The upper bunk vomits blood every day

"She's broadcasting live." Xiao Yuheng raised his eyebrows, then grabbed his phone and thought for a while, then turned to Duan Ce and Fatty and said, "You two go into the live broadcast room and have a look, I'm going to the balcony to smoke a cigarette."

"Why, dare not watch?" Duan Ce said with a smile, opened YY and began to enter the channel number sent by Xiao Yuheng.

"I'll be afraid too, okay? Someone who has been calling his wife for a month has a feeling of heartbeat. If he is an ugly girl, he will be hit mentally." Xiao Yuheng said rather heavily, got up and went to the balcony, took out the Put the cigarette in your mouth, light it, and look at the misty white clouds with a complicated heart.

Online dating is a gamble.Xiao Yuheng smoked a cigarette and sighed, it was obviously just a game of love, it was fine if he just wanted to play casually, but it was only at this juncture that he realized that he had already fallen into it a little bit.

Taking out his mobile phone, he took out the picture of the beautiful finger. Xiao Yuheng looked at it quietly, and suddenly felt that it would be good to keep his impression of her here.

In the dormitory, the fat man suddenly let out a loud voice: "Fuck!"

His heart jumped violently following the sound of "Fuck", Xiao Yuheng turned around with a cigarette in his mouth, and asked the two people in the dormitory watching the live broadcast: "How is it? Ugly?"

"...You'd better come and have a look yourself." Duan Ce stared at the computer screen.

"No, I'm super scared." Xiao Yuheng refused: "Quickly tell me, is it ugly?"

"Super invincible and beautiful!" The fat man jumped up. He obviously didn't like Han Xuetian all the time, but now he was extremely excited: "Squad leader! Your wife broke the two-dimensional wall! Just take a screenshot and make an illustration! "

Xiao Yuheng was stunned by his exaggerated words, and then walked towards the dormitory in doubt: "Really? And broke the two-dimensional wall..."

His eyes fell on the screen of Fatty's small laptop, Xiao Yuheng's voice stopped abruptly, and then his eyes widened slightly, and what he saw on the screen was a girl who looked about seventeen or eighteen years old, with curly bangs and long eyes. It is very big, with long and dense eyelashes, a straight but soft nose bridge, a pink red lip with luster, and very delicate facial features, which really has a two-dimensional feeling.

And she was wearing a white fluffy hoodie on her upper body and a short skirt on her lower body. Because the hoodie was very fluffy, only a little hem of the skirt was covered, and underneath were all white legs.

Xiao Yuheng's heart skipped a beat.

Probably because the number of viewers increased, the little girl became a little shy, so she reached out and put the big hood on her head, revealing a pair of cat ears.

"Wow! It's still a hoodie with cat ears!" Fatty, as an otaku, was so excited: "It's furry... oh my god, the whole person is surrounded by fur... so soft and cute!"

Xiao Yuheng finally came back to his senses, and then stretched out his hand to cover his slightly hot face, in disbelief.

so pretty?

"I found a treasure." Duan Ce gave Xiao Yuheng a thumbs up.

"...It seems that God is good to me." Xiao Yuheng said, with obvious joy in his tone, and then he immediately sat down in front of his computer, and quickly tapped the keyboard a few times with his fingers, and a picture appeared on his high-definition curved screen. The girl in the cute fluffy cat ear hoodie.

Xiao Yuheng looked at it again, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it. The dim light of the screen flickered in his dark brown eyes, reflecting the girl's appearance.

"I've decided..." Xiao Yuheng said softly, then pointed at the person on the screen and announced loudly to the two people in the dormitory: "It doesn't matter if she cheats you of money, I want to date this person!"

Fatty and Duan Ce were taken aback when they heard the words, and then Duan Ce laughed: "Ahem, what a scumbag full of rich second-generation air."

"I understand!" Fatty nodded understandingly: "If this girl doesn't flirt, she will be destroyed!"

Duan Ce was speechless for those two, but...

He looked at his screen, and looked at the little girl again. She had exquisite facial features, exquisite makeup, and exquisite attire. She was indeed a pretty scary beauty.

It just feels... vaguely familiar.

Duan Ce thought about it carefully, but he couldn't think of who he looked like no matter what, so he turned his head and glanced at the fat man who was still very excited and Xiao Yuheng who had already started flirting with his sister. Seeing that there was no difference between them, he stopped thinking .

If such a beauty has been seen before, it is absolutely impossible to forget it. The familiarity may be because...she looks too much like a painting.

