Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

When Yaoyao sneaked into the main hall quietly, the grand master in luxurious clothes was persuading the Tang monk, "Grandpa Yudi, you came to our country from a long distance, just in time for my king's night dream, the golden screen is full of splendor, and the jade mirror shines brightly. It’s a great auspicious sign, isn’t it just because of the predestined relationship in the previous life, and now my king is willing to recruit you as his husband with the wealth of the country, so it’s better to be an empty monk than you to be an empty monk like this?”

Tang Seng sat on the chair with his eyes closed, twiddled the Buddhist beads and recited the Heart Sutra silently, ignoring the grand master's words.

But Zhu Bajie snatched it up and yelled, "My master only has Buddha in his heart, and he doesn't care about your country's wealth, and he doesn't love your beauty. It's better to ask the queen to replace Guan Wen and send him west. how?"

The grand master probably has never seen such a shameless person, his smile is uglier than crying, and he said euphemistically, "This elder is a man, but his appearance is..."

"Hi~~" Zhu Bajie felt that the grand master had no discernment, "As the saying goes, a thick willow dustpan and a thin willow bucket, no one in the world thinks men are ugly."

Sun Wukong pinched Zhu Bajie's ear and dragged him aside, "Idiot, don't talk nonsense, if you want to leave or stay, it's up to Master."

As soon as Tang Seng heard Sun Wukong's words, he seemed to have a backbone, and hurriedly said, "Wukong, what do you think this is good for?"

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "It's you, Master, who the queen wants to recruit. It just depends on what you think in your heart. If you want to, you can keep it. It's like giving away wealth for nothing. Where can you find such a good thing?"

The Grand Master nodded hurriedly.

Tang Seng stomped his feet anxiously, "We enjoy wealth and honor, who is going to learn scriptures?!"

The grand master hurriedly answered, "I don't dare to hide it. In fact, my king wants to recruit my younger brother, grandpa, as my husband. I can let your apprentices go to learn scriptures. Wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"

Zhu Bajie pursed his lips, "Well, everything has been arranged. It's true that the matchmaker throws the couple over the wall as soon as the husband and wife go to bed."

Sun Wukong laughed, "Your queen has thought very carefully. In this way, there will be no delay in learning from the scriptures and getting married."

Tang Seng hoped that Sun Wukong would sternly refuse, but unexpectedly he encouraged himself instead, his face darkened, he ignored Sun Wukong, and chanted Buddha to himself.

It's not that she has never met a man in Daughter's Country. The Chenjiazhuang is on the other side of the Tongtian River, a hundred miles away, and people usually come and go for business.It's just not as handsome as Tang Seng, the point is that the queen has spoken, otherwise the grand master is also the prime minister of a country, how could he be so humble.

But Tang Seng just pretended to be stupid.

"Promise, promise, we have agreed to this matter." Yaoyao trotted in and said in a loud voice, "Quickly go and announce the good news to your queen, and set up a banquet for us to practice tomorrow."

Tang Seng turned pale in shock, and pointed at Yaoyao before she could say a word, but Yaoyao pressed her hand to cover her mouth, and laughed at the Grand Master, "He is thin-skinned, he has already answered in his heart, and he will definitely figure it out tonight." , go back and report the good news."

The grand master was overjoyed, and hurriedly responded, and quickly walked out of the post house to report to the queen.

Tang Seng grabbed Yaoyao's hand angrily, his lips trembling, "You! When did I agree?!"

Yaoyao smiled and said to Tang Seng, "You didn't say it, but you thought it in your heart. It's not right for me to say it for you."

Before she could finish her sentence, she suddenly slid back five or six meters, narrowly missing Monkey King's flying grab, tilted her head and grinned, looked at Monkey King and asked with a smile, "Why are you so angry?" ?”

Sun Wukong's eyes were sharp, he twisted his body to block in front of Tang Seng, and took out a golden cudgel from his ear and held it in his palm, "What kind of monster are you?!"

