 cows in the ranch. Many cows."

Ji Qing tilted his head and read out the words on the mission card.

After Qi Xi heard this, he looked at a loss, "Who is Momoran?"

But Song Ran, who had already finished her breakfast, sat up from her seat.

With his right hand clenched into a fist, he first cleared his throat, coughed a few times, and then bowed to everyone, "That's my lord. My wife gave birth to a healthy and lively boy after a lot of hard work for me. Usually, I follow My wife took care of the more than 40 cows. Today, I am alone, and I really have more energy than I can do. So I came here today to ask for help from everyone present.”

Zhou Cheng, Mo Xiaoyu, Hu Yuege and Ji Qing had been accustomed to the peeing of the program group, and it was no surprise to see Song Ran standing up.

Qi Xicai participated in the recording of the program group for the first time, and he couldn't help feeling that the program group was too good at playing.

He turned his head and looked at the staff at the scene: "You guys are too talented! You even have plot tasks!

Want them to look after 40+ cows?Fortunately, the program team figured it out!

The female staff at the scene covered their mouths and smiled shyly.

"How are the cows going to be taken care of? Are we going to bathe or milk the cows or something?"

Wei Wei asked curiously.

Song Ran let it go, "Well. After you finish your meal, you will know after I take you to my ranch."

Xiao Zinan took a sip of milk, looked at Zhou Cheng, and asked seriously, "Mr. Zhou, can we refuse Moo Ran's request for help? After all, we are not very familiar with the ranch owner of Huatian Ranch, Mr. Moo Ran."

The cameras almost laughed.

Qi Xi nodded in agreement, "It makes sense. We are indeed not very familiar with Mr. Moo Ran."

Song Ran: "..."

Although he was angry, he still had to smile: "No, dear. It's a mandatory task. If you refuse my request, everyone will be severely punished."

Xiao Zinan wiped his mouth with a tissue calmly: "I'll just ask casually."

Song Ran: "..."

It better be so.

"Pfft, I'm about to be laughed to death by Mr. Xiao! Why is he so mean? Hahaha!"

"Yes, yes. Mr. Xiao has a good sense of variety. It doesn't look like this is the first time he participated in the recording of the show. It's super melodious!"

At the scene, the staff whispered to each other and exchanged their opinions in a low voice.

Yu Feng heard it in his ears, the corners of his lips rose slightly, and the eyes that fell on Xiao Zinan became more gentle.

"I have a bright pearl, which has been locked away by the dust for a long time. Now the dust is gone, and the light is born, shining through thousands of green mountains."

His Nannan was finally seen and liked by more and more people.

After everyone had finished their breakfast, it was almost nine o'clock.

The sun is already high.

When everyone walked out of the farmhouse, it was still quite sunny.

Both Wei Wei and Mo Xiaoyu took hats and sunglasses and put them on, and several male guests also took out their own equipment.

Only Xiao Zinan didn't have enough experience because he had never recorded a program before. Not to mention a hat, he didn't even have sunglasses.

Shen Baizhou took off his hat.

Before he could step out, Ji Qing had already put the bright yellow fisherman's hat on Xiao Zinan's head, "Come on, Brother Nan, I'll give you my hat."

Qi Xi also donated his own sunglasses, put them on for Xiao Zinan, looked him up and down, "Well, not bad. It's half my demeanor."

Xiao Zinan pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, "What style? Sand sculpture style?"

Qi Xi got angry, and reached out to snatch Xiao Zinan's sunglasses, "Give me back the glasses!"

Xiao Zinan lowered his body, dodged Qi Xi's outstretched hand, took a few steps back, and shook his index finger, "I won't return it."

Qi Xi was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves to fight him.

Can Ji Qing let Qi Xi bully his sister-in-law?It must not be possible, so he went up and hugged Qi Xi again, telling Xiao Zinan to run quickly.

The three made a fuss.

Shen Baizhou looked at Xiao Zinan who was making a fuss with Ji Qing and Qi Xi, and it was difficult to distinguish the emotions in his eyes.

Such Xiao Zinan was undoubtedly both familiar and unfamiliar to Shen Baizhou.

It is clear that this person is still the same person, neither his appearance nor his figure have changed much, but his personality is very different from before.

In my memory, if Xiaoguai participates in some public activities, he always likes to stay alone in an inconspicuous corner, and he doesn't like to chat with others, and he doesn't like to socialize with others.

Therefore, he has been in the industry for so many years, except for Fu Bo, who he knew from the beginning, he has never had any close friends in the circle.

But now Xiaoguai, he will get along with Ji Qing and Qi Xi, and he knows how to enliven the atmosphere when recording the show.

Since when did Xiaoguai start to have these changes?

Is it because of... Yu Feng?

