The upper bunk vomits blood every day

The game forum of "Seven Worlds" exploded. During Wang Xiaotian's live broadcast, someone had already learned his identity through his ID "Han Xuetian", and it was confirmed that "she" was one of the rumored heroines that caused an uproar in the online game world a while ago, and today he The live broadcast pushed the public opinion to a new climax, and even made many players decide to move to the 22nd district, just to get in touch with the two heroines in the game.

"Bai Fumei snatches someone's husband, and is openly ridiculed by an invincible beautiful girl, this wave of operation 666"—a teenager who just wants to be attractive.

"the truth!The reason why local tyrants abandoned Bai Fumei and chose a 30-level trumpet crush!Sure enough, appearance is justice? "——Brother Jie doesn't want it.

[hot] "My son is addicted to online games and can't extricate himself, how can I control his account without knowing it?"Waiting online, urgent! "--I am your father.

[hot] "Sensible discussion, that Han Xuetian, don't you think she is actually a bitch? "—Sunny and rainy.

"Wow, squad leader, you have become an internet celebrity." Fatty was still excited, and continued to discuss this matter with netizens in the forum, and shamelessly revealed that he was Xiao Yuheng's brother in the game and roommate in reality, and also He is very familiar with the two heroines, and he was immediately sought after by netizens, who kept asking around him.

Xiao Yuheng ignored the fat man, he concentrated on watching Wang Xiaotian's live broadcast replay, not only downloaded the highest-definition version, but also saved a copy on the network disk, local hard disk, and mobile phone.

"Squad leader, haven't you seen enough?" Duan Ce saw Xiao Yuheng was still staring at the beautiful girl on the screen, he couldn't help laughing and teasing: "I used to shout for points, but now it's her Little fan?"

"It's not my little fan." Xiao Yuheng denied it solemnly: "It's her future husband."

Probably because his expression was too serious, it didn't look like he was joking, Duan Ce couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then hesitated for a while, then walked to Xiao Yuheng's side, and sat down on Wang Xiaotian's chair.

"Squad leader, have you decided to run away with her?" Duan Ce asked tentatively, "Would it be too reckless?"

Xiao Yuheng looked at him amusedly: "Why, do you think I will get hurt in online dating? I'm a man and not a woman, so Ben now doesn't have so many scruples."

The fat man also joined the topic at this time, turned sideways and said: "I support online dating, and I also want to run with Xiaohu, but I have the same idea as Duan Ce, so it's better to be more cautious, even though that Han Xuetian is so fucking good looking." She is pretty, but she is amazing. Didn’t you see her performance at the end of the live broadcast? She was so shy before that she didn’t even dare to speak, so she took a notebook and wrote there, pretending to be innocent, but later she found Ma Qiqi watching, changing her face and turning her head. As fast as a book, she said "husband kisses" in the east and "sister" in the west, and she is a slut, so it can be seen that she is a dramatist, she is one way in front of you, but another way in front of others."

The fat man paused after finishing speaking, and then said: "In addition, she used the gold you gave me to sell for money. To be honest, if it wasn't for Ma Qiqi's live broadcast, she became a celebrity, and was remembered and exposed by the buyer. , monitor, you are probably still kept in the dark by her to swindle money, such a woman who can act and lie, who knows what she looks like in reality? Maybe she is doing that kind of accompanying job..."

"What are you talking about? It's over." Duan Ce interrupted Fatty. Although he had similar thoughts in his heart, it was not as bad as Fatty thought. He just felt that Xiao Yuheng and Han Xuetian met on the Internet after all and got along with each other. It's only been more than a month, and it's not right now.

"I said that because I cared about the monitor." Fatty didn't stop talking because of Duan Ce's interruption: "My idea is that this girl is beautiful, and she can make friends in the game. It's a comfort to play games with beautiful women So I don't advise the monitor to break up with her now, but Ben Xian, at least you have to get a general idea of ​​her real situation."

What the fat man said made sense, so Duan Ce nodded in agreement, and then looked at Xiao Yuheng: "Don't worry, let's get along for a while and see, and...Although you are not short of money, monitor, you should pay attention to giving it."

Duan Ce didn't go into details, but in the live broadcast just now, Xiao Yuheng tipped at least 1 yuan to go out. Watching Ma Qiqi's live broadcast before, he gave away 10 luxury cruise ships of 1314 yuan without saying a word. Duan Ce felt very happy after watching it. Surprised, but it's hard to say it directly.

From Duan Ce's point of view, although Xiao Yuheng is the squad leader, he is quite seasoned in his daily work, but after all, he is the fourth child in the dormitory, a younger brother who is two years younger than them, and he is still young and frivolous, so there are some things that should be reminded. .

