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New Year's Extra: Haunted House

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In front of the ticket window of the haunted house in the amusement park "Teasing You Didn't Discuss", two figures suddenly appeared out of thin air.

This is the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. Although the playground is open, there are not many visitors.Even though this haunted house is usually very popular, it fell under the very sluggish traffic: apparently, the aunt at the ticket office fell asleep.

Bai Zhiluo sighed helplessly, then turned to Jiang Qingwan and said, "Do you think we should just sneak in like this?"

Jiang Qingwan frowned slightly.

She held Bai Zhiluo's hand tightly, feeling the temperature from the other's palm, and then she felt that she had some confidence in her heart: "Wait, where do you think we are going?"

"Of course I'm going to this haunted house. Otherwise, what are we going to do in this place if we stay up early in the morning?"

While speaking, Bai Zhiluo took out a stack of Ruanmei coins from her sleeve, quietly placed them on the table in front of the ticket sales aunt, and at the same time turned to look at Jiang Qingwan who still didn't know what she wanted to do.

"Okay, okay, let's go, the money has been paid."

Jiang Qingwan grabbed her, with anxious eyes: "You, you can explain clearly, what exactly is this haunted house for?"

Bai Zhi speaks with confidence, you are the most serious traveler in the world, you have to break the casserole and ask the end, but on the bright side, you have to take good care of your daughter-in-law's thoughts: "Hey, this... This haunted house is naturally...cough cough , a place where all kinds of ghosts and ghosts gather."

Jiang Qingwan's complexion changed.

Bai Zhiluo suddenly had a bad taste in his heart, leaned closer to Jiang Qingwan, pressed against the other's ear and exhaled softly:

"There are thousand-year-old zombies who specialize in eating human brains; there are also ten-thousand-year-old vampires who are the blood of the most beautiful women; by the way, there are all kinds of unjust souls who have been here for a hundred years. Waiting for people to pass by, eating people's souls. Are you afraid?"

Jiang Qingwan still tried to stay calm, but her trembling voice completely betrayed her:

"Since this place is so scary, why do we still... go in?"

Bai Zhi said with a broken heart, naturally to scare you.At that time, when you get scared and jump into my arms like a little bird, then you can show the arrogance of this tiger.

But of course that cannot be said.

If Jiang Qingwan knew what she was thinking, I'm afraid her sexual happiness in the past few days would be lost.

So she pondered for a while, and said seriously:

"Because we are on a date. 'Dating' is a very traditional activity here. People who live here, as long as they are lovers... are Taoist couples. Every year on this day, they will come to this haunted house to experience .Only Taoist couples who pass through this haunted house will be blessed by the heavens."

Bai Zhiluo felt that her ability to talk nonsense in a serious manner has become stronger and stronger recently, no, Jiang Qingwan has been confused by her for a while.

She felt very fulfilled and energetic, so she said to Jiang Qingwan:

"How about it, dare to join me and accept the trial of heaven!"

Jiang Qingwan had guessed a lot at this time, and naturally she also understood that Bai Zhiluo was cheating on her for some ulterior purpose. The "haunted house" in the house was still deserted - but she didn't intend to expose it, but followed the other party's words.

"...Of course I dare. If I'm with you, why wouldn't I dare?"

When Bai Zhiluo heard this, she laughed triumphantly in her heart, then put on a valiant look, pulled Jiang Qingwan's hand, and walked into the haunted house side by side with her.

……

Because there were no guests at all in the morning, the group of very dedicated actors in the haunted house discussed with each other and made a "great" decision: they were going to get together and have breakfast.

So as soon as Bai Zhiluo and Jiang Qingwan entered the door, they saw a suffocating scene:

According to legend, the old zombie who eats human brains is holding soy milk in his left hand and deep-fried dough sticks in his right hand, eating non-stop; the legendary vampire who loves the blood of beautiful women is holding a bowl of salty bean curd brain, sucking it; The soul-devouring soul is holding a huge sandwich and gnawing it madly.

How smart is Jiang Qingwan?After a little association with the sleeping ticket sales lady at the door, I guessed the origin of these "demons and ghosts".

But she didn't say anything, she just waited for Bai Zhiluo to explain the words back.

A tiger demon scratching its head is the most interesting tiger demon.

Bai Zhiluo felt that her fame was about to be ruined by these monsters, so she quickly winked at these dispirited people, and at the same time quietly took out a few bright red tickets from her pocket, signaling that if these few Give me a little bit of effort, help her get the words back, these few photos of Grandpa Mao are theirs.

Seeing the ticket, the old zombie coughed a few times in embarrassment.He quickly tore the remaining fritters into small pieces, threw them into the soy milk bowl, stirred them again with chopsticks, and said with a gloomy expression, "See? I'm eating brains, not soy milk."

Jiang Qingwan was expressionless.