At this time, in a certain hotel not far from the university, Wang Xiaotian was a little stunned, not because he was frightened by the number of viewers who quickly exceeded [-], but because of the gifts that kept popping up.

System: "Crazy For Whom" gave out 520 lollipops!

System: "Xiaolanlan 1234" gave out 99 balloons!

System: "Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" to send a luxury cruise ship!

System: "Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" to send a luxury cruise ship!

……

It is said on the Internet that others will get money for gifts.Wang Xiaotian started to be silly, and wanted to take out his mobile phone to find out how much these gifts were worth, but he stopped as soon as he reached into his pocket, remembering that Xiao Yuheng and the others recognized his mobile phone, so he didn't dare to act rashly.

Be calm, be composed, be cautious!I can't be confused by these gifts, seducing Xiao Yuheng is the key!

Wang Xiaotian then lowered his head, took a deep breath, and made sure that the super fluffy sweater on his body had well covered up his masculine features, then he put down his upturned legs, and approached the computer to grant permission to Xiao Yuheng who had already entered the live broadcast room .

[Barrage] I saw... the evil safety pants!

[Barrage] Your legs are so beautiful~~~ Can I hug your thighs, girl?

[Barrage] Damn it!Are those eyelashes real? !Is it really not posted? !

[Barrage] Lick lick lick! ! ! !

[Barrage] The girl is very beautiful, will this be the live broadcast from now on?

……

As soon as Wang Xiaotian finished it, he didn't even glance at the barrage, Xiao Yuheng's displeased voice came from the headset.

"My wife! What are you licking?!" Xiao Yuheng also saw "Han Xuetian"'s safety pants, and was immediately annoyed, muttering in his heart why did she move so much?Pay attention to those who don't know how to wear short skirts, it's in vain for those who watch the live broadcast.

Fortunately, the safety pants are black, and they just passed by quickly, so I didn't see anything.

Wang Xiaotian was taken aback by Xiao Yuheng's roar, and then his whole body shook in front of the computer, which immediately triggered another wave of barrage.

[Bulletmaku] cute~want to lick~

[Barrage] Shaking a little... cute!

[Barrage] Raise your hands to show your innocence.

……

"Wife, sit down." Xiao Yuheng turned on the microphone again, but his voice was very gentle: "Don't be afraid, I just yelled at them."

Yo ha ha, will you call your wife?Wang Xiaotian sneered in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be obedient and backed away, and sat on the hotel bed at a distance from the computer.

"...Legs together." Xiao Yuheng really didn't want to say this on the live broadcast, but he had to remind him.

Wang Xiaotian reacted, then blushed slightly, and immediately put his legs together in a panic.

Oops, I sat down in my usual sitting posture unconsciously, forgetting that I was wearing a short skirt.

Wang Xiaotian lowered his head in embarrassment. He bought this suit because he listened to the advice of a pseudonym. The skirt can cover up the masculine features very well, but wearing pants will not work. There is also a saying that "the appearance is not enough, show your legs At that time, Wang Xiaotian didn't know what he would look like after makeup, so he decided to show his legs to distract the audience from his face.

However, the effect after makeup is unexpectedly good.Wang Xiaotian felt a little complacent, he couldn't even recognize himself, let alone Xiao Yuheng, and the silly son really didn't notice Ni Duan at all.

Ignoring the audience who were using bullet screens, Wang Xiaotian started to act. He raised his hands and showed a heart to the camera.

"Master, Father~" all at once.

"What..." then faded away.

"Da..." three and exhausted.

Wang Xiaotian covered his face, his shame exploded, and the mental preparation for more than ten days turned into a fart in the end, and it was gone after a while.

However, the audience, including Xiao Yuheng, were all teased by him.

[Barrage] Ahhhhhh!so cute!

[Barrage] Girl, don't be shy!Come into my arms!

[Barrage] Mom asked me why I licked the screen.

……

In the dormitory, Xiao Yuheng also covered his face, completely unable to control the corners of his mouth.

So... so cute!She's obviously very shy, but trying to confess, she's so cute!Xiao Yuheng didn't like it so much, he immediately sent out 5 luxury cruise ships, and responded to Wang Xiaotian with a microphone:

"Wife! Wow!"

