Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

Compared with a certain lion and cat spirit who worked hard to make the black chicken country smooth and rainy, and was gelded for fear of falling into the trap, the golden retriever who was ordered to occupy his wife in the lower realm had a much more comfortable life.

Being a human mount in the sky is not as comfortable as the lower realm, even though it is only a few years.He also gave himself a majestic name, Sai Taisui.

When the Bodhisattva ordered him to break up couples in the lower realm, he never told him to abide by etiquette.Sai Taisui's mind is active. In his opinion, not giving orders means acquiescing. The golden saint empress has snowy skin and fat, and her beauty is better than that of the fairy in the sky. If you don't take the opportunity to enjoy such a beautiful woman I wasted a great opportunity for nothing.

Being a monster is much happier than being a god, and you can do what you want, and you can do whatever you want. Which mountain god land with a radius of thousands of miles dares to control and sue, and turned against him.

He is 'following the order', just these two words have completely different meanings.

On the night when Jin Shengniang was photographed, Sai Taisui was eager to enjoy the warm fragrance of nephrite jade, but instead of touching the beauty's delicate skin, he tried too hard and was almost tied into a hedgehog.

Now Sai Taisui was so angry, he lived a happy life in the lower realm, so what's the matter if he can't eat now? !But the Golden Holy Empress seemed to have a poisonous thorn on her body, and she had nowhere to attack, but what a good thing.

In fact, this matter is easy to think about. No matter how beautiful a beauty is, it is useless if she cannot eat it. Change it.Does Zhu Ziguo still lack delicate women?

So every now and then, I asked the king of the Zhuzi Kingdom to ask for Gong'e, but Sai Taisui was a demon, and he didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, so he forcibly asked for two, and killed them within half a year. Pity those innocent maids, no one will take pity on them when they die like this.In his spare time, Sai Taisui was still waiting for Empress Jin Sheng to change her mind one day.

The Xiezhi Cave in Qilin Mountain where he lives is located in a remote place. Anyway, according to the instructions of the Bodhisattva, when Monk Tang and his party come here to learn scriptures, he should go back to heaven.Therefore, on weekdays, I just drink when I am drunk today, and I don't like to inquire about other things.

But he didn't want to hear the news today, but it really shocked him.

The Jade Emperor has summoned the world, and there must have been news from Lingshan.But it had happened for several months, but no one came to inform him?

This caused Sai Taisui to turn around a few more times in his mind. If others don't say it, what is the Bodhisattva's plan?I don't think it's hard to justify what he did, and I'm afraid that I will be blamed for my mistakes in the future, so I just make him an abandoned child.Anyway, Sai Taisui believes that there must be a "self" in history.

"Hey~" Sai Taisui drank the wine in the glass with his neck up, and smiled to himself strangely, "Is this interesting?"

At this time, Zhu Ziguo and his group were resting in the meeting hall, listening to Yaoyao's storytelling by the way.

"So, the mount of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is not a good thing. The Golden Saint Empress only had Zhang Ziyang's multi-colored robes to keep her life and innocence. Those poor court ladies were ruined and killed by the Golden Retriever. You monster, you don't deserve sympathy at all! It's hard to watch TV, but still think he's cute and cute!" Yaoyao explained the whole incident to everyone with a look of contempt, and finally continued to express her personal opinions.

"When the king of Zhu Ziguo was young, he shot and wounded the children of the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva. No one knew how the Tathagata Buddha judged right and wrong. What's the difference between oppressive people?"

Tang Seng was able to deal with Yaoyao's disrespectful remarks calmly, and silently recited scriptures with his eyes closed.

After listening to it for a long time, Xiong Bao, who was not yet familiar with the process of learning Buddhist scriptures, asked in a daze, "So, should we take care of this matter?"

"We still have to take care of it, otherwise we can't fly through the clouds and only rely on walking, and it will take a few years to reach Lingshan. There is no guarantee that Sai Taisui will not harm people again." Ao Lie frowned tightly. There are many ways to kill people, and Sai Taisui Tai Sui's act of killing a woman like this is really too much.

Just as he was talking, the Huangmen official arrived, "Several, Your Majesty is not feeling well today, please rest for a while, and after your Majesty's dragon body is healthy, I will switch the Guan Wen for you."

