Attack 3000 after fast travel

The corners of Bai Shu's mouth twitched: "Kiss...kiss...is it necessary to cut your hair when you go to military academy..."

"Yes~ military students are not allowed to have long hair, this is a rule! Even women have to wrap their hair with nasa wigs, so as not to hinder training and learning."

"What kind of wig?—can you wear a wig?"

"It's a Nasa wig." The robot corrected, "It's a wig headgear made of a material called Nasa. There are a variety of short hair styles on the surface, and it's light and comfortable to wear. It's the first choice for girls in military schools."

"Uh...Okay." He was not used to the voice of someone called the machine, and it was normal to hear the typo, "You said that there are wigs that can be worn, so can I also wear them?"

"Military school stipulates that boys can't wear it." Qinqin walked around to the back of Baishu, bent back with a barrel-like figure, and looked up at the back of Baishu's head, "unless the master is dressed as a girl."

Baishu Heixian: "...Why do you have to dress up as a girl, just don't let them find out!"

"But nasa wigs are easy to spot!"

Bai Shu thought for a while: "Is there any here? Show me first." He looked around.This room is a bit strange, a bed, a table, other than that, there are only empty white walls.

As he said that, a wall suddenly rippled like a sea tide, and then a clear picture appeared like a TV turned on.Bai Shu was taken aback.

"This is the Nasa wig." Qinqin moved to the front of the TV on the wall, and a long-haired girl was playing on the screen, holding a translucent semi-circular dry colloid in her hand, and then bundled up her long hair and piled it up. Go to the top of the head, attach the dry colloid, and tap something on the watch on the wrist, the colloid wig instantly changes its shape and color, and becomes exactly like real hair!

"Wow..." Bai Shu stared blankly.Who can see such a wig?Anyway, he couldn't see it!

"Buy, buy, buy!!!" Bai Shu said, with this magical tool, he would be afraid to cut his hair! "By the way, do I have money?"

"Of course the master is rich! Marshal Bai is the commander-in-chief of the imperial army! He enjoys the unlimited money withdrawal system of the empire. The master is the only son of Marshal Bai. Do you want to buy this? Qinqin will place an order immediately."

"...online shopping?"

"Well. The scope of Skynet is extremely wide, including several star-level things. It's just that Marshal Bai has sealed the door of the master's room, otherwise the master can take a spaceship to visit the original planet of NASA."

"Skynet...planet..." Bai Shu felt dizzy when he heard it.Does the future he travels through this time already belong to the great harmony of the stars?Is the planet he lives on still the Earth? ——Forget it, let's get the headgear done first, "Then it's blocked now, can the courier come over?"

"Express delivery? What is that?" The little Tietong robot expressed its doubts with mechanical words and body movements of tilting its head. At the same time, two slender metal rods protruded from its barrel The little hand reached into the lower right corner of the wall screen.

Bai Shu noticed that when the screen that seemed to be a promotional advertisement was played on the wall, there was always a black box in the lower right corner, just like the QR code he often saw at home. He thought it was some kind of promotional information, Who knew that the little robot would just put its hand in!

The black box there lit up, and half of the little robot's small hand disappeared into the wall, and then stretched out again, holding a well-packed box in its hand.

"This is..." Bai Shu stared blankly.

"The headgear the master wanted. I just placed an order."

"..." Bai Shu took the box and realized, "...No, no, no. What I'm asking is, you just put your hand in to get it?——What is this? Is there a pipe?"

"Pipeline?" There seemed to be many question marks on Qinqin's head, "Why does the master ask like this? The long-distance transmission system does not need pipelines!"

"Long-distance transmission system?" Bai Shu felt that he came to this world like an ignorant ancient, and in fact he was indeed an ignorant ancient.Everything here is too advanced, he doesn't understand anything, and ignorant ones are too embarrassed to ask! ——Fortunately, what he had in front of him was a machine, and it was still his machine, answering all questions and learning from the past.

"The long-distance legend system is to decompose objects into particles through laser micro-decomposition, and then transmit them to a fixed position through light waves, and then recombine them into objects." Qinqin answered, slightly questioning, "This is common sense, master Shouldn’t be unaware.—Master, are you sick?”

Bai Shu smiled awkwardly.What is common sense to you is a bible to him.

Bai Shu took the square box in his hand and looked it up, but couldn't find the opening.It's not made of paper, but I don't know what material it is. The whole body is pitch black and looks very tall, but there is no opening.

"This... how to open it?"

Qinqin turned to him: "The master puts his hand on it and stands still for three seconds. All goods purchased online require the fingerprint of the payer to open."

