The upper bunk vomits blood every day

photo?Is it still not exposed to the photo?

But he can't ignore him, as long as the two continue to chat, this problem must be resolved.Wang Xiaotian was a little annoyed and didn't know what to do for a while, so he thought for a while and went to the forum to find his think tank.

[Floor 423] I'm your father: Did your son ask me for a photo?I haven't replied yet, what should I do?

[Floor 424] So impatient 888: I knew that sooner or later I would ask for photos.

[Floor 435] greatsun: Now that things are going on, there is really only one way, to be a master of women's clothing, this father.

[Floor 436] Brother took away the school belle: Sure enough, this is the only way to go, let's go!dad!Break through that layer of taboo!

[Floor 437] Start to rush to the third gt: Go out and turn left to "Pseudo-mother", the host will leave.

[Floor 438] All the money was spent on meat: I think so, I can wish the host and his son happiness in advance.

[Floor 439] Lively Xiangxiang: I wish the landlord and his son happiness.

[Floor 440] Come up for a stroll in the middle of the night: I wish the landlord and his son happiness.

[Floor 441] Blue kitten: I wish the landlord and his son happiness.

……

Why did you suddenly click Wish him and Xiao Yuheng happiness? ? ?Wang Xiaotian was about to vomit blood, very inexplicable, and immediately left the forum depressed.

Sitting on the bed and continuing to think hard for a while, Wang Xiaocai bit the bullet and replied to Xiao Yuheng.

Han Xuetian: Master's father is lustful~ He actually wants someone's photo o(*////▽////*)q

Han Xuetian: It’s too fast~ I’m not ready yet~

It was a polite refusal.Wang Xiaotian put down his mobile phone with a sullen face, and then picked up a 2B pencil to continue studying, but he couldn't concentrate anymore. He glanced at the mobile phone from time to time, and waited anxiously for Xiao Yuheng's reply.

Why are you asking for photos all of a sudden?Sure enough, Brother Chen leaked him, right?Wang Xiaotian became a little suspicious, so he went back to read the chat messages between the two, and felt that his tone did not sound suspicious.

A message prompt popped up on the bottom of the phone, and Wang Xiaotian quickly pulled it down:

A fool with a lot of money Son: Can you show me?One is enough, right?

The tone is sincere, and it seems that he really wants to see his photos.

I let you see the whole body of Lao Tzu, including the pictures of the wool.Wang Xiaotian complained impatiently, then frowned and thought for a while, and replied: I don’t look good when I grow up~

Son: I'm ugly too, don't be afraid.

Han Xuetian: Counseling into a ball.jpg

A fool with a lot of money and a son: send a little flower.jpg

Then a red envelope was sent over, with the words "wife is the best" written on it.

Wang Xiaotian didn't get it. In fact, he really wanted to get it, but the backbone of a literati made him suppress his desire for money. He is an excellent account hacker with culture and quality.

How to do it?Wang Xiaotian fell into anxiety again, he was a little worried that his refusal would make Xiao Yuheng's hard-fought affection for him disappear, so he planned to find a photo of a beautiful woman online and send it to him, but after thinking about it, he stopped this idea , after all, the Internet is so developed now, if the other party takes the photos to read the pictures, wouldn't it be even worse?

After thinking about it, Wang Xiaotian had no choice but to turn on the camera on his phone in order to keep Xiao Yuheng's affection for him, and then took a picture of himself...

a finger.

Although it is a bit perfunctory, it can be regarded as my own photo anyway.

Han Xuetian: Picture.jpg

Han Xuetian: Master~ This is the most beautiful part of her whole body~ Don't be disgusted~ Meme~

Uh... Xiao Yuheng, who was sitting in the car, was speechless for a while staring at the finger picture sent by the other party, and then laughed lowly.

Ouch, why are you so cute?He even sent a finger over.Xiao Yuheng was also convinced. In fact, he saw her embarrassment and planned to give up. He didn't expect her to be silent for so long, so he took a step back.

Maybe it's really not very good-looking.Xiao Yuheng thought, good-looking people are generally more confident, and there will be a lot of selfies in the space, but her space is blank...

The previous suspicion reappeared in an instant, but it was quickly suppressed by Xiao Yuheng. Now that there are so many signs that the other party is really a girl, he still guesses randomly, so he is too suspicious.

And this finger doesn't look like a man either.

Xiao Yuheng clicked on the photo, and then zoomed in to take a closer look. It is fair, slender, soft, and the nails are short and clean. It can be seen that the photo has not been beautified, and the fine lines on the fingers are very clear. If you use Apart from beauty and the like, the overall tone will tend to be warmer, and it will not be so clear.

Just looking at this finger, it is very beautiful, like a lady's hand.Xiao Yuheng smiled slightly, and happily kept this finger picture.

After a long time, there will always be a picture of her.

At school, Wang Xiaotian waited anxiously for Xiao Yuheng's reply, but that person didn't send any more messages until the evening.

