Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

The little Taoist elbowed Yun Rong who was next to the crutch, and said with a smile, "It's really you!" Then he moved his arm away, and a gray stain was printed on the light blue shirt.

Looking at the stain, I scratched my head in embarrassment, but I was very scared in my heart—a person who loves cleanliness like him, wouldn't he hate me for the rest of his life?

Yun Sui, however, was noncommittal: "I don't owe you anything anymore!"

When he said this, he still had a bitter face, and he didn't appreciate my overture, but the two shallow eyebrows on his eyelids finally relaxed a little.

I just thought that he wrote those crooked criticisms for me that day just because he was worried that my master would notice, now that he is so proficient, it is just that he has a pair of wings like ours in his heart, but he is suppressed, bound, He dare not fly, and can't fly?

"I don't know if I have changed my stubborn temper!" When my thoughts returned to reality, I realized that it was too late.

When you take off your clothes and go to sleep, who wants to think about it every day and dream at night, and the plain clothes will also fall into the dream.

In the dream, it was no longer that immature face...

A flat boat slowly propped across the bend of the river, and the thick fog gradually dispersed, revealing the slightly damp plain clothes.The people in the boat had smiles on their faces, and the folding fan in their hands was lightly fluttering, like black hair fluttering in the wind, elegant and wild.

Putting down Sen Leng's iron sword, it turned out to be quite elegant...

As the saying goes, thousands of rivers and mountains come into a dream, but when I wake up, I find sadly that the person in the dream does not exist in the mountains and rivers of this world.

At dawn the next day, I walked towards the West Market.Of course, I will never forget the appointment at noon yesterday.

After all, "resurrection" is a major event, and it is related to whether he can take root in the place of fireworks in the imperial city.

As the saying goes, the wind blows hard, the water flows fast, and they are not as fast as a child's mouth. I have my own calculations on this point.

Arriving at the agreed place, but there is still a while before the agreed time, the so-called real person does not show up, I deliberately went around again, and when I saw the group of children from a distance, they were already stamping their feet in a hurry, and then they were willing to show up. dew.

When those children saw me, they were so excited that they jumped into the sky, and a group of people immediately came up to meet me, all of them were full of urgency.But I only made a gesture of silence, and flicked the dust fly for mysteries: "Every day at noon, the yin energy is at its strongest, and it is the time when the gate of ghosts is wide open. Pindao just made a divination in the humble house, what a coincidence! With the above lottery, I think the young master will be able to get what he wants... er... to regain his old friend!"

Shengsheng swallowed the "regaining a good relationship" that came to his mouth, and looked at the child's big watery eyes, and my conscience suddenly felt uneasy.

"It's not too late, let's get started!"

I put on a good posture, mixed the dialects of several places, and chanted a bunch of "Xianghui eight appearances, radiant divine light, three emperors at the beginning, Zhaoqi Lingchang" and so on, and then waved my hands up and down to coax The minds of those children froze for a moment.

Pindao just lamented at this time, traveling all the way north, Zeng always complained that Wangtu has a vast territory, and there are so many dialects in various places, it is hard to find them, but now it really comes in handy.The hodgepodge of seven or eight dialects is really unpredictable and extraordinary!This is the advantage of mastering multiple foreign languages.

It doesn't matter what you read, and it doesn't matter whether anyone can understand it. The important thing is that a child is a child after all, and it takes only half a quarter of an hour to concentrate before they start looking around.

My eyes seemed to be focused on my mysterious gestures, but my eyeballs were vigilantly "tickling" and kept turning! "Seeing that everyone's attention was beginning to disperse, I looked at the right time, and with the momentum of lightning, I flicked the wide Taoist robe, and a ball of fluffy stuff rolled out of the cuff, and then I quickly covered it with my sleeve, and pointed , raised his sleeves, and shouted: "Get up! "

The child took a closer look, overjoyed, picked up the little fur ball and kissed wildly.

But I can't help worrying about it, worrying that the delicate "Liniang" can't help it, and worrying about whether the young master can bear the romantic debt.Thinking about the recent spread of the plague, wouldn't it be painful to end up with the death of a chicken!

I have helped Taoist priests to this point, and my merits and virtues have been consummated!Patting his clothes, he was going to turn around and leave, doing a good deed that will not be named, but he heard the little boy "Wow -" and burst into tears.

"You liar, this is not my Liniang. My Liniang has black hair on her buttocks, but this one's hair has no variegated color. She is not Liniang at all!"

I am speechless at the moment, and my scalp is a little numb at the same time.

The rivers and lakes are dangerous, even a mole on the buttocks of a chicken must be difficult for him!I've tried my best to lie for a long time, is it easy for me?ah?is it easy?

"You give me back Liniang—you fake Taoist priest, you actually want to use the wild flowers and weeds on the roadside to fool my Liniang!" The little boy pointed his golden finger, and the children around him immediately booed: "Fake Taoist priest! Fake Taoist priest! "

When he made such a fuss, the crowd coming and going around stopped to watch.

At this moment, my first one is bigger than two, I hesitated for a long time, I don't know how to answer, I have already calculated in my mind that the best strategy is to go out of the 36 strategies, but the surroundings are already surrounded by people talking about it.

"Young master, in fact, what this Taoist priest said is true!" Amidst the hustle and bustle, a clear male voice suddenly came out.

Who is not long-sighted to meddle in business?Bah, which hero saw injustice and drew his sword to help?

The child stopped crying and looked around, and saw a tall man slowly walking out of the crowd.The man's appearance is extraordinary, his eyebrows are like swords, his star eyes are like torches, and his weapon is imposing.What caught my attention was the man's attire, although it looked ordinary, but with the sharp eyes acquired from traveling all the way over the years, it was not difficult to see that the man had deliberately disguised himself.Although she changed her attire, it was hard to hide her inherent nobility.

However, if it was just that, I might think that he is just a dude from some family, but my keen senses tell me that there are still many masters with unfathomable inner strength lurking around, and the attention of those people is undoubtedly limited. gathered on the man in front of him.

The person in front of him is by no means mediocre!

Big deal is coming!My palms are gradually sweating.

However, the child's eyesight is much inferior.When he saw the man coming up, he refuted him, and shouted unconvinced: "Who are you! What are you talking about, can it be that I can't even recognize Liniang?"

"Young master's words are wrong! You are not a fish! How can you conclude that the Taoist priest lied to you just based on appearance?" The man's thin lips parted slightly, and his brows and eyes were full of smiles.

"Oh? Then tell me about it, how can you see it!"

"Young master, don't be impatient!" The man smiled mysteriously, folding the fan in his hand, "I'll tell you in detail!"