To be able to change into Yaoyao's appearance, at least know a little bit about them.The transformation technique of this monster is so ingenious that Sun Wukong has a feeling of déjà vu. If it weren't for the obvious difference in behavior from Yaoyao, Monkey King might not be able to see that it is a fake so quickly.

Although the monster changed Yaoyao's appearance, he didn't deliberately hide his true nature, so his words and deeds were completely different. Monkey King didn't know what the other party was thinking, so he was extra careful.

When Tang Seng heard that it was a monster, he shrank into a ball on the chair.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also took out their weapons and stood ready.

Surrounded by the monsters, they didn't panic. They clasped their hands together and smiled with crooked eyebrows. Yaoyao's apricot eyes were forced into a sinister expression by the other party, who seemed to answer provocatively, "I'm not Monster, even if I'm not a god, I'm still a fairy."

Monkey King didn't care about this, "Hand over the little demon!"

Against Yaoyao's appearance, the monster pouted with displeasure on his face, "I care so much about her... I just don't want to say it."

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth was slightly clenched, and suddenly he swung his stick.The monster seems to be quite familiar with his small movements, the shadow of the stick moves before the person arrives, and dodges the stick calmly, kicks Zhu Bajie, who took the opportunity to pounce on him, and grabs Sha Wujing's belt for a while. Pumping, spinning a circle in the air and squatting on the open window sill.

Sha Wujing stepped on the corner of his clothes and fell over.

"Hee hee, I won't fight with you, don't say I know I can't beat you, even if I can beat you, I will suffer." The monster casually threw Sha Wujing's belt, and before Monkey King could make another move, he pointed to the back door Over there, "I'm just playing around with her appearance, everyone, there will be a period later."

After finishing speaking, he jumped out of the window lattice and disappeared out of thin air.

A bunch of people were puzzled in the room, so Monkey King hurried to find Yaoyao first.Yaoyao was indeed fine, but Sun Wukong's doubts about the monster grew deeper.

Because what the monster used against Yaoyao was actually Fang Cunshan's Fixing Body Technique!Could it be that the other party is Fang Cun Shan's disciple? !Moreover, the other party is so familiar with his small movements before the fight, which shows that it is not an ordinary relationship.

When Sun Wukong was learning Taoism, none of his senior brothers was qualified to be taught by the patriarch himself.The guy who came out of nowhere at this moment is able to use Fang Cun Shan's fixing spell with ease.

Moreover, the other party obviously came for him. When I saw Master two months ago, Master never mentioned that such a person would come to him.

Yaoyao, who was rescued, dragged Monkey King's tiger skin skirt and whimpered for comfort.

She was originally reading a joke by the back door, but someone suddenly smiled softly next to her ear, "We have found you."

Before Yaoyao turned her head to see who was talking, she couldn't move immediately!

The man obviously didn't want her to see, and then said, "Sure enough, it's the same as what's written in the book." He stretched out his finger and poked Yaoyao's arm, "Hey, you don't get tired of reading the book over and over again, have you ever thought that the words in the book Are you tired of being shown to people over and over again?"

He gave Yaoyao a body-fixing technique, so he didn't point to Yaoyao's ability to respond. He asked himself and answered, "Actually, no, as soon as the book is closed, ashes return to ashes, and everything will start again." .”

Yaoyao's heart is almost jumping in her throat, listening to this person's words, it is likely that he is also a time traveler.And it seems that he not only knows that he is time-traveled, but from his words, he seems to be sure that he is time-traveled in this book?

Isn't she the only time traveler? !Then what does he want to do, isn't it to kill himself, the insider?Help~~~~~

The other party saw through Yaoyao's thoughts at a glance, and smiled slightly, "Don't be afraid, you are the protagonist. Although I don't like you, I'll be the first to disagree with whoever wants to hurt you."

Yaoyao felt as if she understood what he was talking about, but after thinking about it, she couldn't understand.Moreover, she still can't believe this man's words, who knows if he is deceiving her.

