The upper bunk vomits blood every day

Wang Xiaotian went online, and thought that the three people would definitely call out, but there was no response at all, Wang Xiaotian couldn't help being a little puzzled, he looked at the top of his head, the title of love was gone, so he opened the address book and looked. blank...

Wang Xiaotian suddenly remembered that he didn't join anyone except Xiao Yuheng.

No way, the three of them don't know that they are already online... Wang Xiaotian's face is black, and he intends to shout on the world channel, but he opens the backpack and checks, the loudspeaker provided by the system is gone, so he clicks on the mall again, a The loudspeaker actually cost two yuan, Wang Xiaotian said it was too expensive and couldn't afford it, so depressed Feitian went to Qunxiong Island, squatting outside the "F710" sect, waiting for someone to show up.

He didn't even know that his wife was lost, so he still proposed with just this IQ.Wang Xiaotian complained to Xiao Yuheng, and then took out his book to read, since he was idle anyway.

It took two hours for Xiao Yuheng to notice something was wrong, and then asked strangely in the dormitory: "Why isn't my wife online yet?"

"Do you have the phone number of the other party? Call and ask." Duan Ce said, a group of them were all ready, and they were waiting for the heroine to go online.

The "heroine" who was sitting on the upper bunk said that he had been squatting at the gate of their sect for two hours.

Xiao Yuheng naturally didn't have Han Xuetian's phone number, no, in fact he did, but he didn't know it himself, so he opened the social software and sent a message to Wang Xiaotian:

A fool with a lot of money Son: Wife, when will you go online to play games?

Wang Xiaotian picked up the phone and looked at it, sneered, and was about to reply when the other party sent another message:

Son: I miss you so much today.

Come on.Wang Xiaotian didn't want him to think about it, but in order to cooperate with the other party and follow the script, he replied very aggrieved:

Han Xuetian: I've been online a long time ago~ woo woo woo (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c), why doesn't Master want me anymore?

Han Xuetian: Is it because his fingers are so ugly that you despise him?Hey, but that is already the most beautiful part of her whole body...

Xiao Yuheng stared at the phone for a moment, then turned to Fatty and Duan Ce in surprise, "She said she was already online! Didn't you two see it?"

The fat man said, "I haven't added her as a friend."

After speaking, he looked at Duan Ce, who was a little embarrassed: "Uh... I don't have any friends with her..."

The three looked at each other, while Wang Xiaotian sat on the upper bunk speechless. After two hours, these three idiots finally found out the problem.

"Hey, the three of us really are." Fatty smiled happily, and then said to Xiao Yuheng: "Squad leader, please ask her where she is, and Duan Ce and I will go pick her up."

Xiao Yuheng came back to his senses, and immediately lowered his hair to send a message:

A fool with a lot of money Son: Wife, where are you now?

Han Xuetian: Boom~ at the gate of Master's father's sect...

"At the gate of our sect!" Xiao Yuheng said loudly, Fatty and Duan Ce rushed out immediately, and sure enough, at the gate of their majestic sect, they saw a girl squatting pitifully in a red bikini.

"Sister-in-law, how long have you been online?" the fat man just opened his mouth and called.

Sister-in-law... sister-in-law?Wang Xiaotian's face twitched. After being called "wife", is he "sister-in-law"...

calm down.Wang Xiaotian stabilized his mood, pretended to squeeze out a few tears, sobbed and said pitifully to the fox demon Zhengtai and the bald monk in front of him: "Wait, waited for two hours... just... woo... I've been waiting... Waiting here, master..."

"Have you been waiting for two hours?" The fat man suddenly felt distressed, and immediately said to Wang Xiaotian who looked like a girl in front of him: "Sister-in-law is suffering, come, I will take you to find the sect master."

After speaking, a leaf appeared, enlarged to the size of a boat, and asked Wang Xiaotian to go up: "Sister-in-law, come up quickly."

Wang Xiaotian cried and jumped on the leaf, and then the fat man controlled the leaf boat to fly, and while flying to the sea of ​​worry-free flowers, he shouted in the dormitory: "Squad leader! Come here! Tell the brothers to get ready !"

Xiao Yuheng understood, immediately turned on the microphone, and shouted: "People are coming! Everyone, get ready!"

It turned out that Xiao Yuheng opened a voice room and brought in all the friends who were helping to facilitate communication.

The leaf boat flew to the sea of ​​worry-free flowers very quickly, but there were only blooming flowers and Xiao Yuheng on the scene. Wang Xiaotian had heard their plan when he was reading a book just now, and everyone became invisible.