The hotness on Wang Xiaotian's face has not faded, but Xiao Yuheng's response has given him some confidence, but it is impossible to say some nasty love words, so after thinking about it, he walked out of the range of the camera and took the notebook from his schoolbag Come, in order not to let Xiao Yuheng recognize it, he deliberately turned to a blank page, then walked back to the bed, sat down, and wrote on the paper under the watchful eyes of the 7 audience.

After more than ten seconds, Wang Xiaotian flashed the notebook to the screen, on which were two large characters with repeated strokes and bold strokes:

love you~

Of course the font has changed.

Xiao Yuheng's heart was about to fly: "I love you too~"

Wang Xiaotian smiled slightly, blushed and lowered his head, then showed his notebook again:

super love~

Xiao Yuheng felt that he was going to die: "I am invincible~"

The two sang together, Wang Xiaotian flirted wholeheartedly, Xiao Yuheng threw down his armor and bowed down, and then their public show of affection aroused public outrage.

[Barrage] FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

[Barrage] Come on!set fire!

[Barrage] Girl stay!The man is burned to death!

[Barrage] If you form a group to burn the man, add me, and pay for the fare yourself! ! !

Wang Xiaotian sat far away from the computer, so he couldn't see the bullet screens clearly, but Xiao Yuheng was annoyed by the group of noisy netizens, plus...

Eyes fell on Wang Xiaotian's slender and fair legs, because they were covered with a thin layer of silk stockings, so they looked smoother and more delicate, Xiao Yuheng couldn't help being confused.

"Honey, you have turned off the live broadcast, so let's have a video chat alone, okay?" Xiao Yuheng said, planning to ask Han Xuetian to perform some poses that gentlemen like in front of the camera when he and Han Xuetian start the video.

Wang Xiaotian didn't know what he was thinking, and thought that his purpose of seductiveness had already been achieved, and there was no need to show his face too much in front of people, so he thought about it and wrote down a sentence in his notebook:

Master, is my father still angry with me?

Xiao Yuheng naturally knew what she was referring to. Looking at the girl on the screen covering half of her face with a notebook, with a timid look, her heart turned into a pool of spring water: "Don't be angry anymore, I have never been angry with you .”

You liar, I heard you in the dormitory saying that you were going to break up with me.Wang Xiaotian sneered in his heart, but kept his expression on the surface, then lowered his head and wrote vigorously.

Because there were a lot of words this time, after Wang Xiaotian finished writing, he approached the computer and showed Xiao Yuheng the notebook to the camera:

In fact, the clothes on his body were bought with the money sold from the gold coins given by Master~

sorry~

Xiao Yuheng was slightly stunned, with mixed feelings in his heart for a moment, then he gave away 10 luxury cruise ships without hesitation, and said seriously and affectionately: "I will buy you as many clothes as I want in the future!"

Wang Xiaotian pursed his lips, and accepted it as soon as he saw it. He didn't care that those netizens who sent bullets and gifts wanted to see him more. He was moving the mouse to close the live broadcast room, when he suddenly noticed a reminder.

System: "Mysterious Assassin" sent out 10 luxury cruise ships!

The mysterious assassin?Ma Qiqi's brother?Wang Xiaotian paused, then leaned closer to the computer to search, and sure enough, he saw Ma Qiqi's ID in the audience list.

"..." Wang Xiaotian's eyes with long eyelashes drooped, a trace of coldness flashed past, and a few seconds later, when he lifted his eyes with colored contact lenses, he smiled sweetly: "So big sister Zixia is here!" I’m so sorry~ I’ve been talking to my husband just now, but I didn’t notice you~”

The address for Xiao Yuheng changed from "Master's father" to "Husband's kiss" in an instant, and his face stopped blushing, his heart stopped beating, and he spoke sharply.

The acting skills exploded almost instantly, Wang Xiaotian acted like a good boy, and then pretended to be pitiful, helpless and aggrieved and said to the camera delicately: "My sister asked me to turn on the microphone that day, but the snowy day was so sad~ A few hours ago, I was singing love songs with my husband in YY, and my sister started a live broadcast and confessed to her husband... Everyone even booed and asked you to be together... 嘤嘤嘤~ Xue Tian was so sad that he didn't know what to do That's why I didn't open the microphone to talk to my sister, can my sister forgive Xue Tian?"

After finishing speaking, Wang Xiaotian raised his hands and made a gesture towards the camera. His movements were smooth and his expression was soft and cute: "I love you~ sister~ what~ but... as expected, I still don't want to talk to you~"

The words were closed, and the live broadcast was turned off without hesitation under the stunned 13 viewers.