Seeing that the two of them were persuading him to calm down, Xiao Yuheng couldn't help laughing, thinking that he didn't have the address of the other party, so he readily responded: "Sure, I listen to you, I'll spend a little more time with her and dig her up by the way." The real situation, but..."

Xiao Yuheng looked at his computer screen again, staring at the girl wearing a cat ear hoodie, who looked like she came out of a cartoon, her eyes softened: "She really looks like I'm heartbroken."

The fat man also sighed and replied: "Just talking about this face, my old Liu is also convinced."

"Okay, you two might as well post her picture on the bedside." Seeing that Xiao Yuheng listened to the persuasion, Duan Ce immediately felt relieved, and was in the mood to joke.

"How can it be done? If you want to post it, you can only post it with the squad leader." Fatty also said with a smile.

At this moment, the door of the dormitory opened, and Wang Xiaotian walked in with his bulging schoolbag on his back. Seeing the three of them talking and laughing, the atmosphere was very friendly, and they didn't intend to join in the chatting. Walk in the direction of his bed.

Duan Ce saw that he was back, so he stood up from his chair, Wang Xiaotian glanced at him lightly, and said, "It's okay, you sit down."

Duan Ce sat on his chair, naturally for the convenience of chatting with Xiao Yuheng, Wang Xiaotian signaled him not to care.

Duan Ce went back to his chair and sat down, smiled and said to Wang Xiaotian, "I'll just sit in my own chair."

After speaking, he glanced at the bulging schoolbag that Wang Xiaotian put on the upper bunk, and asked strangely, "What's in the bag? It's so bulging?"

Wang Xiaotian sneaked out while the three of them were still sleeping in. It was their habit to sleep until ten o'clock on weekends unless there was something to do at school.

Afterwards, I went to the hotel, put on make-up and got ready for two hours. I guessed that they had already woken up for lunch, so they started the live broadcast.

"...It's nothing." Wang Xiaotian was a little nervous, and pushed his bag into the bed again, and then went to his desk to pour water.

As soon as Wang Xiaotian stood there, the fat man turned his body back. Duan Ce saw that he didn't mean to talk to him, so he turned around and went to play on the computer, while Xiao Yuheng continued to watch the live video of "Han Xuetian".

Wang Xiaotian, who was drinking water, looked over and felt a little weird when he saw himself on the screen. After thinking about it, he pretended not to know him and asked Xiao Yuheng, "Who is this? He looks pretty good."

When he said this, his heart was beating very fast, and his eyes were carefully observing the reactions of the three of them.

"My wife!" Xiao Yuheng replied, with a smile in his deep eyes: "Isn't she beautiful?"

"...Is that the relationship you were looking for in the game?" Seeing that the three of them had no abnormal reactions, Wang Xiaotian frowned, and immediately turned his face coldly: "It's beautiful, you're lucky if you step on shit."

"What kind of shit luck, isn't it normal for a person like me who is both beautiful and intelligent to find a beautiful wife?" Xiao Yuheng said rather narcissistically, and then seemed to have discovered something, and moved his head closer to Wang Xiaotian. He sniffed it: "You smell so good, um... It's a bit like some cosmetics my mother used..."

Wang Xiaotian was startled, and then made a quick decision, picked up the toilet water on the table and sprayed it on Xiao Yuheng's face without saying a word, and Xiao Yuheng screamed.

"What are you sniffing?" Wang Xiaotian said coldly, and put down the toilet water in his hand calmly: "You smelled it wrong."

The smell of toilet water is quite strong, Xiao Yuheng was sprayed in the face by Wang Xiaotian again, where can he smell other smells?After wiping off the toilet water on his face with his arm, he grabbed Wang Xiaotian who was about to slip away.

"You're so brave! Spray toilet water on my face? What if I'm blind?" Xiao Yuheng wanted to settle accounts with Wang Xiaotian. Although he had a good temper, he couldn't let Wang Xiaotian bully him like this.

Obviously he didn't do anything.The tall and tall young master Xiao expressed his grievance.

"I can't be blind." Wang Xiaotian said, then frowned: "Let go!"

"No!" Xiao Yuheng grabbed his arm and said, "Apologize to me."

Wang Xiaotian sneered: "When you stepped on me and hit me, did you ever apologize to me?"

Xiao Yuheng was stunned for a moment, then looked at him speechlessly: "It's all about last semester, do you still hold grudges?"

"I've said it before, if you don't apologize to me for a day, this matter will not be over for a day." Wang Xiaotian put on a very serious face, "My heart is as small as a pinprick, why?"

Xiao Yuheng was amused, he had never seen someone say that about himself before, and then he gave up: "Then we're even."