Whenever Shen Baizhou's peripheral vision glanced at the figure standing among the staff, he could always feel that person's gaze focused and tenderly on Xiaoguai's body.

Shen Baizhou clenched the baseball cap in his hand.

At this moment, Song Ran clapped his hands.

After attracting everyone's attention, he announced loudly, "Okay, it's time for us to go!!"

Huatian Ranch is a certain distance from Huatian Farmhouse.

After everyone arrived at the starting point where the program staff took them to, several resident guests and flying guests were completely dumbfounded.

"No, the tractor is fine, what the hell is the little donkey? It should be dark when the guest riding it arrives at the Huatian Ranch, and then the recording of the show can be ended directly, right?"

Skipping the off-road vehicles and tractors parked at the scene, Qi Xi looked around the little donkey and looked at the program crew on the scene with "why are you so mad?"

"No. Many of our Huatian Village are mountain roads, and it is not so easy for cars to pass. The speed of riding a donkey is only slightly slower than that of a car. It is not impossible to reach the pasture in the dark. Because riding a donkey can also walk on the path. .Not much slower than a car."

Villagers who came to watch the fun couldn't help explaining aloud.

"Really? So, this guy is quite competitive?"

"Then there's no need to talk about it? The donkeys in our village are very capable!"

The village uncle looked proud.

Qi Xi is an acquaintance, and finally chatted with the village uncle.

The little donkey smelled like an animal. Wei Wei couldn't be too disgusted in front of the camera, so he just took a few steps back calmly.

Mo Xiaoyu has already recorded several episodes of the program, and she even bathed the pig. The smell of the little donkey is nothing to her.

However, if she was asked to ride a donkey to the ranch, she would still be a little apprehensive. The two girls stood far away and were reluctant to approach this "vehicle."

At this time, the chief director who owed a severe beating stood up and announced the rules of the game, "It's like this. Among you, there are five permanent guests and four flying guests. The off-road vehicle can seat five people in total. The tractor You can barely sit three people, if any of you can drive. The last remaining person can only be a donkey to Huatian Ranch. So, you have to discuss it yourself. Who will take the off-road vehicle and who will take the Tractor, who rides a little donkey."

Niu Chu, the chief director of "Star Farmhouse", spoke in substandard Mandarin.

"Emma, ​​Niu Dao, tell the truth, are you a secret agent sent by Huatian Ranch?! Deliberately arrange these three kinds of transportation, and let us fight each other. In the end, in order to win this off-road vehicle, we will do whatever we can." The other three people had to be killed. So there were only five left. The Huatian Ranch killed the three of us without a single soldier. When we arrived at the ranch, he was using the same method to kill us. In this way, Moo Moo will then be able to annex our Huatian farmhouse smoothly!"

The more Qi Xi thought about it, the more he felt that his reasoning made sense.

"The main projects of Huatian Farmhouse and Huatian Ranch are different, and the distance between the two places is more than 20 kilometers. This also means that there is no conflict of interest between the two parties. Momoran's motivation to annex Huatian Farmhouse is insufficient. Furthermore, if because of a An off-road vehicle is about to kill people, how many tons of milk do you have to drink to get drunk like this? I don’t know if Moo Mooran really has the ambition to annex the farmhouse, but if the regular employees of Huatian Farmhouse are only of your quality ...Maybe Momoran will not bother trying to annex the farmhouse anymore, this farmhouse will be a pill sooner or later." Xiao Zinan complained unceremoniously.

Song Ran faced the camera in good time, "Fortunately, this Mr. Qi is just a temporary worker in our farmhouse."

Qi Xi went berserk, "Xiao Zinan! You have a surname of demolition and a famous platform! You specialize in tearing down my brother's platform, right?!"

"Hahahaha!"

Ji Qing laughed heartlessly.

Hu Yuege was embarrassed to directly make fun of Qi Xi, the senior, and it was hard to hold back his laughter.

"The two brothers are so interesting."

Mo Xiaoyu also laughed out loud.

Zhou Cheng was like a big patriarch, watching these young people play around with a smile in his eyes.

Wei Wei looked at Xiao Zinan who was bickering with Qi Xi, feeling rather complicated.

She had a hunch that as long as this episode was aired, Xiao Zinan would definitely be able to get out of the circle by then.

Whether it's an actor, a screenwriter, or a director, if you want to be popular and get out of the circle, strength and luck are often indispensable.

When she didn't know Xiao Zinan, she had watched Xiao Zinan's plays. At that time, she was amazed at the screenwriter's outstanding ability in character creation and plot control, but unexpectedly, no matter which play Neither the actor nor the actor became popular, let alone Xiao Zinan as a screenwriter.

However, according to the current trend, Xiao Zinan may have a turn for the better.

I just don't know if this guy will take the route of variety shows in the future.

But with people like Yu Feng as the backstage, even if Xiao Zinan wants to become a star across industries, it's just a matter of Yu Feng's words, right?