The other party didn't care whether Yaoyao believed it or not, after listening to the conversation in the main hall, he said in a dissatisfied tone, "That Tang Monk is too boring, like this, when will he be able to walk to Lingshan, the protagonist girl, use your appearance. "

After he finished speaking, he came into Yaoyao's line of sight, but he had already become exactly the same as Yaoyao, as if he looked in a mirror and looked exactly the same.

Yaoyao watched helplessly as he ran out to make trouble for Tang Seng. From the beginning to the end, she didn't know what that man looked like.

But she didn't dare to tell Sun Wukong about time travel and book travel. If it was true, there would always be a feeling of fear after careful consideration.

Knowing that Yaoyao didn't do it on purpose, Tang Seng didn't blame her, but asked Sun Wukong with a sad face, "Now that the monster has randomly accepted it, what should we do?"

"Actually, that's fine too," Sun Wukong saw Tang Seng's complexion changed, and immediately continued, "As long as Guan Wen is switched tomorrow, I'll cast a fixing spell to fix them all, and then we'll undo the spell after we leave the border." , so that neither lives will be hurt, nor will it delay our westward journey."

Only then did Tang Seng turn his worries into joy, and he felt at ease.

After hearing the grand master's report, the queen was really pleased with the emperor, but she only heard that Tang Seng had the appearance of a great country above, but she had never seen it with her own eyes.The customs of the Daughter Kingdom are not like those of the Tang Dynasty. After thinking about it for a while, the queen asked the grand master to invite the Tang monk to visit the imperial garden at night.

It is still necessary to meet each other before getting married. The ruler of a country cannot marry blindly. Who can guarantee that Tang Seng will definitely meet the queen's wishes.

When the grand master came to pass on the message, Tang Seng panicked. He is a monk, and it is unethical to stay in the same room with a woman late at night, so he politely declined.The grand master came here on orders, how to deal with business without bringing people back, and persuaded from left to right, this place is Xiliang women's country, so grandpa Yudi can do as the Romans do.

Tang Seng was still thinking about changing Guan Wen, so he didn't dare to refuse forcefully, so he could only half-push and half-heartedly be asked to leave by the grand master.Because there was a monster before, although it was just a false alarm, just in case, Monkey King pulled out his hair and turned into a seven-star ladybug and stuck it on Tang Seng's collar, so that he would not be at a loss if there was anything going on.

"Great Sage, did you let that monster go on purpose today?" Yaoyao was frozen at that time, but she could still see that the Great Sage usually beat monsters much harder than today.

Sun Wukong snorted, affirming, "If Lao Sun's guess is correct, then the monster and Lao Sun learned the same Taoism."

Let me go, how about being so lucky and directly crossing into Fangcun Mountain's disciple, Patriarch Bodhi is an unfathomable master.Yaoyao was envious and jealous in her heart, but then she thought about it, Master loves her so much and teaches her powerful spells, it is no worse than traveling to Fangcun Mountain.

Yaoyao regained her balance immediately, "Great Sage, can't you recognize his real body?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, "Although his ability is not as good as Lao Sun's, but he has mastered the art of transformation, which is no worse than Lao Sun's, so he naturally knows how to make Lao Sun see through his true body. But from the perspective of his fellow disciples, As long as he doesn't harm anyone, Lao Sun won't hit hard either."

If you talk about Fang Cunshan's fellow disciples, in fact, they are talking about together with those in the dream, Kong Xuan is one, and Ruyi is also one.Although the monster has a male voice, the appearance of the voice can change, so whether it is "he" or "she" cannot be determined.It's just that Monkey King can't see through the real body of that person, and he is 100% sure that that person is definitely not Ruyi.

There is no reason, Sun Wukong just knows.

Yaoyao also thought about Sun Wukong's answer, but she still couldn't help sighing, the Great Sage really is a person who misses old love, and even a fellow student who has never met is so tolerant.

Speaking of which, if she could still see that person, Yaoyao really wanted to ask, why did he say that she was the protagonist?