Crazy attack log

cloudy on October 3

Why doesn't he believe it?

Before I said it, I was always worried that he would be afraid that I would stay away from me because of this, but I didn't expect that he would not believe it at all.

And he even said that what I said was fake, my heart was broken after hearing that.

How could it be fake?Really couldn't be more true!

But he didn't believe it... He also said that he didn't want to know.

It was almost ten o'clock in the evening when Dian Yu got home.At this time, Yaya was sitting on the sofa in a nightgown to deal with business, and greeted him when she saw him: "I'm back."

The allusion is a little strange: "Sister, don't you go to the study?"

"I have something to ask you." Yaya closed the notebook, patted the seat beside her, "sit here."

Without knowing the allusion, he sat down beside her: "Sister, what's wrong?"

Ya Ya didn't speak, she sat sideways and looked at Dian Yu's expression for a while, then looked into her younger brother's eyes seriously: "Have you recently..."

When Dian Yu heard the beginning, the hairs all over his body stood on end. He didn't dare to move his eyes, lest arouse his sister's suspicion. In a flash, the instinct to cover up the truth came out. He tilted his head and made a gesture. A look of doubt.

Dian Yu's palms were sweating, he placed both hands by his side, and pressed them on the sofa with the palms facing down, and then he heard the second half of Elegant's words: "... want to fall in love?"

"??" Dian Yu looked confused, "Sister, why did you say that suddenly?"

Yaya took out her phone, unlocked it, tapped a page in twos and twos, and then handed the phone to Dian Yu: "Here."

Take a look at the allusions.

WeChat circle of friends.

Metaphor: I heard that KFC has released a second cup with a new flavor at half price. Who will accompany me? #配图##配图##配图#

Dian Yu's crap in his heart is about to turn over, this is the circle of friends he posted the day before yesterday.

This thing was Li Xiangyang's idea, and he said it in such a logical way: "Put a courtship fog bomb to confuse the public, so that everyone will know that you are single and lonely, and it is impossible to suspect that you are in love."

In fact, most high school students use □□□, allusions are posted on WeChat, which means showing them to family members.

Then his sister came to Xingshi to question him.

Dian Yu suddenly realized that this is the case, no wonder his parents suddenly called back yesterday to talk about supporting love...

"Sister, it's literally what it is, don't think too much..." Dian Yu secretly scolded Li Xiangyang for killing him, but still put on an innocent face on the surface, "Why don't we go Buying a bucket of KFC together? I've been hungry recently!"

"It literally means..." Yaya only repeated this sentence lightly, and then began to bombard KFC, "Eat less junk food! Half price for the second cup is just a gimmick, it's not as good as our own fresh food." What about the squeezed juice! Speaking of which, I made a chicken soup today, come and try it.”

Speaking of elegant, he got up and went to the kitchen, Dian Yu looked at her figure and let out a long sigh of relief.

But it wasn't over.

When Dianyu was drinking the soup honestly, Yaya suddenly got straight to the point and started to say again: "Don't let me see you secretly dating, you want a second model in early April, right? Let me know that your grades have dropped Now, you can use the elderly machine to struggle until the college entrance examination is over."

When Dian Yu heard this, he almost choked on the chicken soup, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand: "Sister, do you want to be so ruthless! Parents are not so strict!"

And they also support me in love!

But I didn't dare to say these words, so as not to cause a telephone war...

"The sky is high and the emperor is far away, do you listen to them or to me?" Yaya bent over the table and looked at his younger brother without blinking, so the soft-mouthed allusion instantly faltered, and he could only listen to it. Yaya said calmly, "You will be fine if you don't fall in love before the college entrance examination."

The allusion of chicken soup suddenly stood up, and he felt a deep sense of despair. It was just a matter of having a strict wife and a strict mother, but how could there be such a strict sister like him?

The most important question is, he really doesn't dare to resist his sister...at least on the surface.

Dian Yu drank the chicken soup and went back to the room in fear. The moment he turned on the light, he was taken aback by Bian Mu standing by the window. Dian Yu looked back guiltily, and hurriedly closed the door: "What are you doing?" Come so early? My sister is still outside!"

Different from the flustered allusion, Bian Mu's fearless expression also has a hint of excitement: "Today is Friday."

Dian Yu was baffled: "Friday? What happened to Friday?"

"You don't have class tomorrow, we have plenty of time," Bian Mu said as he stepped forward to hug Dianyu, lowered his head and kissed the corner of his mouth, "I can hold you to sleep until the next day, and I can even lie Staying in bed until noon, just thinking about it makes my blood boil."

The allusions were instantly connected to the images in Bian Mu's head, he pushed Bian Mu away, and said what he had said several times with a deadpan face: "I just want to have a simple relationship, nothing else. Say thank you."

Bian Mu's expression turned resentful in an instant: "Xiao Yu...is it because I'm not good at technology that he rejected me...If you don't give me a chance to practice, we can't make progress together."

Dian Yu was very upset when he heard this: "Why can't it be me who suppresses you?"

Bian Mu's defense was very righteous: "Because I have two of those, hehehe."

Here we go again, such sophistry.

Dian Yu felt very unhappy, the excitement of being in love was diluted within a few days, and replaced by Bian Mu’s sense of oppression of asking him about daily details as if chasing him every day, and Dian Yu interacted too closely with other people, Bian Mu would be jealous, and poor Li Xiangyang had a particularly serious chance of being shot.

