The heroine who wears the book is a brain tonic emperor

No Responsibility: When the heroine meets Mary Su

If the story begins like this:

Jiang Qingwan stood quietly in the middle of the stone room, squinting her eyes slightly, staring at the tiger demon sitting on the opposite bed that had captured her.At this time, she was very angry:

Because of the rumors that the tiger demon who is greedy for 'pornography' and 'good' sex, who only picks out beauties, hasn't even looked at her until now.

"You tiger demon, taking advantage of my unpreparedness, setting a trap in the woods and capturing me, is it because you are greedy for my beauty?"

Jiang Qingwan tried to remind this unbelievable tiger demon that the beauty was standing in front of her, not in the water mirror floating in front of her.

Bai Zhiluo lazily raised her eyes and glanced at her: "No, you think too much. If you want to see a beauty, how about I look in the mirror? Why bother to look up at you? Why bother to catch you when you are idle?" , Delay me from appreciating my own beauty?"

While speaking, she stroked her colorful hair lovingly, as if these curly hair were made of real gold and silver.

"Stupid monk, do you know? When I cry, peach petals float around me; when I laugh, cherry blossom petals float around me. Do you have these magical functions?"

Jiang Qingwan felt that she couldn't understand this tiger demon at all.

She raised her eyebrows and said with a sneer: "Don't change the subject. I just want you to say something clearly. Did you arrest me just to have fun with me?"

Bai Zhiluo put away the water mirror with a wave, and looked at her with pity: "Girl, you think too much. I was clearly looking in the mirror on the bed, but you suddenly barged in and blocked me indiscriminately." Don't talk about hats that are greedy for 'obscenity' and goodness, but I'm going to covet your beauty."

"Girl, brain supplementation is a disease. You are already at an advanced stage."

"I am xiaozimengcarp＊wind, flower, snow and moon＊Zhiluo＊white, and my appearance is unparalleled in the world. What kind of beauty you want, just hook your fingers, and the beauty will voluntarily climb onto the bed. How can I grab it with my own hands? "

Jiang Qingwan felt that he had never encountered such a shameless person in his life.

She felt a little angry: "You tiger monster, why are you talking nonsense? Everyone knows that I am the number one beauty in the cultivation world. Who are you?"

Bai Zhiluo sneered and said: "Which number am I? I am the leader of this mountain! No one within a radius of ten meters is my opponent. The economic lifeline of the whole mountain is under my control! Bathed in the sun, dressed in the light of the stars, lived in a bed that is longer than the road you have traveled in your life, and covered with a quilt that is wider than all the buildings you have ever seen! Who do you say I am?"

Jiang Qingwan looked at the stone bed behind Bai Zhiluo, then at the quilt on the bed, and said suspiciously: "I don't think so. Your bed and quilt are not even as big as the ones I used when I was listening to Yuge. .”

Bai Zhiluo smiled proudly: "I regard the sky as my cover and the earth as my bed, you compare with me? I am a woman who holds countless powers of oxygen life and death."

Jiang Qingwan felt that she couldn't keep up with Bai Zhiluo's brain circuit: "Wait, what are you talking about? What is oxygen :-) Qi?"

Bai Zhiluo looked at her pitifully, and sighed slightly: "Girl, poor people are not pitiful, but poor people are ignorant. As long as I breathe, countless oxygen will be converted into carbon dioxide in my lungs. Now you understand how amazing I am."

Jiang Qingwan: "...Oh."

She is really ignorant. -_-#

Bai Zhiluo: "In short, in short, you now understand who I am. That's right, I am the genius who was proficient in twelve foreign languages ​​at the age of five and could write all the poems in the world silently at the age of seven. Zhiluo*Bai !"

Jiang Qingwan: ...

Compared with her, I really am not a genius.

So Jiang Qingwan asked "unwillingly": "Can I ask, which twelve foreign languages ​​are they?"

At this time, she felt that Bai Zhiluo was the one who needed treatment.

When Bai Zhiluo heard this question, she immediately became interested: "Do you really want to know? Since you are so curious about my past, then I will show mercy and talk to you. This first language, naturally It's babble."

Jiang Qingwan's eyes widened: "What...what? Why have I never heard of this language?"

Bai Zhiluo: "Look, if you want to be beautiful on the outside, you must first be beautiful in your heart. If you want to be beautiful in your heart, you must first be knowledgeable. Since you don't even know what yingyu is, then I will reluctantly Tell you a few words."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

"Stupid monk, do you understand?"

Jiang Qingwan: ...For a while, I didn't want to breathe.

However, she still said with dignity: "Oh."

Bai Zhiluo nodded in satisfaction: "Do you have any other questions?"