Bai Shu illuminated it, and sure enough, three seconds later, there was a click sound from inside the box, and it opened automatically.

Inside, it was indeed the same colloidal headgear as the one just played on the wall.Bai Zhu piled his hair on his head. His hair was long and dense. It was not easy to manage at all, and it couldn't be piled together. It always fell down. He asked, "Is there a rubber band?"

The robot Qinqin started to have question marks on his forehead again: "Why does the master keep saying things that Qinqin doesn't understand? What is a rubber band?"

"Um...what do you girls use to tie their hair?"

"Hair rope!"

Baishu black line, this statement is the same.

When Qinqin gave him the headband, he realized why the word rubber band was no longer used.Because most of the materials of modern hair tie are rubber bands, it is natural to use the name of rubber bands.And now the material he is holding in his hand does not know what it is, but it is elastic, but it is softer and slipperier, and it does not feel like pulling hair when it is tied on the hair-don't ask him how a man understands that kind of material. The feeling of being pulled by his hair. In ancient times, he grew his hair and tied his own hair. At the beginning, he was pulled so painfully that he was dying!Later, he saw it away and didn't want to save face so much, it would be better to ask the maid to fix it for him.

Bai Zhu tied her hair together randomly, piled it on top of her head, and then put on a hood.

"Then what?" Bai Zhu asked while touching the weird jelly on her head.

"You can change the properties of the hair at will by setting the hair properties on the pic." Qinqin replied.

Well, it’s another term that Bai Shu doesn’t understand.Bai Shu remembered the video on the wall that he had just watched, and looked at his wrist. There was indeed a watch on it, it was white, and it was about the size of a normal watch. "How do you use this?"

"...Master. Qinqin thinks that you should go back to elementary school to take lessons. Or Qinqin can call up all the course materials of elementary school, and you can review them."

Bai Shu looked at it with dead eyes: "Are you complaining about me? Are you complaining about me?" A robot also complained about him?

"..." Qinqin stared at him for a while without speaking, Baishu couldn't even find its eyes on the barrel-like little black machine, but he could feel the look of contempt from the robot.Qinqin was silent for a moment, turned around, and at the same time, a ppt-like video began to play on the wall, which was the so-called PIC instruction manual.

Bai Shu felt tired.

Even if you travel through time, you can still travel to the future.

Even if you travel to the future, you will be despised by the robots of the future!

......

It's really not my fault for being ignorant.Bai Shu can really shout loudly this time, the whole world is wrong!

After Bai Shu finished reading the instructions, he tapped his watch, and a 3D wig model immediately appeared on the top.Bai Shu fiddled here and there, changed the wig to be similar to his usual hairstyle, a fresh and handsome broken hair, and then remembered: "Is there a mirror?"

Waves immediately appeared on the wall, and his figure appeared immediately.

Bai Shu looked left and right, perfect! !The fit is seamless!

The person in the mirror in front of him was exactly the same as usual, so Bai Shu didn't think there was anything wrong at all.

Bai Shu took off the hood, and let her long hair spread out.Bai Shu twisted the few strands that fell in front of her eyes, looked in the mirror, and smiled: "That's how I look with long hair." He looked at it, and suddenly stopped, "Wait, why do I always have long hair?" In a dream world, I have this face?"

He froze for a moment, then shook his head again: "It's really stupid, they all said it was a dream, could it be another face."

In the past few days, Bai Shu was confined in the room, so he asked the little robot to call out all the materials from elementary school to university for him, and started studying seriously in front of him.

Qinqin was a little surprised. Its owner seemed to have become really strange. If it wasn't for the fact that the identity of the witch could not be changed, it would have thought that the owner had been swapped!

Baishu starts from the history of this world.This is an era of star alliance unification, and the planet he is on is not the earth. Of course, the earth exists, but it has been abandoned. Now it is used by the star alliance to breed giant creatures, like a big livestock farm. No one lives anymore.

The alliance is the leading organization of this interstellar, and the planet he is on still maintains the imperial system. Their planet is called Maca, which means earth in the interstellar language.The people on this planet seem to have all come from the earth, but Bai Shu looks very familiar, and the language has not changed, and has been preserved.

The empire has joined the alliance, but the system of the empire is still retained on this planet.Such an approach will inevitably make the alliance unhappy, so the empire's wars have never stopped over the years, and the borders are always in flames of war.

Imperial system and alliance system, in the context of this future big interstellar world, it is really hard to say which system is suitable.It's just that the imperial system relies on a wise royal family, while the alliance system relies on a 100-person alliance.However, there are 100 people, who are chattering and intrigue every year, making it difficult to make a decision, and the power is scattered, and the speed of issuance is slow, which has caused the empire to develop more and more rapidly in recent years, and the alliance has stagnated on the surface.