The shopping mall sells invisibility potions, a bottle of one yuan, and can be invisible for 10 minutes. Xiao Yuheng rushed in 2000 yuan to prepare for this marriage proposal.

"People are stupid and have a lot of money" is not called for nothing.

Wang Xiaotian pretended not to know anything, and when the leaf boat landed on the ground, he ran towards Xiao Yuheng with heartbroken pear blossoms and tears.

Fatty and Duan Ce also drank the invisibility potion and disappeared. Wang Xiaotian didn't know how many people were there, but he still bit the bullet and cried to Xiao Yuheng: "Master...you don't want me anymore..."

Fool, how could I not want you?Wang Xiaotian read the lines in his heart, and felt that Xiao Yuheng's next words should be indistinguishable...

"Yes, I don't want you anymore."

Um?Wang Xiaotian was stunned, and he paused for a while in his fake tears. It took three or four seconds to react, and then he threw himself into Xiao Yuheng's arms with a "wow".

"Master, what did you do wrong?" Wang Xiaotian buried his head in Xiao Yuheng's chest, desperately rubbing his tears and snot on his clothes: "Give me a reason~ blah blah..."

It should be okay to dress up.Wang Xiaotian tapped the keyboard and thought, it's almost like this in TV dramas.

Facts have proved that the effect is still good, I saw Xiao Yuheng cupping his face, with a look of pity: "There is no reason, but I can give you a chance to be with me again, as long as you promise me one thing."

Promise one thing?Wang Xiaotian was a little suspicious in his heart, but on the surface he cried and nodded without hesitation: "I agree! As long as I can be with Master again, I will agree to anything~"

"Okay, that matter is..." Xiao Yuheng and Wang Xiaotian looked at each other affectionately, and said slowly: "I will never leave you forever."

Uh... it turned out to be such a routine.Wang Xiaotian got goosebumps, and sat there for a moment, dumbfounded.

LOW exploded.

And Xiao Yuheng, who was sitting below, probably thought he was too Mary Sue, so he covered half of his face with his hands, and smiled embarrassedly: "Hey, is what I said too nasty?"

"It's delicious, girls like to eat it." Duan Ce said, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

"Don't laugh." Xiao Yuheng saw that he was holding back his laughter.

"Uh...hahahaha..." Duan Ce couldn't hold back, he wanted to laugh as soon as Fatty laughed, and the two of them laughed together immediately.

Xiao Yuheng's face turned a little red, although he is usually seasoned in dealing with people and things, but to put it bluntly, he is just a big boy, and it is inevitable that he will fall into a cliché when confessing to someone for the first time.

"The lines are disgusting." Xiao Yuheng felt that these two people were not loyal enough: "This is the time to laugh at me."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't laugh anymore...hahahaha...cough, I don't laugh anymore." Duan Ce coughed a few times, became serious, then turned on the microphone, and said to hundreds of netizens: "I have already confessed my life and death." Now, everyone is ready to show up, poof... stop laughing, 3, 2, 1! Fireworks!"

With an order, a large group of people suddenly appeared around the two people who were hugging in Huahai. They formed a heart shape, and then they took out fireworks tubes from their backpacks and set off colorful fireworks to the blue sky. .

Then the screen starts swiping:

[World] Pig of the East: Congratulations to the head of the sect "Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" and "Han Xuetian" tied the knot!

[World] POPPY: I wish my friend "Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" and "Han Xuetian" have a happy marriage!A hundred years together!

[World] Four Liang Baijiu: Congratulations to my friend "Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" and your beloved "Han Xuetian" for forming a relationship!

While Xiao Yuheng's friend swiped the screen, there were endless fireworks, and the scene was so grand that Wang Xiaotian's heart was a little moved.

No matter how you put it, it was also a grand ostentation made by the other party.Wang Xiaotian enjoyed seeing the screen full of flying flowers and gorgeous fireworks, as well as the flashing blessings.

"Are you happy?" Xiao Yuheng asked the person in his arms.

Wang Xiaotian naturally cooperated by pretending to be shy: "Master is good or bad~ Deliberately scaring people~"

After finishing speaking, he thumped his chest with his small fist: "Hey...I'm so moved that I can't speak~"

"I used to treat you too much, but after getting along for a while, I found that you are still quite cute." Xiao Yuheng hugged her and said, "I will treat you well in the future."

Sitting cross-legged on the upper bunk, Wang Xiaotian quietly raised the corners of his mouth, and then tapped the keyboard happily: "Master, please don't go back on what you say~"

After hesitating for a moment, Wang Xiaotian blushed and added: "I like you~"

Xiao Yuheng stared at the screen for a moment, then smiled and replied: "Yes."