This time it was a hit-and-miss, and this matter was resolved first before Guan Wen could be switched.Besides, the carp spirit is killed, do you still care if the golden retriever is the mount of Guanyin?

Knowing that the king of Zhuzi Kingdom has been looking for a miracle doctor, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and immediately told the Huangmen official that he knew medical skills and could treat the king's illness.Naturally, the Huangmen official couldn't ask for more, so he respectfully and politely invited Monkey King into the palace.

Ao Lie followed, and Yaoyao wanted to follow, but Monkey King was worried that Yaoyao would talk nonsense in front of the king, so he didn't let her go.

Less than a quarter of an hour after Sun Wukong took Ao Lie away, Yaoyao was still thinking boredly, whether she should take Xiong Bao to the city to play, when a burly figure suddenly appeared out of nowhere, standing abruptly In the middle of the room, Yaoyao grinned at Yaoyao with a ferocious face, "Yo, she's still a little beauty."

These words obviously seemed to be a compliment, but his tone and scrutinizing gaze made Yaoyao disgusted for no reason.Xiong Baoshua stood in front of Yaoyao, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you?"

The monster replied triumphantly, "My king is Sai Tai Sui in Xiezhi Cave, Qilin Mountain."

Golden Retriever!How did he come here?

Xiong Bao didn't have Yaoyao's questions. He just heard Yaoyao's words, and he knew in his mind that Sai Taisui was not a good guy.Now that he dared to come to the door, Xiong Bao didn't speak any more, and hit him with the black tassel gun in his hand.

In Xiong Bao's heart, without Monkey King, he is the number one fighting force.

In terms of martial arts alone, it is true, Ao Lie is slightly inferior to Xiong Bao.Moreover, Xiong Bao is very strong, with rough skin and thick flesh, it seems that Sai Taisui still has some difficulty in dealing with Xiong Bao.Xiong Bao still wants to protect his own mountain, and is determined to capture or drive Sai Taisui away.

Seeing that he can't beat him recklessly, and the posthouse is too small to use it.After a few rounds of fighting, Sai Taisui made a feint and flew outside.

Xiong Bao took the gun and chased him out.

This Tai Sui match was really frustrating, Xiong Bao had fought dozens of rounds with the Great Sage, yet he fell to the disadvantage so quickly.Yaoyao clapped her hands in her heart, she just wanted to wait for Xiong Bao to return from victory, and then went to copy this guy's lair together with the Great Sage.Suddenly something came to mind, and I couldn't help but feel a thump in my heart.

Oops!She forgot that Sai Taisui's greatest strength is not martial arts, but Zijinling!

Yaoyao was in a hurry, Xiong Bao didn't know how powerful that Zijin Bell was, she didn't want Xiong Bao to have any mistakes.After the Jin Nao incident, Yaoyao knew that just because the treasure that the Great Sage survived unscathed does not mean that others are also fine.

Yaoyao's guess was right, when she rushed to him, Sai Taisui was holding a purple gold bell, and pulled out the cotton from one of the bells.A fiery snake sprang out ferociously from inside, and the scorching air wave made Yaoyao, who was tens of meters away, feel terrified.

Xiong Bao is afraid of fire, Yaoyao's Huo Lei Jue in Wuzhuang Temple before left a deep shadow in Xiong Bao's heart.What's more, Zijinling's fire is not ordinary fire, Xiong Bao immediately put away the black tassel spear, turned into a black wind and ran away.

The speed of the fire snake was so fast that it was too late for Yaoyao to come up to her. With quick eyes and quick hands, she first read out a fire and thunder formula. The fireball the size of a wooden basin cut it halfway, collided fiercely with the fire snake, and suddenly rolled up the sky full of flames. wave.

The collision of these two fire spells was like boiling oil and water, incompatible with each other. The fierce wind scatter in all directions, Yaoyao had a bad intuition the moment the wind blew up, and immediately used the petrification spell.Listening to the ping-pong-pong sound of those sharply flying blades hitting her body, a layer of cold sweat oozes from Yaoyao's back.Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise this is the rhythm of being Ling Chi, her jade lock was given to Ao Lie and she didn't get it back! ! !