Wang Xiaotian raised his eyebrows, then picked up the toilet water on the table and stuffed it into his hand. Xiao Yuheng didn't know why, so he just heard Wang Xiaotian say: "You spray toilet water on my face, and when you're done, you lie on the ground and let me step on it, and then let me take the slippers Three spanks and we're even."

Xiao Yuheng was speechless while holding the toilet water: "...why are you so difficult?"

Wang Xiaotian raised his chin slightly: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yuheng thought for a while, and actually sprayed Wang Xiaotian's face with toilet water. Wang Xiaotian was taken aback for a moment, then became happy, and smiled in front of the three of them, and went to get his own slippers.

Excitedly, he turned his head and found that Xiao Yuheng was still sitting there. Wang Xiaotian was stunned: "Lie down."

Xiao Yuheng looked at him and smiled slightly: "You idiot."

Wang Xiaotian was stunned by the scolding, and then his face flushed suddenly, and then he rushed towards Xiao Yuheng with his slippers in his mouth, and was about to fight him desperately: "You are playing me!"

As soon as Xiao Yuheng hugged him tall and burly, Wang Xiaotian fell to the ground.

"Your uncle!" Wang Xiaotian trembled all over, quickly jumped up from the ground, and rushed forward unwillingly.

Xiao Yuheng hugged him again, and Wang Xiaotian fell down again.

Then Wang Xiaotian couldn't get up from sitting on the ground, he spread his feet and squinted at him.

"Why, do you think I'm bullying you?" Xiao Yuheng smiled, and then said very righteously: "Although I knocked you down and sprayed toilet water on your face, the reason is that you sprayed mine first. , so I'm fighting back legitimately."

After Xiao Yuheng finished speaking, he pointed at Wang Xiaotian: "Your fault."

Wang Xiaotian looked at him without saying a word, then looked at him and pointed at his finger, and suddenly opened his mouth to bite. Fortunately, Xiao Yuheng reacted quickly enough and retracted his hand in time.

"Fuck! Are you still biting?" Xiao Yuheng said that he had never seen a boy use this trick.

Wang Xiaotian failed to bite, and he couldn't beat Xiao Yuheng, so he got up from the ground with a sullen face, and walked to his bed sullenly.

After climbing to the upper bunk, Wang Xiaocai poked his head out and scolded Xiao Yuheng: "I'll make you look good! Just wait!"

"Ah." Xiao Yuheng replied indifferently: "I'll wait."

At the end, he said to his upper bunk with a half-smile, "I hope I can be knocked down by you before graduation. Come on, you still have two and a half years to work hard."

Wang Xiaotian threw his own pillow over in a rage, and was thrown back by Xiao Yuheng casually.

From the beginning to the end, the other two people in the dormitory did not respond.

got used to.

Turning on the computer, Wang Xiaotian's eyes were on fire when he logged into the game.

It doesn't take two and a half years, but in half a year, you will cry and call Dad!

With such great ambition, Wang Xiaotian was about to click on the address book to chat with Xiao Yuheng in private, when he found that many prompts popped up:

System: The player "Xuetian Meimei I Love You" requests to add you as a friend.

System: The player "Takamaru Broken Dashi" requests to add you as a friend.

System: Player "Cute Little Jiaman" requests to add you as a friend.

……

Wang Xiaotian was frightened. When he clicked on it, the number of friend requests was as high as 274, and it was still rising!

A gorgeous loudspeaker suddenly appeared on the screen:

[World] Invite the moon to drink: Han Xuetian is online, coordinates "Immortal World-Peach Blossom Valley", thank you.

Wang Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then took a closer look, and found that the player named "Yueyue Duoyin" was standing not far from him, and he was also a trumpet at level 39, apparently he accidentally saw him go online during leveling He blew a horn to expose his location.

Wang Xiaotian was a little baffled, and was rejecting friend requests one by one, when he suddenly noticed private chat messages constantly popping up in the lower left corner, and then more and more players appeared beside him.

"Sister Xuetian, wow! Look at me, look at me!"

"Is the girl lacking a spare tire? I can wait for you to break up."

"Sister, why don't I take you to brush the books for free?"

Wang Xiaotian was not in a good mood at this meeting, and being surrounded by them like this made him even more upset, so he scolded a word on the public screen:

"roll!"

As soon as the words fell, a figure in red descended from the sky, swung a cool scythe at the crowd, knocking down more than half of them, Wang Xiaotian looked at Xiao Yuheng who suddenly appeared, and felt guilty, not knowing what he just scolded Did he hear the sound.

Hearing this, he still has to be cheeky and continue to pretend, the cute girl can’t collapse, so Wang Xiaotian shook his G-cup chest, holding back his anger and said to Xiao Yuheng delicately: "Master, why did you come here~"

She screamed like an ancient firework girl who waved a silk handkerchief to attract customers.

