Attack 3000 after fast travel

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

As soon as Bai Shu opened his eyes, what he saw was not the familiar smallpox, so he knew something was wrong.

I actually time-traveled the night before the college entrance examination! ! ! ! ! !

What's even more frightening is that I might fucking wear it back in the future ahhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Bai Shu really wanted to grab the ground with his head, so he could just hit his head to death and go back!

The cool breeze was blowing on his cheeks with a cool feeling. This is outdoors. Bai Shu opened his eyes, wanting to see what the situation was like, and subconsciously took a step forward. There was a slight sound of stones falling down, and there was no sound of falling to the ground for a long time.Bai Shu looked down suspiciously, and almost broke out in a cold sweat—it was only half a step away from his feet, and it was a steep cliff!The cliff is ten thousand feet high, and the clouds and mists below are so deep that it is bottomless!He didn't step on the step firmly. If he stepped on it firmly, he wouldn't be able to lean over and fall!

"Don't!!! Master don't!!!"

Just startled, there was a scream from behind!It was only then that Bai Shu realized that there was someone behind him, and quickly turned his head to look. When he turned his head, the black hair brushed against his cheek, and he realized that the body in this world really has a head of hair that is too long, and it is almost dragging It's on the ground!It's not tied up, it's just so long and untied—is it ancient again?

Thinking about it, I saw the person behind me.Not one person, but a dozen!Surprisingly, they didn't wear ancient clothes and tie up their long hair as Bai Shu thought, but all of them wore modern silver military uniforms, their hair was shaved no more than an inch long, and one of them was dressed extremely It's complicated, with many medals pinned to his chest, he looks extremely extraordinary, a middle-aged man with a very serious face, when he saw Bai Shu turned his head, he slammed his cane on the ground very seriously: "Nizi! Obsessed! Turn back! Are you really going to jump off!"

"Master! Don't!! Think about the dead lady!! Would the lady like to see you commit suicide like this? And your father!! How sad he will be when you die! Think about the master!!!" The man who looked like a servant screamed heart-piercingly, that was the voice that called him just now, he was wearing a very common uniform, not like that group of people, wearing a silver uniform that can blind people's eyes.

Bai Shu didn't understand the situation at all.

What's going on here! Hey!Somebody explain it to him, hello!

Run away from home?Run away from home again?

Cliff, is this going to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff? ? ?

what the hell!Little brother, I'm new here, and I don't have a prospect summary yet. I'm still depressed. Do I want to kill myself and try to see if I can go back? God knows why this body wants to commit suicide!If there is a reason why I have to commit suicide, and the cliff is right next to me, then I will jump or not! ! !

"Baishu!"

When his name was called out, he froze for a moment.

The person who spoke was the middle-aged man, who seemed to be his father: "Bai Shu." His voice finally softened, "Come back. Come back with me."

Bai Shu looked at the dreadful cliff, then looked back at the man in front of him.Tentatively asked: "... Let me go back... Then can you agree to my conditions?"

"What conditions?"

"...that's...the ones before..."

"No!!" The man frowned! "Absolutely not!——Your father, I am the grand marshal of the Royal Army of the Empire! You are the eldest son of a son, and you keep such long hair all day long! Neither male nor female! Neither yin nor yang! This time, no matter what, you have to cut it! ——There is also a military academy! The Imperial Capital Military Academy is the best military academy in the entire imperial capital, so many people can’t even think about it! But you are afraid of being lazy! You are raised with soft skin and tender flesh! Did my Bai family raise a baby? My son still raised a daughter!!! You don’t want to go to the military academy this time! Just go straight to the army! You can’t raise a whole body of flesh! Don’t come back to me!!!”

Atractylodes black line...

He thought what was going on, thought that like a mermaid, he ran away from home because of a wonderful marriage, and that was justifiable, but it turned out to be because of this?

Haircut and school?

Ha ha.

Bai Shu resolutely withdrew her feet, walked towards the man, and shouted: "OK, OK. I'm not dead."

The people over there were all stunned, and the man was also stunned for a moment: "...you... figured it out?"

"Yeah. I figured it out." Bai Shu rolled his dead fish eyes and replied without emotion.I just think what kind of logic is in the body from this time travel?Forced to jump off a cliff in order not to cut her hair?

"..." His father was silent for a while, as if he couldn't believe that he had changed so quickly, after all, the father and son had been arguing about hair for at least ten years, "Just figure it out. You are my son, so naturally you want to take over my seat, how can you hide at home and not go to the military academy!——If you figure it out, I won’t criticize you anymore. I’ve signed up for you in the military academy, and in a few days Day, ask your stepmother to pack your bags for you, and go to live in school. You are not allowed to drop out of school within three years. This is our agreement. Is it okay?"

This kind of agreement is of great benefit to Bai Shu, so he naturally agrees.

—He suddenly thought of a better idea than risking suicide to see if he could go back to take the college entrance examination.

Looking at the clothes, this is the modern age, and his father seems to be a powerful figure, and he seems to be going to go to a university that seems to be very good in this world soon...

Since he can travel differently from ordinary people and have more opportunities to visit the world than others, why doesn't he seize it?

What's even more commendable is that he has one world more time to prepare for the exam than others.

If he can find similar books to review for the college entrance examination here, and go back after reviewing, wouldn't it be a big cheat?

......

But in fact, will it really be as expected?

"In this case, this farce is over. We should go back." Father said, glanced at him, stretched out his white gloved right hand and twisted the watch worn on his left wrist, and suddenly blue light came from the surface A screen shot out and stood on the watch.

