Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

A quarter of an hour later, the kicked head was finally found and placed on the neck, and the whole body crawled out of the ground. The freshly baked zombie sat kneeling in front of everyone, and the only remaining eyeball was full of envy and flattery. look.

Yaoyao's mouth was close to her ears, not only was there a certain smell emanating from the other party's body, but also the earthworms that were crawling around in his hands.The zombie brother was very careful, and used his fingers with only bones to pull back the earthworms that were trying to crawl away. Because the head was too tilted, there was a crisp sound at the joint of the head and neck, and the head almost fell out again. He righted himself in time.

Phew... Yaoyao felt like she was going to be sick.

Yaoyao stood still, stretched her head to Monkey King's side, and asked quietly, "Great Sage, what is he doing?"

Monkey King leaned on the golden cudgel and answered two words leisurely, "Feng Zhai."

Yaoyao gasped and covered her mouth, oh, she wanted to vomit even more.

Brother Zombie grinned very sincerely. After Monkey King said those two words, he hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Tang Seng Bi Yaoyao's complexion was much better, and he said Amitabha, "Thank you for your kindness, but the poor monk is a monk, and he doesn't eat meat."

The zombie brother blinked in confusion, grabbed a large leaf from the ground and covered it with earthworms, and raised his hand under Tang Seng's eyelids.

Tang Seng's face turned green, and he called out tremblingly, "Wukong..."

Sun Wukong took the golden cudgel. Obviously, the zombie didn't have spiritual consciousness, but the soul trapped in his body, unable to speak.He walked forward and squatted down, his golden eyes stared at the zombie for a long time, and then he straightened up and said to Tang Seng, "He is a wandering Taoist priest. He was entrusted to come here to eliminate harm, but he was beaten to death by a monster because of his incompetence. , the soul is detained here and cannot be reincarnated."

"Then he is, begging us to save him?"

"It can be regarded as a deal for the old grandson." Sun Wukong scratched the back of his hand and didn't move for a long time. Hearing the monsters doing evil, his hands were itchy.

"Sun Dasheng, I am wronged~~~" Before Sun Wukong could further ask what kind of monster it was, a beautiful and enchanting woman sprang out from behind the rocks, knelt down in front of the group of people, crying pear blossoms with rain, "The little girl is also forced to survive , please forgive me.”

Seeing this woman, the zombie immediately became excited, threw the earthworm in his hand aside, pointed at her and shouted, "Hehehehehehehe..."

Yaoyao: Please translate.

Not to be outdone, the woman wiped her tears coquettishly and retorted, "You were the one who came to the door first, but now the villain is the first to sue, Dasheng, don't believe him."

"Ha ha ha ha ha!!"

"I've practiced here for hundreds of years, and you want to take my life just to covet other people's hundreds of taels of silver, and I have to sit with my arms tied and wait for death!"

"Heheheheheheheh!"

"What a monster, you monster! The monks don't pay attention to compassion, but beat me, a weak woman. Great Sage, how can you say this in the world!"

"Hehehehe, hehe."

The two were arguing fiercely, Yaoyao listened to the left and right, and understood a little bit, then looked at the expression of Monkey King beside him, "Great Sage, which one of them is right?"

Sun Wukong replied lazily, "Old Sun is not an official, so I don't bother to judge their right and wrong."

"That's true, but let them quarrel like this?"

Tang Seng said at this time, "You two don't argue, this benefactor, since your ability is higher than that of the benefactor next to you, you shouldn't be so cruel to hurt his life."

"But Master Sanzang, how do you know that if I had been lenient at the time, he would not have taken my life? I didn't take the initiative to provoke him. Could it be that his life is life, and mine is nothing?"

"He is just a mortal with some Taoism. You are a monster who has cultivated for many years. Now that he is dead, it proves that your ability is much higher than him. You have the means to retreat him."

"Master, are you saying that you are bullying me as a monster?" The woman suddenly burst into tears and began to cry, "If I was beaten to death by him back then, today you would just say it's a pity, and you don't know that we monsters practice Difficult, how many brothers and sisters I have are captured by those practicing humans to make alchemy and medicine, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, and now, according to the master, they are not divided into three or six or nine classes!"

The woman cried to Sun Wukong after she finished speaking, "Great Sage~~ You said, we monsters are doomed to be inferior to others, human beings can make us medicines and weapons at will, we eat people to survive, and we have to bear karmic debts and suffer God damn it, the way of heaven is unfair!"

"Stop making noise!" Sun Wukong was most annoyed by the constant noise in his ears, he sternly stopped the woman's crying, and then asked, "You chatter so much, what exactly do you want?"

The woman sobbed for a while, and then said a little coyly, "I want to go to Hades, but I'm afraid that those who killed me before will sue me, so I want to ask the Great Sage to help me talk about it."