Sure enough, sending only one finger is too perfunctory, right?Wang Xiaotian was thinking about eating in the cafeteria, his brows were slightly frowned, and he was already thinking about whether to sacrifice himself for righteousness, wearing a wig and silk stockings.

Bah bah, no matter how good my skin is, I can't become a woman just by wearing a wig, and besides, if I look up and down with Xiao Yuheng every day, I will definitely be recognized.

In fact, Wang Xiaotian underestimated the three major sorcerers of East Asia. Makeup and photo editing, if you really toss it seriously, you can completely change your face, but it's a pity that he doesn't understand those.

So in desperation, I went to the forum to ask netizens for advice, and finally got a fairly reliable answer.

[Floor 501] Love after a long absence: I think it is necessary to give the photos, so that your son’s trust in you can be further strengthened, but the poster must not search the Internet, it will come out immediately after reading the pictures, so I suggest the poster to find A little girl that your son doesn’t know, take a photo of her and send it to your son, but the photo should not be too close. Now some picture recognition software is very powerful. As long as the little girl has a photo posted on the Internet, she can be identified. It’s the same person, so it’s best to take a full-body landscape photo that is far away, as this kind of person’s face cannot usually be recognized.Well, so much experience, I wish the landlord and his son an early reconciliation.

After reading this netizen's reply, Wang Xiaotian immediately thought of his little sister, but after hesitating for a long time, he still didn't take any action, so he decided to find out the truth first.

If the enemy doesn't move, I don't move, and I can't confuse myself.

Xiao Yuheng seemed to be busy, and he didn't go online for two days. Wang Xiaotian also gradually calmed down from his anxiety at the beginning, and then Xiao Yuheng popped up for a while on Thursday night, but he stopped chatting with Wang Xiaotian. down.

Wang Xiaotian still couldn't figure out whether he was suspicious from this chat.

On Saturday, Xiao Yuheng began to distribute red envelopes frantically in the class group. It turned out that his mother held a wedding banquet on this day, and 99.99 red envelopes were sent out in a row. The whole class ran out to grab them, and Wang Xiaotian also grabbed them. I grabbed it, and then received 9 yuan and 54 cents. I was very happy. When I chatted with Xiao Yuheng at night, calling him "Master and Father" was also a lot sweeter.

On Sunday, Xiao Yuheng came back. When Wang Xiaotian came back from the library, he was shocked when he saw him. The two stood on the balcony and the other stood at the door, looking at each other from a distance, and then Xiao Yuheng smiled.

"Why are you always surprised when you see me?"

"...No." Wang Xiaotian responded lightly, seeing that his reaction was normal, he was slightly relieved.

It seems that it should have been muddled.

So he walked to his desk with ease, took off his shoes and socks, and planned not to go to self-study at night, and played games with Xiao Yuheng in the dormitory.

Xiao Yuheng came in from the balcony and walked to Wang Xiaotian's side. His approach made Wang Xiaotian a little nervous, so he picked up a water cup to drink water to cover up, only to see Xiao Yuheng sitting down on his chair with pulleys, and then smiled at Duan Ce and The fat man said: "You two do me a favor, I plan to propose to Han Xuetian."

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaotian spit out the water from his mouth, Xiao Yuheng was so startled that he moved to the side to hide.

"Ahem." Wang Xiaotian realized that he had lost his composure, and quickly wiped his mouth with his sleeve, then frowned slightly, looked at Xiao Yuheng with a cold expression, and reminded him pretending to be ignorant: "You are still a college student. Wouldn't it be too early to get married?"

Perfectly feigned a misunderstanding, and by the way said "I don't even know who Han Xuetian is", his acting skills are perfect and his psychological quality is excellent.

Xiao Yuheng understood it, and explained with a smile: "I mean in the game."

"Game?" Wang Xiaotian slightly raised his eyebrows, indicating that he understood, "I thought you were stimulated by your mother, and you were dizzy and wanted to get married."

After speaking, he walked past Xiao Yuheng expressionlessly and climbed to the upper bunk.

Xiao Yuheng never doubted Wang Xiaotian from the beginning to the end, and then discussed with Fatty and Duan Ce in front of Wang Xiaotian.

"Aren't you already married?" Duan Ce asked strangely, not quite understanding what Xiao Yuheng's proposal meant.

"It's a knot, but I haven't gone to Yuelao to receive blessings yet." Xiao Yuheng said with a smile, and said his plan: "Anyway, the intimacy is still 0, so I want to break up the relationship with her first and scare her." One jump, and then you lead her to the sea of ​​worry-free flowers, I will call a group of friends to help make a heart shape, and when she appears, I will set off hundreds of fireworks and formally propose to her, she will definitely be moved."

Wang Xiaotian, who "will definitely be moved", sat cross-legged on the upper bunk and listened, and commented with disdain: it's too vulgar.

"Yes, it's quite romantic." The fat man responded, but there was a hint of doubt on his face: "It's that... class monitor, are you sure the other party is a girl?"