Bai Shu was dumbfounded!

"t9585, bring my car over here."

"Yes sir." A mechanical voice came from the watch.

In less than ten seconds, a gray machine with a very elegant body came from the sky, without the four wheels of a car, Bai Zhu almost couldn't recognize it as a car.

The floating car stopped in front of his father, and the door opened automatically.His father sat on it.

"Why, still not coming up?"

Bai Shu was a little taken aback: "Me?"

"Of course it's you. Among these people, you're the only one who doesn't even have a mecha of his own when he's an adult! A piece of trash!" His father seemed to be full of complaints.

Bai Shu didn't speak, and grabbed the hanging car door and climbed up.

Mecha?

I can't wipe it!

Bai Shu was drooling as he touched the inner wall of the speeding car.

What a treasure!Mecha!That's a man's romance! ! !

The majestic mansion of the Imperial Marshal of the Imperial Army is naturally of extraordinary style!Just the stone sculpture of an unknown animal at the door is so domineering that Bai Shu can't take his eyes off it.It was a creature that looked like an eagle but not an eagle, with a pair of eyes, inlaid with rubies, and shining brightly!Majestic!

The flying car drove directly to the window of a tall building.The door opened, and his father told him coldly to go directly into the room through the window.

Probably because he was afraid that he would escape again, so he was so careful.In fact, it doesn't have to be like this at all, Bai Shu himself doesn't like men's long hair, so it's natural to be happy if you cut it off, and military academies and mechs are what boys like, so there's no reason to escape!

It's just that what Bai Shu said was in vain, so he had to obediently go on.

As soon as he jumped out of the window, the flying car outside the door whizzed away, and immediately a round iron-like thing circled around his feet, and a mechanical voice came to mind: "Master, master, you are finally back~ Qinqin misses you so much ~ woo woo woo~"

Atractylodes got goosebumps!Don't cry if there is no emotional mechanical voice, kiss it!I'm still a baby! !

How sissy is this original body!

The little robot circled around him, whining and conveying his lovesickness, but there was no response from the owner for a long time, so it finally stopped in front of Baishu's sword tip, the cylindrical iron barrel leaned back slightly He tilted his head, as if raising his head, and asked suspiciously: "Master? Why are you different from before?"

The corner of Bai Shu's mouth twitched, thinking that he would not be discovered by a robot!Just laughed haha: "It's not the same? Why is it different?"

The iron bucket turned around a few times by itself, and shook it annoyedly: "Well...Qinqin doesn't understand either~ It's just why the master didn't hold Qinqin and cried?~The master's embrace is so warm~~"

"......"I go!cry?

Bai Shu didn't know how to describe his feeling towards this former resident of his body.Could it be that he is really a resident with a man's body and a daughter's heart, he will die if he cuts his hair, and give this dark iron robot a name Kiss?Still like to hold the little robot and cry?

The corners of Bai Shu's mouth twitched slightly: "My embrace is warm? You are a robot, can you feel it?"

"Why did the master forget, the master is an extremely noble, wise and mighty witch! (Bai Shu almost spit out a mouthful of blood!) I am the first machine transformed by the master with magic power. Naturally, it is different from other machines. Emotional and perceptual!"

Bai Shu took her hand away from her crotch, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, my little brother is still there, and I haven't been forced to change my sex yet—it scared me to death.

"...Wait, what about the witch you mentioned?"

"What happened to the master? Why have you forgotten your noble status?"

"...Ah, it's nothing..." Bai Zhu casually made up an excuse, "Master, check to see if Qinqin's database is updated in time."

"Qinqin's database is naturally the most timely!" The cylindrical iron bucket twisted, and I don't know how he twisted it! "The master is a witch! It's the most noble bloodline! But it's a secret! You can't tell anyone, including the master's father, Qinqin knows~"

"What is that witch?"

"The witch, like the master, is the benefactor of our machines who can use magic power to turn us machines into emotional and sentient beings."

"?" Bai Shu was a little strange, "Feeling? Do you really have emotions?"

"Yes. It's just that we need the gift of a witch like the master to have precious emotions. But this is a very dangerous thing for machines. Once discovered by the empire, it will be destroyed immediately. If the witch If they are discovered, it will be even worse. They will be secretly raised by the emperor, and their hair will be pulled out one by one, and then wait for it to grow slowly, and then pull it out—to obtain the precious magic power of the witch."

Bai Shu was stunned: "...what's the matter with the hair?"

"What's the matter with the master? You forgot this too? -- Oh, this is also an examination of Qinqin, um. --Qinqin knows that the witch's hair is the repository of magic. If the witch's hair is pulled out, the witch will naturally be dying , I no longer have the strength to escape, and can only wait for the hair to grow back. And these uprooted hairs have the magic power of a witch, which is the best material for refining starstone energy!"

......

Bai Shu was dumbfounded, and asked after a long time: "...then... then what if it should be cut off?"

"It's not that uprooted hair is lifeless, and naturally there is no power. ——But if a witch loses her long hair, she will lose most of her strength just like ordinary people lose their limbs. Weakness, weak constitution, or even a serious illness may not necessarily be the case. The reason why witches are called witches is because of their thick long hair. If they lose their long hair, witches will even be inferior to ordinary people. This is very It's dangerous, and I will be slaughtered by others at that time, ahhhhhh! It's scary! Master don't want it!!!" He rubbed against Bai Zhu's feet as he spoke.

Bai Shu's whole body was stiff.

I, say, how, what, for, body, head, hair, want, die, want, live, too!

I!Fuck it! ! !