"Um"?Just "huh"?Wang Xiaotian frowned, and then squinted at the man sitting below playing with the computer. He was very happy at first, although he knew Xiao Yuheng's marriage proposal plan from the beginning to the end, but he was really happy to see the fireworks all over the screen. Cool down.

He should have replied "I like you too".Wang Xiaotian's raised lips straightened, he lowered his head, then raised his eyes indifferently, and continued to control the character with a blank expression.

If you are not careful, you will be taken with you, like a fool.

Xiao Yuheng sent a courtship request, Wang Xiaotian accepted it calmly, and then went to look for Yuelao NPC surrounded by hundreds of people.

Arriving in front of Yuelao NPC, Wang Xiaotian received a gift from Xiao Yuheng. In the mailbox was a set of red antique fashion. Wang Xiaotian changed into it. The phoenix robe and Xiapei made his daughter very beautiful.

Xiao Yuheng also changed into a set of red clothes, and he and Wang Xiaotian were in a couple outfit. The two accepted Yuelao's blessing under the watchful eyes of Xiao Yuheng's friends and a bunch of onlookers, and then Wang Xiaotian saw the title on his head change from "Life and death are indifferent 丨 love at first sight if you don't accept it" has become "love in life and death if you don't accept it" and the words "love at first sight" are added, which means that the two now have intimacy and are of low value.

Xiao Yuheng started to set off the love fireworks, and Wang Xiaotian saw a jumping reminder in the lower left corner of the screen:

System: Your love relationship "Life and death is bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" has used love fireworks on you!Intimacy +50!

System: Your love relationship "Life and death is bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" has used love fireworks on you!Intimacy +50!

……

System: Congratulations on reaching the intimate achievement of "Life and Death 丨 If you don't accept it, do it" with the player!Obtained the title "Love for the First Time"!

So the title on Wang Xiaotian's head became "Life and death are bearish 丨 If you don't accept it, you will do the love for the first time in the river", then "eyebrows express affection", and then it is promoted to "love".

What's the point of brushing intimacy like this?Wang Xiaotian didn't understand it very well. He opened the mall to look at Xiao Yuheng's wild fireworks display. A 500-point coupon for a love firework was five yuan. After counting it down, Xiao Yuheng had already spent more than a hundred yuan.

I don't know if the price is good, but Wang Xiaotian couldn't sit still as soon as he knew about it. Although he didn't spend his own money, he really couldn't bear Xiao Yuheng's waste. Right now, he really wanted to climb down from the upper bunk and kick this fool.

So I hurriedly typed to stop him: "Master~ that's enough, enough~ Fireworks are expensive!"

Xiao Yuheng smiled, and said indifferently: "It's okay, the intimacy has increased, and in the future, the two of us will have buff bonuses when we form a team. Not only will we gain more experience points than others, but we will also get a love buff for blood volume, defense and attack. "

"Then let's take it slowly, wouldn't forming more teams also increase the intimacy value?" Wang Xiaotian wanted this silly son to stop quickly: "My heart aches~"

"Hey, she also knows how to save money for me. Yes, she is a good wife." Xiao Yuheng smiled and boasted in the dormitory, and then typed: "Then I won't buy the rest after I put it away."

Wang Xiaotian thought about buying everything, but couldn't return it to the system, so he could only watch him continue to play with heartache, and silently counted in his heart: five yuan, ten yuan, 15 yuan, 20 yuan... Grandpa, don't count, I'm going to be so angry that I won't be able to sleep tonight.

By the time Xiao Yuheng finished setting off the fireworks, the relationship between the two had already reached level eight, which was "flirting and flirting".

The swiping screen was almost done, so Xiao Yuheng's friend made a fuss and asked the bride to come to YY voice, and wanted to hear them sing love songs. Wang Xiaotian became nervous when he heard it, and refused on the grounds that the computer microphone was broken.

"Mobile phones can also download YY." Duan Ce said, telling Xiao Yuheng: "Everyone is so excited tonight, let Xue Tian cooperate and come sing a song on YY."

Please spare me... Wang Xiaotian listened to the grievances without hesitation, and then received a message from Xiao Yuheng, this guy even prepared the YY APP link for him.

A fool with a lot of money Son: Wife, come to the channel to sing.

Wang Xiaotian replied with an ugly face: I'm sorry to pull...

A fool with a lot of money Son: It's okay, I'll sing with you.

Wang Xiaotian was in a dilemma for a while, Xiao Yuheng had prepared such a grand wedding for him, and hundreds of his friends were waiting for him, if he didn't go, he would hit him in the face in public, and if he didn't give him face, Xiao Yuheng would definitely be unhappy, but Really go to the channel to sing love songs with him...