Xiao Yuheng took out his mobile phone and played Wang Xiaotian's changed voice:

"Master, father~uh~~~~~~"

Wang Xiaotian blushed, bursting with shame.

"So soft and cute." Duan Ce was immediately moved when he heard the voice: "Like a kitten."

"Hey, it's really good." The fat man dispelled his doubts after hearing this, and none of the three of them thought that the other party might be a boy with a voice changer.

There was a room full of straight steel men, even Wang Xiaotian knew about the existence of the pseudo-mother only after being told by netizens.

"She also sent me a photo." Xiao Yuheng said again, and opened the photo Wang Xiaotian sent to him to show the two of them: "This is her hand."

Like a young boy in love.

"Hahahahaha." The fat man laughed when he saw it, and he was overjoyed: "Okay, I can't see that you are so innocent, the monitor, and the other party took you down with just one finger."

Duan Ce also found it funny. He thought he would see a beautiful woman, but he didn't expect it to be just a finger, so he held back a smile and looked at it carefully, and gave Xiao Yuheng a little face: "Look at the finger, it's not bad. The picture is not edited. , the pure natural hands are so beautiful, people probably can't make a difference."

"I think so too." Xiao Yuheng didn't get angry when they laughed at him, instead he was generous and didn't hide his curiosity and affection for "Han Xuetian".

Xu Shi noticed that Xiao Yuheng was showing some sincerity, and the fat man couldn't help feeling a little worried, he hesitated for a moment, and for the sake of the other party, he said it out: "Squad leader, even if the other party is really a woman, have you thought about her purpose of approaching you? There are still many bad-minded people in this world."

After speaking, he suddenly noticed that Wang Xiaotian was staring at them three times, so he looked over with a cold face.

Wang Xiaotian looked at him without panic, and their eyes collided with fierce sparks in the air.

Since the two fell out, the relationship has been so rigid, and they don't like each other.

Seeing the two of them staring at each other, Xiao Yuheng ignored them, but calmly analyzed: "From the current point of view, she didn't approach me for money. I sent her a lot of red envelopes, but she didn't take any of them. You mean stealing my account?" , it’s not like, she is a newbie in online games, so I thought about it, and there is only one possibility why she stared at me and stalked me in the first place, and that is...she has a crush on me. "

Wang Xiaotian, who was staring at each other with the fat man, almost couldn't help laughing when he heard this, so he quickly took the textbook at the foot of the bed with a sullen face, and then lay down and pretended to read.

Seeing that Wang Xiaotian was lying down, the fat man rolled his eyes and looked away, while Xiao Yuheng continued: "If you guess from the perspective of secret love, some of the information she gave me is false, and it is very likely that we A student at the school, so it will not be difficult for her to know that I am playing "Seven Realms", and it will also explain why she stalks me."

Apart from this, Xiao Yuheng couldn't think of any other possibility. In fact, from a certain point of view, he guessed right. The other party was really a student of their school, but he didn't have a crush on him, but hated him.

Fatty was stunned when he heard this, he didn't expect Xiao Yuheng to have thought about this a long time ago, and he still thought about it so much, he immediately felt relieved: "Since you have thought about it, monitor, then I won't say more."

But Duan Ce showed an envious expression: "Actually, think about it, isn't it cute for a girl to secretly approach the person she has a crush on in this way?"

"Really? I don't know which girl it is." Xiao Yuheng smiled after finishing speaking: "Okay, go online and help me prepare a surprise marriage proposal."

Marriage proposal is a must, the other party pestered me for a month, what did I get?Just a set of fashion was not what she begged for, but he let her go, ignored her, and even forced her to die a thousand times, so Xiao Yuheng felt that it was time to treat her well.

I hope my guess is correct, the other party is a cute child who has a crush on him.Xiao Yuheng turned on the computer happily.

The three of them began preparing for a surprise marriage proposal in full swing, while Wang Xiaotian, the "cute child who has a crush on Xiao Yuheng" was holding a book to cover his face, suppressing his emotions.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

This battle!About to win!

Wang Xiaotian was so happy that he wanted to jump up, he had already foreseen the scene where Xiao Yuheng obediently handed over the account to him, and then he would be able to make him kneel down and apologize!

Bearing the burden of humiliation for a month, abandoning the dignity of a man and calling "kiss" and "may da" to another man, all kinds of fears and fears during this period, and even almost stepping into the path of a fake mother, finally got everything today.

Xiao Yuheng, Xiao Yuheng, no matter how powerful you are, you will still be defeated by me?Wang Xiaotian sneered and sat up, and turned on the computer.

Is it a proposal?Hehe, it's time to show his real acting skills!

The author has something to say: Wang Xiaotian: I brought my bastard son here to greet everyone!

Xiao Yuheng: I brought my retarded wife to celebrate the New Year!

Mr. Hamster: I bring a zero-chapter draft to wish everyone a happy New Year!

Readers: The last one, please be conscious.