The empire has soldiers, but it cannot do without them. A growing empire without force can hardly survive the provocations of the surrounding planets. This is why the empire stipulates that one of the children of officials must go to a military academy and join the army.

Bai Shu looked at the information and took a sip of the future drink that Qinqin provided him.

nothing~

Just went to military school~

Bai Shu stood up and did a stretching exercise.He felt that he was full of strength, and the military school was just running, standing in the military posture, and training a little bit harder, what's the matter!

Don't you see, when he ran 3000 meters, it was as easy as lifting a feather~

And now that the wig is on, the hair problem can be easily solved~—hey, I really don’t know what the original resident of this body thinks, but he is so stupid that he never thought about wearing a wig?Why do you want to die~ Is this going to be resolved soon~

A few days later, the door to his room finally opened.His father stared at his hair for a while without saying a word, then packed him and his luggage into the car, left the diligent little robot that had been with him for the past few days, and flew over the military academy in a car.

Good thing there is no airdrop...

Bai Shu followed his father out of the car, and they were greeted by a man wearing a silver-white military cap and a silver-white military uniform, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a tall nose bridge, thin lips, and a cold expression, almost unbelievably cool It's over!Wearing white gloves, he clenched his fist with his right hand and saluted on his left shoulder: "Marshal."

"Major General Sikong, this is Gouzi. I gave it to you, beat and scold as you please! Be sure to make him a qualified soldier!"

The man looked him up and down, and frowned: "Not everyone can come in here."

"I know I know. No, for my sake..."

"Marshal." The man interrupted him, "forgive me for being rude. The Imperial Academy is the best military academy in the entire empire, and the annual admissions examination is also the strictest. In my opinion, your son's physique is strictly not up to standard. If you are admitted If you lose him, you will definitely lose a student who should be excellent. ——If the marshal insists on letting him in, you can go to other instructors to have a look, I only accept top students."

"Young Marshal Sikong." His father's expression also became slightly serious, "Bai Shu is my only son, and he will definitely inherit my career in the future. I only regret that the front line has been busy with military affairs these years, and my wife has neglected to discipline me, so I will develop a child." This is what it looks like now.—You are the one who can train people the most, please help me with this. There is no need to replace the quota, I have already agreed with the principal that one more quota can be added."

"Marshal Bai." Major General Sikong felt rather helpless, "Your son's physical fitness is really not suitable, not to mention whether airborne alone will arouse the disgust of all the students, just talk about your son himself, the training intensity of my subordinates is extremely high , I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold on.”

"It's okay. Just practice to death! It's okay!"

Major General Sikong looked at Bai Shu: "Young master, don't you want to say something?" He hoped that the young master, who is thin and tender, would scare him into quitting.

"I don't care..." Bai Shu said indifferently.It didn't matter to him whether he attended military school or not.

"..."

"That's it." Marshal Bai laughed, "Since that's the case, the dog is entrusted to you. If you don't obey, you can teach me a lesson—Baishu! You can't train your muscles! Don't even think about coming back!"

After speaking, he got in the car and drove away.

Major General Sikong was very upset.

"You..." Sikong looked at Baishu, his eyes fixed on his hair for a while, "Come with me."

In the office, a figure fell asleep on a chair stretched out, his hands and feet stretched so long and drooping, the clothes on his chest were not buttoned at all, and it was left open wildly, revealing his strong abdominal muscles. A paper book that knows something covered his face, and he was snoring loudly.

"Xiao Nanzhang! Xiao Nanzhang!" Sikong shouted.

"Huh...huh?" The sleeping man sat up vaguely, the book slipped from his face, and he held it casually, "What's wrong? Did you push it away?"

"I didn't turn it down..." Sikong said, "You also know how much Marshal Bai's army has supported us, especially the combat assistance on Kuda last time. With such kindness, it is really hard to turn it down. …”

"Yeah." The man has a handsome face with sharp edges and corners like a sculpture, handsome sword-shaped eyebrows that fly into the temples, slender black eyes that hide sharpness, thin and lightly pursed lips, and suddenly smiled, " This is the young master? Haha! What’s going on here? Still wearing a wig? Bald or a bitch?—Take him to have it shaved!”

Bai Shu didn't expect to be exposed so quickly, and was stunned for a moment.

Sikong next to him took off his wig without any hassle, and the dark clouds fell down like a waterfall.

The person on the opposite side was stunned: "...a woman?"