Crazy attack log

cloudy on October 7

Today he went back to his mother's house, I'm so bored.

There is no way to follow him, and I want to sleep when I am bored.

It turned out to be a nightmare... Am I a very boring person?

Why do you have such a strange dream?Is there any psychological hint?

No, it can't be like this, I can't be boring, what if he abandons me like this?

I'm going to be funny, or at least make him think I'm funny.

Dian Yu's expression was a bit complicated, and he asked slowly: "...you know?"

Bian Mu nodded seriously: "Yes, I see."

Dian Yu opened his mouth, wanting to say something else: "Then you..."

"Don't worry, if that day comes, I will always stay by your side and accompany you," Bian Mu interrupted him, holding his hand tightly, "It's just an operation, and it won't feel very painful ,everything will get better!"

Allusion: "..." I always feel that something is wrong...

Although according to Bian Mu's words that day, the other party seemed to know that he had a cub, but these days Dian Yu has been avoiding this matter.

As long as Bian Mu raises topics related to the hospital and reexamination, and wants to know something about the situation by insinuating, he will pretend to be nonchalant and mention it lightly.

Because Dian Yu didn't think about how to tell this matter frankly.

For a prospective freshman, it took a lot of courage to prepare to keep this cub, but to talk with the other father of the cub and other prospective parents about the fact that the child is long and the child is short. Still can't do it.

But Bian Muyu avoids talking about the situation in the hospital, although he has doubts in his heart, he still blames everything on the fact that his sweetheart doesn't want him to worry too much, and he wants to handle this matter quietly by himself.

Speaking from another brain circuit, this also shows from the side that the tumor on Dianyu's body may not be a serious illness, and it will be cured soon... But Bianmu can only comfort himself in this way, as long as Dianyu's illness can be cured. Get well soon, other things are not important, and he will definitely stay by Dian Yu's side, and then supervise his sweetheart's operation in mid-August on time!

The sick allusion is really a pity (?), Bian Mu now wants to become a leg pendant and cling to him all day long!

But unfortunately, today, Dianyu left him alone at home on the grounds that "it will arouse the suspicion of his family if he hasn't been home for too long"... Oh, there is another one in the house that is lingering and sitting in the living room Mu Xuehan of chasing palace fighting drama.

And Dianyu didn't let him wait outside the community, saying that he would be seen by acquaintances, and Bian Mu was crying in the toilet. He had done it countless times, but he was never found out... In the end, he was still justified by his sweetheart Bian Mu refused, and Bian Mu had nothing to do, so he could only hide in the room, sleeping with his head under the quilt depressed.

But what was even more depressing was that Bian Mu had a dream in a daze while sleeping, and he forgot what happened in the dream, except for a moment when Dian Yu looked at him and said disappointedly: "You really are A boring man!"

Bian Mu woke up with a jerk in fright, sat on the bed for a while, got up and turned on the computer, and solemnly typed a few words on the search bar: How to become an interesting person.

When the webpage was scrolled down, Bian Mu looked at it seriously, and then looked at it, not knowing how to click it. His gaze was fixed, and he clicked on a related label - 100 things that couples must do thing.

On the other side, when Dian Yu had just finished his lunch and was lying in his room thinking about how Bian Mu was doing at home and how to sneak out without looking abrupt, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Dian Yu got up and opened the door to see that it was Dian's father.The other party cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "Come out quickly! We are going to hold a family meeting!"

Allusion: "???"

In the living room, besides Dian's mother, even Yaya, who was supposed to be at work, was there. The four of Dian's family each chose their seats and formed a faint square, ready to start a four-way meeting.

Dian's mother looked around and saw that no one was talking, so she spoke first: "Today, we have to solve some relatively small and personal problems."

Seeing Dian Yuya nodding, Dian's mother's eyes suddenly became sharp: "Xiaoya, I hope you will find a partner before the Spring Festival! The boss is not young, why don't you get married and fall in love!"

Here it is again, this crap, Yaya thought to herself, smiled very reluctantly: "...Mom, this kind of thing should be done according to fate."

"Fate?" Dian's mother also smiled, "I don't force you, you have to follow the fate and never get married, right?"

Elegant: "...Mom, don't say that."

"Why don't you say that? More than half a year is enough for you to go with your fate?" Dian's mother added, "Your father and I will continue to travel abroad after Xiao Yu enters school, and come back before the Spring Festival. During this period, I don't care about you. Whether it’s grabbing, buying or borrowing, you must bring one back!”

Elegant: "..." Troubled, troubled!

Dian Yu saw this posture, before he had time to rejoice in misfortune, he secretly thought that something was wrong, afraid of what might happen, then saw Dian's mother turned her head to face him, and said with a gentle face: "You haven't returned home for so long at night, Xiao Yu, you When will you bring your partner back to meet?"