They are in the same dormitory, how can he sing...

Looking at the time, it was past nine o'clock in the evening, and then Xiao Yuheng sent another message: My wife is here!Everyone is waiting.

Wang Xiaotian glanced at Xiao Yuheng who was sitting below, he stared at the computer expectantly, inexplicably, he felt a little guilty.

Maybe it was because he had been waiting for a long time, but the fat man suddenly said: "Squad leader, can you do it? Hurry up and get my sister-in-law to sing!"

"She's fooling around." Xiao Yuheng couldn't move Wang Xiaotian, and became a little anxious: "She's shy, I'll coax her again."

Duan Cexu saw his difficulties, so he thought about it and said to the fat man, "Fatty man, you should sing a song with Xiaohu first to warm up the scene."

"Success!" Fatty was also loyal enough, and immediately started a quarrel with his high school student on the YY channel.

With Fatty's warm-up, Xiao Yuheng felt less stressed, and then sent a message to Wang Xiaotian again:

Wife, what, come YY and talk to me?It's okay not to sing.

He has taken a step back.

Wang Xiaotian looked at him, then at the hundreds of players surrounding the two of them in the game, gritted his teeth, slammed the lid of the computer, then climbed out of bed and hurriedly left the dormitory with his mobile phone.

The three of them just thought that he was going to the bathroom and didn't care, but Wang Xiaotian ran downstairs immediately after leaving the dormitory. He had never run so fast before, and he didn't even take the physical education exam. When he ran down the seventh floor and arrived at the dormitory Under the remote tree not far from the building, there was a little fishy smell deep in the throat.

"Ahem." Because he was running too fast, Wang Xiaotian felt a little uncomfortable. He sat down on the bench under the tree, then opened the voice-changing software with trembling fingers, tried it a few times, and confirmed that it was working well before sending a message. To Xiao Yuheng:

Han Xuetian: I went to the rooftop, and my parents would hear me singing in the room.

Han Xuetian: My singing is really bad!

Son who is stupid and has a lot of money: It's okay, I don't sing well, let's join hands to scare them to death with singing!

Wang Xiaotian was amused, and then took a few deep breaths before turning on the YY phone and entering the voice channel Xiao Yuheng gave him.

As soon as he entered, he heard noisy human voices. Wang Xiaotian looked at the number of people online, oh my god, 3854 people.

It turned out that someone was playing the trumpet in the game, and anyone who wanted to listen to "Life and Death" came to YY them, and Xiao Yuheng was a celebrity in the server, so naturally he attracted many people at once.

Fortunately, he came out. Xiao Yuheng would be ashamed if he didn't come out. More than 3000 players were staring at him.

In order to increase Xiao Yuheng's favorability value for him, I also worked hard.Wang Xiaotian plugged in the earphones, then turned on the mic with a bit of anxiety and shyness:

"Hello everyone~"

As soon as the soft and cute voice came out, the crowd immediately boiled, and a group of people they knew and didn't know came out and called "Sister-in-law", Wang Xiaotian was so scared that he immediately turned off the mic.

In the dormitory, when the three of them saw that the heroine finally appeared, Duan Ce breathed a sigh of relief for Xiao Yuheng, and the fat man also sighed: "It's only after a long wait."

Xiao Yuheng smiled slightly, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground. He saw that the group of netizens made a fuss, so he came out with a smile and said, "Everyone, stop making trouble, my wife is timid."

As he spoke, he raised his head casually and found that his upper berth was empty.

"..." On the tuba?

Xiao Yuheng lowered his head indifferently.

And in a remote corner not far from downstairs in the dormitory, Wang Xiaotian sat alone under a dark tree, listening to Xiao Yuheng's deep and gentle voice coming from the earphones:

"A piece of "I'll Have You" for my dear wife! Meh!"

Shameless, more than 3000 people are listening, dare to say it.Wang Xiaotian complained about him in his heart, but the corners of his mouth curled up.

The uproar gradually weakened, the melody played, and Xiao Yuheng's soft singing sounded:

"Because I dreamed of you leaving, I woke up from crying, watching the night wind blowing through the windowsill, can you feel my love..."

What, isn't it good singing?Wang Xiaotian's heart moved slightly, thinking that they would run out anyway, so let's sing, so he turned on the mic while hesitating, and sang along with Xiao Yuheng with a trembling voice:

"Wait until the day you grow old

are you still by my side

look at those oath lies

Slowly drifting away with the past..."

Under the dark tree, there was a faint singing sound, and then the classmate who lived on the first floor said, buddy, stop singing, it's ugly.