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm still more dangerous~~~

The gang wind stopped suddenly, before Yaoyao let out a sigh of relief, that ferocious face appeared in front of her eyes.

Then she couldn't say anything, because her slender and fragile neck was held in Sai Taisui's big iron-like hands.

"Little beauty, come with me."

Why is it her? Tang Seng is at the post house. Is this monster blind?

Sai Taisui dragged her neck like a chicken and brought her back to Qilin Mountain. The first thing Yaoyao did after getting rid of the shackles was to cough hard. Fortunately, she has petrification skills, otherwise ordinary people would be dead if they were carried here like this. ? !

Sai Taisui poured a glass of wine and handed it to Yaoyao, "Little beauty, drink a glass of wine to suppress shock."

Yaoyao rolled her eyes and ignored him, but Sai Taisui smiled and said, "Your white eyes are rolled out, it's not beautiful." After saying that, she stretched out her hand.

Yaoyao was startled, shrank back a little, and blurted out, "If you dare to touch me, I will castrate you!"

That hand rested less than half a meter beside Yaoyao, Sai Taisui was stunned for a few breaths, and suddenly burst out laughing, "Others are crying when I capture them, but you are aggressive." After speaking, he rubbed his chin to himself He said, "Actually, it's quite tasty when it's spicy."

Yaoyao's hairs were about to explode, and she threatened, "The Great Sage will come to save me, you, you, don't have any strange ideas!"

Sai Taisui pursed his mouth completely without any threats, "Is it Monkey King you are talking about? Tsk, it will take a long time for him to find this place, at least if I have the time, I will finish my work by now."

Secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the Huo Lei Jue in her hand was ready to be released, Yaoyao's eyes were fixed on the jug.Of course, Yaoyao really doesn't want to use this method of hurting both sides unless it is absolutely necessary, and with Sai Taisui's ability, it is estimated that the effect of scaring him is far greater than the effect of hurting him.

Yaoyao suddenly thought of the vellus hair that has been kept properly all along, this is her last trump card, at least she can escape from here.

Sai Taisui didn't think about what to do to her at the moment, he arrested Yaoyao just to draw Monkey King to ask some questions.But Yaoyao didn't know what he was thinking, and she didn't dare to bet on him, Yaoyao just wanted to get out of here, the sooner the better.

She secretly put her hand into her bosom, and pinched the vellus hair. Just as she was about to say the words 'Monkey King' in her heart, the vellus hair suddenly flew out from her fingers.

Standing in mid-air was a cold man, with eagle eyes and thin lips, and a black jacket embroidered with gold patterns, like a cloak made of feathers, looking aloof and arrogant.The way he looked at Yaoyao was like looking at an insignificant ant.

The vellus hair was sandwiched between his index and middle fingers, like a crude and inconspicuous gadget.

"Want to be called Sun Wukong?" The other party's thin lips parted slightly, and his voice seemed to be filled with the coldness of winter.

"No!" Yaoyao quickly denied, in fact it was not, for some reason, she was inexplicably afraid of this person, it was a kind of fear that she could feel the threat of death.

The other party snorted disdainfully, as if he didn't care about Yaoyao's answer at all.

After he looked away, Yaoyao couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

Sai Taisui half-raised his head, leaned lazily on the stone chair and looked at the person, "Hey, it's very lively today. You showed up just after I caught people here. It wouldn't be such a coincidence to come and tell me something. Bar?"

The other party sneered, "I have nothing to tell you."

Sai Taisui raised his eyebrows exaggeratedly, "Oh, what are you doing here?"

"I'll borrow it from her."

I?Yaoyao stared at that person with wide eyes. She didn't know him, and the way he looked at her was really not friendly.

Sai Taisui tilted his head, "What benefits do I have?"

The other party thought about it seriously before replying, "How about Kong Xuan's life?"

Sai Taisui turned his head and cut it, "It's not rare, it's none of my business whether he dies or not."

The other party was obviously impatient, "Then what do you want?"

Sai Taisui chuckled, "I want to be a Dharma protector, but you don't have the authority to assign it. Speaking of which, apart from being better than me, you really don't have much benefit for me."

The temperature around the other party suddenly dropped a little, "You want me to do it myself?"