Bian Mu doesn't get upset very much when he is jealous, but he will use the tone of a victim just now, resentful, nagging in Dian Yu's ear, more annoying than Tang Seng, he will say: "Your object is here, why are you still here?" If you want to flirt with others... When you are with me, you rarely take the initiative, am I so unworthy of love? Do I make you not want to kiss?"

Bian Mu’s words made Dian Yu not even know where to complain. Sometimes such a nagging and sticky husband is really annoying. The most annoying thing is that you ignore him, and he crawls onto your bed at night and continues to bother you. : "Xiao Yu, did I do something wrong during the day? Why are you ignoring me again? I'm so sad...can I touch you?"

Then switch to the second trouble point of the allusion, Bian Mu always said: "May I touch you?", "May I kiss you?", "May I go further?", "I just Touch me and don't mess around."

This intention is obvious!

He said that he would not mess around but was honest about his body. Even though he was obstructed in every possible way, Bian Mu still persevered. As soon as he got on the bed, he kissed, hugged and touched him in various ways. Everyone knew what he wanted to do.

But Dianyu doesn't want to do this with Bian Mu, he just wants to fall in love; or Dianyu doesn't want to be passive, so it's fine for him to take the initiative.But the most important point here is to experience the feeling of being in love.

"What's so great about this?!" Dian Yu rolled his eyes in disdain, "If you have the ability, you can become a girl!"

"I can become a girl!" Bian Mu said excitedly, but obviously he didn't lose his mind, "But I won't do that, the current me is the most suitable existence for you."

Dian Yu was stunned by Bian Mu's words, and then he suddenly remembered a very important question that he had neglected for a long time: "How did you conjure up those two things before?"

Bian Mu made a handshake gesture in a serious manner: "That's it...?"

But the clever allusion doesn't distort his meaning: "You mean rub it out like plasticine?"

Bian Mu nodded sincerely.

Dian Yu expressed disbelief: "Then if you turn into a girl, you have to poke it with your own finger... and pinch two for yourself?"

Bian Mu continued to blushed and nodded.

"My God!" Dian Yu felt unbelievable, and took two steps forward to look at Bian Mu carefully, "You are not a mutant, are you? Like Mystique in X-Men?! You can transfer atoms and molecules in your body to change appearance?!"

"??" Bian Mu looked puzzled, and he explained nervously, "I just... pinch and pinch to change the body structure... sometimes the skin may peel off."

"What the hell is taking off your skin? Could it be someone taking off your skin..." Dian Yu suddenly felt creepy, Bian Mu called himself a monster before... "No, don't say it, I don't want to know."

The rationality of allusions interrupted his curiosity. He didn't want to know anymore. The more he knew, the sooner he would die. He even laughed dryly twice, deceiving himself and others:

"You're actually joking, right? How could there be mutants? Isn't this a Marvel fiction? Is it interesting to tease me like this?"

Bian Mu, who failed to confess successfully, was a little disappointed. He felt incomprehensible and even aggrieved: "It's true."

The typical smile gradually disappeared.

"You can touch my crotch to verify it," Bian Mu said seriously, even more truthfully, "If you can tell which one is fake and which one is disguised as a prop, I will lose, and I can give you a promise."

How did this man drive a car so he was caught off guard? Dian Yu Fu forehead, he turned back without hesitation: "The small one is fake, if it turns out, it should have an average weight, right? Then the small one must be a prop, otherwise It's you wilting."

Bian Mu felt extremely wronged: "I just made it small on purpose to match..."

Dian Yu ignored him, and continued on his own: "Oh, yes, the small one may be real, and the big one is actually a big fake for you to pretend to be yourself."

Hearing Dian Yu say that, Bian Mu was a little angry, and he felt very puzzled: "Xiao Yu just helped me masturbate a few days ago, why don't you believe it now?"

Speaking of this allusion, I was also angry: "I just did something in the dark that day, and then you came out...Who would deliberately remember that feeling?! It's still someone else's stuff!"

Being questioned about his ability made Bian Mu unhappy, he took Dian Yu's hand and put it on the bed with a sullen face: "How can you doubt your husband's so what?! Do you really have to slap you once before you are convinced?" !?"

Dian Yu was stunned by Bian Mu's sudden change in aura, and he was taken aback for a moment when he was forcefully dragged onto the bed, but he still said insincerely: "...you're on the bed again after you're doing it. Are these the only things in your head!"

"If you mess around with me, then I'm so disappointed in you!

"

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and lay on his back on the bed, as if he was at your mercy but I would die afterwards...

Seeing the decisive look of his sweetheart, Bian Mu, who was handsome for less than three seconds, froze in an instant: "I'm sorry Xiao Yu, I was wrong, don't be disappointed in me, don't ignore me..."

Dian Yu secretly opened one eye, then pulled Bian Mu down with a forceful hand, and kissed the corner of Bian Mu's mouth with a bang.

Bianmu: "???"

Seeing that Bian Mu hadn't reacted yet, Dian Yu patted his head with a smile: "I'm just kidding you."

The author has something to say:

Since the deformation of the doppelganger is to peel a skin and bleed a blood, it is horrible, so the transformation of the doppelganger here is changed to the form of a snake slough, so that the border shepherd can be a little angel with a civilized skin change~at least reduce a little pollution to the environment~