Crazy attack log

Sunny September 7

According to the "one hundred things couples must do", he and I have done 42 things without knowing it!

If I work harder and finish the rest, I will be with him forever!

Although Dian Yu's mother taught him to report where he would go if he didn't return at night, Dian Yu still went to Bian Mu's place the next day.

In fact, Dianyu is also very comfortable at home, and can roll around with his beloved pillow, but Dian's mother will knock on the door from time to time and come in to deliver fruits.

It's not that it's bad, but at that time he was always playing games intensely, and when he was suddenly surprised, he often misplaced moves, leading to gameovers.

Besides, although the fruit is delicious, Dian Yu believes that his mother’s ultimate goal is to see what he is doing at home. After seeing her son playing games, although she did not verbally blame him, she came in to visit the class a lot Dian's mother often looked at him with a reproachful look, as if he was doing something unforgivable...

In this way, Dian Yu still likes to stay with Bian Mu very much. Although the other party is very good at playing games, as long as he is super god and takes him with him, it will be fine, and he can also reap a lot of admiration (favor) ) worship (drowning) eyes.

However, Bian Mu seems to be a bit different today.

Originally, the two of them were nestling together, sitting in a row, playing in the queue. The allusion was to ask Bian Mu to go up the road, and Bian Mu would go up the road obediently. If he was told to retreat, he would retreat obediently. The meat shield I got was so cute.

At this time, fortunately, the obedient Bian Mu was following all the way to the crystal, and successfully destroyed the crystal before the enemy came back to help. After the "victory" page flashed, Bian Mu suddenly said: " I won't fight anymore, I'll watch you fight."

Dian Yu didn't think anything was wrong at the moment, and his partner often focused on holding his face and shouting "It's so good, so good" after playing a few rounds, like a little fan, so he said yes. He started another round on his own.

Dian Yu accidentally hung up when he was playing almost halfway, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he had been nestled in Bian Mu's arms for a long time. Feed him: "Ah——"

The allusion was unclear, so he blinked, and took a piece of orange from Bian Mu's hand with a mouthful of inertia, and said inarticulately while chewing: "What are you doing?"

Bian Mu smiled shyly at him, and fed him another slice of orange: "Hey, you are so busy playing games."

After finishing speaking, he caught a glimpse of Dian Yu's cell phone: "You're alive! You're alive! Hurry up!"

Dian Yu looked down, and immediately plunged into the fierce battle again.

I don’t know if it’s because today’s hand feeling is excellent, allusion wins again and again, in order not to be extremely happy, he also switched to play a few rounds of entertainment games to practice heroes, if he can win, he can lose a few rounds to get rid of bad luck. After stretching, he realized that he had changed from nestling in Bian Mu's arms to resting his lap on his thigh.

Allusion: "..."

Thinking back several months ago, he naively had the idea of ​​"playing games with his head resting on the young lady's thigh, and the young lady rewarded him with a sweet kiss after victory", but now, he has realized his dream in disguise, It's just that the younger sister was replaced by a younger brother, and the sweet kiss turned into a sweet fruit.

If Bian Mu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely give a passionate long kiss first, then kiss after kiss, kiss after kiss again, endlessly.

Dian Yu got up, lightly pressed Bian Mu's thigh and said, "How long have I been sleeping? Are your legs numb?"

Bian Mu shook his head, but just stretched his hand down to block something.

"..." Dian Yu twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, made a serious face, and patted the back of his hand, "Endure it."

Bian Mu: "..." I was rejected just like that... It's not good to be too big or too much, it seems too obvious, so shy.

Dian Yu looked down, at this time at ten past twelve, his phone only had [-]% battery left: "Where's the charger?"

Bian Mu mentioned a place, and Dian Yu found out the charging plug and charged it up. After he had nothing to do for a while, he suddenly remembered something: "By the way, what are you having for lunch today?"

Bian Mu looked at him expectantly: "I bought vegetables this morning."

Dian Yu didn't realize it for a while, and was still wondering: What's the morning dish for lunch?Not ordering a takeaway?

It wasn't until he pulled Bian Mu into the kitchen that he realized that the dishes were really green vegetables kept in the refrigerator, and there was nothing else.

Allusion: "..."

"You know how to cook?" Dian Yu turned his head to look at Bian Mu, but then he thought, would a guy who only buys green vegetables know how to cook, "...Forget it, you definitely can't."

"Let's call a foreigner..." Dian Yu was halfway through speaking, but seeing Bian Mu's disappointed eyes, he couldn't continue. He pursed his lips, "Is there a supermarket outside? Let's go buy some vegetables... Don't do that Look at me, I just want to show my skills and give you benefits for the sake of your consideration today."

But in fact, Dianyu's cooking skills... can only scramble an egg, but his thinking is actually very naive - look at the recipes on the Internet, it should be easy, right?

Dian Yu tidied up her things a little, then said hello to the little loli who was always watching dramas in the living room, and pulled Bian Mu to go out to the supermarket.