"Don't be busy, don't be busy," Sai Taisui sat up straight and waved his hands, "We are all our own family members, it's not good to hurt our peace, but you took people away, and when Monkey King came to the door, it was I who took care of it." The crime of kidnapping people is unavoidable..."

"I just want you to tell Monkey King that if you want this girl to live, let Kong Xuan come to me by himself."

"Aren't you afraid that Sun Wukong will go to Buddha to clean you up?"

"Hmph, then Tathagata must have time to take care of this nosy business."

Sai Taisui's eyes flashed, and he heard a little meaning from the other party's words, "Okay, you can take him away." Besides, if you provoke the other party, he can't please him, why bother to fight for irrelevant people, that's too bad worth it.

The other party achieved his goal, so he didn't say much, just glanced at Yaoyao.Suddenly Yaoyao's body tensed up, and she couldn't help but fly to that person's side, as if her body was imprisoned, she couldn't move at all.

The man held Yaoyao's back collar with disgust in his eyes, and the gold-rimmed black-feathered cloak was windless and automatic.Yaoyao couldn't see the direction, and didn't know the east, west, north, east, west, but according to the speed of the clouds passing by, she must have traveled thousands of miles in the blink of an eye.

When she couldn't speak, Yaoyao's brain came alive, and she thought carefully about the appearance of this person and the content of her speech. It seemed that she didn't respect Tathagata very much, and his speed was comparable to that of a great sage... Yaoyao I don't know that the other party didn't use all their strength, but after thinking about it, it fits these characteristics, and they are considered a family with the golden retriever, and they mentioned the guardian just now.

Then the most likely person is the Golden Winged Roc Eagle!

Does the golden-winged roc have any grudge against Kong Xuan?Aren't he and Kong Xuan the Dharma protectors of Lingshan?

Yaoyao held back all the questions and waited until the other party threw her on the grass before releasing Yaoyao's confinement.

Here is a valley shrouded in mist, with clouds and mists covering the sky and blocking out the sun at noon.Yaoyao rubbed her sore knee, not understanding why the other party was looking for such a place.

Afraid of being found by the Tathagata Buddha?

Yaoyao's eyes revealed such content, the other party glanced at her with disdain, "Find him a suitable burial place."

"What kind of hatred do you have with Kong Xuan?"

The other party didn't want to explain to Yaoyao at all, "Stop talking nonsense."

"I don't want to talk nonsense, but...it's none of my business if you have a grudge against Kong Xuan? I'm innocent, okay?"

"Who made you the 'key', just treat it as what you deserve."

"Why doesn't the Tathagata Buddha come to take care of your uncle?" Yaoyao complained in a low voice.

The other party's eyes shot towards Yaoyao like sharp knives, and Yaoyao's heart felt chilly, so she immediately shut up.

Dapeng didn't mean to hide his identity, but he was a little surprised that Yaoyao guessed it so quickly, but it was a surprise that made him even more dissatisfied, "I hate other people's long-winded, smart people should talk less, otherwise I will Pull out your tongue!"

Yaoyao's heart skipped a beat, "I'll just say the last sentence." Seeing that Dapeng had no intention of stopping, Yaoyao pleaded cautiously, "Give me back the hair, I promise I won't run away, and I can't run away even if you are so powerful , give it back to me, okay?"

Dapeng didn't say a word, he just lifted up the vellus hair, and it turned into powder in front of Yaoyao's eyes!

Regardless of the fact that Sun Wukong, who learned what had happened from Xiong Bao, almost broke the Xiezhi Cave into pieces in a rage, of course, the main reason for Sun Wukong's anger was his concern for Yaoyao's safety.After all, from Yaoyao's previous description of the golden retriever, the woman who falls into his hands will definitely not end well.

Sai Taisui almost didn't even have a chance to explain, Zijinling is very powerful, but there must be time to use it.Fortunately, when Monkey King broke into the cave and searched around, and there was no trace of Yaoyao, Sai Taisui took the opportunity to relay Dapeng's words and sent Monkey King, the plague god, away.

The protagonist of the original story, Empress Jin Sheng, was forgotten by Monkey King in a fit of anger.Who would have thought that Yaoyao successfully replaced Tang Seng and became the favorite.

