Crazy attack log

Want to do something happy with you

Sunny September 3

I want to take him to a place today and want to surprise him.

I have been looking for this place for a long time. It is said that it is very suitable for young couples to date. I am looking forward to his happy expression when the time comes.

I always feel like I haven't dated well, and I want to do something romantic, too.

In fact, Bian Mu didn't do anything excessive to Dian Yu last night, and called his sweetheart early the next morning.

"Hmm... what's the matter?" Dian Yu rubbed his eyes sleepily, and dazedly picked up the watch on the bedside to take a look, "It's only 55:[-]."

"I'll take you to play today," Bian Mu got off the bed and put on his clothes quickly, "Your sister has gone out, get up and change, how about I change it for you?"

Dian Yulai stayed on the bed and muttered, "Change clothes... okay."

So Bian Mu took off the quilt boldly, took off his sweetheart's pajamas and changed into casual clothes, eating a lot of tofu during the period.

Dianyu was tossed and turned like this, and he had to get up even if he wanted to sleep. He opened the door, everything was quiet, Yaya went to work overtime on weekends again.

Dian Yu went to the kitchen to take out breakfast, and asked Bian Mu to share it with each other, but both of them were half full.

"Let's go out later and buy something to eat." Bian Mu said.

Dian Yu waved his hands, as if he didn't care if he didn't eat: "Forget it, wait for lunch, it's not too long anyway."

Bian Mu's attitude is very firm: "But later I have to take you to a strenuous exercise, you can't do it if you don't eat enough."

Strenuous exercise?Dian Yu was dubious, so he sent a text message, telling Yaya that he was going out to play today, then packed his things and went out with Bian Mu.

When Bian Mu drove him further and further away, Dian Yu became a little uneasy.

Couldn't it be that he accidentally learned too much yesterday and wanted to kill him to silence him?Take them to the deep mountains and old forests as human rations...or lock them up in a small wooden house deep in the woods, and have sex all day and all night until they give birth to a child...

Speaking of strenuous exercise, the latter is more likely...

Dian Yu couldn't bear the panic in his heart, but he still maintained his intimate behavior, stuffing the last bite of breakfast he bought into Bian Mu's mouth, pretending to be very curious: "Why haven't we arrived yet? Where are we going?" Where are you playing?"

Bian Mu smiled mysteriously: "You will know later."

Wait a minute, wait a minute!Dian Yu quietly tried the test car door, and it was locked from the inside!Oh my god, if he really sees the cabin later, he must snatch the steering wheel and smash it into a tree!

Rather than being locked up for prison play, it's better to bump into trees and hurt each other. Anyway, the worst thing is to die and everyone dies together!

Bian Mu was driving the car just as he was about to pass through a dense forest, Dian Yu's whole nerves tensed up, he arched his body, and put his hands on his knees.

Watching the mottled sunlight flash across the front windshield of the car like a phantom, Dianyu counted silently in his heart, rehearsed the action scene in his mind, and nervously prepared for a life-and-death struggle.

After more than ten minutes, the car finally got out of the woods. Dian Yu stared at the unknown building in front of him, and was about to fight to the death. Suddenly, he saw the big characters on the building: Welcome to Xanadu Leisure Farm.

Dian Yu was taken aback, this feeling is a farmhouse joy!

Almost caused a car crash due to overthinking... No, vigilance is a must.

Dian Yu had lingering fears, his mind was in a mess, until Bian Mu drove the car into the parking space and pulled him out of the car with excitement, Dian Yu still didn't recover.

Bian Mu asked worriedly: "Xiao Yu, what's wrong with you? Are you a little dizzy in the car?"

"No, no," Dian Yu waved his hand, feeling a little guilty for making wild guesses in his heart and almost wronging the other party, "So you want to bring me to the farmhouse, why don't you tell me earlier, I can also bring a drawing board to draw."

Bian Mu patted his head: "I mainly want to give you a surprise. We are here to play. If you want to draw, I will find you some drawing tools later?"

Dian Yu shook his head, he was just talking casually, he almost took the surprise as a shock just now, let him take it easy.

"I heard that the farmhouse is the best here, so I want to take you to play." Bian Mu pulled him to find the staff to confirm the reservation, "After all, your third year of high school is so heavy, you can relax on weekends, and combining work and rest is good for your health."

Dian Yu nodded and stopped talking, but silently grasped Bian Mu's hand—when brought to this unfamiliar place, it's better to stay close to the acquaintances.

The farmhouse here needs to be booked in advance. There are three modes of half-day, one-day and multi-day for tourists to choose from, and the corresponding farmer families are randomly assigned to participate in the interaction according to the number of people.

Vegetable gardens, gardens, orchards, fish ponds, breeding gardens, etc. within the scope of the farmhouse, can come in and out at will, and the ingredients must be picked and caught by themselves. When leaving, you can pack uneaten dishes and picked ingredients, but the total amount It cannot exceed one kilogram.