Bian Mu, who was being dragged out of the house, was so beautiful at the moment: I finished playing games with my lover, I finished feeding my lover fruit, and now I have to finish going to the supermarket together ahead of time, and the rest will be in the kitchen later. It's time to cook.

Very well, the plan was completed perfectly.

And he was still counting with his fingers in his heart: After adding this up, after they finished cooking sweetly together, among the 54 things that couples must do, there are still [-] things that have not been done!

Very good, be sure to finish them one by one!

If Dian Yu knew what was going on in his heart, he would have been silent for a while, and then gave him a shudder without saying a word—there are still 54 things that he hasn't done, you think this is a game mission level!

The supermarket is not far from Bian Mu's house, about 5 minutes away, and the scale is quite large. As soon as Dian Yu entered the door, he pushed a shopping cart and went in for a stroll, followed by Bian Mu's little follower. Bian Mu would take whatever Dian Yu took. One serving, twice the amount piled up, and the shopping cart was half full in no time.

Dian Yu looked at the things in the car, then at Bian Mu behind him, and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing?"

"You eat one and I will eat one, and I will take one if you use it. It's just right," Bian Mu said happily, shaking two fingers proudly as he spoke, "It's always been For couples, as a couple, it's perfect!"

Allusion: "..." The "Yeah" of these two fingers is compared... To be honest, it's a little bit different, but Bian Mu's words and actions, he is too embarrassed to object to his high emotions.

Dian Yu casually patted Bian Mu's face to cool down his emotions: "We've finished shopping for snacks and the like, let's go grocery shopping, or there will be no place to put them later."

But when he arrived at the fresh food area, Dian Yu looked left and right looking very professional. In fact, he had no experience and didn’t know what to buy, so he just picked which one looked good, and turned his head to warn Bian Mu behind him while picking: "Don't buy too much food! If you can't finish it, you have to throw it away! Waste!"

...Actually, these words are a metaphor for the words that the other sister often whispers to him when he often goes shopping with his sister in the supermarket.But today is different, now, he has finally mastered this sentence, learned it and applied it flexibly, and even warned Bian Mu specially, Dianyu feels very refreshed!

Bian Mu nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice behind him, thinking that there is still so much knowledge in grocery shopping, if you want to choose good-looking ones, you can’t buy too much, so cooking must be more tiring, right?He must help his sweetheart well, and strive to learn how to cook as soon as possible, so as to share a little burden with Xiao Yu!

Hehe Speaking of it, cooking a meal for your lover is one of the [-] things that couples must do. Bian Mu feels that he is so good that after completing so many of these [-] things, he will definitely grow old with Xiaoyu I'm getting old!Just think about all kinds of happiness!It's so beautiful!

Dian Yu looked at Bian Mu with a puzzled face and smirked, while pulling him and pushing the shopping cart to the counter to check out.

It was probably at noon when the sun was shining, and there were fewer people shopping in the supermarket than expected, and there were not many people queuing up. It is a metaphor for waiting for the people in front of you to check out, and then saw Bianmu behind him staring at something in front of the counter. With a curious expression on his face, Dian Yu followed his gaze and looked at him—shocked!The legendary set-set!

Dian Yu immediately became alert: "What do you want to do?!"

Bian Mu tilted his head, and said with interest: "That thing looks delicious..."

delicious?Dian Yu couldn't believe his ears, this thing looks delicious?Could it be that he thinks he is delicious? ?

Bian Mu couldn't help itching in his heart and stretched out his sinful hand. Before Dian Yu could stop him, he watched helplessly as he took down the xylitol next to the cover on the counter...

Allusion: "..." Huh, it was a false alarm, but why does he still feel lost? ?Human emotions are really complicated...

Bian Mu carefully looked at the label on the bottle: "This thing can't be swallowed?"

Dian Yu nodded: "This is to taste its taste, and of course the more important thing is to freshen your breath."

After hearing this, Bian Mu put the xylitol back in its place disappointedly: "How can you know if something you can't swallow is good or not..."

Allusion: "..."

He just wanted to complain, "Do you rely on your stomach to distinguish the taste?", when Bian Mu's eyes were suddenly attracted to xylitol, he picked up a piece curiously: "What is this?"

Allusion: "..."

He gritted his teeth and snatched it away, and quickly threw it back to the original place: "I don't need it!"

Bian Mu was dumbfounded by Dian Yu's sudden outburst, but he was very knowledgeable about current affairs and turned into a quiet, obedient little daughter-in-law, following behind him to pay the bill.

But... If Bian Mu knew the use of that thing in advance, and then heard his sweetheart answer in this way, he would probably go through a strange brain circuit, and then he would smile happily from ear to ear.

Hehehe, it means that Xiaoyu is going to have a child with him!I am so happy that I hold my face!

The author has something to say:

Thank you Xiaolouzi for feeding the nutrient solution~