Xiao Yuheng smiled at Wang Xiaotian, and was about to speak when he was surrounded by angry players.

"Burn this man!"

"Damn him!"

"Sister Xuetian belongs to everyone! Come on!"

Then Xiao Yuheng was beaten to death by the gang.

Wang Xiaotian, who was sitting on the upper bunk, was delighted, and then he held back his laughter and continued to fan the flames in the game: "Everyone, stop beating~ I love him so much~ Stop beating~"

"Jealousy makes me ugly! Keep fighting!"

"Sitting on Bai Fumei and invincible beautiful girls? I can't bear it! Let's beat this local tyrant into a dick!"

[World] My brother is not called Xiaoqiang: I am beaten to death because I look down on life and death!Block up the resurrection point!Coordinates "Fairyland - Peach Blossom Valley"!

In the dormitory, Xiao Yuheng scratched his hair: "Wow, these people are so annoying."

Duan Ce and Fatty also saw the loudspeaker, and they both smiled gloatingly: "Squad leader, you are now the public enemy of the male players, and you should stay in the resurrection point until the limelight passes."

How dare Xiao Yuheng: "Come and help me, you two, I can't handle hundreds of people fighting together by myself."

"It's more than a few hundred." Duan Ce has already arrived outside the resurrection point, and the screen is full of players: "Thousands."

Xiao Yuheng was loading, and when the loading was finished, he saw that there were huge crowds of people blocking the resurrection point, not only did not panic, but smiled: "Okay, I haven't seen such a big battle in a long time, block me, right? When I didn't brother?"

Turned on YY, calling for brothers, Xiao Yuheng yelled on the world channel: "My wife is waiting for me!", and started a fight with his brothers and those players who claimed to burn him to death.

Wang Xiaotian was standing on the top of a tree watching, and a group of people who claimed to be his fans gathered around the tree, neither hurting him nor letting him go, Wang Xiaotian didn't care, he didn't intend to help Xiao Yuheng anyway, so after watching for a while So I started processing those friend requests again.

First set to refuse to accept friend requests, and then set to refuse to accept private chats, Wang Xiaotian began to click X one by one, and then was suddenly attracted by a loudspeaker.

[World] Mysterious Assassin: Han Xuetian, add me as a friend.

In the dormitory, Xiao Yuheng, who was killing passionately, was furious: "Ma Junfei, that bastard, did you hook up with my wife while I was fighting?"

Duan Ce, who was helping him fight against the enemy, pressed the keyboard quickly and complained: "You still have the mind to watch the trumpet? Brothers are almost dead."

Although Xiao Yuheng called more than 200 friends for help, he couldn't resist Wang Xiaotian's many fans, and was stunned by the crowd tactics of nearly ten thousand players.

Moreover, there are many high-end players in the fan club, Xiao Yuheng even saw one of his good brothers attacking him.

Sure enough, he stabbed his brother twice, and stabbed his brother twice for a woman.

Then Xiao Yuheng died again.

Hearing Xiao Yuheng's wailing from below, Wang Xiaotian was very proud. Originally, the live broadcast was just to save Xiao Yuheng's goodwill towards him. By the way, he wanted to piss off that Ma Qiqi. Unexpectedly, he gained tens of thousands of fans by accident, and it just happened to vent a wave of grievances for him.

Continuing to process more than 100 remaining friend applications, Wang Xiaotian ignored the mysterious assassin, not because he was concerned about Xiao Yuheng's feelings, but because he was not interested in contacting other people.

And the man who didn't wait for Wang Xiaotian's reply, used another loudspeaker:

[World] Mysterious Assassin: Han Xuetian, add me as a friend.I know your secret.

Wang Xiaotian still ignored him, and continued to click X calmly. He is an ordinary gamer, what secret could he have?

[World] Mysterious Assassin: Did you broadcast live in the hotel today?

Wang Xiaotian was stunned, his body turned cold, and suddenly remembered that the Ma brothers and sisters ran a hotel.

Is it...

Wang Xiaotian turned pale, and then quickly took his mobile phone to check the reservation information:

You have reserved a special price room for "Dynasty Business Hotel", please check in before October 20, 10XX... "Dynasty Business Hotel" in City A was built in 21XX and is one of the brands of the Mashi Hotel Chain Group. The group is The largest private hotel brand investment management organization in City A, owns more than 20 star chain hotels...

Wang Xiaotian put down the phone, and then typed a few times on the keyboard with a gloomy face:

System: You have sent a friend request to the player "Mysterious Assassin", please wait for the other party to process it.

System: The other party has accepted your application, you have become friends with the "Mysterious Assassin", let's chat with him!