Ao Lie now regrets that he took back the soul orb, otherwise he would always know where Yaoyao is now.

Because when Sai Taisui recounted it, luckily he added a sentence, "That guy Dapeng has no patience, it's best not to delay too long, otherwise it will be difficult to say whether that little beauty can be called a beauty in the future .”

So Monkey King decided to go to Kong Xuan after thinking about it for less than a quarter of an hour.

Kong Xuan was used to being alone, this time after he went to heaven to convey the serious matter, several important figures decided how to make specific arrangements, and he was supposed to be playing in the heavenly court.Since he can't go back to the place that really belongs to him for the time being, he won't go back to Lingshan here.

Anyway, he, the Dharma protector, has always existed in name only.

When Sun Wukong found Kong Xuan, he was sitting by the Tianhe River fishing, and there were already two or three translucent small fish shining with silver light in the glass bowl next to him, only less than the size of a thumb, swimming happily in the glass bowl .

"Hey, monkey, why are you so busy today?" Kong Xuan was rarely able to sit down quietly. He had been busy here for a long time, and the first thing he did when he saw Monkey King was to show off his achievements, "Look, I She must have never seen the star that I brought to Junior Sister, so how about raising it in Qianzhi Spring in the mountain behind her?"

Sun Wukong suddenly felt that Dapeng was hateful.

Kong Xuan saw that Sun Wukong's expression was wrong, so he tried to ask, "Can you find me?"

In the past, it was straightforward to find someone to subdue a demon, but today, he was a little shy, but Dapeng was not an ordinary character, and the few big men who could surely subdue him were unable to get away now.In other words, no one could find these people at all.

So no matter how entangled Sun Wukong was, he simply told Kong Xuan the ins and outs of this matter.

Kong Xuan lowered his head halfway, but looked up, and said after a while, "I really can't remember any enmity with him?"

"Dapeng said he wants you to go, do you know how to find him?"

Kong Xuan raised an index finger and rubbed his forehead, "He really thinks I'm idle, try it."

"As long as he can be found, Lao Sun will make him look good!" Using Yaoyao as a hostage made Monkey King hate it deeply.

"Forget it, I'll find it myself," Kong Xuan smiled half-sneeringly and half helplessly, "Although I don't know what's wrong with him, but I know a little about this guy's temperament, so that girl will suffer. Go, as he wishes."

Sun Wukong clenched his fists again and again, but did not speak.

"Monkey, do you care about me, Senior Brother? Hey, I'd be happy if Junior Sister is like this, so forget about it." Kong Xuan's words can change all the sadness in Monkey King's heart, as if he doesn't care about me. Like others to care about themselves.

"Monkey, don't worry, I promise to bring that girl back intact." Patting Monkey King on the shoulder, Kong Xuan walked a few steps, then suddenly turned around and said, "By the way, help me look at the stars, that's me." For my junior sister."

The author has something to say: Can’t you learn the scriptures quietly? The contradiction between the previous article and this article will make Dapeng use up Kongxuan ╮(╯_╰)╭

The countdown to completion has entered.Friends who have read the previous article know that Lingshan is a villain, but here, Lingshan is not. In fact, there is no real villain in this article, because this is an accident, an oolong, or grafted into a three-world Qili ( After the kindness of Mending).Everyone, and even every force, cannot be defined simply as black or white, good or bad.There is a combination of goodness, evil and interests. The so-called interests do not just refer to money, rights or status. For example, life and death are also a kind of interest. Maybe if you leave here, those who should eat people will eat people, and those who should engage in conspiracy will also engage in conspiracy. Perhaps Lingshan is still deliberately trying to expand its territory and sphere of influence, and Heavenly Court is still sparing no effort to destroy it to consolidate its existing sphere of influence and believer base.But now, in the face of a larger joint of interests, these things have been reduced and temporarily ignored.

Maybe what I want to express is not as obvious as it is written. Some things sound heavy, but they are not heavy. Sometimes heroes are not chosen by themselves, but [chosen].He became a hero, because people hope so, the 'he' here is not one person, it may be many.

I feel that I have said a lot in a mess, well, let's make it an early closing speech.Although I'm sure I'll say something else by the end OTZ