The vampire didn't see the ticket. Hearing what the old zombie said, he almost laughed: "Okay, okay, stop pretending. If you keep pretending, Mother Elephant might take you away as a baby elephant."

Jiang Qingwan remained expressionless.

Wrong Soul also saw the ticket, but his understanding was completely different from that of the two colleagues: "What are you two talking about? You two, the fashion show is in Zone B, and we are in Zone A. You have gone to the wrong place. But... He put down the sandwich and rubbed his hands together, "I won't charge the toll, I won't charge it..."

Even though he said so, the wronged soul's eyes were still fixed on the note in Bai Zhiluo's hand.

Jiang Qingwan remained expressionless, and even wanted to smile slightly.

Bai Zhiluo was very dissatisfied with the performance of the three pig teammates, so she decided to fight in person: "You... you, ah, there is a ghost. I'm so scared..." while "upbeat, not downhearted" Shouting, while sneaking a look at Jiang Qingwan's expression.

Jiang Qingwan's expression was calm, her eyes were peaceful, and her words hit the nail on the head: "Exaggerated acting skills, bad reviews."

Bai Zhiluo chuckled, and said to herself that her daughter-in-law really favored him, and even the criticism was so gentle.

Who would have thought that Jiang Qingwan seemed to have seen through her thoughts long ago, Liang Liang said: "It's about them."

"Your acting skills, let me call it, are horrible, okay."

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The wronged soul picked up the sandwich again: "By the way, if you want to eat this sandwich, give me five dollars, and I will tell you where you can buy it."

Jiang Qingwan said wittily, "I know, you took it from the shelf over there, didn't you?"

The ghost stared: "How do you know?"

The vampire wiped the bean curd from his mouth, spread his hands and said, "I just said, brother ghost, your behavior of stealing props will be discovered sooner or later."

Bai Zhiluo felt that if she stayed any longer, she might not be able to control her urge to slay demons.

So she hurriedly said to Jiang Qingwan: "We went wrong, we went wrong, this is not a haunted house, let's go to another place."

How could Jiang Qingwan miss this good opportunity to make things difficult for her?

She hooked her lips and smiled, her whole body seemed to be enveloped in a soft holy light: "How can that be done? Didn't you say that only Taoist couples who successfully pass the test in this haunted house can receive the blessings of heaven?"

Hearing this, Yuanhun raised his head from the huge sandwich in surprise, and said vaguely: "I said this old lady, although she said that life is like a play and it all depends on acting skills, but it's not good to be too involved in the play. Two It’s good to be a ‘Tao Companion’, but don’t try to practice, maybe, it’s fun after ascending.”

He shook his head and said sadly: "I think back then, my group of stubborn descendants accidentally ascended to the ascension, and they haven't come back yet."

Now Bai Zhiluo decided to take revenge: "Looking at you, I'm afraid you don't even have a girlfriend."

Hearing this, the wronged soul stared and said, "Go, go, it's Chinese New Year, what kind of love are you couples showing in front of us single dogs? Go out from here and turn left, walk 650 steps, and there is a small hotel. Do whatever you like, ahem, whatever you like."

But Jiang Qingwan ugly rejected this proposal that sounded wonderful, instead, she held Bai Zhiluo's hand firmly, dragged her around these three poor actors, and went into the back room.

Now she is more and more curious about what kind of "surprise" will pop up behind this haunted house.

……

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Jiang Qingwan looked at Bai Zhiluo who was hanging tightly on her body like a koala, feeling a little dumbfounded.

However, she still hugged Bai Zhiluo with her back, stroked the soft hair on the top of her head, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with me here, no ghosts or ghosts will be able to enter your body."

Bai Zhiluo, who occupied both demons at the same time, said that she was still very scared.

At this time, the long-tongued ghost hanging upside down from the beam finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He lifted his mask, shook the sour smell of love on his long tongue, then twisted his body, jumped off the beam with a backflip, and stood in front of Jiang and Bai with a bitter face: "Both of you , turn left when you go out of the small hotel, so you don’t have to leave.”

After finishing speaking, he angrily swung the long tongue on the mask to his shoulder, and left along a hidden secret door on the wall next to him very unhappy.

Bai Zhiluo: "Emmmm, I seem to have just entered the state. Why did this ghost leave by itself?"

Jiang Qingwan blinked thoughtfully, and tugged at a strand of dull hair on the top of Bai Zhiluo's head.

During the other party's protest, she coughed lightly, blushed slightly, and said slowly: "I'm more curious about what they mean by turning left when they leave the small hotel."

Bai Zhiluo said solemnly: "That is a scientific research site for studying the great harmony between human beings. Would you like to accompany me to take a look at it later?"

The author has something to say: The author stared at the pre-received article for the live broadcast today, stared at it for the whole afternoon, and didn't hold back a single word; then I...hahahaha opened another quick passage.

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