Come stop me! ! !

"Everywhere is bigger!" Xiaoyuan compared his height with one hand, and pointed to his body with the other: "Height and here are bigger than you!"

Yo~ speak wild words, boy!It doesn't matter if it's big, Ye Shenglin only treats it as a child's word, but he refuses to accept that the size of the bottom is bigger than him.

Is this retarded man comparing his height with my little brother?

"Well, tell me, how old are you?"

"Anyway, it's taller than you and older than you!" Just as taller than you, it's invalid if you don't explain it. Slightly slightly...

"You can't prove it, you can see for yourself, you are not so small at all!" Ye Shenglin stretched his hands to compare the length of the palm, only to feel that he was also stupid, and he could not compete with an idiot.

"That's... that's because... I don't know what happened, but I became so small."

"Then let's talk about it when you grow up. Anyway, you are just a short winter melon now!"

Speaking of which, Ye Shenglin pulled Xiao Yuan's hair...

"Ah! It hurts so much!" The little guy hugged his head and went away.

Said it was to avenge the scum just now, of course, Ye Shenglin would not tell it, he was going to use it for laboratory tests.

……

After discovering Xiao Yuan's special ability, Ye Shenglin is eager to try this function, so-called experiments prove the truth.

So, taking advantage of the holiday, Ye Shenglin, who has never done anything with clay graves, as a novice archaeologist, took his Xiaoyuan with him, and went to the antique market with a pretentious appearance...

Ye Shenglin pulled out a 100 yuan bill and asked Xiaoyuan, "What is this?"

Xiaoyuan: "Money."

Ye Shenglin pulled out a counterfeit 100 yuan note: "Then what is this?"

Xiaobuchi: "Paper."

very good!Highly intelligent banknote detector!

Ye Shenglin pointed to an exhibit in an antique shop and asked, "What is this?"

Xiaoyuan: "Bronze wine cup from the Han Dynasty."

Ye Shenglin: "What is that?"

Xiaoyuan: "Bronze Cup."

This profiteer is trying to trick me, a big layman, to see if I blow up his stall!

Ye Shenglin pointed to a certain part of a certain woman and asked, "Then do you know this part?"

Obuchi: "I know, those are human female breasts."

Ye Shenglin: "Then what about the same place over there?"

Obuchi: "Silicone..."

Ye Shenglin felt that this trip was good, and he returned with a full load, and inexplicably turned into a veteran in the antique industry to dominate the auction house, made a fortune and ran away.

If it wasn't for fear of being too public, he thought it would be a good way to get rich from Xiaoyuan, but Ye Shenglin still understood the principle of making a big fortune.

……

During the rest of the holiday, Ye Shenglin intermittently measured Xiaoyuan's head circumference, bust circumference, hip circumference and other indicators, calling it an inspection, but in fact he was taking the opportunity to eat tofu, Ye Shenglin knew in his heart.

"Open your mouth, ah~~"

It was a rare and serious time to really want to take Xiaoyuan's temperature, but when Ye Shenglin pointed the thermometer at Xiaoyuan's mouth, it produced a strange effect.

"Uh~ too~ too long~~"

According to Ye Shenglin's instructions, Xiao Yuan tried his best to open his mouth to put the thermometer under his tongue, but the overflowing saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth and slipped into the low-cut dress.

Somewhere in Ye Shenglin raised the banner of evil again...

Since ordinary thermometers do not match the size of Xiaoyuan's mouth, it seems that Xiaoyuan can only be treated rectally as an experimental animal.

But this time, Ye Shenglin was reluctant...