Gee.

Fortunately, Xiao Zinan is a man. Otherwise, he has a movie star boyfriend, a popular uncle, and a popular friend like Qi Xi. With such a configuration, she might be jealous to death.

"Okay, okay. Everyone, everyone. I have more than 40 cows on my ranch waiting for you. Let's stop making trouble. There is no doubt that it is the most comfortable to go to the ranch in an off-road vehicle, so here comes the problem. Who will go by off-road vehicle, who will go by tractor, and who will go by donkey? We have to decide who will be the driver. Come, those who can drive and have a driver's license, please take a step forward."

If Zhou Cheng is like a kind elder who always tolerates everyone gently, then Song Ran is the backbone of everyone. Whether it is performing tasks or getting along in private, he is the one who dominates the rhythm .

Song Ran's words brought everyone back to the main line of the show.

Except for Xiao Zinan and Mo Xiaoyu who hadn't passed the driver's license test yet, everyone, including Song Ran himself, took a step forward.

"Those who can drive a tractor take a step forward."

This time, except for Zhou Cheng, everyone else did not move.

Song Ran and Zhou Cheng have been old friends for many years. He didn't know that this man could drive a tractor, so he widened his eyes and asked in surprise, "Mr. Zhou, you can drive a tractor? Why didn't I know?"

"When I was a child, my family lived in the countryside. I was able to drive this tractor when I was eight years old and I was no taller than a tractor."

Zhou Cheng touched the handle of the tractor.

"Well, the tractor driver must be Mr. Zhou. Does Mr. Zhou have any objections?"

Zhou Cheng readily agreed, "Okay. I have no objection."

Since he is the only one here who can drive a tractor, naturally it is most suitable for him to be the tractor driver.

"Okay, now that the tractor driver has been decided, who wants to ride the tractor driven by Mr. Zhou and drive in this picturesque Huatian Village?"

Hu Yuege and Mo Xiaoyu raised their hands at the same time.

"I, I, I haven't been on a tractor yet!"

Mo Xiaoyu said excitedly.

Hu Yuege was a little more shy, "I'm motion sick. Can I take Teacher Zhou's car?"

"Yuege, but a tractor is also a car. Will you not get motion sickness if you ride a tractor?"

Mo Xiaoyu asked purely out of curiosity.

Hu Yuege nodded.

"Well. It's much better because it's not in a confined space."

Except for Hu Yuege and Mo Xiaoyu, no one wanted to take a tractor, so Zhou Cheng, Hu Yuege and Mo Xiaoyu, who were the first to book the transportation, set off to the ranch in a tractor first.

There are four male guests and one female guest left.

"So, in order to take care of the girls, Wei Wei got in the car first. The four of us, Nan Nan, Qi Xi, Bai Zhou, and Ji Qing, are left. Except Nan Nan can't drive, then the three of us will go rock-scissors first. cloth, whoever wins first will be the driver. The rest will play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses will ride the little donkey to the pasture. How about it?"

"No rock-paper-scissors. The donkey is mine. I'll ride it to the pasture."

Among the three options of off-road vehicles, tractors and little donkeys, Xiao Zinan never considered off-road vehicles.

He gets motion sickness, and without Yu Feng, every time he gets in a car, it will cost him half his life.

Usually after taking the car, he can make up for it by sleeping, but today's recording of the program did not give him time to rest at all.

The reason why Xiao Zinan was silent just now was because he was debating whether to ride a tractor or a donkey.

After experiencing yesterday's experience that his bones almost fell apart, Xiao Zinan's butt didn't want to have any contact with the tractor at all, but he also didn't want to ride the little donkey.

Hu Yuege and Mo Xiaoyu chose the tractor, and Xiao Zinan was forced to cross one of the two options, leaving only a little donkey.

"Brother Nan, are you sure? Riding a little donkey might be uncomfortable. Or...or you can take a car, and give me the little donkey."

If brother nan gets tired while recording the show, he won't let him go later, right?

"That's right. Nannan, you probably don't have experience riding a donkey before, right? If you haven't ridden before, the first time you ride is still very painful. Or let's decide by guessing."

Song Ran also analyzed objectively.

Qi Xi agreed, "I also think it's the fairest thing to do."

Xiao Zinan shook his head, "No need, I'm motion sick just like Yue Ge, and I can't ride an off-road vehicle. It's just because I came here by tractor yesterday, and I don't want to touch the tractor again in a short time. When I was with the group before, Got pulled into cameos a few times and rode a donkey in one of them. I know how to ride it."

"But……"

"It's okay, I'll watch from the sidelines."

Yu Feng came over after greeting the director.

He returned the hat Xiao Zinan was wearing to Ji Qing, put his own fisherman hat on Xiao Zinan, took out his own sunglasses from his pocket, and replaced Qi Xi's sunglasses on Xiao Zinan's face.