"...Yes, when you were seven years old, could you really write all the poems in the world silently?"

Bai Zhiluo said proudly: "That's natural! I will silently write it for you now."

She raised her hand and pointed in the air, and a line of small characters appeared out of thin air amidst the red light and shadow.

Jiang Qingwan stared carefully, but saw that the small characters should read like this:

All Poems Under Heaven

Jiang Qingwan felt that she had indeed gained knowledge today.

"How about it, are you amazed at my genius!"

Jiang Qingwan: ...I have never seen such a brazen person.

But of course she couldn't speak like this, so she could only move her lips and said stiffly:

"Yes, you are the most genius. A genius like you would never take the risk of "taking" risks for my beauty, and do such a thing as "robbing" monks from good families."

Bai Zhiluo closed her eyes slightly, lay back on the stone bed behind her, and waved Jiang Qingwan at the same time: "Go down, go down. This beauty is going to rest."

Jiang Qingwan hesitated: "You really just let me go?"

Bai Zhiluo looked up at her lazily: "Why, is it possible that you still want to stay and sleep?"

Waiter :-) sleep? ?What is this operation? ?

Jiang Qingwan blinked: "Can I venture to guess that you still have the royal blood of a certain dynasty in the mortal world?"

Bai Zhiluo said: "You child, after all, you are a little bit stupider than me! I am clearly the founding emperor of the White Tiger Dynasty on the White Tiger Mountain, and of course I have royal blood! You still have to ask!"

Jiang Qingwan: ...

"Then how about I won't disturb your rest? Let me go down first..." :-( Calm down.

Bai Zhiluo suddenly stared: "Wait."

Jiang Qingwan looked at her: "What's the matter?"

Bai Zhiluo looked Jiang Qingwan up and down, and murmured: "You know, in fact, you are only a little bit worse than me. It's not bad to stay and serve me."

Jiang Qingwan: "...Oh."

……

Huang Shulang, who was walking outside, suddenly felt as if something hit hard on the top of his head, and it hurt so badly.

He raised his hand angrily, and touched the top of his head, but suddenly remembered that he was walking in a closed corridor at this time, there should be a bare stone wall above his head, and there should be nothing.

His movements froze for a second, and then an earth-shattering scream broke out:

"Ah~~~There are ghosts~~~"

At this time, his hand finally reached the top of his head slowly.

What hit him felt like a ball.

Overcoming the fear in his heart, the weasel picked up the "ball" in front of his eyes and watched:

It was a ball made of two kinds of petals.Huang Shulang recognized it, one was peach blossom and the other was cherry blossom.

Huang Shulang was not afraid at this time, instead he murmured to himself in confusion: "It's not right, I remember the king said that when she cries, peach petals will fall from the sky, and when she laughs, peach petals will fall from the sky. Cherry blossom petal ball. Could it be that the king is crying and laughing at the same time?"

He felt that he couldn't understand the reason for this, shook his head, held the flower ball in his hand, and continued to go to the corridor.

He decided to wait for the door of the Great Prince's Mansion to open tomorrow, and then take the petal ball to ask.

……

On the top of the stone cave, Leng Aotian squatted furtively, secretly listening to the movement inside the cave.

This time he was ordered to track down the whereabouts of people related to "Tian Dao", the matter was of great importance, and he had to be careful.

It's just that he eavesdropped on the roof of this stone cave for a long time, but he could only hear some faint rustling sounds and strange whimpers coming from the mansion.

It sounded as if the woman who made the voice was suffering some serious torture.But when he listened to it again, he felt that the voice seemed to be full of enjoyment.

Leng Aotian felt very confused.

Immediately afterwards, he found another female voice that he had never heard before: "Who said no just now, why is it so important now?"

Suddenly understood something, and blushed coldly.

He felt that it was really not the right time for him to come today.

He didn't want to go, he didn't want to stay, he just tangled up on the top of the cave for most of the day in such embarrassment.

Listening to the tune of the wind, it seems to be like this:

The cold wind is blowing, and the tears of a single dog, who can understand~~~

After a while, he heard that there was finally no movement in the cave mansion, so he let out a long breath, and was about to break through the ceiling according to the original plan, making a stunning entrance, but suddenly heard the female voice just now:

"……Again?"

Immediately afterwards, there was another lingering movement.

Leng Aotian held the sword in his hand, and just maintained the movement that was about to strike, without moving for a long time.

Finally, he stomped his feet angrily: "Goodbye, goodbye. It's a big deal, I won't take this job, can't I? I wish you a happy relationship for a hundred years."

After finishing speaking, Yu Jian flew away angrily.

……(Finish)……

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