Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

The scholar didn't speak, but cast a puzzled look.

After all, my little thought was like cotton thrown out of the clouds for a long time.I laughed a little self-deprecatingly. It is still unknown whether people who lived more than ten years ago are still alive. I really shouldn't have such extravagant hopes!

The scholar's two doubtful eyes still did not leave me, I sighed: "It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered an old friend."

"The Daoist is deceiving the world, and there is still an old friend to think about!"

Every word and every sentence is full of ridicule.Although the words were not malicious, they hit right on the wrong side and drilled two blood holes into my heart. I forced a smile and replied: "Young Master, the poor are so unbearable in your heart?"

The scholar didn't answer, but said: "It's getting late, the Taoist priest should rest earlier! Thank you, Xiaosheng, for what happened today!"

After finishing speaking, I walked to the window and put my hands on it. In an instant, the light blue skirt flew up and disappeared from my sight.

I smiled wryly in my heart, he walked cleanly and relaxed, but I am afraid that Pindao is doomed to be in trouble tonight!

Watching the light blue figure disappear from sight, another watery sky color came into my mind inexplicably.

I was suddenly a little disappointed, if that person was lucky enough to still be alive, I am afraid he would have such a delicate and elegant character!

That was more than ten years ago, and I was just a yellow-mouthed child who didn't know how to feel sad.

"It's all your fault! If your father hadn't come to my house every day to talk about it, my father would not have sent me to this ghost place!" I lowered my head and patted the dirt on my body, and glanced at the child next to me with disgust.

The child in the water-colored clothes just listened patiently without saying a word.The child's face was delicate and immature, like a jade puppet, but there was a hint of determination between his brows.

"Also, if it wasn't for my father insisting on giving you my family's new food, I wouldn't be hungry, but your father is lucky, he has no money to eat, but he has money to send you to study!"

I glanced at the child, and sure enough, at a young age, he understood the principle of "cannibalism with a short mouth and soft hands", and he only bit his lips tightly.

"The master is here! The master is here!" an unknown child yelled softly, and the noisy school immediately fell silent.

"Master is well!" A group of children stood up and bowed their bodies neatly. I stood up a little flustered, and bowed my body like a gourd painting.

The master is obviously in a good mood today, he twirled his goatee and praised: "Very good! Very good!"

The moment my mouth was idle, I felt itchy, so I whispered to the young man in Tsing Yi beside me, "Hey, Yun Sui, this master seems quite kind!"

Yun Sui only smiled lightly: "No!"

I tilted my head in disdain, thinking how deep can an old goat be?

"Okay, let's learn idioms today! Kong Rong gave pears. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, Kong Rong was four years old. When eating pears, the older ones filial piety, and the younger ones eat by themselves!"

"Master, student is bold, should the biggest pear be given to the father or the mother?" My speech was extremely inappropriate, and everyone turned their curious eyes to my strange face.

"This... I'll go back and test it out as a teacher!" The master couldn't hold back when he was choked by a child, "Change another one, let's fight!"

"Wait a minute, master!"

"What's the matter!"

"Where is the dragon, Master has seen it? How to fight?" The children around couldn't sit still, and there were even whispers in the corner.

"I don't know my teacher! I don't know my teacher! Another one!" The master was a little embarrassed when he bought a wooden head and was robbed. , then quietly dug a small hole, borrowing the candlelight..."

"Master, listen to me! When should Kuang Heng dig the hole?"

"What does it matter when you dig a hole?" His lips turned blue with anger, and his hands trembled like sifting chaff while leaning on a cane.

"If it's night, how can he see it? When will he dig? If it's daytime, why don't you read?" I stared at my big watery eyes, pretending to be innocent, but in fact I was so happy that I couldn't close my mouth. up.

"Presumptuous!" The master finally couldn't bear it any longer, and became angry with embarrassment, "Are you teaching or me? Since you are so eloquent, I will test you as a teacher. If you can answer the question, everything will be fine, if you can't... "The master suddenly changed his tone, and before he finished speaking, the children around him gave me sympathetic looks, "If you can't answer, then copy the "Book of Rites" ten times, so that you know what it means to respect a teacher and respect the way." !"

There was a "thump" in my heart, and then I realized that I touched the tiger's nose, and my heart couldn't help but feel cold.Who would have thought that this old goat, whose neck was covered with loess, would still want to rub powder on his face, and I had no choice but to shoot, so I pretended to bow: "Master, enlighten me!"

"Okay, since you are eloquent, let me test your couplets as a teacher! I will make the first couplet, and you will take the second one, how about it?"

My heart sank to the bottom of the valley, I just came to the private school for the first day, and I didn't know a single word, but the teacher tested me for couplets, isn't this clearly making things difficult for me!

When I was in trouble, a whisper came from beside me: "Don't be afraid, I will help you!"

Turning my head, I saw another pair of bright little eyes looking at me. Those eyes were covered with the mist that permeated the sky and the blue sky. Looking at the clearness, I quickly calmed down.

"The master is out!"

Seeing that I dared to fight, the master was obviously a little bit surprised, but in an instant, he interpreted my behavior as a child who does not know the heights of the sky and the earth.

I glanced at it out of the corner of my eye, and sure enough, I saw a note slowly sent to the side, with a line of handsome boys neatly written on it.

I grinned: "The sky is dark!"

"Emerald green and red, everywhere Yingying Yanyan!"

"Ups and downs, try to ask questions every year!"

The other children laughed loudly.

"There are many mountains and mountains, and the road is winding and winding!"

"Difficult, easy and easy questions, high scores!"

"Reading is good, farming is good, learning is good!"

"Exams are hard, earning money is hard, and love is hard!"

The master was so angry that his eyes were wide open and his eyebrows were horizontal, his expression was rather unwilling.

"Everywhere is green and green!"

"Every chapter is red cross red chapter!"

"Snow reflects plum blossoms and plum blossoms reflect snow!"

"Teacher chasing disciple, disciple chasing teacher!"

The students were already laughing, clapping their hands, and applauding, but the teacher was too busy to take care of himself, he couldn't speak clearly with his trembling lips!

"On Jingquan Mountain, the mountain spring is quiet!"

"The classroom is chaotic in the chaotic classroom!"

"Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, leaves and green leaves!"

"Crying and shouting are bothersome!"

The thin notebook is still being handed back and forth, often the first couplet of the master is published, and the second couplet over there has already started to write, and I am convinced of him now!

But the master was still not reconciled, his dying body was precariously supported by a crutch.

"Scholars read books, and books touch the eyebrows of scholars!"

"The teacher is too old, old forever!"

Hearing this sentence, the students in the room couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing, the school was filled with joy in an instant.

"Learn as soon as you get up, learn from the ancients and learn from the present!"

"Sleep as soon as you get home, when should you go to bed early or late?"

The master was finally so angry that he covered his chest, slammed the table and said, "That's all, let's go to school! You can't teach children, please ask someone else to be wise!"