Yu Feng handed back the sunglasses he took off to Qi Xi, "Thank you."

Yu Feng's thank you was undoubtedly for Xiao Zinan.

Obviously out of kindness, Qi Xi who was fed a mouthful of dog food instead: "..."

On the other side, Yu Feng supported Xiao Zinan's waist, and put his hands on his donkey, Qi Xi leaned close to Ji Qing's ear, "Is your brother so jealous?"

Ji Qing turned his head and glanced at Qi Xi quietly.

It's fine to return the sunglasses or something, but even jealous of his own brother?

Qi Xi suddenly understood the vicissitudes in Ji Qing's eyes, he patted Ji Qing's head, "Brother understands you."

Ji Qing slapped Qi Xi's hand away angrily, "Take your paw away!"

"Stingy. How about taking a picture. Let's go and get in the car."

Qi Xi not only stroked Ji Qing's hair, but also forcibly dragged Ji Qing into the car.

"Let's get in the car first, too."

Song Ran also called Wei Wei and Shen Baizhou to get in the car together.

Song Ran drives, Wei Wei sits in the co-pilot.

Shen Baizhou and Ji Qing chose the seat farthest from each other, and Qi Xi was forced to sit in the middle.

When the car started, Shen Baizhou looked out the rear window uncontrollably.

He didn't see Xiao Zinan's face, because Xiao Zinan's and Yu Feng's faces were blocked by the fisherman's hat that Xiao Zinan was holding in his hand.

As long as you are not a fool, you can guess what those two people are doing now.

Shen Baizhou's hands hanging on his knees slowly closed, his eyes dimmed.

—

Yu Feng helped Xiao Zinan support the little donkey, "If your body can't bear it, just tell the program team in advance, don't resist, you know?"

"Okay, I see. I'm going to the ranch, you..."

"I took a day off today and will always be with you."

Xiao Zinan had already sat on the back of the little donkey, Yu Feng raised his head and said to him.

Xiao Zinan originally thought that Yu Feng was just here to visit a class or something, and would leave soon. How could he have imagined that this person would take a day off to accompany him!

Since Song Ran and the others had already set off, there were only a few staff left on the scene.

The villagers have already dispersed.

Xiao Zinan took off the fisherman's hat on his head, bent down and used the fisherman's hat to cover their faces, and quickly kissed Yu Feng.

Follow-up camera: "..."

If you do this, the editor will go crazy.

Xiao Zinan originally thought that what Yu Feng said would be with him all the time meant that he would leave first in the car of the staff and wait for him after arriving at the ranch.

So much so that when the staff came over to Yu Feng with a horse, Xiao Zinan was completely taken aback, "Could it be that you... want to ride a horse with me to the ranch?"

"I asked the local villagers that there is a shortcut to go to the ranch here, but the car can't drive through. In that case, it will be difficult for me to follow in a car. I will ride behind you so that you can see me when you turn around. I can rest assured .”

Yu Feng took the rein, stroked the black steed with his hand, and answered Xiao Zinan's question.

Xiao Zinan: "..."

Fuck!

Just kissed early!

He should kiss him hard now!

—

As Yu Feng learned from the villagers, there is indeed a shortcut from the Huatian farmhouse to the Huatian pasture.

After Xiao Zinan rode a small donkey across a relatively wide road, he followed the guide invited by the program group and rode up the mountain on the donkey.

This shortcut consists of two parts: the ancient road and the mountain road.

It was fine when Xiao Zinan rode a donkey on the ancient road. After all, most of the ancient roads are paved with large stones. , the stone has long since become very smooth and round.

The ancient road is narrow, just enough for a horse or a domestic animal like a donkey to pass, and it is absolutely impossible for a car to pass.

People riding on donkeys did not feel too much bumps.

Moreover, the scenery on both sides of the ancient road is very beautiful, with a gurgling stream underneath and unknown wild flowers blooming on the mountain.

During the period, when the program group was allowed to rest, Xiao Zinan asked the donkey to stop, went to the ground to pick several wild flowers, and manually made a wreath for Yu Feng.

"nice."

Xiao Zinan looked at Yu Feng carefully, smiling brightly.

Yu Feng let him make trouble, passing a bottle of water from time to time to wipe off his sweat or something.

Follow-up camera: "..."

Aren't these two really dating at public expense?

Oh, no, it seems that their program group only invited one of these two.

After passing the ancient road and starting to walk the mountain road, the road was not so smooth, but fortunately, the donkeys that the program team found were all professionally trained, and they walked fairly smoothly.

Yu Feng, just as he promised, always followed behind him.

Xiao Zinan didn't have to turn his head, as long as he heard the sound of hooves behind him, he knew that the people behind him were always with him.