Paraphrase: "..." If you were told that your daughter-in-law is a man, not yet a human being, and that you have all non-human grandchildren, it would be crazy, right?

Dian Yu bit the bullet and lied: "It's nothing, Mom, don't think about it."

When Dian's mother heard this, her complexion changed immediately: "Don't think about it? Okay, tell me, what are you doing these days? Playing games all night? Wasting youth? Going out to have sex?"

Allusion: "...Mom, what you said is getting more and more outrageous, am I that kind of person!"

"Even if it's the summer vacation of the third year of high school, it can't be wasted," Dian's mother said solemnly, "Plan yourself well, what to do, fall in love without falling in love, and do whatever you want, after all, everyone has only one!"

Dian Yu paused, nodded in agreement.

In fact, these days, he has been thinking about how to spend this summer vacation.

I went for a slow swim at the beach, and the three-month vacation has become two months. However, these days, I have produced a lot of paintings. The little angels on the blog who are waiting to be fed are very satisfied. Is it sweet to send every day? Wow, I'm too embarrassed to make allusions, and I only reply with a cool expression every time.

Dianyu is a little hesitant about how to spend the rest of the holiday, and currently has three options:

One is to continue to travel, and if he goes to play again, he will probably go abroad; the other is to go to work to increase social experience and earn some pocket money. If he is lucky, he can also co-operate with the new year's money to scrape together a sum of money to invest in SLR without hesitation; The third is to learn to drive. It will be much more convenient after the driver's license test. Maybe his parents and sisters will suddenly find out that Dian Yu is very good at university and has become a car owner...

If you insist on pulling out four, in fact, cycling is also a great choice for domestic travel.

But after thinking so much, I have to think about it in detail. It seems that I can’t choose any of them. Because of the cub in the belly, I am afraid of miscarriage when I go abroad, I am afraid of miscarriage if I go to work, I am afraid of miscarriage when I go to learn to drive, and I am afraid of miscarriage when I go to school. Afraid of miscarriage while riding...

Just kidding, he drank alcohol and ate seafood before, but after checking, nothing happened. How could such a simple thing above affect the development of the cub.

But these thoughts flashed quickly in Dianyu's mind, and he turned his attention back to the matter in front of him, thinking that there was a loophole in what his mother just said, and he could do whatever he wanted, if he could play games About-cannon go?

Dian's mother seemed to see what Dian Yu was thinking: "Don't do anything illegal! Otherwise, don't say you are my son!"

Allusion: "..." Oh.

Immediately afterwards, Dian's mother discussed various things again, and especially told Dian Yu that it was okay to stay away at night, but he had to report where he was going.

Dian Yu thought to himself: It's back again, the feeling of being dominated by parents.

When Dian's mother became serious, she was even more powerful than Dian's father, shocking the Dian family's siblings so much that they didn't dare to show their anger.

But after Dian's mother beat him up like this, he really didn't plan to go to Bian Mu's today... and he stayed in his room obediently, hugging his sailor suit girl's pillow, and started chasing after him.

Dian's mother is sometimes really talkative, and sometimes she is fake. She may be uncomfortable behind her back, and if he asks to go out at night, his mother may feel sullen.

Besides, being with Bian Mu all the time is also a bit of a disadvantage, it's too boring, like hugging and conjoined twins all day long, Dian Yu never had a chance to carefully read the precautions that Dr. Luo wrote to him.

He only remembered that he was a little nervous when he heard about the Demon Hunt Association, so he casually folded it and stuffed it into his pocket.

Originally, Dian Yu wanted to take it out to read it when he was taking a shower that night, but it turned out that he couldn't die. Bian Mu insisted on squeezing in to wash it together, so he gave up this idea and stuffed the piece of paper into himself before doing the laundry. in the backpack.

With a thought in his mind, Dian Yu got up, picked up his backpack and rummaged through it. When he found it, he unfolded it, and the first item on it made him look weird——

[-]. Do not bleed during pregnancy, more than [-] ml may cause miscarriage.

Dian Yu rubbed his face to adjust his mood, and continued to read.

[-]. Try not to touch furry animals or animals with scales. Being together for more than one hour a day may cause abnormalities in the birth of the fetus, but it will return to its original state after one month.

[-]. Within one month after the fetus is born, a kind of purple sap is needed to soak the fetus to improve its body functions. Where is the sap?

[-]. It is said that the fetus will be very deformed when it is just born, and it will gradually improve and grow slowly after one month of birth, but don't take this worry to heart in advance, the fetus will feel your likes and dislikes towards him, negative emotions It will affect his development, please love him well.

[-]. If you don't understand anything else, ask your old Gong.

Allusion: "..."

These regulations written are so weird that he can't believe that they are true... No matter what, he would rather believe what they have or not.

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Thanks Zhang Dapao for the nutrient solution~