Come stop me! ! !

"Wow, the wind outside is so strong, I'm about to be blown away..."

"Come down and talk to me!!!"

If someone happened to pass by the door of Ye Shenglin's house at this time, they might see a man grimacing grimly and pulling out something stuck in his hair.

That strange, contorted pose looked both ridiculous and suspicious...

With two bangs, Ye Shenglin finally pulled Xiaoyuan off his head, and Xiaoyuan also pulled out two hairs of Ye Shenglin.

"Oh! I'm very sorry..." The little guy took a deep breath, quickly threw away the two black hairs in his hand, and expressed his deep apology for such an accident.

Ye Shenglin couldn't help but twitched his facial muscles, trying his best to calm down the bad temper that was about to erupt.

However it seems to be failing...

"I think your hair is a bit smelly..." Xiao Yuan shrank his neck, as if he knew that he had said something deadly, but it believed that you should not lie in everything.

"Say it again!" Ye Shenglin had already ground the back of his teeth.

"I think your hair stinks—!"

ah-!ah-!ah-!A flock of crows flew over and played a perfect harmony, and Xiaoyuan's head was instantly punched.

"Your hair stinks! I just took a shower this morning and put on some fragrant setting spray on my hair, saying I stink? Is your nose blocked by shit?"

A long tone of tinnitus swept across, and Xiao Yuan, who was covering his ears tightly, was still standing upright and said without fear of the shadow: "I just think it smells bad..."

Hey woo woo woo, human beings are too good, to be honest they have to be scolded...

Ye Shenglin's face was ashen.

To be honest, everyone always dresses handsomely when they go out, and just be casual at home, but today he deliberately made a look at home that he thought he was handsome, and even performed some meat-tossing version of me when weighing himself. I am handsome, but this guy Xiao Yuan is as if he is blind, not only did he not look at him directly, but now his nose is broken, isn't it?

If this was changed in school, I wouldn't be fascinated by blockbusters...

Therefore, he had no choice but to attribute the reason for this unexpected deviation to the fact that the brain-dead sense of smell is not at the same level as higher organisms.

Ye Shenglin put Xiaoyuan back into his pocket, and deliberately pressed his walnut-shaped head to show revenge.

Reluctantly, Xiaoyuan got half of his body out again.

"Do you know what that is?" Ye Shenglin pointed to the opposite side and started the "I come to test you" mode.

"Tree."

Sure enough, Xiao Yuan could only know what he saw directly.

"Then do you now know what was printed on that book just now?"

"Tree."

The answer was very good, Ye Shenglin heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that this idiot will improve his IQ if he follows his witty and charming self, right?

So, the diligent and studious Xiaoyuan thought about it, and immediately asked a question: "Then what was the picture on the phone just now?"

"Ah? This..." Ye Shenglin was really embarrassed to answer. If possible, he felt that it would be easier to understand this kind of thing by demonstrating it in person and teaching it by example.

"You'll know when you grow up." He didn't expect that Ye Shenglin would be useful for a day when an adult fooled a child.

"I'm so big!" Xiao Yuan objected.

From Ye Shenglin's point of view, the only sickness about this little guy is that he always thinks that he is really big.

"How old are you?" But Ye Shenglin didn't believe it.