In the depths of the farmhouse, there is a large gymnasium-like building, which contains many entertainment facilities and some fitness equipment. There are also hot spring houses and sauna rooms on the first floor for tourists to play.

Holding the map, Bian Mu first took allusions to the farmer's house they were assigned to. There was only one old woman lying on a rocking chair and taking a nap in the yard. When she saw them coming, she called into the house. The six-year-old boy came out from inside: "Grandma, is someone here?"

Seeing Bian Mu Dianyu standing in the yard, the young boy hurriedly greeted him: "There are chairs over there, you sit first, and I'll pour you two cups of tea."

"No need for that," Dian Yu was still a little unfamiliar with unfamiliar people, he looked at his watch, "It's early ten o'clock, and he and I will go find some ingredients first... Do you have any recommended routes?"

The young boy enthusiastically pointed out the direction for them: "If you are looking for ingredients, I suggest that you go to the fish pond to catch fish first. If you catch a lot, there are fish baskets for supply; or go to the breeding garden to catch some chickens, ducks and pigs. Uncles and aunts will help you slaughter and remove the hair."

"Wait until about half of your physical strength is exhausted before going to the vegetable garden to pick and order vegetables. When you come back, you can take a look at the garden next to the vegetable garden. After the ingredients are brought back, my grandma will help you cook. Then you can walk around."

"There is a beautiful reed near my house. There is a pavilion over there. There is a very powerful painter inside. He will be there at noon. As long as you pay a little money, he will paint beautiful portraits for you. .”

After listening to the allusions, the first thing that interests me is the painter. He often paints others, and occasionally paints some self-portraits, but he has never been painted by others. I just don’t know if that painter is really good at painting.

But since the optimal route was recommended, Dian Yu took Bian Mu to the fish pond first.

There are people fishing by the fish pond in twos and threes, but there is a small bucket next to each of them, and it seems that they are going to do a lot of work; there is a small stream next to it, and there are a little more people folding their trousers to catch fish, but the people here All the fish have been bred, and there are very few who can catch fish, and more guys come to play in the creek.

At the end of March in the mountains, the water temperature will naturally be lower, but it still doesn't stop people's enthusiasm for playing.

Dian Yu took off his shoes and socks excitedly when he saw Xiaoxi, and stepped into the water with his bare feet. He felt very refreshed immediately, and quickly called Bian Mu to come down to play together.

Bian Mu went to buy a small bucket, with a look of gearing up, as if he was going to show off to Dian Yu.

Bian Mu took off his shoes and socks and stood in the middle of the water, half-squatting and observing for a long time, so long that he patted his butt twice boringly, but he was indifferent, but it was too late, Bian Mu shot suddenly, Like using his hand as a harpoon, he grabbed a fish with a few chugs in the water.

On the other hand, he splashed all over the water but didn't catch a single fish, or he was too busy playing with the water and had forgotten to catch fish. When he saw Bian Mu, who was as quiet as a chicken, suddenly became violently epileptic, he was caught instead. Startled: "Do you want to work so hard!"

"This is a bit difficult," Bian Mu smiled embarrassedly at Dianyu. He waded to the side of the stream, scooped up some water with a small bucket, and then threw the fish into the bucket. "I'll catch a few more fish." Bar, just wait for me."

"..." This aroused Dianyu's competitive spirit, he didn't want to eat for free, "I'll catch a fish for you too!"

He imitated Bian Mu and squatted and observed for a long time. When Bian Mu caught another three or five fish and landed on the shore, Dian Yu made a move. With a few chugs, the water splashed everywhere, and all the fish around him ran away. .

Dian Yu showed an indignant expression, he seemed quite unwilling to give up, and Chu Tutu was catching again and again. People's luck is really quite unpredictable, not to mention, he really caught a fish.

Dian Yu was excited to catch the fish and show off to Bian Mu, and found that the other party had caught three more fish. The good mood became indescribable under the strong contrast: "...how are you so efficient?!"

Bian Mu smiled modestly: "Practice makes perfect."

Allusion: "..." It makes sense.

Before they left, they kept four fish in their small barrels, and let the rest go. According to the allusion, since they can't finish eating, they should leave it for others as rations.

When they arrived at the breeding garden, they found that there was also a catch service here, probably because some girls were too afraid to catch them. Dian Yu felt that this was his chance to show off, so he volunteered: "You just wait here, let me bring it on."

Bian Mu leaned on the railing and looked at it, and felt that there was no danger or difficulty, so he said, "Okay, let's split up, and I'll get a pig."

"No, no need, we can't eat that much," Dian Yu explained to Bian Mu, "I saw that there seemed to be pork sold by the catty in the pigsty, and I'll just go get a few pieces when the time comes, and see how I behave now !"

After speaking, he opened the gate with confidence and walked in.