Seeing that Sun Wukong was silent, the woman hurriedly answered, "Great Sage, in this world, the strong are respected, and they can live better. No one wants to live a miserable life. Who dares to say that he has few lives in his hands? Those pigs, sheep and fish Insects are not life? Why is it natural for human beings to eat them, and it is only natural for gods to kill us monsters, and they will not be judged by the underworld. But we have hurt a few lives, it is treason and injustice that will not be tolerated."

"Humans are born to eat meat." Yaoyao couldn't help but defend humans, "Wolfs, tigers, and leopards don't eat meat, either."

"That's right, that's right," the woman just continued, "We are all meat, aren't we human beings? Whoever is incompetent is destined to be eaten. It's okay for humans to eat other wild animals. We can eat humans." No, how can there be such a reason?"

Yaoyao: Uh... this is really an unsolvable topic.

"But it's always wrong to hurt innocent people..."

"Those who are eaten by humans deserve to die?" The woman asked sharply.

Yaoyao choked again: Speaking of which, why is there a debate on the equality of life here at night for no reason! ! !

Ao Lie was secretly smiling at the side, but Yaoyao found out and put an elbow on his waist, "What are you laughing at?"

"You still don't understand that she said so much just to ensure that it can be recorded in the booklet of leaving the small world."

"What about the zombies?"

"They are in collusion." Ao Lie relentlessly exposed the truth for Yaoyao, "The Taoist priest died for money to get rid of demons, and there must be a lot of defrauding people of money. The karmic debts on this monster must have hurt a lot of people. Innocent lives. According to the previous trial of the underworld, neither of these two can be reincarnated, so naturally I am worried that they will not be passed."

Both the dismantled woman and the zombie grinned awkwardly.

This is the reason for Sun Wukong's impatience. When it comes to lying to fool others, he has been an expert hundreds of years ago. Talking about this in front of him will only be a trick.

"I don't care about you, my grandson. Whether it should be recorded or not is a matter for the old man of Hades," Sun Wukong didn't care about the Taoist priest. The underworld has dealt with such small roles for so many years. In the eyes, this woman's enchanting and graceful figure is the real body of a twisted and twisted blood-red boa constrictor.

Sun Wukong bullied the woman and said, "Don't fool Lao Sun with the words that all beings are equal. You know in your heart whether the lives in your hands are innocent or not. For the sake of your voluntary admission today, Lao Sun will Let me let you go for now, if you do evil again in the future, you will be recorded in the underworld, and Lao Sun will not let you go!"

The woman was stared at by those fiery eyes, and the luck in her heart suddenly turned into fear. Her back was drenched with sweat, and she responded obediently, "Thank you, thank you Great Sage for not killing me. I won't dare in the future."

If it wasn't for something wrong in this small world, maybe she wouldn't have to worry about meeting someone as powerful as the Monkey King in her whole life.

As a result, Tang Seng's dinner was still not available, and more than that, he also recited the mantra to the Taoist priest to save his wronged soul from the dead body, so that he could go to the underworld to wait for his punishment.

"Great Sage, do you think what the snake demon said makes sense?" Sitting on the jujube tree, she pulled out the jujubes and stuffed them into her pockets. She would take them back and make supper for Tang Seng later. Yaoyao looked under the tree Not far away, Sun Wukong, who was looking for springing bamboo shoots, couldn't help asking.

"Old Sun doesn't care if she has any reason." Sun Wukong said without looking back.

Yaoyao was dissatisfied with this answer, so she grabbed a jujube, rubbed it on her clothes, put it in her mouth, took a bite, and said vaguely, "Actually, in our time, there were people who argued endlessly about vegetarianism and meat. People say that those carnivores keep saying that protected animals that have been poached are very pitiful, or that they still eat meat every day, and those who raise slaughtered animals are not pitiful, and other issues.”

"Hmm." Sun Wukong was obviously not interested in this topic, and picked out a tender bamboo shoot from the soil.

"Great Sage, everyone hopes that the world is fair, but what is fairness?" Yaoyao felt that such a bright moonlit night seemed to be a good time to discuss life, so she kept asking Monkey King.

Sun Wukong was obviously annoyed by Yaoyao's questions, but he didn't say to Yaoyao like he did to others, 'Stop arguing! ’, but jumped up the treetops, threw all the young shoots picked out into the bamboo basket in front of Yaoyao, and said casually, “Fair? The sky tilts to the northwest and the earth sinks to the southeast, even the sky is uneven, how can there be real justice in the world.”

After speaking, he jumped to the ground with the bamboo basket, and Yaoyao chased after him, muttering, "Great Sage, you're spreading negative energy like this, I'm going to doubt life."

"Tch," Sun Wukong sneered, and turned his head to look at Yaoyao, "From Lao Sun's point of view, Lao Sun himself is fair."

These words are outrageous, but Yaoyao feels that such a great sage and handsome her heart is broken.

"My lord, is it still too late for me to move on?"

"Hey!"